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PoliticsRe: Politicians Conjure Power With Vulture Eggs To Win Votes; Egg Costs N1m - N2m by ehissi(m): 9:31am On Nov 28, 2017
1zynnvn:
I have vulture eggs for sale oo. 500k only
Bros! If you can sell am #500 for me ehh, I will buy 2000 pieces.... grin

Provided hand never touch am...... angry
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Stole The Show At Oritsefemi’s Wedding And People Are Talking by ehissi(m): 9:26am On Nov 28, 2017
rawpadgin:
If u thoroughly read this post u will understand and give a deep thought into this matter, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say. undecided
angry
PoliticsRe: Politicians Conjure Power With Vulture Eggs To Win Votes; Egg Costs N1m - N2m by ehissi(m): 9:19am On Nov 28, 2017
Hhh
PoliticsRe: FG: We Will Sell Power Plants, Houses To Fund Budget.. by ehissi(m): 9:17am On Nov 28, 2017
Stalwert:
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Some individuals are known congenital liars their post will contain the same truth they labour hard to obscure... the same premium times article clearly says stolen will be part of funding for the budget. Our comprehension challenged liars now turn it to say it will entirely fund a budget. These people have no fear of God they only know religion when it is time to forment division and strife but not to say the truth. In PMB budget statement he clearly stated he will fund the budget on borrowing and sale on non oil assets. The same NEPA assets your hero of thieves and benign sanctimonious failure sold to his cronies for scrap who are too incompetent to even manage the assets has become such an unbearable loss for you? No wonder PMB largely ignores the meaningless hatism from you people.
You seem highly informed on the subject.

$258bn in Naira @ the official rate of #305 is #78Trillion.

11% of this money constitutes the current budget. If this money truly exists, which I sincerely do not believe, then tell us, what percentage will be used to fund the budget?

I ask because that will explain what warrants the sale of all these asset against the advise of economic experts.

Its not a enough to sell, a formidable plan backed up by the right policy framework is the key. Accusing past governments of leaving no money when in actual fact you have no sound management plan is a natural disaster like no other.

Remember, a man who doesnt read is no different from a man who cannot.....
PoliticsRe: FG: We Will Sell Power Plants, Houses To Fund Budget.. by ehissi(m): 9:04am On Nov 28, 2017
dikeigbo2:
Make una kuku sale everything to finance the budget........How do we got here in the first place?
My friend stop that nonsense..... undecided

The first thing we should consider is who go fit price Buhari market and then sell him first......., angry
PoliticsRe: FG: We Will Sell Power Plants, Houses To Fund Budget.. by ehissi(m): 9:01am On Nov 28, 2017
johnbuck81:
buhari is not fit to be a president.
Buhari is not fit at all, he is not fit to be fit, let alone fit to be a president.... angry
LiteratureRe: Oretunlewa Soyinka And Nneka Ekechukwu's Wedding In Atlanta (Photos) by ehissi(m): 10:14pm On Nov 27, 2017
Why that man in the third picture come go resemble mugabe...... undecided
CareerRe: Lagos (Okada) Motorcycle Operators To Wear Uniforms, Get Tuesday Deadline by ehissi(m): 12:05pm On Nov 27, 2017
Mumu! As if they cannot wear the uniform and still rob, ewu gambia them...... angry
NYSCRe: NYSC Maduguri Camp To Re-open Soon – DG by ehissi(m):
Thunder fire that kine camp........ undecided

Ewu gambia...... angry
CelebritiesRe: Mary Timms Slays In Bikini Shoots For US Fashion Brand (Photos) by ehissi(m): 5:01pm On Nov 26, 2017
Hmmmmmmm........

All I see is biscuit bone everywhia....... tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche: Gospel Truth Of The Tithe Revealed by ehissi(m): 3:53pm On Nov 26, 2017
MrBottle:
Why won't he be rich, when he put his money right back to his pocket all in the name of tithing.
With all due respect, Sharaaaaap! That is an insult to a highly revered elder of God.

