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Hannibal:
Prison Break me ass. . . . .
She prolly shagged her way out.
I have been told the "screws" in Holloway Prison shag female prisoners. . . . .
Over 70 of em were dismissed last summer.

Shag female prisoner? Nah . . . they'll shag anything with a hole and hair around it
They prolly just finished shagging a stray-dog before the jumped on Funmi

DeepZone:
Adam is even smarter than most guys walking around today. Look at Samson and Delilah, Abacha and virgins, Clinton and Lewinsky etc.

Abacha daft? He was shagging seven prostitutes when he had a wife
And about Adam and Eve, if the snake thought Adam was daft he'll have tempted him instead
C'mon, Clinton was banging his staff under his wife's nose

davidylan:
You didnt get any line.

Na you know

@Hannibal
I was thinking it was a prisonbreak
But I just thought . . . c'mon, it's Hotfunmi, she's too daft
That's way beyond her IQ

davidylan:
I must concede we are obviously not talking on the same wavelength. I've been single for one purpose . . . i see no reason for the "taster" stage. Once i'm into something its serious business.

Aight . . . now I'm getting your line
So any lady says yes to you is going all the way?

You chat up, go on three dates, pop the question, and know you're going to take it far?
Anyways . . . people make their choices

DeepZone:
Categorize the stages abeg both in male and female mode. Which stage is a guaranteed one in females and in males?

The only guaranteed stage is the pop the question stage
Before that, the chances of breakup just keeps reducing . . . it's never wholly secure

DeepZone:
Love and religion can make you do stupid things, abi? Thats why a very intelligent, suave and well educated man that can pass for a genius will fall stupidly for a woman even when people around him are shouting "you are just silly" in his ears.

Love stupity . . . it is still stupidity

DeepZone:
Where is your brother, Hannibal?

Am I my brother's keeper?

onyinye2:
oh watever eldee. men do the same thing to right. but yal just be saying "oh she is just a friend."

Nah . . . that stage is different
That's escape from this stalker stage

davidylan:
Better stupid than a cheat. Once i cross the "yes" line with you i expect every other competitor to be history.

It's not even courtship yet, women call it the 'I'm kinda seeing this guy' stage
That's just like a taster stage . . . there's no guarantee at that stage

davidylan:
Better stupid than a cheat. Once i cross the "yes" line with you i expect every other competitor to be history.

It's not even courtship yet, women call it the 'I'm kinda seeing this guy' stage
That's just like a taster stage . . . there's no guarantee at that stage

@DeepZone
Because he's in love doesn't mean he's not stupid

And when they fight for the woman, that's got more to do with a show of masculinity than the love
And it's the next level of stupidity, as Pataki rightly said

davidylan:
A man who is secure in his relationship doesnt need a standby.

I think it depends on what phase of the relationship they are
You can't start seeing sumone for two months and say you're not chatting up this other lady that attracts you

That's crosses the line towards stupidity

@DeepZone
Any guy that accepts to be 2nd choice is just totally stupid

Hannibal:
Who knows?? Fergie's picture might be with the Herbalist.
This is why Fergie will not sign an out n out striker that would make us ditch Saha to the gutter!!!!
Berbatov will play like Rooney n Wazza and whenever Saha laces his boots, he would come in and score like an out n out striker.
Then we will all cheer his art of goal scoring!!!! Once Hunter comes in, that facade would cease to exist.

This your out-and-out striker obsession sef
I don't think Fergie will go all out with 25mil to get sumone that'll only play when others are injured
Aight . . . maybe in the Milk Cup and Fa Cup

Your strike-force is perfect now, any coach will give his balls to get it
Tevez-Rooney, a patnership that has prospects of beating the Cole-York one, with Manucho begging to play, and Saha always gets fit at the end of the season

Huntelaar will not sign a contract to be a back-up striker
He's prolly the most sought-after striker in Europe after Villa

@Hannibal
If you ever get those kind of views, take pics
Make sure you put 'em on facebook

Pataki marry?
Try Hannibal becoming celibate

Pataki:
Childhood crushes are always the best. Another place to get a hook-up on childhood crushes was at birthday parties then.

Eldee did you have a feel of that too?

Parties are always crowded
You friends are always going for the hit too

Hannibal:
I agree!!! He was afraid of roaches but he wasn't afraid of girls.
Kissing was his only vice!!!!
While other boys were running around playing football and rugby. . . .El would be crammed in a locker practising James Bond moves on innocent chics.

