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stillwater:
@ topic
Big Wuss!!!

Nah . . . any attempt to save her would have ended with an assault on a cop charge
I'm not ready to end up in peng or dead just because a cop was doing his job

^{I'm no more going to Iraq
I want to be a cop to serve my country}
Phew!!!

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/wenger-rules-out-move-for-midfielder-appiah

I'm not sure if we're to take this news as good or bad
Another speculation killed, and that's it, no more players till January
It's not like anyone wanted ever Appiah anyways

Anyways, Blackburn next, we hope fatigue doesn't kill our international stars
Infact Walcott doesn't really need to start, he should come off the bench

@A-40
You don't know how much I was wishing Trio was wearing red and white yesterday
I think he needs to start getting selfish, with that kind of speed and finishing, no one else matters

Hannibal:
Thatz the mistake u guys make. . . . . . .Rooney has never been a natural goal scorer.
Of course, he has improved as a player. . . . .It makes me sad when people say Rooney of 2004 was better than this.
In 2004, Rooney never scored 8 goals in a season for Everton. . . . . . He is now banging 20 goals per season for Man Utd with assists that midfielders cannot even match.
He doesn't want to be a goal-poacher. . . .  .He is not a Van Nistelrooy or Etoo. . . . . He is a 2nd striker.

How many goals does Kaka, Messi or our own Kanu Nwankwo score??
I didn't hear the media condemn Kaka when he scored 8 league goals in 35 appearances to win World Footballer Of The Year.
Leo Messi has never scored 18 goals in ONE single season in all competitions for club and people rate him as the best footballer in the world.
Hell, Messi has only scored 9 international goals in 31 apperances for Argentina(does that make him wack?)

C'mon . . . Kaka and Rooney?? Kaka doesn't hold the goal poaching responsibility of his squad, neither does Messi
Rooney is a STRIKER, he will always be a striker in any manager's 4-4-2

And yeah, if Messi or Kaka scores twenty goals for his club and doesn't or attempt to replicate his form at national level, people will complain.
These assists you're screaming, how many does he have for England?? ?? ??

He doesn't want to be a goalpoacher, maybe . . . but that's what Capello needs
Till he starts scoring, Fabio will keep disturbing him, England will not release the strangle on his throat

Everyone knows Walcott was a one-off, so should we start weeping??
If we must start talking bout everyone, let's go to Joe Cole that took 12 stitches to get a player off, or JT in the defence what of Heskey's work?
But this is an Arsenal thread and we're happy for our best export of the night . . .Trio Walcott
You're allowed to give Rooney honorary knighthood, but to Fab, Theo saved his job
We might never see him slot in goals like that again, but we can't steal his show

Hannibal:
If Shrek had scored all the 3 goals with Theo assisting, i would mention it.
The moral of the story is. . . . . Rooney is a team player. Practically everything in final 3rd went through him - his work for Walcott's third was genius.
I'm chuffed that Wayne demonstrated exactly what i have always told y'all twats.
Rooney bosses games, whether he is playmaking, setting up goals or scoring them himself, he is the brains, he is the difference.

Now that's the point the whole of England is tired of!!!
[b]Fab doesn't want Rooney the assist-master, they want the goal poache[/b]r, the Rooney that banged in over 20 last two seasons for Man Utd
Football analysts said he's improved as a player but NOT as a striker
You can't put Rooney in front and be sure of a goal . . . Four competetive international goals since 2004, c'mon!!!
All his sublime butterknife passage would have meant nothing without Walcott's Henry-esque goals

Two brillant passes to Walcott = Two goals
Two brillant passes to Defoe/Crouch/etc . . . = ?? goals

Just imagine if it was Beckham there not Three-o

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=165370.msg2746398#msg2746398 date=1220403554]I dey get Iyabo for you Eldee, me I don reach my max of four.  I go fire one of them if I want more, otherwise on the day of judgement them go close paradise gate for my face for having too much women and leaving none for my brother man.   [/quote]Maximum of four??
Na you know ooh, my mallam's uncle married 86
He needs to break his record na

Hannibal:
There's voodoo in London.
Em Jamaican chics know everything about it.
They sometimes threaten men with it.

Hmmn . . . one more reason to avoid Jamo chics
Eldee's covered by the blood of Jesus

Hannibal:
You can't be too sure.
I know many women in this section of the forum that are eccentric.
Take deepzone for instance, she claims Ijesha but i am willing to bet she is from Tasmania.
The wench is CRUDE.

