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The whole D-Block . . . smoked DMX' Blackout

They deserve more credit than they ever get . . . especially Sheek

Eminem doesn't get full credit too

DMX: How come he never appears on top ten lists, this dude is legendary

Cristalz:
@Queenisha
Granny dear,ain't my fault your man's such a wimp he calls you 'mommy' even when you refuse to give him dinner for no justifiable reason or when you insult his mother. If it pinches you that i happen to know that real men deserve respect as much as real women do, go suck on a shrivelled willy

@CH3COO
You begin to draw the line when in your wildest imagination you cannot fathom how you ended up with a depraved being like her. When you've taken as much as any reasonable man should and yet she keeps behaving like trash.

@LadyJ
I'm making a whole lot of sense.  .  .you're just too dense to realize it

@eldee
You don't have to act like an immature puppy because i happen to be considering a valid angle every other female seems to be ignoring

And let me ask the house.  .  .don't women plan top-notch murders? Execute them? Swindle? As well as commit every other crime a man would commit. I'm not anti-women,heck,i'm female. What i don't like here is the way y'all are paintng the entire women-folk like the terrible ones don't exist. Its plain irritating from 'mature' adults.

Err . . . What's the beef?

davidylan:
This was so ridiculous i had to respond.  
1. You are on a date with a woman and u're staring at someone else its so obvious? How old are you?
2. Your partner reacts by pouring a drink on your face in private? How old is she?

Seriously its high time someone put an age filter on certain topics.

1. We don't know if he was really staring
2. Every body has his/her buttons, hers might be jealousy

Pataki:
Are you this dangerously daft? Have you not read of Kind David in the bible and how he was stealing looks at Bathsheba another mans property from his courtyard?

Is the mention of the name synonmous with your own David? What manner of babies fill this forum?

Leave her jare, it's post truamatic stress, I just slapped her

Hannibal:
Keep ya beliefs in your breast pocket. . .
All i know is . . . . . .if a woman violates, she gets SLAPPED.


I am impressed.

I still insist . . . it depends on what she did

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152407.msg2526216#msg2526216 date=1216411745]"Think David? "
shior!
children this days![/quote]You don't know how childish you sound

Pataki:
Do not let us start internal battles here. How can you claim Cristalz for yourself? I am talking about my courtyard, you are beginning to think David.

Anything to get this african queen in my endz
She's sent me her CV already. . . impressive

Hannibal:
Cristalz, SAY no more. . . . . . .You are wasting resources.
Tell your Dad to pick up the phone now. . . . . I hope Pataki, Debo and Eldee are not jamming his line.
Remember they are GAYnners o. . . . . .That leaves me and Doyin13.
But. . . . Doyin is a polygamist.

See this one ooh . . . she's a background gunner
This is a chance to come open

Pataki:
She can be bought over to Gunners camp. We treat our women with respect.

Aight . . . if you really want me to marry her, get her over first

Hannibal:
Nah. . . . . . .You need help.
You push your boundaries in the name of "i am the weaker sex" and i can do whatever i bloody want.
If a woman pushes her boundaries around me, she shall get SLAPPED.

Even the place it started sef . . . they don't use it no more

Imagine insulting you for saying 'hi' to her

@Cristalz
I woulda proposed but nah. . . U'RE A MANSCUM FAN

The Sly:
Follows by. . . . . .I nor go gree ooooo. . . . .You must kill me today today!. . . . . .You must kill me seh!. . . . .
Shebi you want to kill me!. . . . . . . Kill me now ooooooo!

Yes ooh . . .
Followed by 'HE HAS KILLED ME OOH!!!' 'Neigbours, help ooohh!!!!

debosky:
Abeg o, I no be London boy. . . . before them come arrest me with eldee and hannibal for yahoozee

Hehehe . . . No be you I see for Oprah??

Hannibal:
What do u expect? It's a freaking forum. . . .
Every woman here is a boxer that can beat their boy/fs if he misbehaves.
Queenisha has never been cheated on before because she is the smartest chic on earth.
Omoge is a ninja. . . . .She would slice his man's willy if he tries anything stupid.
Let em continue to deceive themselves and suffer in silence.

I don't advocate for violence but some women go OTT sometimes and the best way is to DEAL with em.

Nairaland is so funny
When there's a thread on describing their relationships, every woman has a tall, fit, bodybuilder

But now, if that tall bodybuilder touches them, they'll hold his dick and the 'Floyd Mayweather' starts crying
Irony, ain't it?

The Sly:
Twist what!?
Na wah oooooooooooooooooooooo
May The lord forgive you for you know NOT what you are saying . . . . .

Leave them, let them be claiming Ruff Ryderz there
It always ends with 'U MUST KILL ME OOOH'

Hannibal:
It's only a slap, mate!!!
Whats a slap?? It was just a simple tap on her face and was borne out of annoyance from Mr. Sylvao 2000.
Don't crucify him for his actions. . . . . .loads of us have done worse.

What's worse?? KNIFE

@debosky
Exactly, if the constitution at the begining says 'Slap for picking calls' no problem
But you don't set rules out of annoyance

Hannibal:
You did the right thing, hombre!!!!
Why would she pick up your phone afterall the rules were in place when the relationship started!!!
Never mind, she cannot leave u because of a weak slap. . . . . .Lets hope she's learnt her lesson.

Nah . . . then she should slap you for coming late to dates to?
The slap is uncalled for . . .

