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Well, if this story's true, then I guess Amaechi's true colors are finally visible

Foolish man!
Can't you get a horse?

The Facebook perimeters work in such a way that you're made to interact with people you know, as opposed to people you actually LIKE or ENJOY chillin' with; so for this reason, I keep my Facebook activities streamlined to the max.

I don't add my ex-schoolmates.

Why would I want to know about what you had for lunch or the number of yellow patches you found in your feces during your last trip to the loo?

What the phuck makes you think I'd like to read your googled love quotes and hideous photos (taken from the most bizarre angles ever known to man)?

What the phuck makes you think I'd enjoy watching you post pictures of me from back in our school days when I looked like a crack-addled lovechild of Wesley Snipes and Grace Jones?

I say... Phuck all you worthless pieces of shiitt trying to know what's on my mind!
Phuck all you e-whooores and your cleavage photos!
Phuck all you dumbasss stalkers and your one-liners.

And most of all... Could you faggos just stop POKING me already!!!? I'm too young to suffer a rectal prolapse!

Why won't these girls be stalked when they clearly show how lousy they can be on the internet?

You check a girl's profile and you see "3,970 Friends" (98 percent of them being people she friended despite not knowing zilch about) and you keep questioning this girl's sanity.
And it is a well known fact that the "serial adders" (as they are called) are mostly girls desperate to friend every creature on Facebook just to appear popular.

These girls have no lives, and in that same way, attract stalkers who, just like them, have no lives.

The end.

I'm sure Jarus will come write a lengthy neither-here-nor-there post in yet another attempt to defend Sanusi's intellectual emptiness.

I love how Seun is ever so proud to present us with new tools for more efficient stalking

OMG! They finally captured Seanet02!

Bump!

Hahaaaahaaaaaa! Serves those arrogant Akokites right!
No more swaagggg!

*dancing on UNILAG's carcass*
Zamina mina hoo hoo!
Waka waka hmhmhmm!

The Nigerian state of Badagry?

I always knew these Lagosians were toothless piglets.
It would sure suck to be in a team with these losers.

oyb: and he renamed unilag

He brought Abiola to Nigeria.

With this, we can finally agree, that you can never claim to vote a man and not his party.

This is a very progressive "Environmental Challenge Project".

If I'm correct, the AC's in this bridge will be powered by Aregbesola's groundbreaking O-Power. And while standing in the bridge, you might want to help yourself to some O'Meal as you look down on the craters potholes littered on the road.

Now, that's what I call PROGRESSIVE!

Yet another master-stroke from the 'progressives'.

Omo, if they do this, na MICROSCOPE pesin go carry dey view the states in the Nigerian map from then on o!

But then again... ANIOMA STATE ALL THE WAY!

And just like the Toll Gate protest and the Fuel Subsidy protest, these students will get thoroughly owned soon.
Lagosians have really proven themselves to be very spineless chaps, who can only bark but can't bite.

With their large population, they still haven't been able to do jack. When Edo and Imo people protested against their false governors, it was clear those guys meant business, and they followed it through until they got things their way. And their population ain't even up to half of Lagos'.

But Lagos? If it isn't Tinubu's thugs beating them black & blue and whipping them back in line, it's the Nigerian Army giving them a fine treatment of "Knuckles United".

By the way, has anyone taken up legal action against the Nigerian Police for the unjust killing of that innocent guy who met his fate the day he was playing street football during the Subsidy Protests? Or has the case been quickly swept and forgotten under the rug immediately after the fuel prize was rolled back to 97 Naira?
I thought so.

What a big-for-nothing city, with loud-for-nothing cowards.

By the way, are my eyes playing tricks on me or does that article actually say "June 12, 2003" elections?

You may win an election; but you'd have to be sworn in first before you could be called a "president".
And it's embarrassing that a man in such a sensitive position in Nigeria's polity isn't aware of this.

shymmex: ^^^Fool, copying my writing style..

