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Pweety4me:
_{^FL Gators her?last tyme i thought she said she was a man?}

Hehehe . . . that's one of the reasons too.
I don't want pple going . . . 'u're brother is so much fun' when I go out with her

@topic
FL Gators . . . have you seen her nose??
Kissing her will be battle

Akebulan:
Nahh, i think its simply because you're sane. This poster is obviously a little lacking. Guess this thread was meant to turn into some female-bashing arena for immature egocentric men.

I actually just saw the funny part of the whole thing.

banqkool:
couple of the decade,
bridal train of decade,
wedding whip of the decade,
3 in one can u beat that,

You rock . . . infact, we're signing you on to Eldee, Sauron and The Crew News Corp.
How did you manage to fing those pics of Oyinda??

@topic
Erm . . . Stillwater
She's got these hot legs and 34DD jugs.
Sly and Sauron will not let her rest, I'll have to keep an AK by my side all the time and a pistol under my pillow

platinumnk:
I knew that.
but he posted my name and gets a response fini

Whooaa . . . come on, that's a lil harsh.
Considering the fact that the guy was probably just kidding

justwise:
@OP,

U called for it, just wait, u will get plenty bashing from girls here, don't start what u can't finish.

Finish what?? He also dissed mamagee in the first post.
Hehehe . . . this is prolly a good time to vanish

platinumnk:
cheese and noodles  

Michellin went on Extreme Makeover

BEFORE:
https://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/garretbock/uglylady.jpg

AND AFTER:
https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn97/mrbill67/ugly-woman-1.jpg

I'm so happy for her . . . she even won Miss Ishan 2009

The Sly:
She'z a star. . . .See the Ice on her ear.

Micheliin na lepa to bad ooh

https://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg214/boomer33_2007/MissIraq.jpg

michelin89:
Eldee you are playing dirty. Didn't you say you were going to sleep?

I couldn't sleep . . . I had an image of you in my head

[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/creepy_faces_05.jpg[/img]

The Sly:
Where u com go since?

I was watching Michellin pole-dancing

[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/nice_legs_granny.jpg[/img]

Haba, Michellin, how market??

[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/big-momma.jpg[/img]

michelin89:
Eldee, you are not becoming the next Ray Charles, give up!!!

Me give up?? Here's your mugshot
[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funky-hairdo.jpg[/img]

Michellin nor fine . . . im mama nor like am
This is where Michellin was found after people kept asking . . . 'what's your monkey's name??'
It's called recycling . . . it's good for the enviroment.

https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/stupid/babydisposalfun.jpg

It was meant to be a bikini shoot . . . till Michellin came and it became capital punishment

https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/funny_muscle_lady.gif

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=372071.msg5205743#msg5205743 date=1262049463]everyone else was funny but [size=3pt]sjeezy was so dry and killed it[/size].  
anyway back to the topic  
THIS SHIZZ IS HILARIOUS!!!![/quote]Hehehe . . .
This man had a heart attack . . . this is Michellin performing CPR.

https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/3/Image4.jpg

arkinses:
LWKMD! Seeing michelin get PWNED is like christmas all over

Hehehe . . . You mean Halloween??

I told you Muki wasn't getting any.
She decided to go monumental . . . literally

https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/collegehumor.23b94edec8d8bbeb3357d05b993153b9.jpg

Cold day in February, Michellin and 4play decided to put in a little bit more spice into their sex life.
Here is the result . . .

[img]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/snowmanblowjob[1].jpg[/img]

michelin89:
I am sooo pretty!!!!!!!

I know that . . . I'm so happy you got the day job you applied for
You're now Opegiri's professional scarecrow

At least you can now put your wowority to good use



[img]http://thumb11.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/118180/118180,1251736663,4/stock-photo-funny-scarecrow-made-of-straw-and-old-clothes-36234025.jpg[/img]

This is Michellin at the just concluded Miss Ishan 2009 beauty paegent . . . believe it or not, it wasn't even Halloween.
She came first runner-up but she won Miss Photogenic

https://media.hostedfile.com/hostedfile/pdata/72964-m.jpg

Life is hard growing up in Michellin's village.
Myself and Sauron had pet dogs . . . Tope5000 had a cat called Ebonyeyes.
Here's Michellin'[/b]s pet . . . his name is [b]Muki
https://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/50hc3zp-HugeAfricanFrog001.jpg

This is what you get when you cross Michellin and modelling make-up artist.
https://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mursi_081.jpg

eyoniggar:
Chai!!
Michellin is killing it.
Guys dnt fall our hands ooo!! Eldee perform na!
You are the weakest link as far as am concerned.

I'm actually scared of Michellin.
She just sent me a message telling me she'll find my sources and beat them up.
Why won't I be scared, have you seen her??
https://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ms_andersenirene_2007.jpg

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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=372071.msg5204992#msg5204992 date=1262041474]I nor pity Mukina2. . . . . . .I have got her bathing pics with me.
She was bathing with a Camel in one village river. If she taunts me, i will print it. [/quote]Are you talking bout the one where she was modelling for Inner Beauty

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=372071.msg5204932#msg5204932 date=1262040913]You are not a troublemaker like Michelin89 and Tope2000.
I am still waiting for the OP so i can unleash the 2nd volley of more hot pics.[/quote]Mukina2 just challenged me . . . You deal with MIchellin, I'll go for Muki.

ibkaye:
First twilight, now this, what next huh

I know, some people just take the '[i]all is fair in love and wa[/i]r' thing way too far
That's what you get when you start taking kissing advice from Ekaette, your housegirl

coolier:
I disagree.

What sample have you worked with??

HIO4:
It's my own Ibukun I want to kiss.  

I can't wait to lay my teeth on those lips  

It's vampires like you that give us a bad name.
First 419, then terrorism, now eating girls' lips in the name of kissing??

lalaboi:
Making sorensen is as bas at it looks!. . .

Was hoping stoke get 2 clean sheets since they wer playing at home 2ce. . . .

hopefully they gt the clean sheet in the next game and yeh! he saves a penalty

The clean-sheet is gone forever bro.
He's already let one in this gameweek.
You should be hoping he does not concede more goals . . . but you already lost any chances of a cleansheet.

I even made a mistake buying Gallas . . . Arsenal find it hard to keep one clean sheet already, let alone two.

Name the worst mistake a manager can make, I'll top that.

Sold Drogba, sold Bent, left Fab4 in the team . . . just name it.

My Fantasy Cup opponent is 20 points ahead of me . . . my Carling Cup opponent is trashing my a.s.s.
It's as bad as it gets . . . I'll have to wait till next week.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=372071.msg5202523#msg5202523 date=1262021055]Tope is there no end to your talents? [/quote]Come on . . . Tope is legendary.
She's like a the double-decker bus, everybody rides her

I told her to introduce me to all her kids the other day . . . she just shouted 'Time for breakfast children' and see the crowd that came out.