₦airaland Forum

@Abagworo, I must confess, some of your posts on Nairaland do make me question my own eyesight and sanity (whether na hallucination be dis so) - because no sane person would really want to take you seriously on that harebrained comment you made about the "Other cities in Rivers", when infact those things you mentioned are metropolitan spill-overs of Port Harcourt.

I really think you should sometimes take a break from the internet, because if these statements of yours are anything to go by, then "agwo nokwa n'akirika" for your mental health ooo!

By the way, I think Basketmouth and Alibaba should thank their father in heaven you're not into stand-up comedy, cuz you would've put them out of business a long time ago.

*subscribes to thread*

Danka7777: Because Abacha had testicular fortitude; was not a stooge of any country or leader, never took order from them, refuse to let IMF/World bank into Nigeria, and he knew the UN to be a racist and criminal organization.

Yeah, he wasn't a stooge of the countries as you have said, but ironically, was very good at owning Swiss Bank accounts containing Nigeria's looted money, laundered off to foreign countries.
Classic!

Care to explain how that one happened?

OMO IBO: Pat Utomi a pretender??

Is he referring to the same Pat Utomi that has been been a vocal critic of this govt? Albeit not as rabid and radical as himself??

It goes to show you the sort of scatterbrained, red-eyed bonehead he is.

Billyonaire: They wanted amnesty for their home grown Amajiris, but they killed innocent people for it. Their formular flobbed when almighty USA labelled their human instruments as global terrorists, now their game plan has changed. They want negotiation....but will they get amnesty ? Twitter mallam may very soon face jury at the Hague on charges of crime against humanity if he does not keep his mouth shut. I have warned El bin Rufai many times, I told him politics is not a career, if you lose, go learn carpentry but he doesnt listen, he is now the twitter mallam. The last man standing.....repping the nematodes.

LMFAO!!!!!

norseman2: I love dis Man, One O̶̷̩̥̊͡F dose Nigerians dt givs ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ a glimmer O̶̷̩̥̊͡F hope dt somefin Ǧ☺☺ϑ stil exist i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ Nigeria, Time ώɪ̣̝̇ι̥ι definitly vindicate U̶̲̥̅̊ sir, n †ђξ rest O̶̷̩̥̊͡F us dt reasons wel. Nt some bunch O̶̷̩̥̊͡F idiots dt keeps supporting GEJ n PDP even wen dier are leadings us Hell

Don't get too carried away by his cheap theatrics. El-Rufai himself is equally corrupt, crooked and rotten to the core.
The only difference is that he's currently out of favor. Simple.

rokiatu: I mean from this moment on by Shania Twain.

WTF!!! Who listens to that kinda slow garbage song when working out? LOOOOOL!!

When working out in the gym, what you need are beat-heavy eardrum-molesting joints that would fill you with the vein-blasting rage, hate and spine-shattering adrenalin to LIFT THIS MOTHERFUCKKERR!!!

Here's my playlist. These get me in the mood especially when lifting weights in the morning:

'Someday' - by Nickelback
'In The Shadows' - by Rasmus
'Going Under' - by Evanescence
'Face Down' - by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
'In The End' - by Linkin Park
'Dance With The Devil' - by Breaking Benjamin
'Scar Tissue' - by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Vindicated' - by Dashboard Confessionals
'In My Skin' - by Linkin Park
(Basically, I tend to go for the heavy metal rock songs when lifting weights cuz the acoustic power chords pump me to the max with the needed hardcore rage to overcome the difficulties I encounter during my excruciating workouts)

However, when running on the tread mill, I tend to go for the uptempo beat-heavy electronica/dance songs:

'International Love' - by Pitbull featuring Chris Brown
'Dynamite' - by Taio Cruz
'2012' - by Jay Sean
'Face Drop' - by Sean Kingston
'Misery' - by Maroon 5
'She Doesn't Mind' - by Sean Paul

and some garage rock to the mix:
'Stay Young' - by We The Kings
'Check Yes Juliet' - by We The Kings
'Graduation Day' - Head Automatica
'The Great Escape' - by Boys Like Girls

and of course, 'Sugar We're Going Down' by Fall Out Boy

O boy, na frying pan she carry for head?