Just say you're obsessed with me, faggit..

Stop stalking my post, I'm allergic to butt pirates... I've been ignoring you for three WEEK now, I don't even know why I responded today gosh..

I'll leave bittyend, and arole_odua to smash your face in like they always do, faggit.

Enrol yourself, and your igbotic pops into the almajiri school - it sure will help you guys polish up your igbotic accent...

I'm done with you... The chics are looking for me on another thread...------------------------------->>>>>>>>

Another GBAGAUN from the "Grammatical" Champion!!!
"I've been ignoring you for three WEEK"? Ewuoooooooo!!! Chi mo! This is even worse than I thought!
We must speed up production of the uniforms, because agwo nokwa n'akirika!

Oh, by the way, did you just mention Arole Odua? You mean the same loser ID of yours that had his throbbing arse handed to him by Ekwy Nwa so badly he was crying over the boards, accusing her of being Nnenna1?

Or do you mean Bittyend? Your other loser ID that just had his arse mercilessly beaten by Aerosapien to the point he also started running around the boards accusing him of being Ejine?

If there's one feature those vanquished 'derivatives' of yours have in common, it's the same habit of getting their arses whooped in the most humiliating manner

By the way, I read that thread where you accused me of being Areosapien, Dede1 etc, and I'm still laughing at your crude stupiidity

shymmex: Watch him post another essay smh. Monkey see, monkey do.

Of course, no wahala. This is a sport for me, and I'm enjoying this view of your stupiidity.

And you won't believe the number of people currently with me in this room, laughing their arses off at the spectacle.

So keep posting, slum boy... Your stupiidity is my joy

shymmex: ^^^Who wants all the junk you posted again?? I see why people say you guys are monkeys... Come direct, and be concise if you want to do a back and forth... I can't be arsed to read your shyte..

Ewuooooo! The coward don tire!
So you "can't be arsed" to read my shyte/junk, but ironically, you've been reading and replying them since morning. What a self-destroying contadiction from our resident dunce! Clearly, you're even too dull to remain consistent.

And what's the matter, huh? No more "grammatical" errors to fish out? Finally ran out of juice?
Toooooo baaaaad.

Biko, hurry up and come home, so you can start getting measured for your Almajiri school uniforms.

You're a size 84, right?

And the dullard even worsened his case by picking out those spellings.
The funny thing is he never actually could highlight any REAL grammatical errors. Talk about a proud mooron in a London slum.

And if they ask tomorrow, na fools like this go also follow dey shout "I'm based in London".

LMFAOOOO!!! Clearly, a pig in make-up is a pig no less.
A dullard will remain a dullard, no matter where you ship him to

shymmex: Since, you want to do English 101, a language you're very poor at communicating with - with your bush igbotic accent... I'll take time out to read through your worthless verbose (sighs!) - and correct you badly written grammar...






I don't have time for your shyte, man... I'm a street urchin - but I still lead a life - you will only dream about... I'm not in your class, and we don't belong in the same league - never have, and never will...

As for the rest of junk, only your fellow uneducated igbotic clowns are proud of your stupidity...

Stay clear of my comments - I don't have time for uneducated retards like you... I knock people like you out - because it's pointless trying to go back and forth with a down syndrome having son, of an eunuch father...

Beautiful! Let me now highlight your idiiocy (oh yes!) even more!

I find it funny that you said you were going to correct my grammar, only to go through all my posts picking out my spellings and capital letter usage! Classic!
With this show of shame from you, I am now convinced beyond reasonable doubt, that you don't even know the meaning of the word "grammar" Because those, my friend, are NOT grammatical errors, but misspellings purposely done to circumvent the Nairaland word filter engine, you MOOORON!

"Stupiid" when spelled correctly, is automatically changed to "Silly" - if you had half a brain you would've figured that out by now.
And the capitalization was done as a result of my phone's T9 which recognized and immediately completed the word itself in its own format.