Abeg put the coat back if u no wan buy

debosky:
You were right jare!

I'm sure the rule you told her was 'pick my call = spending a week in intensive care unit (ICU)' but since you were in a good mood, you just issued her one small slap.

She should thank her lucky stars.

Hehehe

Abi ohh, imagine what woulda happened if she tracked him to work? 9/11?

Sly Fox- Nas

@A-40
Is that not exactly what I've been emphasizing?
He was lazy . . . he was not spurred by anything
Nas had just released one of the most boring albums ever

Other albums had been spurred by either the need to make money . . . or just the rivalry with Nas

Yeah . . . I knew Beach Chair was the best on the album, was just hoping you didn't notice
But Lost Ones is a close second and it had a whole crap verse . . . c'mon
And the rest of the album was like some prose like that

Come . . . you know I don't like Fiddy right?
I said I respected Get Rich Or Die Trying . . . and that's all

SeanT21:
Because he is a legend in the making. If You ever listen to his songs You will know.

Then put it clearly Lupe Fiasco: A True Legend IN THE MAKING

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=152129.msg2525195#msg2525195 date=1216398762]Are you kidding me? of course its footie.Ronaldinho's snake bites and the bicycle kick not to mention Roberto Carlos's rasping shots Footie has the best moves!! basketball comes a close second i am a sucka for slam-dunks and alley-oops.Sacking of quarterbacks also can be very funny


@Hannibal
Basketball is the game man!! you don't know what you are missing[/quote]Nah . . . after football, it's boxing
Only watch 'em Tyson knockouts to understand how interesting it is
I remember a fight I paid for on Sky Box Office, it ended before I came to sit down

SeanT21:
Why are Critics sleeping on this DUDE. this boy is a true MC. He just drop a new track called TOKYO

It's Paris, Tokyo and it's been out since April

Please tell me why you had to use the word 'LEGEND' to describe him?

Roberto Carlos' Banana Kick against France
Look at Barthez face . . . PRICELESS!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl0LHM-33Io&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]


My greatest move? These are the best of the EPL


C. Ronaldo Vs Millwall, FA Cup Final 2004

He was so young then . . . ran with the ball
A few stepovers to lose bout four defenders, then the cross-footed cross

It was a view to behold, the ultimate showboater at his prime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPndlYBpXNo&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Another one is the famous Dennis Bergkamp Vs Newcastle
That was HEAVEN!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zklt914QNYE&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Hannibal:
Thats your opinion. . . . .but after speaking to a dozen of married men, i can conclude thus.

Couldn't buy so much today. . . . . . ma debit card went ZING ZING ZING!!!!

How many did you get?
Most of 'em shoulda gone cheaper with time na

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522489#msg2522489 date=1216341918]Married sex is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than premarital. The guy is yours, no hiding, no illegality, and you know you have all the time in the world because no one is disturbing you. I mean, it has gotta be the most fulfilling feeling on earth.[/quote]Which hiding?
Who wants to take your chic from you? C'mon give a better point jare

Hannibal:
I agree both have to work together but the woman must do a bit more because so much emphasis is on her.
Breast feeding, pregnancy and all that schitzo. . . . . .It ain't easy.
Women should eat less and keep in shape

C'est Finis!!!!

How many albums so far?

Queenisha:
like you guys don't gain weight.
plus have your hair lines back to behind your ears
Is it because most women tell you it doesn't matter.
Now hear the truth
It does.
When your hair lines receed and your nose hairs start sticking out, you look different

Yeah . . . you're talking about depreciation in assets?

Stop cracking me up abeg

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522379#msg2522379 date=1216339876]@ Eldee, when I gained 300 pounds? Is that why you deserted me for HER?
Oh, is this what we have come to? [/quote]Nah . . . you're still milk jare

@topic
Moral lesson of the story - Divorce when she's gained 70 pounds, so she doesn't tell you to carry her

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=6372.msg2520565#msg2520565 date=1216313309]@eldee
I am also confused as well.I do disagree with you he was lacklustre in Blueprint 2 anyone who listens to Jay will be quick to tell you he watered down a bit in that album but it was still a good one

Why did you post out verse 2 of the song why didnt you put verse 3 was verse 3 weak too?besides whats wrong with that verse you can't tell me that didnt make sense[/quote]Jay Z was lacklusture on Blueprint 2? C'mon man!!!
The Curse was Jay Z at his angriest . . . ever!!!
All 'em Takeover times he was just having a laugh . . . You can't put them on the same level
KIngdom come is Hov's laziest album EVER!!! The famous guest appearances couldn't cover it up

I put up Lost Ones because it's the best song on the album
I couldn't post Verse 3 cus that was some personal shit from him

And tell you what's wrong with the verse two?
He was spitting 'English' . . . he was doing what Lil Wayne coulda done

HNIC:
Way to go Vicade,
Don't mind all the haters.
They call it DELUSION, We call it LOYALTY.
They find it outrageous that a team that hasn't won anything for 3 seasons still has lots of fans.
But we all know that it's only a matter of time before the winning period returns.
The RED and WHITE ARMY will keep marching on

That's the part they'll never understand
How many times have you come here to see 'em sayin 'Does this thread still exist?'
This season, when Mumurinho left, the Chelski thread truned to 'Hang out with Somze and Ibime'

We've seen our all-time top scorer, our midfield generals and 4 draws in a row, and we're still here
It annoys them