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DeepZone:
Ouuuch!!! You are not only a JEW man but a paedophile. Pataki and Hannibal are better b/c they are only Jew men.

Sharrap dia  
Where I come from, 18-year olds are adults
You call me a perv? what of you 16-year-old slave husband, the one you pay to wash your undies

Hannibal:
Touche. . . . .

In Nas' words . . . .
DO: get a yes confirmation before penetration or u wind up in a police station/
DON'T: get with no young chic and hit it. . . She PG-13, you rated R, she not permitted.

Or in Fiddy's words 'I like 'em young but not like Kels'

@topic
A Jew Man is either impotent or just daft
Especially the ones that obey rules like the one-month-probation rule . . .

There's only one reason to go a whole month in a relationship without doing nuffin
Only when the chic is 17 years 11 months old

Hannibal:
You can add mid-life crisis to your list.

Hehehe . . . yeah, that phase is characterized by extreme hate for men

michelin89:
@ topic

Freedom (freedom)
Freedom (freedom)
Freedom
Yeah Freedom!

Lonely?
Suicidal?
Middle-aged spinsterhood truama?

Hannibal:
Nigerians are yet to match the Columbine high school massacre.

I'm still waiting for the Olawale that will do the Fritzl
C'mon . . . locking your daughter and raping her till she gives birth to seven kids for you
That's a record low

davidylan:
All these nonsensical desperation to find something "muslim" in mundane issues. Kaka is no doubt the best footballer on the planet, he openly acknowledges his christian faith . . . i havent seen christians the world over gushing and making silly threads everywhere to announce the irrelevant.

This is nothing but the hallmark of those insecure in their own beliefs.

It's not like I'm trying to be insultive or sumn, but I think that highlighted sentence was/is totally irrelevant to this topic
This is someone that is just pointing out the effect a footballer has made on his soceity and you take it as insecurity?

Why does it have to be an issue? Because it's religion?
The poster just did sumn a ghetto-kid will do if Jay-Jay builds five schools in his area

It's just about understanding other people's primary values, we all have to be tolerant with other people's beliefs
If you don't want to, it's not by force, skip to the next topic, it's a free world

@topic
Big ups to the dude . . . we need more people that'll be examples for young kids

@topic
Even if he didn't know before the marriage, it warrants a divorce if she still wants it
If it's sumone that lived her life with the get married-retire as a grandmum idea of success, there's definitely no use staying married
She'll most def not find happiness all her life if she plans to struggle all through the marriage. . . she has to settle down and figure out what's most important to her

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572503#msg2572503 date=1217289191]I wonder if the guy still wants to be with her. If he does, then he's a bigger fool. If he doesn't, he must be a dude who knows what it is to be committed.
Let her try and win him back. As long as she doesn't break his current relationship. I think she's very confused. If I can say, men are the greedy ones! chasing everything in skirt. keeping 59 girls at a time. Please![/quote]If he wanted her back, she won't be on nairaland begging us to get her husband back COMPLETELY
C'mon, it's just a shame, while a dude is prolly shagging a new catch, she's here using technology to console herself
It's that easy . . . if she comes back, he'll simply have to choose, two ladies at his mercy
What is class? Knowing you have the power and USING it
He'll prolly tell her to start 'Ekaro sir' every morning . . . it's sucks to be Eve

NOW you know I am #1 supporter of FWB    , I just love that thingy, Wished I knew who came up with such a thing oo, I will kiss them like I did that

Unlike you, I know a very classy hitman to look up to
Solomon . . . that guy's the model playa

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572458#msg2572458 date=1217288366]It's no truth!
El, you are testing me. [/quote]The truth is that she, like many other women, is just a greedy thing
Always thinking the grass is greener on the other side
As usual, turns out wrong, now she's selling her pride, and integrity to win the bloke back
A guy will only go back to his ex for two reasons _{BREAST IMPLANTS}  

I didn't tell C2MB anything and we all know why they stare at you when we go out. It's because of that gigantic mole on the left side of your cheek with hairs hanging out. They just can't get enough of that. But you know i don't mind it. . . . mole and all.

The same mole that had you boasting to your friends bout me

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572383#msg2572383 date=1217287298]El, do NOT make me slap that sentence back into your mouth. Don't see it from that view jooooooO! [/quote]It's just the truth!!!

Hannibal:
Never under-estimate me eagle eyez!!!!

Here I was buying the whole sympathy robe she was wearing
I know the guy'll know more than to take her back, after all, she's only a pick in the litter

@Eldee, I am NOT at all worried for you, I know my girl J, have you under Heavy management, So you are allowed to spew all that thrash here, Afterall, it's Nairaland, where a vagrant can be KING

Is that what she told you?
Ask her if she's safe when she sees 'em chics staring at me at the outings

Hannibal:
The classless one in this episode is the woman. . . . .Can u not see that fact??