Is that your definition of GRAMMAR?
My gaaaad! Do you now see why I say you're very dull? Obviously, you DON'T even know what grammatical errors really are!!
Peckham dunce! Take my advice and come enrol in the Almajiri schools already. You're a total disgrace!
Save the little wretched reputation you still have left and desist from making a total imbeciile of yourself
Oya come and talk.

@OneNaira, nwannem, ofeke ahu kporo onwe ya Shymmex nwere ahu agadi, mana uburu o nwere bu nke umuaka. Ife m ji uburu ya agba kitaa bu ife a n'akpo "Pool"(snooker)
Obucha egwuregwu

shymmex: Since, English isn't your first language - I'll ignore the thrash you posted up there...

I'll be visiting naija soon, and make sure you don't go ghost like you did when chino11 was looking for you in Abuja lol...

Ejine, the coward son of an eunuch father...

So, wait, in your usual corner-corner tactic, you've finally backed down and side-stepped your futile attempt to defend your blunder after I gave you some hard schooling on English 101? LMAOOOO!!! Make I laff properly jare! I knew it was only a matter of time before you scurried out of that field like a coward.

And please, for your sake, stop trying hard to rope Chino's name in this convo to boost your low self esteem, because that's what cowards like you are known to do.
To further burst your bubble my dear clueless idiiot friend, Chino and I are actually cool now, and that thread in particular was just a minor disagreement between two Igbo brothers which has been long resolved. And if you remember clearly, the instance you foolishly cited (in your hasty bid to rope others into your current predicament) only had Chino11 seeking for a meet-up as he was attending a conference, and what he wanted was a professional acquaintance. And even though we were in a sparring show, I still grudgingly harbored that respect for his offer, as much as I tried not to show it - So, pal, your empty reference just fell flat on its face

And I'll also add, that quite unlike Chino's offer, which was on a professional level, yours just amplifies your stupiidity on a whole new level. So let me get this straight - malnourished Peckham hobo wants a meet-up because he just had his arse handed to him on the internet? Ain't it funny?
and you still wonder why you're called the mooron of the forum.

Congratulations Shymmex, the under-fed child of a deserted Peckham jailbird

2mch: Not true. Abiola was a very brilliant first class accountant. His only weakness was women. He was also a very brilliant politician. Nothing illiterate about the man. As a business man, he made mostly business decisions which were not always the best in regards to a country. I think Nigeria would have been better off with him as president. That being said, the renaming of Unilag is not a thing that the president can do. The NASS can overturn it. So, the students are better off facing the NASS. The president just said his own, he is obviously ignorant of the law, and is not well guided. You don't destroy an established brand name like that. UniLag has come too far as a brand. He instead should have changed MKO Poly to a University. I will rather Herbert Macaulay be honored, and not even with a University like Unilag.

Yeah, I just found out he actually studied in Scotland. I actually didn't know about that until a few minutes ago.
My bad.

CyberG: It's so obvious you are either too ignorant, too lazy to read about history and cross check facts or too young and dumb to reason! Or plain silly tribalist! Did you say Abiola was an illiterate? See:

In 1956 Moshood Abiola started his professional life as bank clerk with Barclays Bank plc in Ibadan, South-West Nigeria. After two years he joined the Western Region Finance Corporation as an executive accounts officer before leaving for Glasgow, Scotland to pursue his higher education. From Glasgow University he received a first class degree in accountancy.[4] He also received a distinction from the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland.
Source: Wikipedia

Abiola actually studied in Scotland?
Okay, that part I didn't know. Well, apologies for my misconceptions, I admit my mistake.

But as for your other post about "tribalist"? Please do me a favor and shove it right up your gaping arse.
Or aren't you the same noisemaker who keeps boring us with your tirades about Igbos being the only ones who voted Goodluck Jonathan?
Talk about a hypocrite with a misplaced sense of morality.