What are you insinuating?? Are you trying to say she's actually sum Jamaican sent here to slice men's kinis

stillwater:
E mi? Kind of creatures? Don't make me squish you.

Yes na . . . 'em ones that are trained to slice kinis

Hannibal:
@ Eldee,

I checked all the 10 signs and none of em even gets near!!!
Which men become puppies to women?? How??
Via Jazz or Voodoo??

It's voodoo . . . it's not even found here in the UK
I heard it's only found in the islands

ibkaye:
c'mon sharrap dia, which bed, see who is talking ehn 

have you finished washing my pants? 

Chei . . . I told you to sleep early
Now you're sleep-typing!!!

Now, draw that duvet before I open my eyes . . . shioor

Hannibal:
For real??
Maybe Stilly is Jamaican afterall.
I mean. . . . . .Who cuts off a man's winkie because of his infidelity??

Stilly Jamaican?? I tot so!!!
We don't rear those kind of creatures where I come from . . . chei!!

stillwater:
Of course!!!

I call it win-win . . .  

ibkaye:
dear oh dear

Will you go to bed!!!
Chei . . .see this pikin ooh

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=165370.msg2746298#msg2746298 date=1220401672]I like that Eldee for that comment I'm calling to Chief for my village to ask if Iyabo don finish secondary school, standby,[/quote]I heard Iyabo has a younger sister . . . abeg book me down ooh
I'll need a young one to give the mallam at my gate for a job well done

stillwater:
I don't mind  lose-lose situations

You call that lose-lose??

Hannibal:
Very risky. . . . . . many lives have been taken.
Some Nigerian women can be violent too. . . .
Heard through the grapevine Stilly also acts this way.

Hmmn . . . my grapevine's running on the same frequency
Word on the street is Still's signature revenge is slicing of the guy's manhood
Did you hear that too??

stillwater:
Lol, it's fun having a man under your thumb Girl power!!!!!

It's a perfect balance . . . for every man that becomes a puppy, one man's cheating on his wife, another one's marrying a fourth wife

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=165370.msg2746271#msg2746271 date=1220401062]Hey Eldee, no be me o,  nah de way the dawg take put am.  He be like say hin dey write a biography.  But[/quote]I see am too
Thank God for his salvation ooh

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=165370.msg2745834#msg2745834 date=1220392872]CoolRuler,
You hit the nail on the head, nice analysis!  Are you a redeemed puppy?  [/quote]LOL . . . nah, he's just a concerned dawg

Hannibal:
In all honesty, if a dude is looking for a wild ride. . . . . .They are the best of the lotz.
However, the buck stops when shit hits the fan.

True that . . . It's better to tell 'em errthing before you go in
Don't get them thinking you'll the commitment line . . . it's dangerous

Hannibal:
Jamaican babes are unpredictable thus uncontrollable.
They are drama queenz and will go any length to make ya life miserable if u Bleep with them.
Fun to be with but are they really worth the stress?? Hell nah.
Besides, you'D be lucky if she doesn't smoke weed.

You compressed the whole thing into zip. format
I could write a whole book on Jamaican women I've seen, been with and heard of

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166541.msg2746115#msg2746115 date=1220397977]I agree with you that most guys behave like bithces _{(no offence intended)}, but the percentage is so small that its negligible.[/quote]IRONY!!!

onyinye2:
So are you scared?

As I said . . . the blow's softer then

onyinye2:
Isn't that basically the same as leaving her on a cliff instead of opening your mouth and telling her.

Leaving her on a cliff is better jare
Telling her, you know how women act na

Hannibal:
Afraid??
More like men don't want long hours of unnecessary debates.

True that

_{@Hannibal
See, try Google Chrome abeg and tell me what you think
IMO better than Internet Explorer}

onyinye2:
That is showing compassion? Mayne i would hate to see how being a jerk is. . .

Being a jerk would be calling her and saying 'I need a freaking breather . . . get a life for two months' in sugar-coated words

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166541.msg2745984#msg2745984 date=1220395291]Being a jerk would be letting the dogs loose on her ass. [/quote]Nah . . . that's been man's man, player's player

onyinye2:
So you are basically saying that men are too afraid to tell a woman that they aint no longer tight?

