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khanye:
Drake is like a son to Weezy

I know . . . Weezy sons him on every song.
Even when Weezy's acting the clown . . . there's one person he'll still tear apart and that's Drake.

Besides no one in hiphop does wordpay/pun like Lil Wayne.
And that's even when he's at he's playing.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=373612.msg5295896#msg5295896 date=1263248107]Got Tevez?

Don Carlitos grabbed a sizzling hat-trick 14pts plus another 3 as bonus! Why on earth did i not make him ma captain instead of that hedgehog called Wayne Rooney! I must make him ma captain next gameweek even if he scores negative digits

Where is Eldee? I hope he would be gracious enuff to acknowledge the game i gave him so he could cop Tevez

Lastly i want to send a big F.u.ck you to those Algerian imbeciles! I don't know how they made it to the World Cup but i hope them Cabinda rebels shoot up their bus and leave em dead from their waste down[/quote]Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really banging those goals in

Otobroto:
That is where the girl had fault. She would have ran away. What kind of silly oat? That man is dieing already, compared to a 19 year old girl.

She was 17, sent out of her uncle's house in Lagos and hired to help.
Africans take stupid things like curses and oaths really serious. . . added to the fact that living in Lagos without any help at that age means just one thing . . . prostitution.

chiogo:
I'm feeling the song, "Hard" with Young Jeezy.

But quick question oo: why wasn't she 'so hard' with Chris Brown?
Lemme stop.

I don't know why you guys keep bringing up her relationship with CB.
Isn't it an unwritten moral rule that you never joke with cases of abuse involving women??

Don't you know it's disrespectful to every woman that has gone through the same thing??
Seriously, I know you don't like her but this is way past the limit. . . come on.

Scratch that!!! My own therapist told me to get real and tell the truth all the time.

Bleep THE HEALTH & SAFETY PPLE FOR MAKING ME LOSE FOUR POTENTIAL SCORERS.

Bleep THE HEALTH & SAFETY PPLE FOR MAKING ME LOSE FOUR POTENTIAL SCORERS.

Bleep THE HEALTH & SAFETY PPLE FOR MAKING ME LOSE FOUR POTENTIAL SCORERS.

High - Lighthouse Family

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5264136#msg5264136 date=1262825317]Lmao . . . . . .i wish i have your strength
u knw i am woman and we are not strong like u men . . . . but dang stilly doesnt knw what she is missing [/quote]The joy of the Lord is my strength.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5264095#msg5264095 date=1262824839]I do have jesus in my life
Eldee are u honestly saying . . . . . u wont divorce a woman that is beating mercilessly everyday?
well i WILL divorce such man abeg . . .my body no be puching bag.[/quote]I will put it to God in prayer.
Prayer is the key . . . each time she slaps me, I'll turn the other cheek.
[size=2pt]I'll keep changing cheeks till my bum is red[/size]

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5264037#msg5264037 date=1262824185]OMG
U sound like a total wuss
debo u iz crazy [/quote]You, mademoiselle need Jesus in you life.
Marriage is a marathon not a 100m dash. . . we'll have bends, but all we need to do it press forward.

Aiite . . . guys.
No more derailing!!!
@topic
It's Marriage

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=376388.msg5263970#msg5263970 date=1262823510]What are you?
Moses? Elijah? Nebuchadnezzer? [/quote]I'm your bruva in the lawd

4 Play:
Since when did those seedy lap dancing joints you spend your nights at become churches?

Nah . . . those sisters are just ushers.
Did you enjoy last Friday's service??

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5263897#msg5263897 date=1262822598]You? I will die
He has changed because he has been goin to church regularly, i need you to stop takin him clubbing [/quote]Me?? It's Sly that drags him to clubs.
I like to spend time in church, I even tried to get him to join the ushering department

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=376388.msg5263908#msg5263908 date=1262822765]You ke?
Tufiakwu!!![/quote]Hmmn . . . I know, it's not me, it's the Lord that's using me to touch you

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5263866#msg5263866 date=1262822233]Twist it however u want
all we knw is that the old sauron woudnt have said what u just said [/quote]I've been rubbing off on him

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376388.msg5263823#msg5263823 date=1262821854]My sentiments excatly ooooo
I think i am beginning to blv that sauron is a changed man . . .didnt blv it b4 [/quote]He's actually changed you know.
We went clubbing the other day and he refused to pull.

