₦airaland Forum

ravenzord:
@ eldee: Are you sure campaigning would be the best idea? Your last campaign. . .

Hehehe . . . that's a low-blow.
We all know that was extreme rigging. That's some PDP Poo right there

Hmmn . . . I'll be back with my campaign manifesto

Rapjunkie pushed it aside to concentrate on the elections.
Now that Tosin won . . . he's too busy preparing for the tribunal hearing to contest the decision

FL Gators:
eldee, ah ahn, shey na you loff me like sugar like this?
You want pweety  and mamagee to come and catch you

You're the best jare . . .
Just remember my name in your acceptance speech

chiogo:
Who should I vote for, Gators or Michelin?  

This is a tough one.  

FLGators just showed us how good she'll be if we vote her in.
Her only real competition is Michellin

The Sly:
Leave her alone. . . .
Otherwise you'd be celebrating the New Year with bandages strapped round ya neck!

Ori e o pe.  

I told her jare.
She's been coming at me all week. . .
Saying no to chics with em kind legs is really difficult u know . . .I might slip

stillwater:
Urrggghhh, that's too crass for my sensibilities. Go and meet Tope.

Tope?? Those ones are fake!!!
We nurtured yours together so we basically watched em grow

stillwater:
How redundant do you want to make me?

Erm . . . how busty do you want to be??

stillwater:
@ eldee

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sauron is a rat. 40DD or whatever is a myth. Better don't believe him.

Besides where's your pic?

It's a myth?? Nah . . .Intel reports just confirmed rumours that it's actually 36D.
How do you cope??

stillwater:
Peace gini? When you sleep- legs, when you eat -legs, when you drink- stilly's legs. . . why you are trying to pretend now is beyond me. See I've already swear for you. All this one you're talking is rubbish.

Erm . . .that's not true.
When I sleep, it's you booobies I think of not your legs.

Aiite, when I eat  . . . I always compare the food with Stillwater's legs and whipped cream

stillwater:
@ eldee

My legs have obviously been giving you nightmres, abi?

Your legs?? That's the stuff Sly's teenage wetdreams are made of.
I like the peace of mind I have now . . . I don't want Sly to come after me

@topic
This is gender discrimination at it's worst.
I can't believe you consider male posters not annoying enough to win this prestigious award.

Infact, this is the gender glass ceiling.
You're telling us that we're only good enough to be random irritating posters and not on ahead of other irritants.
I, only behalf of half the human race have decided to boycott this elections till you put up a candidate of our choice

mukina2:
hehehehe chamotex dey ask persin how market chei!!!

Chamo is scared of heights . . . that's the only reason he's not on top of the table
If there was a league with Chamo Athletic as the only team, the loser won't still top the table.

He's on a losing streak in the Premier League too.

lalaboi:
Mind games. , .Tboy nor take am serious oh!

I also sold drogba cos i tot he was gone. . . . Klasnic and zamora aint doing to bad still!. . . 16points from transfers will hit me hard if i dont score enough points. . .

I'm too scared to look at Al Wanderers right now. . . I'm now officially out of the Fantasy Cup

chamotex:
LWTMB (Laugh Wan Tear My Brazziere)

I beat your team with my eyes closed.
Infact while I was beating you, I had my Chelsea defenders on the bench to rest them for the next week.

Come on . . . if you finish in the top 40, I'll quit NLFL Management

lalaboi:
With all ya hating!. . . Tboy dey destroy you!. . .lol. . . its a whitewash

I made too many mistakes this week . . . coupled with the wrong transfer decision I made selling Drogba cus I was led to believe that he'd left for the ACN.
I accept full responsibility and I see it as a proof that Tboy and Al Wanderers are better managers than moi

lalaboi:
See am. . . . yeye

Hehehe  

I sold all my Villa defenders, benched Agbolanhor and refused the pressure to buy Friedel . . . c'mon, I deserve a right to hate on 'em

Yeah . . . NO CLEANSHEET FOR CUELLAR, DUNNE AND FRIEDEL!!!!