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It depends on what percentage of the rent you're receiving.
If you're getting 90%, you must be a Landlord.
Caretakers usually get only about 10%

I'm yet to meet a chic that'll actually let me touch her handbag let alone hold it for her.
So I think your woman was just taking the p.i.s.s.

I think you should have just made or joke or sumn, a part of me thinks she was just being funny.

londoner:
Lol, what you mean all three of them?, lol

It's no longer news that Nigeria presently has an ill-disposed President that has refused to hand over power to his VP.
Questions arise here and there about if, where and when he signed the National budget.
With a leader that could be anywhere between London and Saudi Arabia.

History shows that our friends in the Military are as power hungry as their counterparts in other African countries.

America's former Ambassador to Nigeria, John Campbell noted this in a press release, 'Nigeria's military, though much weakened, continues to regard itself as the ultimate custodian of the state. If the current crisis spins out of control, the Nigerian military is likely to intervene, possibly with a nominal civilian head," he stated, citing the high stakes involved in power play at the highest levels of Nigerian government.'¹

We all know how attractive Nigeria is for any power-hungry group of people.
Access to about $100billion in oil revenue, a powerful voice in the World Affairs, a chance to make decisions that'll affect 150 million people and 36 positions to share amongst lower ranked personnel, an empty presidential seat makes this more attractive than ever.

Even as our President has refused to do what is right for democracy, how do we stop the military from doing what they've been known to do in the past??

_{1. http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/5505210-147/Nigeria's_democracy_at_risk.csp}

nateevs:
I don't think anyone has argued against this . . Everyone agrees. .

'Even if we go by your criteria, Lampard whups Fabregas.'

That's the quote I saw. . . the first poster was asking us to make our judgements based on creativity.

hax:
Wearing nothing?
I do hope 9ja girls do follow her latest trend and hide only their unmentionables with rubber tape.

Well I'm not going to go into an argument with you about who's a style icon and who's not.
I'll let the magazines do that . . . don't you have E! or sumn??

chiogo:
Seriously, is she the first to be on GQ? She's on GQ 'cause she's a fashionista? LOLOL Wow!

Nah, she's not the first to be on GQ, why?? because she's not the first fashion icon that'll be recognised by a men's style/fashion magazine.
Let's work with facts here . . . and not opinions.
The likes of George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, AJ, Rihanna and Sienna Miller are all style icons. . .that's why they're on the most popular male style magazine, GQ.
Rihanna's been on Elle, FHM, Fashion, Cosmopolitan, GQ covers . . . I respect your taste in fashion, but could you at least respect the fact that these guys know a lil bit about style.
You think it's all that wear same colour head to to thing that you guys do??

hax:
I'd listen to Fergie or Beyonce (Sasha Fierce only, at least she's gotten much better, as well as wearing much less. WIN-WIN ) over Rihanna. Glamorous alone would make me pick her. And 'The Dutchess' was solid. London Bridge, Glamorous, Clumsy, Big Girls don't Cry, Velvet, etc.

Beyonce is great, scratch that. . . she's legendary.
Now, Glamorous, London Bridge . . . dude, when I listen to R'n'B, I want to listen to R'n'B.
Not some Eve/Missy Elliot wanna-be that wants to rap and sing at the same time.
I'm not saying she's not good, but she's no different from all the other hiphop chics.

hax:
Because she doesn't want to?

Wow . . . that's a first
She doesn't want to sound good on a track??
Why if I may ask?? They didn't pay her enough??

hax:
Singing hooks isn't a 'rare talent'. Keri's done it. Alicia Keys did it in probably the biggest song of the year. There's T-Pain and Akon on every other hook, everyone sings on hooks these days.

It's not rare?? Why's Empire State of Mind that big??
Why can't talented artistes like Ciara, Chris Brown and Ne-yo do good hooks to save their lives??
Why do we keep seeing the same faces on most of the best R'n'B/Hiphop crossover songs??

hax:
Gone are the days of hooks like 'Niggas bleed' or 'Somebody's Gotta Die' (BIG, not MI). Or Roc Boys. Or Allure. Now everyone wants the latest RnB star on their hooks. Chris Brown, Jeremih, etc. ugh.

