₦airaland Forum

Abbeycharles:
Hello doctors in the house

Please I want you to help me analyze this result because I don't want doctors to build land on top my head out of ignorance.

The first person that interpreted it for me at the lab said I will need to take drip and in% jection to treat the infection in the sperm, and note that I will also be going to an hospital but I want at least three people to help me analyze it, so there won't be contradiction when I go to the hospital

Is this result okay enough? Are these minor issues that can easily be corrected and is there any cause of alarm in the test? What are the odds of fertilizing an egg?

. Oligospermia is low sperm count. The quantity should be 15 million and above but yiurs is 6millions. 48% is active in it.Just control your stress ,minimise alcohol and take drugs or supplement or herbs that can improve your sperm production. There is nothing to worry about .It will be correctedAs for the urine test,since there is no growth in the culture it means you have no infection.If there is growth it means there is Infection in your urinary tract .Then a peniciline will be used to determine the antibiotics that can cure the infection. So without any growth your urine test shows you have no infection.Tbus you don't need any antibiotics.

Oddsbodikins:
Had to create a new account for this, I used to have an infection called thrush know in the street as sweetie. Treated it with some antibiotics and it left but recently I noticed to small bumps on my penis, painless and not itchy, just there, what do you guys think, men in the house, has any one experienced this

IThey are pimples or skin cysts.They will dry away themselves There is nothing to worry about.

oshozondii:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-your-position-on-powershift-unconstitutional-northern-govs-tell-southern-govs/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

The Northern governors APPEAR to be disturbed emotionally.Power shift to the south is against the constitution but retention of power in the north for additional years is in support of the constitution? 1999 constitution is silent on power shift but talk about how to declare a Wii ner of the presidential election. Power shift is a party matter .No tribe or region is a tatalong in Nigeria

martyns303:
Today I understood the importance of being informed and I thought of sharing this information. It may be useful to someone.

I went to the bank to deposit USD, unfortunately among the notes is a $100 2003 series. The teller brought out the old series and said they don’t accept it. I have heard of BDC rejecting old notes but for a bank? So I thought I should check what CBN has to say, I googled “old note series CBN”, and found a Memo by CBN that says banks and BDC are not to reject old series or lower denominations.

I quickly informed the teller that there’s a memo to the effect of rejecting old series. The teller said he would have to confirm from his superior, he went ahead to call his boss, the boss came and was like “oh yes, we don’t accept old series”, so I brought out the Memo on my phone and showed it to him and said I need him to confirm that he would not be accepting the old series. He started stuttering and was like he will need to confirm, I said sir this thing is in black and white. I guess he was trying to save face, he went to his desk, made a phone call, then instructed the teller to accept the note.

Below is a copy of the Memo/Circular, in the event anyone might need it.

. There is a difference between literacy and functional literacy.You have funtional literacy if you can use your education and knowledge to solve problems.That is what you have done today.Sadly many graduates in Nigeria are not literate functionally as they rely on their parents or older adults to solve problems

Kwanza:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/09/27/battle-for-presidency-court-adjourns-suit-against-atiku/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

. This is a matter that has been decided at the PEPT and SC in favour of Atiku Abubakar.

Decentdave:
Where there is life there is hope
Arsenal fans am I speaking

. We wiil be among the first 3 soon

BeeBeeOoh:
https://thenationonlineng.net/national-assembly-mere-rubber-stamp-wike-alleges/?amp=1

awhat about state assembly?

sematec:
So when them come discover football

My funny friend! I WAS ONLY LOOKING AT THE MEASUREMENT OF THE ARK AND ITS EQUIVALENCE IN OUR MODERN TIME.

Gospelpreacher1:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16168609/noahs-ark-buried-turkish-mountains-experts-3d-scans-prove/amp/

. from the Biblical description the Ark is longer than a standard fooball pitch...Can we justify this discovery? DOES it support the Biblical evidence?

adenigga:
Source: https://tribuneonlineng.com/Nigeria-to-provide-electricity-to-5-million-households-by-2030-Buhari

. Same lie since 1960. ....How many households have light this morning?

[quote author=dre11 post=106155519]https://dailytrust.com/nigerias-economy-about-to-collapse-sanusi-raises-alarm[/quote. Na today?]

jaybenugo:
Previous Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6746912/identity-corpse-abandoned-edo-hospital#105698430



https://igberetvnews.com/1400990/autopsy-result-26-year-old-faith-aigbe-found-dead-edo-traditional-rulers-car-photos/

. An ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy out of the womb. especially in the fallopian tube.When the foetus keeps growing it can rupture in the fallopian tube. It will lead to internal building and death It is severe and an emergency in medicine.The baby may be surgically repositioned to the womb especially if found early. However I cannot say much about circumstances surrounding her deatn but I pray God will comfort her family.

lajid:
Hello everyone, so it happened that my Dad made some withdrawals at the ATM, on the last withdrawal the ATM did not dispense.l and he was debited.

