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4 Play:
Those babies are actually Sauron and Eldee.

Hehehe . . .  
At least I'm handling human bosoms. . . I didn't want to do this but I'll have to post a pic I found.

4play's replacement for Cerelac
https://img2.photographersdirect.com/img/5171/wm/pd1092145.jpg

stillwater:
Where the heck did you get that school name from? I'm beginning to suspect you. Are you the headmaster?

Nah, my friend is a School for Life volunteer in your village.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=372071.msg5202343#msg5202343 date=1262019575]Thats the skool eldee 2 went, they kicked him out after they knew dat he is boy. Lol[/quote]You want me to bring out the other picture you were hiding??

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=372071.msg5202330#msg5202330 date=1262019451] And to think I am always poshyfying Tope by calling her Nairaland's resident village bicycle, so she don ja plenty load like this, over 5000 pikins and counting, wow, no wonder the Tope2000 changed to Tope5000 overnight [/quote]Hehehe . . . Tope is prolific, they use her for fertility tests in men.  
Any man from Ijebu-Igbo that doesn't have a child with Tope is impotent.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=372071.msg5202330#msg5202330 date=1262019451]Ha sweet memories, who could forget Stillwater and her addiction to those jangi-rovers, epo moto Wow, she had been a student so long she was almost one of the furnitures, how did they manage to get her to pass her Modern 5 class and graduate sef, oh i remember, she became the headmasters 5th wife and even was in the same class as many of her great, great, great, great grandchilden   [/quote]Hehehe . . . did you attend that school too??
Stillwater was the resident bully, she slapped the headmaster one day for asking her a tough question.
I asked her why, she said 'Me and that guy mama nor be mate'

stillwater:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Wetin be this? This is a defamation of my sexy person . I'll sue.

Come on . . . I'm just trying to prove that St. Saviour Arochukwu Girl's College of Immaculate Conception Township Educational Centre provides a conducive environment for learning.
Isn't that why you're the star pupil??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=372071.msg5202110#msg5202110 date=1262017693]Michelin89 and her first daughter. . . . . .
She's also donning Ankara [/i]designed by [i]Sura De Tailor.
Her hair is so bushy you could find a black mamba in there.[/quote]You forgot to add that Stillwater is a star pupil at St. Saviour Arochukwu Girl's College of Immaculate Conception Township Educational Centre at Akumadipioko??

Because of the swings on the playground, she has refused to leave the Primary 2 at the age of 34.
As you can see she's older than the teacher himself.

Ebonyeyes:
Latina women are also stereotyped as being fiery.  I wish people would just take to people on an individual basis life would be a whole lot better.

There are traits that are quite common in some ethnic groups.
Various things from our backgrounds shape the way we act.

Every set of people have some traits they share . . . that's why they can manage to live together.
Some of these traits are so widespread, the ones that don't have em are exceptions.

Looking at everyone individually is just a waste of time cus we'll end up with differences that are not necessary.

sweetpie23:
all the ugly fine photos are finish, where will you find mine?

I'm trying to upload your pic . . . my firewall is blocking it.
Ionno why this error message is coming up.

sweetpie23:

Yours is coming up . . . just wait

Tope2000 is Ijebu-Igbo's resident baby-mama
All those kids belong to different men . . . but she gets 5 tubers of yam every month in child support

Need a baby by tope?? Minimum requirements . . . a self-contained hut, minimum salary of 30 tubers of yam . . . c'est fini.

Tope2000 and sons
https://img2.photographersdirect.com/img/12531/wm/pd1571503.jpg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=372071.msg5199963#msg5199963 date=1262000097]A BUSY DAY for Kunbee. . . . .
Kunbee is actually a dedicated FARMER and she won Nigeria's FARMER of the year in 2008.[/quote]Kunbee is really harworking . . . She's a nominee for this year's FARMER of the year too
Her competition is distant she single-handedly made 762 ridges in one day.
I mean single-handedly . . . like she didn't even need a spade or anything

She's raw talent, infact, she's about to sign a two year contract with Obasanjo's Ota Farms

https://www.nation.co.ke/image/view/-/672834/highRes/107849/-/maxw/600/-/t4xks8/-/PIX1.jpg

macayub:
From my own understanding of this Bible account Samson is not the same with the extremist suicide bombers con terrorist:

First, the Philistines had torture him to the existent of removing his two eyes and dehumanizing him,  that is different from someone who is living in a 4-million pounds mansion in a street of London.

You've not seen extremely poor suicide bombers before??
The suicide bombers from Palestine that have lost every family they know in the war??
You think that's not dehumanizing??
I'm not saying this is right, but I'm just pointing out that this excuse is bogus.

macayub:
Secondly, he was brought to their midst so that they can mock him before their god, Dagon, something detestable.

