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[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=590997.msg7585586#msg7585586 date=1295760547]lol. no one is stealing your women biko.
don't you wish ileke-idi could be cloned? she loves igbo boys.[/quote]No wa o, Jenifa you proly shouldn't be doing this type of stuff. Relax.

Obiagu1:
I've seen that you tribalist are frustrated gay men and disgusting individuals.

Err, if tribalist = "frustrated gay man and disgusting individual". . .

Well, it isn't good to say bad things about yourself, homie. Cheer up, the world is a good place.

Aigbofa:
And we shall not stop untill the last ibo woman is taken. The rest of the men can do whatever they want with each other. Obiagu can marry Ezeuche, until they all go extinct.

They will "wrestle" each other for the rights to EzeUche!

Then whoever wins gets to "wrestle" with EzeUche.

All this wrestling, and they claim to be Christians! God forbid bad thing. . .

Obiagu1:
So true, you have the URL to such pictures.
They are the same thing, all roads lead to Rome.

Indeed. And you can find 100s of such URLs online. All you do is go into Google image search and type "Igbo wrestling." Sort of unfortunate that Google associates such images with that phrase, isn't it?

No doubt this what has happened to many Igbo men throughout history.

He let's his girlfriend hang around what he thinks is her "gay" Yoruba friend.

Then the baby comes out looking nothing like him.

A puzzle that our hapless protagonist is unable to unravel!  

Obiagu1:
@ eku_bear, I'm not surprise you saved that picture in your laptop; It's what turns you on. Please take it out, I can't even read my post.

My technologically disinclined friend, this is what we on the internets call a bbcode image tag. Like, no downloading/uploading is involved. . . you paste the URL in a link and it appears!

However, you are of course free to download it for your own personal use. It is a free country; who am I to judge you?

Kalu Akanu:
And remember wrestling is our favorite pastime.

What can get any manlier than that? I dey laugh at the mention of Yoruba men being masculine.

https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wrestling_is_so_gay1.jpg

Na wa o! I shall pray to Jesus to deliver you from this "favorite pastime" of yours.

@Kalu Akanu: Eh, deal with it. . . I don't post to make you or anyone else happy. Find somebody who cares.

fstranger, bro. . . you are overdoing the trolling a little bit

Kalu Akanu:
Never seen an Igbo woman with a broke Yoruba man. Igbo women would rather be with their own , then search for some damn broke Yoruba.

It is sort of funny. Women are weird. I used to think in the same way you did when I was a little kid. . . then I realized that women just do crazy things.

But yeah, what you say is pretty false.

Kalu Akanu:
We all got stories about each other's groups.

Do you want us to tell as well?  

Come to DC and PG County and you will see how your women act. Even the Black Americans have their fun.

Well, I grew up in that area, so know how people act their too. But overall, we know which group of women are more inclined to seek outside their ethnic group.

Kalu Akanu:
You promiscuous bastarrds do not care who you sleep with. Even with men who try to look like women. We all know how the Yoruba man chases tail.

I'll rather chase money than women. Because u need money to keep women.

This I suppose is exactly why things aren't working out for ya'll, I guess. There are ways to be extremely broke and keep your woman happy and satisfied. Well worth mastering  

Obiagu1:
For any Igbo woman that marry a Yoruba man, there must be reason.

1. She is at least 30 yrs meaning no suitors from Igboland.
2. The Yoruba dude is loaded, not like bigots here that sleep on their computers (I mean "apa amu apa ego" ones here)

No more derailing please! Back to the topic.

Ah, you yourself know that to a lie Be honest with yourself. Do you even believe what you wrote?

Hrm, I am very tempted to tell you some things that me and my friends have seen and experienced out where I live. But I don't want to get anyone in trouble. Especially as one of these someones is engaged  

Kalu Akanu:
Blasphemy! Some Igbo women, like most women chase after money. However, you will never see a Igbo woman with a poor tiger-clawed Yoruba man. At least they have some sense.

Those ugly baboons amongst the Igbo are the product of despoil of Hausa/Yoruba invaders. That is what we say about the ugly people found amongst the Ibibio as well.

So the question is. . . why does Igbo woman prefer omo tiger claw to omo Igbo? Why is the Igbo man so uncompetitive amongst his own women?

Reminds me of Chinese guys always complaining about how their women are snapped up by white guys.

Or white guys complaining about the snow bunnies amongst their midst  

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590997.msg7585342#msg7585342 date=1295757050]Now You is going Equiano on this Shyyte  

That's cold son [/quote]

Kalu Akanu:
Why would we Igbos want to have an ugly baboon like you as one of us? We already know your people are not blessed with looks.