The poster for the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, is among the coolest I've ever seen.

A cold, unsettling image of skyscrapers crumbling lifelessly to the ground, carving an image of the ominous bat symbol in the dead sky.

https://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the-dark-knight-rises-teaser-poster.jpg

So dark, so poetic... So badass.

NTA? Gawd, I HATE those channels!

They smell like poverty!

Na who be dat goof smoker wey dey mention Ibadan?

Your head dey for dis thread at all? Of course the most developed capital is Ikeja Lagos, followed by Port Harcourt, Calabar and Kaduna.

LOL! I noticed Gbadexy, Ileke Idi and the rest all viewed this thread, but dem no gree drop comment again

Looks like the Lagos canoe pictures exposed earlier today still dey give dem running stomach

Ogbunigwe mounted on the Autonov, with Izuogu-made tyres.

Are you sure it won't be an Ogbunigwe mounted on a Keke Napep?

Choi! See as the fine boy don destroy im smooth face. See de predicament he brought upon himself as a result of his inability to take safety measures to protect his fineboyism.

This is why I wear a hockey mask even when quarreling with my girlfriend.

bashr8: people dey suffer shaa, i wonder why the craze to live in lagos , that place makes me sick.

Same here!

jason123: Na only SE and SW dey Naija?! If not Imo today, na Ogun tomorrow. My SS bros and sisters, let us try to attract investment to our region! Haba!!!

Shut up, you ungrateful child!
Can't you see our beloved governor is picking up stones with 7.4 billion naira, thus creating more jobs and empowering the youth for investments?
What more do you want?

Choi! Maleeq don nakked the OP for market square oooooooo! Chaaaai!

ogugua88: Again, only 13? Lol.

Too broke to bribe.

afam4eva: Talk is cheap free. Why not relinquish your own land(if you have any) since you no carry come and you no go carry go.

That thing you just replied is a spambot which copies sentences from the previous posts of others in a thread it features in, and then republishes the post as its own.
The bot just copied T-Smooth's post. I've been monitoring these unusual robots for quite some time now.
Check its previous posts.

I know it ain't much an issue, but hey, it's quite an intriguing discovery

Kanuri Land is finished!
Honestly, this Youth Service nonsense has outlived its usefulness. End the crap already.

Just what we need... More revisionist horseshit.

I hate this law with a passion!

[quote author=paddy_lo]David Mark on point as usual. .Ndu_chuks, the resident Arewa clown, over to you. . [/quote]I swear, what a retarrd, that Ndu Chucks.
Looking at things from his completely morronic point of view, I wonder why Ebonyi and Ekiti people haven't all blown themselves to pieces yet.

But you've got to admit - that Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma is a very dull guy.

This guy don write first one, write second one, write third one sotayy e don enter superstar status.

Abeg, vulcanizer work is not so bad.

James (Jnr): Why's he running, daddy?

James (Snr): Because we have to chase him.

James (Jnr): He didn't do anything wrong.

James (Snr): Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
...So we'll hunt him.
Because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero.
He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector...
...A dark knight.


~ The Dark Knight ( 2008 )

amaham: Is niger state really bigger than de whole southeast? If any nonsense aboki want a new state they will be comparing there landmass with southeast. Greedy nupe dudes

Ya, it's about 3 times the whole of the South East.
But their population is about 2 to 3 million, meaning a significantly lower population density - meaning super-cheap land.

[quote author=tpia@]Edu sounds too much like Edo.

Why that particular name and not something else?[/quote]"Edu" reminds me of my cousin whose name is "Chinedu" but is called "Edu" in the pet sense.

As soon as I saw this thread, I actually thought he had finally succeeded in having a state carved out of the latrine in his backyard in the village.

I was already thinking of rushing down to Delta Edu to come collect my post as Financial Secretary

Mtshheew!

I know for sure Alao-Akala is responsible for 97% of its usage in Nigeria.

Blackberry pinging.