Followed him to the bank to complain so the amount will be reversed.

Upon our arrival, we met a woman crying profusely. She was restless, saw three bankers on one computer trying to figure things out and another consoling her.

So it happened that she was scammed of N300,000. She said she received a call from someone who claimed to be the bank manager who asked her to provide some of her private information which she did.

Man, I felt bad for her. I was really angry inside, I hope this scammers meet their Waterloo.

So I’ve got some questions regarding this:

1) how do these scammers get the phone number and account details of people to the extent of calling them and requesting personal information.

2) can the money be recovered, if yes what process does one need to follow. This is to educate people

On a final note, please and please, don’t give your personal information to anyone who claims to be from a certain bank. Always go the bank!

.1 Answer Bank officials give your phone nos and details to scammers. 2 It is possible to arrest by by tracking the phone no used to call you. The police must be involved in the process.

Stanweezy:
My sialso have thster sent the attached picture below for me, according to her she said the chemist she went said its bkus of the water she bath with.

Please I need answers on what could be the cause of this boils.

Thank you

. This could be a reaction of what she ate drank or her bathing soup.Some ladies also have these pimples when they ovulate. Show them to a pharmacist for creams to apply to the affected part.

saintopus:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/breaking-jega-pat-utomi-abdulfatai-duke-others-birth-third-force-rnp/

. Another rubbish for Nigerian politics! No savior for Nigeria among our politicians throughout the country.Tbey all are looters seeking to fleece us more and more. I hope God will give us a better Satan in 2023.

Gloriouspraise:
I don’t wish to go back on any of that drug , so what else can be done

. You made us believe u can't sleep bc of yiur dependence on Lextitan and Valium. Go and use only Amitriptyline. Start with 15 milligrams That means u divide 25 milligrams into two. After three days take 25 millgrams. If you sleep too much you can still reduce it. Take it at 6 or 7 after food .. switch off the light of your room when u are on bed Don't close ur eyes to force sleep. Naturally the sleep will come. Don't be anxious whether you will sleep this night or not ...You will sleep rest assured.

Gloriouspraise:
The list of drugs I took
Nitrazepam
Amitryptilline
Lexotan
Diazepam

. With this combination of drugs you are going to have serious withdrawal symptoms.Additionally why did you take all of them at a times? It is too much please!.Lexotan is causing specifically your present symptoms.You should not take it for a long time.It should be between 3 to 5 days with 1.5 mg . Diazepam ( valium 5 ) can be taken between 3 and 5 days and only to at night .5 mg is enough at a time.If you take it for a long period for a time, you may also be depending on it to sleep . Amitriptyline is the safest of all of them.You can take it for weeks months and years.Nothing wil happen to you and you can stop it at any time.Depending on your age and the depression symptoms you have, you may take 25 mg at a time every day depending on your prescription.If you sleep too much you can break it into two 12 mg . You will be refreshed with this drug. Amitriptyline is a good drug always.My concern is who asked you to take all these drugs together at a time? I believe he is not a medical doctor.Combination of all these drugs is the cause of your present lack of sleep.I advise you use only Amitriptyline for now to control your present unwanted symptoms.You will be fine my brother don't be afraid.Depression and anxiety are not organic diseases but a chemical imbalance in the brain that can be controlled with drug. Most Nigerians are victims and they occur for various reasons.God will be with you .

benjackugo:
Dino Melaye was captured in a mood of worship in a video he shared on his Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

He captioned the video;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CUBO6mcIzuh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbyN__HA4Nw

. Sweet evening with Jesus and all our stolen money in your account!

jaybenugo:
EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected ‘Yahoo-Yahoo Boys’ in Ilorin (Photos)



https://www.facebook.com/100064596373289/posts/219406206889257/?app=fbl

The arrest of jobless but self-employed Nigerians

Yves4real:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/e-x-p-o-s-e-d-how-mailafia-died-at-specialist-hospital-gwagwalada/

.It looks like Covid .Over 65 and above should be careful of going to every place. They are usually more susceptible to the disease than any group index. The loss of one's husband wife and parent regardless of their ages is better said than experienced. I sympathize with the entire family.God will comfort you all.