If a child wakes up today and says he wants to go to grow up and be an oil worker or petro-chemocal engineer, you see a financially rewarding future.

When your child wakes up and tells you he wants to be a painter or a vulcaniser or a scavengers thats picks scrap metal from waste bins you see something wrong his brain.

That was what Pastoring was, Pastors were not known to be wealthy then when they started so I dont understand why people suspect them of such
Pecuniary ambitions.

For your info, Oyedepo dey tithe to Adeboye so park well...... angry
PoliticsRe: What Is The Fastest Way To Rise In Rank In The Nigerian Army? by ehissi(m): 3:42pm On Nov 26, 2017
AUgucci:
when a DCCS personnel is admitted into the Nigerian navy as an engineer or a doctor,does this means they won't be allow to go to war,to have a gun, to use a gun in war, or to even engaged in any combat or any combat training. And yes what's the big difference between an NDA admitted or a Degree personnel admitted. And is there any limit to the rank a DCCS can attain compare to the NDA ... Pls try and thing of what am trying to ask and make me understand... And does it mean that the best and Almighty way to apply for the Navy or any military is through the NDA,...
And does it mean that to be in the Navy. You have to be good swimmer. Am curious about all this.
The answer to your first question is no.

But there is something I use to tell people. There is something we call "The Standard" and the "The General Idea".

The Standard is what is contained Majorly in the Armed forces Act as well other legal books. The General idea is whatever is necessary to get the Job done par-time which typically involves bending the rules.

E.g. DSSC are not really seen as Combat ready troops, according to the standard. The are strictly meant for administrative work.

However, since the course regimen for both DSSC and Airmen - that is Airforce soldiers - is the 6months BMTC, Basic Military Training Course. And also the Armed forces act gives the Service chief - be they chief of Army, Navy, airforce or defence staff - right to utilize any officer in any capacity in the event of an emergency, DSSC officers are sent to war.

So in the end, its the service chief that decides. When Umar was CAS - Chief of Air staff, he was celebrated as one of the best in terms of welfare, charisma and performance as well as morale, especially when working with airmen and women.

However rumour has it that his working relationship with the Airmen and women - particularly the women - was too cordial, fuelling rumours that he may secretly dated some. A rumour that was further fuelled when he stopped women in the Airforce from performing rifle duty and all manner of duties requiring arms.

But when Badeh came back, he scrapped that and even sent women to Sambisa forest without thinking. So, yes, you may be sent to war but its not always the case. They are DSSC officers that will never fire a rifle after BMTC training till they retire, other may but it all depends on where order carry you go.

NDA graduates spend 4 years in NDA and graduate as Regular commission officers, Graduates for the DSSC still go through NDA but are trained for 6months and are eventually converted to Direct Regular Commission. NDA is meant for teenagers with WAEC, DSSC is meant for graduates.

The highest rank a DSSC graduate can attain is Major General, Air Vice - Marshall, Rear Admiral, according to the Standard. This means that a DSSC officer cannot be a service chief, but the general idea is that The Chief-in-Commander of the armed forces appoints Service Chiefs, so today DSSC officer is the Chief of Air staff.....


Basic swimming skills for navy should be enough, you will receive further drilling when you get there.
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2006 For 850k Hot Sale by ehissi(m): 11:20am On Nov 26, 2017
peterphd:
who wan use soldier man do ritual?
My brother, even soldier sef is allergic to matchet and bullet......
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by ehissi(m): 10:03am On Nov 26, 2017
MhizzAJ:
All these Christ Embassy girls