It was a war yes, that doesn't mean it wasn't suicide killing.

macayub:
Thirdly, It was only those pagans that a feasting at that particular point in time, unlike terrorist attack that affect both faithful and non-faithful - terrorist suicide bombers even kill their young.

Hehehe . . . he killed only 'pagans' so that makes it right??
You think there weren't young people at the feast??

macayub:
Fourth, Judge Samson ONLY attacked the people that torture him and are willing to kill him, the Philistine and Israelite are at war

The Americans and the Arabs are at war too.
Osama will get a capital punishment if he falls into the hands of the Americans today.
So your argument doesn't just cut it.

At the end of the day . . . Samson did exactly what the Iraqi suicide bombers did.
We don't need to distort facts just because of our religious beliefs.

Let me just add that I see any form of violence as wrong and totally pointless . . . regardless of the cause you're fighting for.

N101:
Black people by nature are highly expressive and emotive and blunt when they relate to others, though it can be over-the-top sometimes.  When they aren't gisting they are being overly dramatic - how you choose to deal with them will determine whether they will truly become angry or not. 

Loud black woman?  Yes.  Angry black woman?  No.

We are black people too, so we understand when a woman is angry.
The 'loud' explanation is only needed for people that are not black or hasn't spent enough time with black people.
You said black people are generally loud, meaning we're used to it already.
So I'm afraid . . . that explanation doesn't suffice.

'Black people are highly expressive and blunt'?? Highly expressive is saying everything you think, angry is saying only when you think sumn is bad. You see the difference??



Now are black women angry . . . I feel they're just easily threatened.
Hence seeing the need to bring out the confrontational aspect of their personality all the time.

@Busybody
You just made my day

chika98:
Thanks for that! You cut me out before I could even digress so I had to let it be.
I trust this holiday season has been good to you?

Yeah definitely . . . I'd really love to dig into this but I'm half-asleep already.

I'm not letting you escape still

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=372414.msg5198189#msg5198189 date=1261969599]AA males taking on their wife's last name isnt a new thing. _{At least its not news to me.}


maybe it will set a new trend for Nigerian men however.[/quote]It's not the question of how new it is, I'm talking about it's social reception.
Jay-Z doing it will likely make the social acceptability sky-rocket.

Sumn like what Oprah and Ellen have done for gay people.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=372414.msg5198142#msg5198142 date=1261968504]I had always thought it was some idle gossip and i still want to believe it is i have heard the rumor for a while and i don't get the rationale if its through heck the broad hasn't even given you kids yet!! Plus he is giving rival rappers ammo to record diss tracks for him[/quote]Funny thing is . . . I see him being a catalyst for change in American culture.
I do it, everyone laughs . . . Hov does it, it becomes a trend.

Remember the outcry when he did a whole album with Linkin Park.
Right now, even Nas has a backing live band

Hov is a trendsetter. . .he'll surely change everyone's attitude to this, no sarcasm intended

chika98:
That term was used to insinuate that I didn't want to be redundant. In any case. . . . I rest my case

Hehehe . . . you're resting a case you've not even put forward yet??
I like your style

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=372030.msg5198131#msg5198131 date=1261968183]I don die oh, wetin my eyes no go see for NL I'd rather have a man who can't express his emotions than someone like Chika's with his romantic "whenever i hold your hand, it means you look beauriful

[/quote]Hehehe . . . I found that funny too.

chika98:
Now Mister of great knowledge and all that is good. Have I in any way caused chaos here? Now,  can I then assume that you're an open minded lad? You've just gone ahead to conclude and label me as a "typical African" . With these aforementioned facts, how can I then have a conversation with you about the said topic if you have indeed put me under a box without even hearing what I've got to say?

I didn't put you into a box. . . u're too unique for that
I was working with sumn here . . . I suggested that effective communication might help and your response was 'I don't like beating about the bush'

I only described that statement as typically African . . . and Simon Cowell-ish.

stillwater:
I'm coming at you because there are certain underlying connotations that I sense from you that speaks of men who are expressive of their emotions as wusses.   In fact you termed it weird.

Anything that'll make a friend start avoiding you has to be extreme.
Come on . . . I've missed so many guy's nites, written poems and many things even I wouldn't have doene two years ago, but my friends have started avoiding me.
He has crossed the line

chika98:
Not true at all! I don't like beating about the bush as it seems our ideologies are different.

That's the typical African chic, when it rains it pours.
How about getting your point across without causing a riot.

Life is so much easier than what we let ourselves pass through.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=372030.msg5198034#msg5198034 date=1261966262]LMFAO
some men too are like that jare [/quote]Men don't keep grudges.
It's against the code

chika98:
There are some women out there that don't meddle with their words. I'd tell you whatever it is I feel. The real truth is human beings rather listen to lies than the truth!

Words are extremely flexible.
You can tell the truth in ways that will not necessarily cause sumn else.