Never even saw it from that view

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572261#msg2572261 date=1217285234]She's seen what? She did not look well jare. Every ex has a better version jare especially when it comes to guys. [/quote]But now she said she doesn't want the improved version
She's an adult, simple as that

Chat2MeBac:
Hey Hey brethren nothing is wrong with "seeing the light", I believe do at some pointed time in life. My concern here is for the guy, What if he goes back, how guarantee he is that she wont dump him again? I mean shit happens, and I do believe people change for the better,( although the majority does not).
With all due respect I empathise with the current girlfriend. Afterall, she was the one who was there when she dumped him, only to have nursed him back to emotional health for him to run off again, Men,

Hmmnnn . . . playing the reverse psychology card now

Love should never be based on pity, if the guy wants her back, he'll choose for himself
She'll find her perfect fit sumday

KarmaMod:
Kinda like terrorists?

Nah . . . those ones are different
Americans don't go there to kill anyone they see
If they see Osama today, the boys will be disillusioned and back in NY before you know it

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572218#msg2572218 date=1217284569]@ topic
Girl, give it up already. There are many fishes in the ocean. Move on.
No guy is worth that much effort.
The truth is that you will regret dumping him but trust me, there's a better one out there. The only problem is that it will be like finding a needle in a haystack.
You dumped him for a reason. Don't go back to your vomit.

C2MB, will you stop speaking my mind? Dang it! [/quote]

Chat2MeBac:
@poster,
Why do you want him back? There must have been a valid reason why he became your ex in the first place, No offense but you sound confuzzled, You dumped him, then you want him back, Take some out off from men and sort yourself out first before you ruin another person's life, All the best,

Why's u lot trying to send the prodigal son back to the pig sty?
She said she's seen it all, she wants him back, what's wrong with that?

She prolly wasn't thinking well when she left, she has now seen the light

KarmaMod:
That makes it right? as for being told that Hussesin did it. The whole world knows he didnt, how come John Smith is stupid enough to believe that crap

See this is why I said it's better to leave such shit to the rednecks. You don't even need to lie to them before they are ready to join a fight/war . Just say where and they'll be there

Nah . . . when you've been hit, you don't think with the rational part of your brain
When you see your fellow compatriots jumping from 20 floors up, you believe anything anyone says

They needed sumone to blame, the CIA told them 'IRAQ'
C'est finis

KarmaMod:
I see what you mean and I agree

as for 9/11. Lol wetin concern Hussein with that? :p

In every incident, the blame must be pushed to sumone
When the student went arround shooting the US, and commited suicide, they had to blame his parents

That's the same with 9/11, the Arabs just had to suffer for the angst of the families
The John Smith that goes to war has been told that Hussein caused it, it's not his fault

KarmaMod:
How is it a new argument? If anything that other than thinking about the family he/she is leaving behind, those are the kind of things they should consider IF they even come back alive.

It depends on how you're brought up
The way you grow up forms your mindset, your values and stuffs like that
Some are ready to die for their family, some for religion, some for just bravery

What might be driving him might be different from that of the next soldier
What if his mum died in 9/11?

KarmaMod:
Seriously they really DONT take care of these people.

You'd think the fact that these people go off putting their lives on the line, IF they are able to come back they'd be treated to "good living"

Hardly ever. They just give them a wheelchair to roam around while tthey beg for daily food. Generic medication for nightmares and mental problems.

The shelters n ko? The retirement homes? Low grade garbage. The ones that get to be in decent homes, are the ones who have children rich enough to provide such for their parents while they die from dementia.

Let's not even get into the ones who are messed up so bad from the govt testing out all sorts of crap on them like they're guinea pigs.

The whole situation is pathetic.

That's a whole new argument

Everyone has his primary values
Some things he's ready to die for
I'll just make sure she watches Tom Cruise' 'Born on The 4th of July'
If she's ready, who am I to stop her

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If she believes in the war, why not?
She's prolly trying to be a 'Hero' . . .

dudu19:
What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the mess should i get married?

I feel your pain, the heart of a woman might be desperately wicked
Get a good lawyer, fight for child custody . . . you'll be better off

syren:
You seem very pessimistic, thinking of cheating, what of all the good that comes with it that's if you find the right person of course.

When you get home insurance, you're not hoping the house burns down, are you?

Ever noticed that the average Brit four-year old displays self confidence, compared to the Nigerian kid
'Spare the rod??'Nah . . . Caning is just a punishment for animals

The worst part of sum teachers don't know that it is entirely wrong to punish a kid while you're still angry
Sometimes it gets as bad as greivious bodily harm

ritchboy:
this just proves u don't have a clue! blue print 2, dynasty, and volume 2 are jay z's worst albums.