The homework style was good too
Any intelligent guy will always get girls crawling round him

If you knew how to draw . . . phew . . . c'est finis

@Hannibal
Tell her jare . . . I took it from school to church
I was awesome at four, legendary at five
First fresher to kiss a Class two chic
Sometimes I look back and I'm amazed at myself

Hannibal:
You were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one little girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then because they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice.

I'd already made the deal . . . there was no going back
The dude was smart . . . made it look big, I just had to concur

Pataki:
Exactly, both parties do not need to talk too much. Just scope, eye each other, talk for a short while and the rest is settled outside the circumference of human eyes.

Yeah . . . thank God for Facebook  
It's made these things easier for guys jare

@Chat2mebac
Yeah that one too

Pataki:
Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless. Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet.

Childhood crushes are the best jare
Reunited crushes are fantastic . . . and they always turn out sexier than you expected
You easily get free access in the name of 'catching up'

Hannibal:
Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!

Lol . . . yeah
It was my cousin, he was about 18 then
He didn't even touch me . . . he blackmailed me till I was 12
My daaiiizzz . . . that position is not good ooh
I was shining his shoes, washing his stockings, why? 'he's family'
He always had a share in my food . . . it was dreadful
We laugh bout the whole thing now

Hannibal:
Eldee, so u played "mummy and daddy" too??
All y'all guys are rotten . . . . . . . .

It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down'

Hannibal:
Me?? . . . . . . . .I am now retired.
I hung ma boots when Chat2meBac copped me a hamstring and dislocation of the waist.

So came back like Jordan . . . and topped the league with sparkled mineral

Pataki:
Yeah right!!!

It was just simply kiddies thingy. Although I once tried mummy and daddy in the bedroom with one my moms friend daughter. We just basically laughed over it though.

Anytime we see eachother now, we just simple laugh over it. But no chemistry at all.

Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh

@Chat2meback
Nah . . . I went to a top-private school
If you want a real tour, meet Debo . . . he's the new resident teacher there

Chat2MeBac:
Oh!! I see, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, No problem o, I will want to go visit Ajanlekoko Educational Center when I visit Naija( Hannibal take note o), ,

Ask Debo, he'll take you to his alma mater
His chalk-slate is reserved there, he even brings his stool to school by himself

Hannibal:
Ya player of the month status might just extend to August.

Sharrap dia . . . are you not the one that ruled June and July with sparkled mineral

Chat2MeBac:
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So anything wront wit that? na same teacher wey dey ah village, dey ah town?/

Nah . . . you don't know Ajanlekoko Edcational Center (AKA Madam KwoiKoi)

Queenisha:
They were girls with low self esteem,maybe sexually exploited and perhaps poor too.
Not all but most.

Where I come from, they're called stupid, gullible, Hot, bitches

Chat2MeBac:
Holy Mother of Jesus, So yo don lan, eh?

I am waiting for the last member of the "Rat pack" to show up, then I can go Vivica Fox on y'all asses tonight,

Who

Chat2MeBac:
Tell me about it, I grew up with 5 brothers, and only 1 was a saint, The other 4, all dogs, I just couldnt understand why the girl stood for their nonsense, ,

One time Mr. Lennox had a line outside my mom's back door, As soon as one exit, he shouted 'NEXT" and the odes went in, Thank God my mother was and still is a praying woman, She used to pray for us all night NOT to fall in the hands of men like them,

Mr Lenoxx is the Playa's Playa, the man's man . . .
If he was a dog . . . then what of 'em women? BITCHES!!!

Chat2MeBac:
@Eldee
wassup?

I'm enjoying maself as usual . . . you know, going all legendary on them

Gamine:
@Eldee, my statement is not fallacious
and i cnt believe i may have to explain it to you.

I don't think I really need an explanation for
'Luck comes to people that know what they want'

Anyways . . . you make your choices

Gamine:
"Stupid" is not an insult

Hmmn . . . as they say, opinions are like arseholes
Pity we have to count 'em ones that have been sodomized too

Gamine:
How can you compare Lottery to marriage.

That is just a gamble and theres no luck involved.

So in marriage, you just marry the next female you see and expect things to work??

Please! e no dey parra like that!

Come, I said your argument was and is still wrong

"Luck" only comes to those who know what they want!''

There's a reason it's called LUCK
It means you got better than you expected/deserved/planned for.

I never said I supported the poster's point of view, did I?

Gamine:
Nansense.

He beat you to being Stupid, gosh!

Seriously, there's no need to be insultive
If you didn't drop that fallacious statement, u'll be sounding a whole lot more sensible than you are now

Gamine:
"Luck" only comes to those who know what they want!

