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What business do I still have with this useless state anymore? I won't even be coming back for christmas this year or the next 4 years to come, for that matter.

Fuckkiing arse.

LOL! Have you guys checked out this thread's poll?
It is very obvious NairaLand is an ACN-dominated site. Unfortunately for them sha, it doesn't represent the reality on ground.

And I'm here to tell you today, that Buhari will not win JACK in the South East, South South or Middle Belt. It is also an established fact that he will not win SHIIT in the South West!
Don't let these fools here deceive you. Most of these guys don't even know where their hometowns are. Na only Lagos dem sabi.

Lagos in the morning
Lagos in the evening
Lagos in the East, West, North and the South.

What a useless bunch of clueless god-damned knobheads!

Kobojunkie: What does delivers mean? She had to poop it out since even women do not deliver babies from their rectum. What is wrong with these journalists of ours. They pi** me off.

I believe 'delivers', in this context, is to forfeit and lose control of something. ie 'hand over'.

It doesn't always have to mean reproduction.

LOL! OP got exposed fast!

Choi! Nice job ACM10

[quote author=princech@rming]I got a big crush on this Nollywood hotie, am i alone in this? [/quote]Yes, you are.

Boy oh boy. This thread has really opened my eyes on how much of a dullard Alh Harem really is.

Beaf: Urhobo people have always been highly individualistic, UPU was only so big in the past because of the subjugation of Urhobo land while we were still in the Western Region; it is easy to see thats its decline commenced in the time of Jereton Mariere when we were emancipated as a vibrant part of the Midwest.

The individualism of the Urhobo people is a positive mark that has seen them perform way above ethnic groups of similar size. Count Nigeria's richest today and Urhobo land is over represented; count bank ownership, again the same over-representation. Is it nollywood (Zak Amata etc) you mean to look at or is it JAMB scores or achievements in the legal field (Ovie-Whiskey, Keyamo etc)? Media ownership? What? How many know that Chief Majoroh is the architect behind the Teslim Balogun stadium and other massive projects?

Urhobo people are amongst Nigeria's most vocal, daring and brave as well, another pointer to why they are so successful even though a only tiny minority in Nigeria.

Those people asking vocally for ministerial appointments come across as mere area boys. All the Urhobo person needs is an enabling environment to allow our individualism and daring to thrive.
Quite clearly, those who wrote that appalling letter with its disgraceful display of poor English are barely educated, mentally squalid embarrassments to the Urhobo nation. But our friends here (the ethnically bigotted rabid rabble and yellow-eyed jealous finger pointing outsiders) cannot know that the average Urhobo is highly educated, intelligent and would never put out such low quality literary trash; talkless grovel for handouts.
Anyway, many of our yellow-eyed outsider friends are only used to listening to NURTW and OPC, so its no surprise.

LMFAO!!! Bikokwanu, I just had my tonsils removed. I no fit laugh for dis afternoon

What a dead country!

SMH! Look at these hungry Unilag riff-raffs still fighting about 'swag' and 'brand name'!!

Pray tell, exactly what brand name are you talking about, when outside Nigeria, even the POLYTECHNIC of Namibia is ranked higher than that glorified chicken barn you call a school?
Please, tell us, because I fail to see!

Or is this another case of the dumb ignorant Lagosians actually thinking the world gives a phuck about them, when the opposite has CONSISTENTLY been proven to be the case?

Such sorry mooorons in their dream world.

weyinmibaby: Daughter of jezzebel , With that hot body you could get anyman in the real world, why hardened incarcerated criminals ?

Cuz she's a sucker for dem bad boyz

She's just a girl looking for some fun outside her real life.
Has it ever occured to you that perhaps she's stalling cuz she's doesn't want you intruding in her real life, and just wants you to forever remain at a safe distance?

This thread is funny, cuz the OP was clearly looking for praises for his new 'effort', only to recieve nothing but ridicule and scorn.

He's right. They did create 1.4 million jobs (when you include Almajiri profession, which is 98.6 percent of the jobs).

Almajiri na job too, you know

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boys, how far naa?
una no wan come talk again? abi una tongue don tie up out of shame?

Lekwenu'm anya biko nu
I tell you say I be Urhobo man? Which wan concern me kwanu? Achorom ima?

Na for dia own pocket!

It has become pointless defending this man, I swear!
I wonder if his lackeys can hear themselves sometimes.

And you see people saying Uduaghan is Nigeria's Worst Governor, robbing this man of the title he's worked so hard for.
How can you all be so mean to rob Orji of his deserved title and hand it to Uduaghan? How heartless are you all?

How can you all marginalize Orji like this?

Front page, please!

https://www.nairaland.com/957428/reps-wade-into-innoson-auctioned

ismhab: Ojukwu will never be happy where ever he is.

You mean like Northerners who are currently blowing themselves to pieces out of their own unhappiness and failure at life?
Hmmmm... Got it.

Abia don carry last!

That's not to say I'm making fun of them, as my homestate isn't faring any better.

I know I've said in previous threads that D'Banj sucks fat vulture balls and I didn't like his crap music, but c'mon, for an artiste of his fame, this is just degrading.

Cameo or not, this is plain insulting.

Is this the shiit he's going to be putting up with? Abandoning his shining career in Africa and coming to serve as a no-life-having houseboy to this arrogant Kanye West?

To the people shouting "cameo", let me ask you something - How come we are yet to hear ONE (just ONE) song or beat from him in his new base? Cuz all he's been doing is releasing beats previously made by Don Jazzy in a desperate bid to stay relevant.

How come we haven't heard a single fresh beat made from Mercury? Cuz the Oliver Twist remix was still made by Don Jazzy. The other 2 year old song was still made by Don Jazzy!

Atleast we know Jazzy was quick to float his pilot MAVIN crew with new beats and potential hits (D'Prince) to show he's still musically strong without D'Banj, but the same can't be said about D'Banj who's only been regurgitating old Don Jazzy beats and following Kanye West around like a malnourished houseboy. And to make matters worse, the best he's been able to achieve so far is 47-microsecond screen time in Kanye's video.

Shame shame shame

bknight: Kabo Air wtf!

More like KABU-KABU AIR, am I right?

Drunken fisherwoman

alj harem: while others are collecting life pension, others are helping poor victims.

Fashola will collect his own pensions too.

This is definitely the conspiracy hatched by the cruel OAM4J and his wife Mukina.

What an evil couple

Ahan! FAKE NEWS!!
And the moderators have foolishly clipped it to the frontpage. Yet if I begin blasting these airheads on their stupiidity, you'll see the clowns rush in to start banning me again

Oh OAM4J, have you no soul!?

I wouldn't worry too much about South Africans. My fellow Nigerians have so far proven to be my bigger enemies.

...although I agree you're right about every human life being sacred.

So so sorry to read this. Do keep the faith

may she rest in peace

Okay

ochallo: " one female officer of the same department for personal and domestic security."


This is the most interesting part of the deal, very good security.

Yes oh, my broda. Dis one na excellent security!