Gone are which days?? Allure was 2003 homie.
R'n'B artistes have always been on hiphop songs since the days of B.I.G, they just weren't credited most of the time.
Half the song off[i] Life After Death[/i] had R'n'B hooks.
112, Jagged Edge, MJB have been doing great hiphop hooks since heaven knows when.
There will always be the set of R'n'B artistes that do great on Hiphop songs,
A few post 2000 artistes like Akon, Rihanna and Alicia Keys are gooad at that, they're as good as the ones of the 90s.

hax:
Into the new 'Britney Spears' silly popstar stereotype i.e wear as little as you can.
They both weren't that good. She just wears less now.

You sound like my mum when you start talking about how much skin an artiste is allowed to show in music videos.
Ten years ago most of today's music video would have been considered over the top.

hax:
I haven't listened to 'Hard' properly, because I'm not a big fan of BOTH of them. but T.I. was wonderful on 'Live Your Life'. It was much deeper than the usual poppy single, listen to the message. 'Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away'

Bruv, you don't need to be a fan to like a song . . . I expect everyone to listen to music with an open mind.

Whoa!!! Ignore haters till they fade away?? Where have I heard that before??
It just happens to be the same thing my sixteen year old sister has got as her Facebook status since heaven knows when.

hax:
And I really don't get how R n B hook-singers 'kill' and 'steal' tracks from rappers. I miss the days before T-Pain and Akon decided to start singing on the chorus of every song.

Tell me you're not one of em 'It was like this in the 90s so that's how it should be done' people??
Like Mourinho said, I'm not a fan of old or new, I'm a fan of good.
Where I come from, if you outshine anyone on a song, you're said to have killed/murked or most commonly Eminemed the fellow

hax:
I have NOTHING to say to whoever thinks so,

Hehehe . . . well you better find something to say fast.
You have to explain how a song that's crap has been covered by more than 20 other artistes.
While you're busy with that, could you please explain the multiple awards it's gathered, oh yeah . . . you probably know more about pop music than the guys at the Grammy's.

FFS, I'm yet to see a Top Songs of The Decade list that doesn't have Umbrella.

hax:
Different doesn't mean good. Good 'Different' is Alicia Keys. Good 'Different' is Corinne Bailey Rae. To a lesser extent, good 'different' is Jazmine Sullivan. Bad 'different' is Lady Gaga. Different is not 'ella ella ey ey ey'.

Lady Gaga is crap too?? That's so narrow-minded.
Lady Gaga's concept is as straight up as it will ever get . . .'Just Dance', c'est fini.
She's good at what she does, that's all that matters. I don't expect you to understand this, you're a 'hiphop head'.

hax:
I wouldn't know though, I'm not a big RnB fan.

WOW!!! You're not?? I wouldn't have guessed.
Here I was thinking you had an MA Degree on it, especially with the way you're questioning decisions of the world most credible critics on that genre of music

hax:
Rihanna could only wish to be half as good as Floetry.

Floetry's voice?? Natalie's delivery is as croaky as Obasanjo on a wintery night
Did you listen to Floetic at all?? The only thing they've got going for then is their lyrical prowess.
Didn't they get dropped or sumn??
I bought that album a couple of years ago after the ad called them the next Jill Scott . . . I felt like sumone that just paid to listen to Chiogo sing from inside the shower
Think I'm lying?? Listen to their version of Butterflies, you'll hate the song

We're not talking about who's the better player here, we're talking about creativity.
Fab4 is the most creative player in the EPL.
Forget trophies, his understanding of the games is compared to none.

Come on, Fab4 has a hand in most of Arsenal's goals this season and before now??
That's what stats don't show you. . . creativity is more than assists and goals, Fabregas opens back fours with his passes.
Fab4 is the only reason a striker like Adebayor will score that many goals.

Stats don't show you how many penultimate passes he's made towards goals.
Stats don't show you how many of his passes that get wasted by Adebayor and Bendtner.
Stats don't show you how many of his passes have resulted in free kicks and penalties.