Err . . . that's FALLACY
Your argument is flawed

Everyone that buys a lottery ticket want to win £32mil, how many pple actually do?

Hannibal:
. . . . . .You catch ma drift.

I laugh me ass out whenever girls try to play men within the same city.

Men for what they are love socialising. . . . .within minutes a dude can make 20 friends in a pub and merry.
While referencing and cross-referencing. . You find out that u and 3 other guys are paging the same chic and we all come to an agreement to stay mute!
The funniest one is meeting your friend in your girl's room and pretending u guys don't know each other. . . . .
Blimey. . . .the chic in question tells the other guy u are her cousin/admirer and vice versa(what a cheap method).
Oblivious to her, when em geezers go back to the pub, they compare notes and laugh it off.

Exactly . . . and there are some times guys just decide to have fun
They all invite the 'playette' out at the same time, laughing at the different excuses she doles out

Meanwhile, our pimpette is there amusing herself with her 'intelligence'

Beasts From The East ----------- Lost Boyz Ft Cannibus

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2531023#msg2531023 date=1216514211]Save your hints for who? Oniranu!
I agree with you sha.
If a girl is playing hard to get and the guy is not patient enough to give her time to think, I think that's part of what I am saying. Some characteristics reveal themselves during the 'playing hard to get' stage e.g. verbal abuse
I'd rather be the office biatch than be a pathetic woman at the age of 40 still single and searching all because I put my eggs in one basket. [/quote]Wrong again . . . 'em ones that 'play' three guys wiv 'em knowing never end up marrying
They end up as pub gist ladies . . .
'I saw her wiv A and B, I must try my luck too'

Hannibal:
20 men can break your heart at the same time.
Ever heard of tag team?? Do u know it's possible for 6 friends to be dating u without your knowledge??
They jam each other in your crib, pretend they don't know each other but laugh behind your back!!!
If i tell u the kind of stuffs i did in ma Uni days, u would go to the abbey and become a nun.

Yeah . . . those names that come up in pubs before football matches
After everything the 'playa chics' end up as ushers in church

Afterall God loves everyone

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530997#msg2530997 date=1216512991]Women contribute more to divorce than men? [b]If they spent more time playing hard [/b]to get and more time courting, maybe they would have realized that they needed more time apart.
There is no guarantee about breaking of hearts when it comes to men which is why you should have many backups. All of them cannot break your heart at the same time. It is impossicant.
Some women are vicious because they know how to be discreet in shattering the hearts of men. They also know how to do it in such a way that no man will know he's getting played.

Trust me. . . . . . .I know [/quote]Playing hard to get does not affect the future relationship positively
Man is programmed to cherish what he doesn't have, it's natural
When he gets it, that's a new question

C'mon that period is just a time when you show a false image of yorself
You only start understanding each other when the relationship starts

So you still believe that a 21st Century Ahab exists?
Nah . . . Lets get it straight

A bloke has three backups, he's a playa
A lady has two, she's the office biatch

Even Lil Kim agreed

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530977#msg2530977 date=1216512129]Lol! That's so weak!
You flatter yourself wayyyyyyyy too much.
Hisssssssssssssssssssss! Women beg to go out with you?
Na wa!
I'm in the midst of hot items shey?
Go and sit down jare.[/quote]Come . . . let me be
Sumone asked me for hints and I gave the one that works for me
Hannibal and Sly have theirs . . . ask 'em, they'll tell you

And yes . . . you're in in the midst of hot items

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530954#msg2530954 date=1216511510]Finally!
Leave hints like what?
No real friend sneaks behind her friend's back to get a dude she knows loves her friend
The dude has to be smart too. If he truly likes the girl, he won't be swayed easily.
As huge as the ratio is, there's still a possibility.
Guys are real pains, I swear.
I wonder why on earth they cannot define what they want and stick to it.
They want girls who play hard but drop hints.
Jeez! Every married woman deserves a medal.[/quote]Try

'Dude, I know you're one legendary chap, and I know how many women will beg to go out with you . . . but erm, let's cut the chase, I'm in love with you and you kind of like me, let's make this work'

This is a good hint . . . 99% efficient

Arsenal Anthem --------- Modenine

[quote author= Lil Wayne]“The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist - there’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.”[/quote]Is this guy as daft as this?
A black man running for President so the world will end?
I'm even surprised he knows how to read

Let him go back to licking his lollipop and leave prophecies to the Nas', Commons and Kwelis.
See nigga trying to sound intelligent