Not afraid, more like compassionate

@Poster
You're good bruv . . . methinks you should write a book

Anyways . . . let me add

- You start being sorry for everything
- When you stop thinking that you're the best thing since sliced bread
- You start dropping her name with your friends

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=166541.msg2741547#msg2741547 date=1220340559]It is well known and accepted the women’s PMS make them act crazy, most of us accept this and find no shame in this. I’ve got news for u, men also have periods and suffer from PMS. . . how else r we to explain their crazy and senseless behaviour sometimes (they too can't explain it if u ask). What I find most irritating is that you're friends with a guy (sometimes, a relationship is the last thing on your mind), u guys hang out and talk all the time. He calls regularly, can't get enough of talking to u and hanging out with u. . . then he goes cold turkey, no communication whatsoever, starts avoiding u even, dosnttake your calls, no reply to messages. . . Rather than stress too much, I move on accepting the ride has come to an end. . .  What pisses me off is that the bastards come back after they’ve had their fill, acting like nothing happened and expecting to carry on from where you stopped.

Dude, u just don’t cut a sista off without explanation and expect to be forgiven when you're done menstruating. . . the sad part is the bastards don’t even accept the fact that that kind of behaviour is not civilised. The least u cld do is give a sister some warning and we will go off and get a pedicure or something. Another thing is their silly and childish rants about nothing whatsoever, after hours of sulking, they snap out of it and expects things to go back to normal.[/quote]You call it PMSing, we call it needing some space, catching a breather
It's obvious he's been tied down and he needs sum time to live

mukina2:
Eldee take it easy o
abeg make AW nor give you high blood pressure

at the end of it all Wenger knows

I'm just wondering why the stupid Abu Dhabi group didn't buy Arsenal instead
Just imagine, we'll have been the ones with Robinho
We need to start doing TV jingles, we need multi-billionaires to by Arsenal

@Debosky
How did I know the lights were off??
I've know people that know people that know people that spy on Monsieur Wenger in Emirates

I'm scared . . . we ain't buying no one
The lights in Wenger's office are off

@muki
8 minutes . . . slept and woke up
I've lost all hope and AW doesn't like the January window

@mukina
If we finally sign just use our telepathic connections to alert me
I was planning to do an all-nighter to see who we'll sign
But c'mon, it's just one hour to go and Arsenal's not even on any Sports channel

I guess I'll just have to sleep and dream of Veloso and Arteta signing for us at 11:59

onyinye2:
Oka. . . . did i strike a nerve? What is with the insults. . . . . seriously so not necessary or respected.

See . . . I don't have time for you now [size=3pt]till wenger signs sumone today[/size]

@vicade
Please add 'experienced' to that
We don't want no Nordveit like he did last season

onyinye2:
Why would i give advice to a lost cause?

Let's see . . . maybe it's because Nairaland is a leveler that helps daft vermins like you a chance to feel like Einsteins behind PC screens

onyinye2:
Don't believe i was playing anything eldee. Just stating my opinion
I mean i admit ALL WOMEN ARE CLINGY TO A DEGREE. It is just nature. It is just how it is. So live with it.

Na wa ooo . . . 'Live with it' is just an opinion again??
Igba wo la bere love ta ti bere si ma kiss??  

You've gotta chill with this your love doctor thing jare, I just answered Toyin and you're giving me your thesis on emotional insecurity
I've said it before, if I wanted relationship advice, there's this sexy psychologist down the street from me
She's even with NHS . . . I'll be getting free service

onyinye2:
Oka what ladies have you been dating? Like on the real. . . . it sounds like you attract insecure women. Because yes i admit there are women who tend to be on the clingy side. But you have to remember there is a lot of women who see no need to be clingy. A woman who is clingy from the start is a red flag for the rest of the relationship.
Just simply tell her from the start that you aint looking for no relationship and leave at that. I mean i can't stand people who whine about things going on in the relationship when you were given opportunity after opportunity to set boundaries. Just open your mouth and speak. Simple as that.

This is where you just missed my point
Toyin said 'All women are possesive', I'm saying 'Nigerian women are relatively extremely, ultrapossesive'
Did I tell you 'Save me from this possesive chic'? C'mon, I'm Eldee!!!

I think you need to check up the definition of 'whine' and stop playing the love doctor
Kapish?? ?? ??

[quote author=NiyiRocks! link=topic=165512.msg2737804#msg2737804 date=1220280223]naija chicks?!!!!
Possessive is an understatement.

To lend credence to it there's one hitting da buzz key on my YIM right now it's drivin me nuts!! [/quote]Hehehe . . . word on the street is nigerian chics invented flashing before GSM [/b]came to naija
I wonder how they survived when it was still [b]snail mail and P.O Box