I wonder why people think Christianity is the only true religion and why they think it's the right religion out of all others
You for talk this wan for Islamic section against muslims na and watch arabic graffiti splash your naughty profile, then watch your account proscribed faster than IPOBian yoots........ grin
PhonesRe: Signs That You Are Completely Addicted To Your Phone by ehissi(m): 7:43am On Nov 26, 2017
overhypedsteve:
Lols. Bad guy. But it's statistics oh. Me nor dey play betting. Na my site traffic I dey check
I hia........ wink
PhonesRe: Signs That You Are Completely Addicted To Your Phone by ehissi(m): 7:36am On Nov 26, 2017
overhypedsteve:
This guy. You nor know say some people need dey connected 24/7 checking statistics, feeds and processing orders online. To some of us our phone na our office
Nor dey call am statistics, just call am the real name. Nairabet, Chikenan........... grin
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2006 For 850k Hot Sale by ehissi(m): 6:17am On Nov 26, 2017
aduje:
He advertised the car for N850k, I called to negotiate he said it is N1m that they have bought it and is on reselling process. I have backed out.
That was what kayharry did to me Oooooh! That I left mainland to travel to agbado jaiye after jankara market - the advert say na ikeja the car dey - to buy car.

At the end of the day, they told us - me and my mechanic - we need to do small work on the engine, everything else is working "pafertly" (contrary to what Kayharry told me), I said okay. The next thing, oya take account number and transfer the money abi you wan pay cash?

I shock!! undecided Oga we no go inspect the car first abi kilode?

Oya lets inspect the car, make we see the car whey we see for picture, they first take us go another car, then them come take us to the car, just point say "see the car there".

Whey the key make we open engine start am, them come tell us say the key dey with the owner for Oshodi market, he is on his way.

2hrs later, the owner is on his way. Na so mechanic just advise me, make we run for our dear life make night no meet us for here, before them use us do pap for money rituals.

Everything Kayharry said from the price of the car, the location, the condition of the car, he even told us the owner was waiting for us.

I blow bike from Festac to Oshodi to hurry up to enter bus to catch owner only for me to dey here story upandan....

Wise move brother, God go give you your own......
CelebritiesRe: Phyno And Olamide Apologize For Not Turning Up For Their Show In Canada by ehissi(m):
psychologist:
Any day you comment without using this smiley shocked, I will deactivate my account grin
I don do screen grab sharp sharp........ grin

Waiting for Nwaamaikpe to do the needful...... angry

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo- "We Have Never Made Profit From Covenant University" by ehissi(m): 6:59pm On Nov 25, 2017
Make sense
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kiss At Their White Wedding In South Africa (Photos) by ehissi(m): 6:53pm On Nov 25, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
If una no get us pics where Banky and Adesua dey chop kpekus at the end of the day something will happen here on NL angry
Thirded......... angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: APC Reacts To Atiku Abubakar's Resignation: "He Is An Opportunist" by ehissi(m): 6:42pm On Nov 24, 2017
optional1:
Atiku is dead on arrival


waka waka man jumping from one party to another like a prostitute jumping from one customer to the other...
Let me guess, Buhari has been a faithful member of the ANPP since 1999..... grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by ehissi(m): 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2017
lastmessenger:
I have respect for oyedepo. God has used him to do a lot great things for his Kingdom. He founded two universities in Nigeria with facilities comparable to what is obtainable outside the shore of this country and he has plans to build another one in Ghana.
His achievement alone is enough for anyone to swallow whatever he says as the ultimate truth coming from God.
In as much as I believe in giving to the church but the idea that a Christian must tithe is one that even Bishop oyedepo will not convince to accept. It is obvious that such practice was done away with all the other loads of practices recorded in the old testament.
The only giving acceptable and recorded in the new testament is free will donation. Any other giving is nothing but manmade.
However those who feel they must tithe are free to do so but saying that those who don't tithe are cursed and going to hell is nothing but madness.
Respect is carnal, honour is spiritual
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Atiku Decams From APC by ehissi(m): 1:11pm On Nov 24, 2017
iamchybs:
Lol... Saw that coming grin
What a waste of FTC........... angry