Creativity?? Come on . . . Fabregas is the best in the EPL.

Genuflect:
Wetin MI gast do with this?

I'm just looking for trouble

Guys don't like her just because she's pretty, we like her cus she's different.
Her voice is unique, it makes you wanna listen, kinda like listening to Floetry sing.

Aren't you guys tired of Beyonce, Ciara and Fergie??
I'm not saying they're crap, but Rihanna, Floetry, Duffy and other non-US chics bring sumn different to R'n'B and Pop.
Besides Rihanna rocks on Hiphop tracks, that's a rare trait that even Beyonce will give an arm to get.

chiogo:
Anyway, I don't like her style as for dressing, maybe I don't just buy into the weirdo/"being different" look.

Apart from the videos, she's a tred-setter and a style star.
Remember the bob?? She got a bob for Umbrella and the next thing, every chic wanted one

Now she cut a section of her hair and voila, everyone (except Naija chics) has decided that that's the way to go.
Come on, she's a fashionista, that's why she's on GQ.

The way y'all do this this thing, it's almost like a Man Utd V Arsenal thing.
Y'all even make this thing bigger than music.

No one's dissing Saucekid man, it's the same reason why everyone's stopped dissing Ruggedman.
It's all about the Most Immaculate Mic Inspector, MC Interrogator, Music Innovator, Mr International.

Everyone knows Tiger Wood's case was an extreme.
A black chic is more likely to knock you out for cheating than a white chic.

It's happened so many times that it doesn't even make the news any more.

Mary J. Blige punched husband Kendu Isaacs in the face at her record release party at club M2 Tuesday night. The singer slugged Isaacs, drawing blood, after she thought he was flirting with a waitress. "She turned to him and was screaming, 'You're not going to ruin my night,' " our witness says. "They got up in each other's faces before someone tried to separate them, at which point she shoved the guy aside, pulled back and popped [Isaacs] in the face."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/blige_hauls_off_on_husband_o32W7IKFja08UXzRipJiHI#ixzz0bHriBWMM

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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5224041#msg5224041 date=1262266562]I try to weigh the price with what the shifts they put in week in week out.
Tevez at 8.8 milla is over ridiculous.
Is he that good?[/quote]Points/Games: Only stiker less than 11mil in Top 5.
Value/Form: Second only to Jerome.
Bonus: Third, next to Rooney and Drogba.

Dude, get lessons from Borat or sumn. Schooling mid-table teams is not included in my job description.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5224041#msg5224041 date=1262266562]U came 32nd in the December league.
It means charlatans like Bammy FC, Yugos FC and U1's Indomitable were all better than you in the past 4 weeks.
Cheese n Rice. . . . .Muki and Ibime even did better than you in the month of December.
The same Muki everyone had written off some 2 months ago? Muki's FPL story is synonymous to the biblical Lazarus.

Declare WAR at your own peril. [/quote]Hehehe . . . so because you did well for four weeks you think you're Galacticos??
Don't do a Borat homie, it will always land you in 27th struggling with Chamotex

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5224006#msg5224006 date=1262266070]Dont even start. . .
The last time you declared war against me, i was ISRAEL and you were GAZA[/quote]Dude . . . you won the battle, I won the war.
It was like the Nas V Jay-Z s-h-i-t. . .you were ahead for two/three weeks, I was the one that hit 15th position while you went to Chamo's level.

Battling you is a distraction . . . why don't you back to your face-off with Anti-Abdulmutallab FC

@A-40
You messed the whole thing up.
It was our battle till you stopped copping points and I began to lose focus.
I can't believe Sauron's now uttering 'ahead' and 'Eldee' in the same breath.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5223907#msg5223907 date=1262264943]It's a squad game. . . . . .Tevez cannot be starting every league game. . . .
Burnley has no one else to call on but Fletcher so he is a better buy than Tevez plus he scores goals too.
Darren Bent is another sure starter. I will have him ahead of Tevez every day of the week.[/quote]FACT: Man City will score in every game this season.
FACT: Man City has a string of bottom table fixtures till February
FACT: Tevez will keep starting at least till Adebayor returns.