That whole thing about pple not wanting the truth is only used by people who have a problem with self expression.

stillwater:
I told you, you are not the one at the receiving end of such sweetness. Become a girl for a second first, then we can have a discussion. So you can never do something spontaneous as singing for your chic in public?

I do that . . . definitely.
But it only remains special when you don't do it all the time.

stillwater:
Nothing wrong in being in the middle. I'm in the middle too. You know I used to be a hardened woman before, but I've come to appreciate those things you may consider abnormal 'because you think it violates whatever imaginary man code you guys swear to'.

Imaginary man code?? Nah, scratch that.
It's simple, nice chics get too much of that from losers already.
You of all NL chics should see where I'm coming from
Everything in excess gets irritaing.

chika98:
Case in point: A guy I "tempted" to date told me that "whenever I hold your hand; It means you look beautiful"

Now, how the Zap am I supposed to know that if you don't say it? Non-expressive men are a waste of time.

You really want me to go into women that expect us to be mind-readers??
Nah, don't even go there

Women find it hard to express half their emotions.
You come late from work once, and it seems all right till after the break-up and then she suddenly remembers that she was angry

stillwater:
Most of the time I do. Certain minor characteristics of the male species I tend to ignore tend to lead to something drastic in future.

Come on, majority of the people we meet in our lives are in the middle, what's wrong with the middle??
We adapt to the minor things, isn't that what relationships are about??

stillwater:
Respect with emotional suppression doesn't work with me.

It's not emotional suppression, it's being normal and not weird.
That sweetboy thing is only romantic in the movies . . .
It's one of em things like 'throwing pebbles at a girl's window' and singing to a chic in public.

I voted for Streetwize but Ibime's cool too.

Congrats Amigos, you really deserve it . . . you've had verses for everyone on NL.
Even me wey nor dey rap

Congrats Tosin.

You almost deserve it . . . you're the coolest person on this section after Eldee.

Infact, if I'm M.I, you're Ice Price.

stillwater:
Depends on what 'sweet' means to you. You are not at the receiving end of a boy's sweetness, so let me love my sweet boys. I would take a man who's overly sweet than one who would put you through emotional torture just to receive a pat on the back from 'the boys'.

Do you always see the world in extremes??
How about the guy that still respects his woman without being voluntarily emasculated??

stillwater:
You can as well say good riddance to bad rubbish.

I guess by real guys she means those that find it hard to flaunt their girlfriends or preferably emotionally challenged. Give me a sweet guy any day.

First of all you need to ask how he's been 'flaunting' her.
Sweet boys are irritating at times.

It's one thing to say, 'that's my woman' . . . it's another thing to say 'Oh shyte, I'm so dead . . . Tiffany's calling'

Are we talking bout a 'Upgrade You' Jay-Z here or an 808's and Heartbreak Kanye??

The Sly:
You will be disappointed.
Villa is no threat to us. . . . .
Not after their horrible defeat today by the gayners.




YNWA. . . . .

See this club ashawo.
You've moved on to Liverfluke now abi??

mukina2:
People voted.

Eldee got nominated on two boards and won nada

i still loff you Eldee

Na ojoro . . . That Ofokasibe with his 200 usernames voted so many times.
Na so e dey start, next thing im go join PDP dey rig national elections.

chamotex:
Shyte!!!
This is my worst week ever.
I shouldn't have given my players Christmas day off.

Home advantage saved you.
You wouldn't be so lucky when you come for the return leg at the '36 Kiniun Stadium'.
You just might not come out alive.

Mr Chamo Tex, I'll have to report you to to FA.
You refused my handshake at the end of the match. . . I consider that an insult to my CV.
This is demeaning, disgraceful, distasteful and disappointing on every level.

I demand a public apology and a written version on my desk before 10am on Monday.

Sagamite:
PDP don rig election again o.

Dem no want AC Fashola as President.

We have to have electoral process review commission.

Congrats sha.

I know . . . all this kind closed-ballot election na wayo.

mukina2:
i am not selling nada. Secs copped 11 points wish i had given him the band sef

He's going out for three weeks according to latest reports.
Knowing Arsenal, that means he's going out for two months.
I just don't want to lose money when I could as well just get Tevez into my team.

Should I sell Fabregas??
This is going to be the decision that defines my career.
Why should I just waste 0.5 points like that??
Especially with performances like the Villa one this afternoon.

tunnytox:
very retarded statement started by an obviously mentally retarded individual, suicide bomb and samson? what a correlation, dumbass

Aiite . . . we dont need to play dumb around here.
We're educated here, we know he's using the word 'bomb' out of it's literal meaning.
In this context, it's more to do with mass killings.

And yes, I see a correlation between Samson's suicide killings and the terrorists.

I see both of them as wrong and disgraceful.