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Mehn, I just viewed his timeline.
O boy eeeee! RMD is not smiling o!

A soft-sell magazine once carried a fake story about him picking a second wife, and he really gave it to them on Twitter.

Interesting.

Blood of Jesus.

All because of pussy? I think vagina should be banned for a few months, so guys could get to think straight for a change.

The side I loved the most was the length/distance metric table.

10 millimetres make one centimetre
10 centimetres make one decimetre
10 decimetres make one metre

But dem get this particular boy in my class called Ekene. When reciting, he mixed up the metres with the gramms.
In his own version, 1000 kilometres make one tonne

I remember when I used to recieve hot punishments for tearing out the leaves of my exercise books and using them to draw "action feems".

De actor and de 'bose'



Mrs. Njemanze was such a mean biyotch.

Edeh Times Edeh.
Rice. Customer.
I Saw Edeh.
Beans.
Oloko-Oloko Kids

The ANPP candidate is definitely the brightest of them all in this debate, followed by Oshiomhole - although in Oshiomhole's case, I felt he derailed a bit in his criticism of the preceding administration.

Gen Charles (PDP) on the other hand? Total waste of space. He reminds me of Ribadu in the NN24 debate, only that in his case, he's actually dumber.
The most insulting part of this whole thing is that he'll finish second place in the elections proper, instead of his rightful place: 24th position out of 20.

brownlord: God purnish you, and Annenih and ogbemudia has moved abi?

For God's sake, he's quoting the PDP guy!!
Do you Nairalanders just jump in and start attacking without even reading the SAME post you're attacking a person for?

linearity: I thought 30 is the cut-off age to serve in NYSC? If she is 35, she is not qualify for NYSC then.

Then I guess that's a double fail for her.

Damn! Look at those bleached [and burnt] fingers!

jamace: My friend, make a better input or counter argument to prove him wrong. Do not just stop there. What you have said up here is more like a cathechism, and does not speak well of you as an educated person. Please, prove him wrong with facts and figures (if need be).

What did you expect from the remote-controlled religious puppet who can never reason for himself outside the guidelines enforced by his religious masters?

The guy just came in, yelled "hater" without even bringing forth a superior argument - probably because he has none.

Nigeria is littered with people like him who are just HAPPILY too lazy to use their brains in questioning the goings-on in their environment; HAPPILY castrated sheeple eternally shackled and dominated for the rest of their lives, by bible-clutching criminals they call heroes.

Abeyjide: Dont because of hatred start makin unmature comment.u jst wasted d space dat matured people need to comment.change ur attitude and ur thinking ability.

...A product of Covenant University.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Thanks for confirming what some of us suspected. . .GEJ is surrounded by Sycophantic Yes Men.

No wonder the dude and has never made any good decision.

Instead of looking at Sokoto for the enemies who want to derail his administration, he should be looking at his shokoto!![/quote]Hey there, hot stuff.

Of course the answer is Lagos.

I was just about to laugh at a guy who said "Osun State", only to see another who said "Ebonyi"!!!!! LMFAO!!

What the phuck?

manchy7531: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/anambra-has-lowest-rate-of-unemployment-minister/

Ugbua k'ibiara.
Daalu.

Bros Manchy, try dey add link for your posts naa. I think say we don tell you dis before.

By the way, who the phuck is that imbeciile, Commander Samyoung, posting those garbage "apocalypse" ramblings in that SaharaReporters message board?

Could someone PLEASE be kind enough to drag that nutcase and his bible to a phucking Psych Ward?

What a MOORON!!!

^ In as much as the points raised by the posters above me are valid to a certain degree, I still think the coming of Walmart will destroy Nigeria's middle class.

Someone obviously did a poor job of running analyses based on its long-term effects before bringing these guys over.

Watch this space, gentlemen.

chic2pimp: [size=15pt]My Goodness Gracious Gawd!!!!........[/size]

HOLY ISCARIOT!!!!!

It's been over a month now. Why can't Seun do something about this messy poll function?
Is he really happy with how screwed up it is?
You still can't list options beyond 4, and the poll keeps convoluting itself and duplicating itself, cutting off its options and ending some of its clones. WTF!!!!?

"This poll has ended"
Double-Double
"This poll has ended"
Double-Double
"The poll has ended"

What the phuck? What. The. Phuck?

Please, look into this and fix the poll system to the way it earlier was.

That girl is so dumb; so stupiid, complete with an extremely low self esteem.
Just look at the fool cheapening herself infront of that NURTW hooligan look-alike called Prezzo. These worthless pieces of turd irritate the hell out me.

The breaking point for me was when the bleaching animal was called to reveal the housemate she swapped on eviction night - Can you believe the FOOL was standing there crying like a nursery 2 child that had just been caught with a stolen lunchbox?!!

I swear to God, somebody needs to wait for this idiiot at the airport with cassava water (mmiri akpu) for dulling us like dis.

But before then, make I just close eye vote for her sha, unto patriotism levels.

But it doesn't mean I have to like it

jmaine: Legitimate reasons . .i did say the same if i was in his shoes . . . . .

Nobody wan die!

[quote author=awesome_t]How Uti take enter this matter? Is he gay?[/quote]That story's been floating around since 2010. Not that I'm saying I believe it fully o.
But I really wouldn't be surprised if he came out and owned up.

That girl in all-black is looking good.

I wouldn't mind those girls kidnapping me for a 'good time'

Not that I believe this garbage story or the sycophant that posted it...
I just want to know if he's the same ChinenyeN.

OMG! Isn't that Nairaland's very own ChinenyeN?

Cuz it's such a coincidence he's from Ngwa too!

Chino always said Imo was the prostiitution capital of Igboland.
But looking at that list... well... It's a pretty funny world we live in, isn't it?

Benue and Akwa Ibom na die! E be like say you even fit catch HIV via Bluetooth for dia if that list is anything to go by.

My Delta still no carry last at the end of the day sha, although I have to agree the statistics do look pretty grim on a general note

Oya, Uti Nwachukwu, you see your mate?

Time to come out, buddy!

And I do have to admit, that last picture really left me 'dump-folded'

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]https://www.1976ad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Say-Waat-1-290x290.jpg

Yoru-wood [/quote]LMFAO!!!

Now, that's some 'Sagacious' Hingliiiiishhh!

I remember General Buhari's camp once alleged the results were rigged using Microsoft Excel, and they actually made this accusation to the court, to support their push.

Has the Microsoft Excel thing been proven yet?