Fletcher?? He won't score against common Aston Villa.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5223942#msg5223942 date=1262265370]This is why you are below me on the FPL table.
Your managerial nous is the same as that of Debosky.
By the end of January, you will be joining him on PAGE 2. [/quote]Whoa . . . chill on that
I've been way ahead of you for five weeks straight.
Just one week and you're already running your mouth??

Hehehe . . . I can't declare war against you, that's like me declaring war against Borat and Chamo

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5223850#msg5223850 date=1262264507]

But seriously i hate it when everyone decides to buy the players i'm interested in,
Now i wont buy tevez and hope he doesnt score any more goals. . .[/quote]Believe me, hating on Tevez on this form will be like hating on a fit Van Persie.
With Tevez, you're sure of three points as from bonuses. He runs like he's playing 11 against 1.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5223856#msg5223856 date=1262264528]It ain't worth that amount in me opinion. . . . .
There are many strikers in Citeh and predicting a start for Tevez is like predicting a start for Fabio da Silva.

Go to the lower teams, there are sure starters who put in decent shifts every time they play.
Fletcher of Burnley, Saha and Crouch are a decent shout!!![/quote]I've been interested in him since when he was worth 8.4.
And then MH got fired and I figured, this dude will prolly build his team around Robinho like the average European coach would.
But nah, he decides to play a 4-4-2 with Tevez and generous Bellamy, meaning . . . he's leaving the door wide for Tevez to hit twenty this season.

Besides . . . everyone knows that with strikers, you have to go with in-form teams.
If you like, go for Bent . . . I'll stick wiv a consistent guy abeg.

I think it's time to buy Tevez now, I was waiting till the next Gameweek but he keeps increasing in value.
I was about to get him yesterday night, he was selling for 8.6, I refreshed, and it became 8.7.

He'll probably be worth 9.5 before I finish this post.

My goals for 2009, 5 spaces from Davidylan FC.
That negro decided to slide down, now I need to set real targets and not depend in these people to motivate me.

Get a phone contract negro . . . Skype ko

Hmmn . . . this is quite interesting.
The guys like Rihanna cus she stepped out of the silly popstar stereotype that all the rest are fighting to conform into.
The chics hate her for that exact same reason.
Hehehe . . . and some even came out to say they prefered the teenager on S.O.S?? And all the commercial B.S Jay-Z put her on to make her famous back then.
I'm ashamed for you's lot.

How won't you like a chic that made Kanye and Jay-Z sound like Terry-G??
She stole My Life off T.I and still went on to kill Jeezy on Hard.
How can you not like her hook on Umbrella?? That's been voted the best song of this decade!!!

Her voice is not that B.S we hear all the time from other popstars, she has a signature.

Don't let's even go to her body, we should make a sequel to Jennifer's Body and have Rihanna as Megan Fox' patner in crime

She is different . . . her voice, her style, he fashion choices, her type of music, her.

I'm planning to sell Gallas for a cheap Man City defender, say Richards or sumn
Gallas is a waste of 6.8mil.

Arshavin is the eff-up of the century!!!

He only knows how to score 100 against Liverpool

One song . . . we've only got one song
We've only got one Song

Arshavin has been ineffective today.
It seems like no one wants to accept that he's the pointman.
He almost had to beg for the ball  

WOW!!! Rosicky just took a shot.
That's means he'll be out for two months after this match

HNIC:
and Ramsey may have scored one of the best Arsenal goals this season
What a strike from the Welsh man

The fact that he won the ball himself makes it more special.

SHIT!!! Portsmouth scores

HNIC:
How do we stop Song from catching that Plane to Angola

More important is what we need to do to stop the usual poachers from coming after him.
He gives our full -backs the freedom to overlap and he still does his own bit in the attack . . . he's a gem.

We just scored again . . . what's wrong with Portsmouth??
This is just too easy.

Aggregate Scoreline: 8-2

edoyad:
Looks like this could be Dudu's day .

Everyone seems to be taking turns with these free-kick goals.
This is the third one we've scored in three matches

Why's Fratton Park this dead??