I'll do you a favour and let you deny what you just posted
Blueprint 2?? Then what made him say 'Ether made me stronger?'
Please refrain from posting blasphemy on this thread . . . my dayzz

ritchboy:
needless? meaning what exactly?
rushed? the black album was released in 03, kingdom come dropped in 06. a 'little' 3 year gap. it was RUSHED indeed
lacked lyrical nous? i don't even need to elaborate. . . it is literally IMPOSSIBLE for a JAY Z album to 'lack lyrical nous'.

now what did i tell u about sticking to footie?

Now you've lost it, see . . . After Kingdom Come, he retired from making albums

From 2003 to 2005, JayZ was on countless other projects
He had Collision Course with Linkin Park, toured the whole world with R Kelly
Even in October 2005, he did the I Declare War thing wiv Nas

In an interview with Sway, hov said it clearly that he was not going to come back, and this was March 2006
In my own opinion, it might have been made in three months
You counting those years means you don't even know what you're spitting . . . simple!!!

Hannibal:
Let him do what he needs to do . . . . .
Please come back n give us the details after "dealing" with her.

Some women are so selfish
'Don't date me, don't date my friend, don't date my cousin, don't date my cousin's friend's younger sister'
At the end of the day, the whole of London is booked up.

onyinye2:
I think dude needs to hold up wait a minute, take a sec and get back in it. Tell dude that it is over oka. No need holding on to old memories. There are plenty of other women more deserving of his time and love. Oka when you said "deal with her" i hope he never thinks of getting physical or goes into stalking mode. But on the real, he needs to let her go and move on because i understand that he is hurt but everyone gets hurt one time or another. But as grown people you gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself off.

Oi . . . what did the guy do wrong?
He's moving on, he's just getting off at the next stop

What's with the hurt this, hurt that . . . abeg her friend id not blind

onyinye2:
Back again with the faulty mathmatics.

See who's talking about maths, u don't even know the basic definitions

Probability mean ALL FACTORS BEING EQUAL . . . so, so and so will happen
But they're usually close to the given value

There might be ten, seven or even one but it's still a low probability

Hannibal:
Orphans??  Whose kids??

The ones you and your husband have.

The term ''FAITHFUL" is relative to both gender.

C'est finis

ibkaye:
I feel you on this one, I also do not agree with it but I can now see their reason behind it
Hahahahahaha! I feel you also, their reasons behind it I understand, I guess life just isn't fair, they are trying to help these girls but in a way they are also hurting them, funny

Yeah but it's true nah . . . when in Rome, become roman
That's their own way of stopping the rate of out-of-wedlock kids arround

Hannibal:
Marrying them off according to the laws of the land is actually something they celebrate.
It's better than having the kids stoned to death via Sharia.

Abi ooh . . . at least they don't have fatherless kids around

@michelin
Ironically true
The ends justifies the means
You can't place a fee on your kids safety and future happiness
Wish they just married kids to their boyfriends here and forbade divorce

Hannibal:
Thats just an act of wickedness. . . . I don't dig slow poison/slow death.

Shooting the girl is ideal . . . . You don't want a witness, do u?
A careless word mentioned in her state of drunkeness could land u a jail sentence.

Nah . . . when there's still life there's still hope
When you shoot him, you ended his life, his hopes and his dreams too
And what of the orphans you'll be training alone?

Hannibal:
Remember these kids are between the ages of 9-14.
Are u saying a girl of 10 knows what to look for in a husband??
Their parents cannot let em choose themselves because they are too young. . . . .and they won't let em wait till age 20+ because they are petrified the kids would give in to their sexual urges by then.
It's a swirl for these Islamic parents in the North. . . . .I cannot blame them.

Yeah if you step into their shoes, it's kinda true
They live in a soceity where sumone can be stoned to death for fornication/adultery
They live in a country that has among the highest number of HIV cases in the world
Marrying them off as early as 17 gives them the assurance that these kids are safe

They don't want 'em stoned naked

michelin89:
Why should she? I haven't even told you why i want you here.

Trust me, she won't wait to find out
Picture us as Mr and Mrs Smith

michellin: You this guy---you know more than you say!

Nah . . . It's just bout the children
If all African-American women did just that, we'll have more Obamas in the US
But nah . . . women make anger take decisions for them

Hannibal:
Did i say that??

I said shooting the 2 of em is the best option. . . . .I didn't mean SHOOT to kill.
One bullet each on their knee-caps would just make them uncomfy for a while.
Is that your definition of MURDER??

Purrfect. . . now u're talking
Why let him just die like that? that's just a hero's death
What happened to that good ol' revenge served with coleslaw and cold beef meal