@topic
It's marriage man . . . you can't divorce because you think she verbally insults you.
Come  on.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=376388.msg5263812#msg5263812 date=1262821576]As a Christian, you need to persevere!!!
No one ever said marriage was an easy thing.

Be patient. [/quote]

SAURON??
The world is finally coming to an end, the Mayans predicted this!!!
It's 2012!!!

stillwater:
I've seen other girls. I'm not worthy of the crown.

Hehehe . . .that's really funny, are you the female version of Chris Rock??
Sense of humour . . . tick

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=376735.msg5263718#msg5263718 date=1262820324]she still wont date u [/quote]I don't want her to date me . . . it's not any fun if I'm not allowed to talk about her long legs and 36DD Bobby Valentinos on NL

michelin89:
Still Water is hot chicka like every Naija girls on this forum!

Stillwater is NL's only certified hottie  

ibkaye:
I'm not talking about Jeans, just generally speaking, there are sexy and sophisticated dresses now aren't there

Hehehe . . . Sophisticated, skanky, rugged, anyhow you're going about it, for going out, less is always more.

ibkaye:
No, you don't neccesarily dress 'skanky' when going clubbing, there is that sexy yet sophisticated look

That's not skanky . . . you think jeans are more sophisticated than dresses??

SEFAGO:
Bros so u dey jand- selfridges is a british store

Yeah man . . . it's funny how these American chics don't even know what to go out in.
I need to teach them everything. . .

chiogo:
eldee, so what's the dress code?

This is what you get for spending all your time studying



http://www.missselfridge.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20555&storeId=12554&categoryId=63751&parent_category_rn=63749&productId=1505996&langId=-1

michelin89:
I don't go to clubs!

Exactly . . . then you wouldn't know the appropriate dresscode

FL Gators:
We dont wear skirts anymore. We've upgraded to skinny jeans and off shoulder tops

Skinny jeans?? You go clubbing in jeans??
It's 2010 hun.

chamotex:
No but Imma give it a try tho. It better work or else . . . .

I have to warn you though, it's easier when you're Eldee.

chamotex:
Soho? Where is that?

Hmmn . . . you know it's not a one-night stand if you paid

michelin89:
She can't remember how awful he was the previous night and he must have lied he did wonders.

She can't remember because I blew her brains out by taking her to seventh heaven

chamotex:
Most of 'em are just too clingy . . . . once they taste it, they don't wanna let go.
Seems like you got a stalker on your handz

I remember when I used to get that C2C train to work back in those dayz . . . _{good times eh}

Have you ever tried acting tipsy in a club to get a one-nighter??
I'm not proud of it though . . . but it's a good laugh.

chamotex:
Are you saying Eldee can't provide a top notch performance?
Why would the girl wanna come back for more then?  Payments?

You want me to tell them about your adventures in Soho??

chamotex:
You heard?  . . . I know
Don't ask how?

P.S - I've checked again, I can't see your story

Hehehe . . . Essex girls are famous though.
But all the Essex girls in my uni always chat B.S like 'I'm not your average Essex chick'

The one I met on New Year's Eve took a whole four hours of my time before anything happened.
And now she managed to find me on Facebook, got my number and has friends in my uni
Why don't I ever meet Essex chics that shag and clean mouth??

ibkaye:
You should be ashamed of yourselves  

Be careful . . . Chamo's uni is invading Kent next month

chamotex:
Nah, I could get arrested.
I've been banned from all campuses in my vicinity

I heard Essex girls are famous for their cheerful giving.

chamotex:
Eldee where is your own story?
I heard YOU IS THA NL SUPREMO

I dropped one of em on this thread already.
Come on . . . you've been on more Uni Invasions than moi.

^^^^^^
And he'll do it without a pen like Jigga

chiogo:
I read those too, haha. But not of recent.

I should go read some too so I can come up with a story since eldee doesn't want us to make history.

Hehe . . . don't worry, Sly will rewrite history for you