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[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=375688.msg5248146#msg5248146 date=1262631945]oh gosh tpiaaa   [/quote]We've been waiting for your own story

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=375688.msg5248100#msg5248100 date=1262631620]good point- that phrase didnt match the general context.

It should be more of a spontaneous, buck wild thingy.

I should have added some sneaking around or an element of secrecy for a little zing.

Instead of "round of passion", perhaps "we did it all night long"

"round of passion" is too romance novelish.[/quote]You rule jare . . . scratch that, u ROCK!!!

chiogo:
LOL so you're forty? Hmm, even better
I don't snitch  

Call me when you're 20

platinumnk:
Seeeee. . .  he asked it in a compromising situation . . .  and i didnt want him to stop so . . . YES!

WOW!!! The guy's got game.
I thought only chics knew how to use sex to get the upper hand.

Sorry b, you got trapped.

chiogo:
The school in your bedroom?  

What??
You in my bedroom??
Abeg ohh!!! This is what happened to R Kelly.

ibkaye:
Lol even if we do, why would we go 'flossing' it around?   

Erm, because it's an online forum and not your Student Fellowship.

platinumnk:
Of course we dont have one nite stands!! what do you think we are?

We mistook you guys for normal human beings that like to step out every now and then.

platinumnk:
Not made for those   . . .  had a half attempt though lol ,  one night got real tipsy. . . but he ended asking me to be his GF so it doesnt count

It depends . . . did you agree to be his girlfriend after the sex??
If you didn't, then you are a one-nighter in your own right

chiogo:
This eldee can lie!!! "I'm doing you" coo  

Abeg more stories, Y'all can do better than this.

You shouldn't even be reading this.
How was school today??

Vuitton:
Most of my one night stands are in Benin but heres one from Lagos.
Am at Mr. Biggs at Morocco, Igbobi college road. . . Just had a snack and stepped out with plans of having a smoke and off to bed.   I see a friend outside and we begin chatting bout nothing important.

Along comes this girl (Real name Mary   ) I dunno her neither does my friend but he stepps up to her and is like - "Hello my Chairman would like to meet you"   ME as a sharp man i follow up sharp sharp  

Hey . . . I invented the boss style.
The one where the wingman says, 'Meet my boss'

Vuitton:
OK! So I start talking very fast like americans do, and she confused so am like "they say i talk a little fast but if you listen a lil fast i aint gotta slow down for you to catch up trick" and i jump on her like a monkey    

despoil
Chei . . . try that in the UK, you'll get blackmailed/sued.

tkb417:
asewo  

All those days you used to come from OAU to 45s nko??
You think I didn't hear bout your exploits??

platinumnk:
@eledee -ewwww

Aiite, tell us about your one-nighters.
You can't pass through Uni without at least five of em, except if you were an Abdulmutalab

How come it's only the guys talking??
Don't the girls do stuff too??

Anyways, one nights stands?? hehehe . . . na today??

Uni Invasion, where you go to a school about 2hrs away and pub crawl over there.
Myself and my friends always had French names, no traces.

There was this case of this chic, we were talking to about five of em. They invited us over for a small pre-clubbing drink-up.
Went intimate with one of em and lip action started.
Next she asked me what I was doing that night, I was about to start talking when she said 'I don't care what you're doing but I know what I'm doing, I'm doing you'
The rest is history. . . My friends woke me up the next morning at 4am, said my byes and c'est fini.

I have to admit though, one-night stands are better than booty-calls.

ibkaye:
You've got to be kidding me el

I don't expect you to know these pointers.
It's a rare talent, you're lucky I even decided to disclose this classified info.

ibkaye:
A shallow species, aren't we?

I keep trying to explain the concept to you guys.
It's easy to spot a chic with a nice personality.

They usually come with that nice smile and sexy eyes, the well structured body also helps, then the lips are usually soft. I'm not sure but long legs usually help.
Look out for these pointers and you'll be sure you've found a chic with a nice personality.

[quote author=Hoh-Dee link=topic=375313.msg5243181#msg5243181 date=1262559207]hw can u check sum1 personality wen u avn't even talk
to da person? or u a psychic?
funny dude, [/quote]It's a rare talent . . .

I just don't get this people care how beautiful a chic is, those kind of guys give us a bad name

I'm not like that . . . I swear.
There was a day I was with Sly in a club and I saw this chic.

Sly was staring at her bum when I went 'Damn!!! check out the personality on that babe'

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=375270.msg5242605#msg5242605 date=1262552765]y r u complainig. The earlier u guys r knocked out, the better.

Wats d point in getting 2 d semis and gettin your behind whipped by Chelski??[/quote]Why should we be the only ones beating them out??
We end up with replays and injuries while Chelsea wins matches 5-0.

Arsenal gets another EPL team again.
It's getting annoying now . . . we had to play Nasri, TV5 and Gallas in the third round of the FA Cup.
Now we'll have to probably start Arshavin.