Jazzman01:
This Volkswagen costs less than #4000 Naira back then in 1982. Today, 4000 Naira cannot even buy a tyre or Battery.

God will never forgive all our leaders from 1960 for bringing us to this stage of disrepute hardships and backwardness.

Mandyjosh:
In the entertainment and movies industries,the word producer is a common palace and to add to it is another word called executive producer,pls i would like my fellow nairalanders shed more light on these two seperate but commonly uswd words for us.,especially those who have indepth knowledge about art n music.thanks a millions

Producers are those that put money down for production. 1 producer. He has money in the work 2 Associate producer He has money in the production too 3. Executive Producer He has larger money in the production. How do producers get money? Some borrow it from banks. Some get money from politicians. Some get money from musicians. Some get money from Suggar daddies. It is easier for ladies to get money for production than men because some of them are ready to sleep with any man because of production money. Finally producers associatiate producers and executive producers have percentage of proceeds sharing after the film has been sold .

fergie001:
SOURCE

. The DSS dug their grave by arresting 12 witnesses of the incident and taking them along with them. They saw what happened and those that invaded the house. The DSS later paraded them in Abuja as people taken in Igboho's house. Malami and the DSS do not have what it takes to argue against all the allegations against them.

atheistandproud:
I swear!

I usually waste their card by acting foolish until they get tired.

I do same for them

atheistandproud:
Lol. You get time oh.

Don't mind them oooo They want to make money without working

onthehill:
“Physics na your mate?,” UNN student asks, after his lecturer got stuck while solving a question

A video shared online captured the moment a lecturer got stuck while solving a physics question, IgbereTV reports.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT4fyi6gBrd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXO2wEFjIU0

Nothing is special in the video .It is normal.He made a mistake and did it again. The post is just sensationql but the report and video are exclusive to academics.Nothing srange is involved

atheistandproud:
E shoke!

Ah Mogbe! FTC oh!



Oya Nlers check my siggy and dash your boy one sub. Bikonu ehn.

I usually ask them to give me their phone no and whathapp no so we can talk in private.I also request their bank accounts too for the transaction Nobody will tell them before they block me immidiately. If it is a lady I ask her to give me her bank account bearing her name. She will run away quickly.

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-femi-fani-kayode-defects-to-apc/

. Obasanjo said FFK is misguided man who only wanted his daily bread sustained.He criticised
Obasanjo but when he made him SSS and Minister he kept quiet. He criticised PMB and APC but to keep his daiky bread he joined h the .party. Go to Ile-Ife and you will see that FFK is a resemblance of his late father who was a traitor and a betrayer without any value again in the ancient city. The truth is FFK is a shameless man like other politicians in the country. Whoever follows a politician is just wasting his time Do not die for them .They are all looking for their daily bread.

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-efcc-chairman-slumps/

. He did not slump but he appeared he was becoming extremely dizzy. Another time he should have lie down where he was for people to take him to his seat.He could have slumped on the way to his seat.Causes of dizziness are 1 Stress 2 low blood sugar 3 much blood in his system 4 hypotension 5 extreme hypetension 6 Anxiety. 7 Depression 8 Dehydration He should take a rest and be conscvious of his health. HE that is healthy is for people but he that is sick is for himself.

Barryseal:
Over the years, mostly in my early teens, I have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with 4 dislocations, thanks to football, basketball and some rough play in school. I did my left elbow twice and suffered one dislocation on both wrist. Reflecting on the pains I had gone through on each of those challenging periods, I frankly would not wish it on my worst enemy. I often hear people complain about dental pain, I can testify that dental pain and dislocation no be mate.

I was once on the waiting cue at the bone setters place, a grown man, probably in his 50s was having his shoulder fixed, he cried and screamed so hard that he poo pooed on himself. I practically took to my heels when it got to my turn

I pray for total restoration for everyone going through this ordeal currently. The Lord is your strength.

Share your experience dealing with a dislocate limb

. I respect a traditional bone setter. Some will break the leg bone of a cock and start treating the cock and you together.The day the cock starts walking is the day you will also start walking . Wonderful!

owenseddies40:
My wife gave birth to 3boys and one girl for me,my last son scares me a lot because whenever I see him, it's like am before my father.they look alike,talk alike and behaviours too, it's really scarry

. Your father did not sleep with your father nether did your father come back to life That is Genetics. It shows the boy is from your lineage. A woman gave birth to a girl after the death of her mother in-law .The little girl resembles the late woman perfectly.. Genetics is strong .Please there is nothing wrong with the boy Cherish him .He is a blessing from God