If what I've observed about Igbo women and Yoruba men holds true, you probably have quite a # of such "ugly baboons" amongst you  

Your little brother who looks a bit different from the rest of the fam. . . there might be a good reason for that  

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590997.msg7585299#msg7585299 date=1295756075]Hahaha You are becoming evil  [/quote]It is what it is. Nobody cares about Eboe language. Least of all, many Eboe people themselves. So what interest should I have if something means X in the language?

Not trying to be mean or nothing, just keeping it real. . .

For all I know, all of English sounds like curse words to baboons.

But of what relevance is what a baboon thinks?

Who gives a sh1t about what something means in Ibo language?

^-- Yep. Cheap credit is part of what makes the Western world so great. If this bond helps us bring cheap credit to Nigeria, we all win.

Besides, it was staged to stop the killings of civilians in Ijebu-Ode, Sagamu, Ibadan, Ikorodu as well as the Igbo in the northern region.

"I stole the loaf of bread for you! Not for myself, but to help you!"

Such noble souls, these coup plotters.

Anyway, any time your enemy claims he did something to help you out. . . be very suspicious

Agreed.

^-- You are hating dude

She looks good.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=590545.msg7585063#msg7585063 date=1295746253][color=#0055bb]^still haven't proven schit. go to bed. [/color][/quote]Why are you still beefing with your Igbo sister?

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=590545.msg7584880#msg7584880 date=1295741974][color=#0055bb]Men are human yes but at the same time, facts are facts men are stronger than women. that is why i say restrain her, call her all the btches you want to and walk about but DO NOT BEAT HER. END OF STORY![/color][/quote]I'd love to do all of that. But if it becomes a habit? And restraining her doesn't work? Or if it is late at night, I'm drunk or already in an emotionally excited the state?

Anyway, advice to all you women. . . human beings aren't too different from animals. You know that you wouldn't beat your dog, because being an animal it will eventually turn on you and bite you. Might not be a bad idea to show your man the same respect.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=590545.msg7584878#msg7584878 date=1295741887]ONCE AGAIN, if your female relatives get jumped by a man simply because they have grazed against or bumped against a man WHETHER IT IS intentionally or not.  WHAT WOULD YOU DO?  Just say "Oh, you shouldn't bumped him"?  Seriously spare me the bullshit.[/quote]If it was just a bump, then I'd of course be very pissed. But if she slapped some dude? And especially if it were a repeated thing? I'd probably still beat the sh1t out of the dude, but at the same time I'd understand his position.

2buff:
And I'm not prone to violence, so that is why it would be wise for her not to get physical with me. She might need plastic surgery after just one retaliatory slap is all.

Exactly. I'm 6'1, 215. My gf is 5'5, 120. Does it really make any sense for her to hit me?   Yeah, I'm mostly a mild manner nice guy. . . the chance of me hitting her back is close to zero. I'd be more surprised than anything.

But if you are a woman with any sense in your head, why would you do it? Even nice guys like me will eventually snap. What is the point of risking it, as a woman? Unnecessary wahala, imo

@silentc: It isn't a tough call at all! Don't introduce violence into the situation and expect the other party not to do so too!

Why should there be double standards? There is no justification for it. Anyway, all of this is a moot discussion. Naija women are not mumus. . . the chance of you meeting a nigerian woman who will want to hit a man is very low.

@Mrs, Chima: None of my female relatives would do anything like that.

@MzD@rkSkin: Both posts were completely sarcastic, in case you didn't get it, lol.

I guess certain things aren't conveyed well across the internet

Tech gets better with time, but the returns seem to be diminishing. Most of the low-hanging fruit is gone.

Regarding this specific area of machine translation. . . I work in a related area myself. From my conversations with colleagues who are more knowledgeable about the cutting edge in the field, we are still a very long ways away. Effectively what they've been doing is looking for easier smaller problems to solve.

Anyway, I'm not sure it makes sense to hope that tech catches up in making major decisions like this. Don't really want to gamble with the future of your country.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=590545.msg7584748#msg7584748 date=1295739633][color=#0055bb]Murder yourself.  [/color][/quote]Might want to reread, a bit more carefully. Especially the second part, which you seem to have skipped (or maybe my typos made it hard to understand, lol)

Yes o! Nothing more enjoyable than beating women. . . after all, that is what anybody must secretly be thinking if that they have a right to protect themselves or retaliate.

^-- His dad is a gem. Really makes me sad how this all went down. Killed by his own useless neighbor

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=590545.msg7584725#msg7584725 date=1295739224][color=#0055bb]so you are owning up to this shameful accusation?[/color][/quote]Yes o! Nothing more enjoyable than beating women. . . after all, that is what anybody must secretly be thinking if that they have a right to protect themselves or retaliate.