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IMO, she's just successfully established herself as a versatile top-level artiste with that song and video.
After hitting the top of the charts with R&B ballads like Unfaithful and unexpectedly stole hearts with Umbrella, the next thing everyone expected was for her to deviate a little, Disturbia was the result.

It was artistic freedom used perfectly . . . to me, this is the closest to Madge we've seen in decades
She's totally at the top of her game
It's what seperates her from the likes of Kelly Rowland and them lot
Are you guys not even tired of all the catwalking and same ol' booty shaking?? ?? ??

nyabinghi:
Arsenal always find it tough going to russia and ukraine. Arsenal will lose by a goal margin tomorrow.
Let tomorrow come and u shall see

JUST FIVE DAYS AGO

nyabinghi:
@all,

[size=18pt]I had a vision Man u thrashed loserfool 3-1[/size].
United all the way. We are going to send fat rafa on admission.The only time luckypool will defeat United is when they hire  a new coach like west ham, Bolton did in the past years.

What more can I say?? ?? ?? ?? ??

onyinye2:
I stand corrected. Without you tea sippin' brits, Nairaland would have been considerably lower than it is now.

_{Passing through my ultra-scan sarcasm detector . . .
No evidence detected}

Hmmn . . . I totally like this new Onyinye

Hannibal:
It depends. . . . . .
Can be acceptable or unacceptable.

Totally acceptable!!! Totally encouraged!!!


@Hannibal
Logan is a bad guy?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

onyinye2:
Sure Eldee. . . . i'll humor you and say that without UK folk, Nairaland would have been nothing. . . .

I never said it woulda been nothing
I said it would have been considerably below-par

Doubt me?? I could arrange sumn you know?

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2799036#msg2799036 date=1221349922]lmao! My gosh, you're so . . . .ugh.
You are a blessing, I won't lie
With blessing comes trouble[/quote]Roses have thorns you know

onyinye2:
Funny how you didn't mention not one person from the UK but all from the US.  .  .  . hmmmmmm

Exactly my point!!!
Phelps is to Beijing as UKLers are to NL

I don't have to lie to support me point

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2799008#msg2799008 date=1221349552]@post
I've gained eldee, no mind him, he'll try to deny it[/quote]Nah, t'saight . . . I'm a blessing to the whole of NL
Thanks for the confirmation

onyinye2:
Conceited much. . . .

Call it whatever you like NL without UKLers is like Beijing 2008 swimming without Phelps
Like Hiphop history without Pac and Biggie

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798959#msg2798959 date=1221348901]ahhhh, eldee, I have a problem. Can you help? [/quote]I've told you . . . I'm not helping you get a baby
Ask sumone else

I learnt sumn strange . . . when Brits have problems, we go to therapists, when Nigerians/NIAs have problems, they come to NL Romance Section



[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798896#msg2798896 date=1221348097]Of course, you're my precious gain Wey the acct number?

@eldee
eh en! So tha's why u dey avoid me? trouble dey avoid me for real[/quote]Yes na . . . trouble dey run for trouble

Shaz:
I also learnt that people think rappin is rhymin' two words together and 'Idris Abdukareem' is the 'best'.

I learnt the art of mischief, over-use of smilies and incorrect spellings and punctuation . . :->[/color]

I was shocked when I heard that dude say it

onyinye2:
[i](coughing relentlessly) [/i]Nwa, don't flatter yourself.
Anyways, you know the best live in the west in the States.

Hmmn . . . you know the truth
We UK pips are God's gift to NL, best thing since ">www

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798865#msg2798865 date=1221347828]eldee, what you mean by I learned that too? eh?[/quote]It's evident na

I learnt that some NLers think the world revolves round 'em, and they expect everyone to hate 'em for it.
I learnt that the closest bruvahoods are built in the Sports Section

bigboyslim:
Nope, your conclusions are invalid as i am compelled to believe that your sample population is exclusively drawn from the posters in the romance section.

Nah . . . Romance, Sports, Music and Forum games
With my mod stats, I can tell you that those are the biggest sections on the forum

bigboyslim:
I beg to differ sir.

More names??

I learnt that the best of the lot on NL live in UK . . . take Ib as ur free specimen

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798775#msg2798775 date=1221346694]Trouble avoids me [/quote]Yeah . . . I learnt that too

onyinye2:
Didn't you read what i posted, I absolutely love to argue.

I do too . . . but c'mon, you always lose when you argue wiv me

I've learnt a lot by gathering facts for arguments
I learnt how to be friends wiv EVERYONE . . . erm, nah. . . i knew that before NL

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798725#msg2798725 date=1221346257]Oops, did I say missing, I meant, wanted
Anywaz, hope you're aiight.[/quote]I'm good jare . . . hope you avoided trouble

onyinye2:
I learned that majority of the so called men on this thread put up fronts.

I always knew you won't pass a chance to argue . . . abeg let me continue with my epitaph jare

I'm still yet to understand why Nigerian women think they hott!!!
I learnt that your best pals are the ones you cuss all the time eg Deepzone _{Please DON'T quote}

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798679#msg2798679 date=1221345698]Yes unbannable. Mr. Modey.

I suppose to dey report you now, since you've been reported missing.[/quote]Reported missing??  