No dedication, no shout out nothing...... undecided

Even the blind saw that coming....... tongue
PoliticsRe: Apo Six: Nigeria Police Reinstates Officer Who Killed Igbo Traders by ehissi(m): 9:56pm On Nov 23, 2017
President Buhari has come to reinstate corruption............ angry

**SingingItLike** Its a normal Buhari something, its a normal Buhari something, its a normal Buhari something.......... undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: "Grace Mugabe Sleeping With Cabinet Ministers" Army To Mugabe - ZambianObserver by ehissi(m): 7:08pm On Nov 23, 2017
SalamRushdie:
She had to be sleeping with someone else because Mugabe saw his last erection almost 2 decades ago just like Buhari saw his last erection over 7 years ago so do the maths
Jessssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......... shocked

What is this? Are you the Erection monitor/officer. ....... angry
HealthRe: Open Defecation: Nigeria Ranks 3rd - UNICEF by ehissi(m): 7:05pm On Nov 23, 2017
TANTUMERGO007:
We suppose be number one

Go to those railways for mile 2 and orile down, not to even mention obalende or those water areas like third mainland bridge.
We suppose they number 1-5
Heeey!! Stop that nonsense you hear.......... angry

Are you trying to tell us that we dey kaka pass india?

Dont just try and say it, because for your information India is number one on that Defecation table and they will not be seeing relegation in a billion years........ undecided
PoliticsRe: [REVEALED] Jonathan's Men Wanted To Stage A Military Coup To Stop Buhari In 2015 by ehissi(m): 4:58pm On Nov 23, 2017
Fools.....

They dont have any meaningful developmental project to execute but lies....

Ewu gambia...... angry

Person whey vote these yeye people, Buhari especially, still dey tell me say for this kind time, E government na better government. That persin no go die better ooooh!! angry

Because all liars, na hellfire straight...... undecided
EducationUNIBEN Students Stage Massive Protest. Senate Shut Campus Down by ehissi(op): 4:55pm On Nov 23, 2017
I dont know what going on but E don happen......

CrimeRe: Bilyamin Muhammed Bello & Maryam Sanda's Wedding Photos Before She Stabbed Him by ehissi(m): 4:14pm On Nov 23, 2017
Why una no dey see better yeye person like bob risky stab! Ayam nor understanding...... undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Living Faith Church To Construct Four Lane Express From Lafenwa To Ayobo by ehissi(m): 3:27pm On Nov 23, 2017
mofedamijo:
The church shall match on and the gate of hell il not prevail,when one member donates 400million naira,now calculate when 50 members do,and the thing is the church has so many silent billionaire members,some in the oil sector,some own multi millionaire corporations in and outside nigeria,the funny thing is they pay millions of tithe n they don’t complain because they see the benefits,it is those yeye pple who dont give that run upandan like native fowl,do u think it is the 50naira given by some members that will execute such projects...naaaaa,the big boiz are giving and re continually blessed,most of his top members are C.E.Os funny enough u see why convenant graduates hardly look 4 jobs....aside the quality of the school,thier members re highly placed....
Native fowl...... grin

Wait! So we whey dey give "big" and hope to give even bigger na E be the agric fowl? huh

Child of God, abeg use small small dey stroke persin! Habaaaa..... undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Living Faith Church To Construct Four Lane Express From Lafenwa To Ayobo by ehissi(m): 3:19pm On Nov 23, 2017
ehispapa:
where have you been to in africa to say a less than N5m housing estate is the most expensive in africa?
No mind am, for e mind the whole of africa cover baruwa, pako bus stop, mile 2 down to okoko
Since plot of land of less than 6 million Naira na the most expensive in africa make E go use fifty thousand Naira collect plot of land for banana island naa.......Make Banana finally fall on am...... grin
Christianity EtcRe: Living Faith Church To Construct Four Lane Express From Lafenwa To Ayobo by ehissi(m): 3:15pm On Nov 23, 2017
Fff

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