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=74384.msg2798647#msg2798647 date=1221345320]wetin happen to your other ID sef.[/quote]Elderz?? That used to be for ban periods
But apparently, I'm now unbannable  

_{Erm . . . I've always been this cocky, even before NL}

I learnt of my mysterious ability to listen more and talk less . . . _{been here since 2006, wiv only 2000sumn posts, I should get a medal}

I learnt how to argue on both sides of any topic c'mon . . . _{lawyers can die to get that gift}
I also learnt that people tend to do sumn only when they think it's cool . . .

onyinye2:
@topic
I have learned that im not always right even though i hate being wrong (Unu niile )

Ya fink!!!

I learnt bout the power of the emoticon
And yeah, I learnt how not to lose any argument

@topic
Has it made me a better person?? kind of

Erm . . . I learnt that even though sum opinions sound totally stupid, we can't push 'em aside as wrong
I even found out that even if you have a very brilliant point, it'll be ignored if not well packaged
I kind of learnt how the average nigerian thinks . . . especially the average nigerian woman

Aight . . . without Chac, I'll never have trusted I-tunes to buy music Like when myself and Jackal waited for an album launch all night
Nigerian tracks?? . . . I'm the music section mod, i get info straightup

Oh ma dayzz . . . the fights!!! bleeping out-of-this-world
Made friends?? Definitely
Made enemies?? nah . . .

What woulda been different if I didn't join nland?? Eldee won't exist!!

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=170574.msg2796357#msg2796357 date=1221304697]if a woman wants to remain single, is that not her problem?
whatever is good for a woman, a woman would do!

if she wants to die a virgin, so be it!! [/quote]In the ideal, politically correct society . . . YES!!!
In the ideal, politically correct society, there's no discrimination based on gender, marital status, sexual orientation or financial status

Is Nigeria the ideal, politically correct society?? That's the question!!!
Remember the topic's bout African women

Sisikill:
If you are single, enjoy it and when you get married, you enjoy that too. Simple.

What's the point of lamenting about where you are?

Why does this remind me bout 'em 'Big is Beautiful' crap we hear on Oprah and Tyra??

smile4kenn:
Being single in Africa is no different from being single in any other part of the world.

BEEP!!! Wrong
The African soceity is family-oriented
Women that choose to be single are seen as weird, hence the pressure from the family
The joy of the average african is only topped when he/she sees all his/her children 'settled'
And do I have to tell you the african definition of 'settled'??

presido1:
Do u practice this you are preaching? I doubt

You don't get it, do you??
Hardly can we flip a page without Chac's signature here

But it's aight . . . it makes us know we won't have a 'hang out with Akola and Ibime' thread like Chelski after Mourinho left
We need y'all here, that's what makes it fun

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2790936#msg2790936 date=1221222513]Thats so true!! Its almost the only way you can get a penalty at OT in the league these days[/quote]Another way is to go [b]4-0 [/b]down and then beg the refree for a consolation
At least that's what Gary Speed did to get into the Elite Club of OT Penalty Scorers

Hannibal:
Muntari scored in March. . . .
A Roma player had one and shot over the bar in April.

Did you miss the LEAGUE part??
Anyways, twas Gary Speed when he was in Bolton
Could swear I saw that dude on Where are they now

Cantona has already told us the perfect way to win a penalty at OT
Get Vidic to drive in an amour tank and blow off a player

Hannibal:
After the penalty incident, i switched off ma TV. . . . .
I can't stand it when referees give Gaynners dodgy penalty decisions at the Emirates.

Oh no you didn't just talk about dodgy penalties??
Do you know who the last person to score a league penalty against Man Scum at Old Trafford was??

@Original Poster
Have you heard of 'copy and paste'??
It's one new style like that . . . just go search for posts by one dude, Orikinla
All his posts are potential love poems . . . Even the ones in Politics and Music

syren:
tell him o, or even his sister or daughter 

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=169392.msg2787129#msg2787129 date=1221154481]Trust me, if that was your wife, you wouldn't be typing that.[/quote]Na wa ooh . . . it's now a crime to joke on nairaland!!!

Anyways, I suppose the script-writer was trying to examine racial discrimination against the black man in that particular place and time
It woulda prolly being one of those places were black men get shot just for being black

To me, he was a hero by taking the driving-under-influence test when he was damn sure he wasn't drunk
Courage is not always about standing up to fight, sometimes it's about backing down and braving it through
That's what his wife didn't learn and she paid for it easily

I live in London, male security officers are not even allowed to search women here, but if I lived in SA's apartheid, I'll not be there giving the racist whites a reason to shoot me.
I'll rather write in newspapers and hope I can inspire a Mandela

stillwater:
He should have just shushed

Did you see the cop??
He wouldn't have stopped if he didn't apologise
He knew the power he had and he was really enjoying it

Queenisha:
please don't change the subject.
This is not about keeping oneself for marriage neither is it a license to bash Christianity


_{some people will soon get on my case}

It's not about bashing christianity abeg

The truth is, whatever is making him hide his age must be a really important reason, maybe he's an undercover agent or sumn
Maybe he just grew up in a place where it's a taboo to tell your age to women
She should be asking him why he's not telling her and not the age itself

michelin89:
Nor vex naa. We just dey play!

I tire oooh

Age his nothing but a number jare
I'm sure Adam was less than one year old when he started shagging Eve

But the dude shoulda made the matter simple

Man: Honey, how old are you
Woman: What one do you want? football age, church singles meeting age, CV age, workplace age, which one??

A patrol cop's job involves patting down suspected carriers of illegal substances
It's not his fault but some suspects need a lot more searching than others

Nigerian women have being known to keep mysterious substances in their bras
The cop was acting on intuition