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@topic
And the housegirl? Pay her off . . .
Why? She's been a good worker and you feel she needs a good break
C'est fini

@Hannibal
Weren't you the one saying she should kill them with a gun?
She's going for the manslaughter option, u suggested murder

michelin89:
So passional. Eldee I want you at my crib tonight!

Nah . . . I've got my own crib, wiv my own wifey
I don't want J-girl to shoot you

Walk out quickly before you do sumn irrational, like stabbing him
Talk to sumone . . . a shrink or sumn
Get him to come for marriage counselling with you, just to see why he did it
See if you can still manage to live with the fact that he's a rapist and prolly a perv

If yes . . . good, if not . . . just poison his food

The most emotion-controlling album of all time: Nas' Godson

Just a Moment - Nas . . . If this don't move you, your surname must be Bin Laden
Hope - Twista ft Cee-Lo . . . 'I wish that we only saw good news every time we look at CNN'

Life For Rent - Dido . . . I know the song was proper sad, I just couldn't relate to it
The Prayer (II-V) - DMX . . .
Lord Give Me A Sign - DMX . . . 'I'm a big boy now but I'm still not grown'

Hannibal:
I agree with u 100%.
However, so many girls are ready to move in with guys as soon as the relationship hits 5 days. . . . .
You know the drill. . . . .deliberately forgetting personal effects till they eventually move in permanently.
I don't think girls in the UK worry about courtship after proposal or pre-proposal. Anything goes on this island.

Those cases are difficult ooh
Especially when they hear the question 'Your apartment or mine?', they think it's a proposal
The next day, you see them asking to use the washing machine . . .
The most annoying part is when they start cooking . . . no win situation

Thank goodness UK chics don't care bout all those things . . . An I love you call will do

@topic
Finally, my 'I'm kind of seeing this guy' theory has been brought up
That stage is just the dating stage

Courtship is a totally different stage
Changes with the environment, here in the UK, it's sometimes the 'moving in together' stage
But there's always a spoken commitment . . . and maybe a ring

Bamsyle:
El, even Em can't mess around with Tupac's babies - Outlaws
Then come back and tell me Em stole the show. Which show?

If you look at my post you'll see where I said the Outlawz verse was top-draw

Bamsyle:
You're completely wrong dawg.
Em did a song with a dead man. So he had to give his best.

Even if Pac were alive, he wouldn't have changed the verse

Check out those words from Pac in bold print.

Then come back and tell me Em's 'There will never be another me' ish is better than all that.

C'mon 'They can search but they'll never find, they can try to rewind time'
So because he didn't come to say 'Keep your families in shape' you say his verse wasn't heavy?
While Pac was saying 'Remember this face save me a space in Thugz mansion', Biggie was saying 'When I die I wanna go to hell'
Tell me who dropped the better album?
Look at Kanye Vs Jay Z on Diamonds from Sierra Leone Remix . . . Science doesn't always win

Because Pac was conscious don't mean shit . . . the ending part of the first verse coulda come from Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton for all I care
I'm telling you, posting Em's lyrics never justifies him enough, that line is the best way to spend one minute
C'mon . . . gimme your i-tunes email ad . . . I'll send it to you again

Bamsyle:
^{*Wags fingers at Eldee and says "Be careful. Don't lose your 'legendary' status with me o"*}

Hehehe . . . There will never be another me

@Bamsyle et Uche2nna
By now you should know Em can kill anybody on their own shit . . . ask JayZ, DMX, 50 Cent . . . and countless other victims
He's has the lyrical pace of Cannibus and that rhythmic touch to it

If not for the third verse on that song, it'll be a forgotten case
But Em was hotter than Pac . . . one that song

But I know, that I will always continue to grow,
As long as I lead and never follow no one else's shadow
There will never be another me
And that I can guarantee
Thats why the mess I remain sucker free to this day
The game will never be the same
No matter how much fame or success they attain
There will never be another me
And no matter what they do
There will never be another you
You can search but you'll never find
You can try to rewind time
But in your hearts and your minds
We will never die
We are forever alive
And we continue growing,

Those lines will still remain some of the dopest in hiphop
It was like daylight robbery, that was the climax of the song

In about one minute
1) Denied being a gangster
2) Accepted there's nothing wrong with creating the image
3) Showed s that he's not a follower
4) Gave us one of the best lines in hiphop 'There will never be another me'


Warning: Never feature Shady on your song, he'll steal it

@topic
Dear Mama
Changes
One Day At A Time although Em stole the show on this one

DAISYBABY:
I caught my ex-boyfriend with another girl after 6 years of relationship and because of the i broke up with him, but after some time he started calling and begging me to forgive him and come back to him, infact he is now asking my hand in marriage.
But the problem now is that iam in love with another guy who has already proposed marriage to me, and now i don't know whom to marry.
[b]Should i go ahead and marry my ex-lover whom i have known for years or to marry the new guy?[/b]WHAT DO YOU THINKS?

Hmmn . . . let me look into my crystal ball

Oh . . . let's see, choose the ex-lover . . . No questions, the oracle has spoken
Shioor

HCH3COO:
Lol Eldee you no well o. your picture na die.

Lol . . . na so we see am ooh

@topic
One Step At A time ---------Jordin Sparks _{Off goes Hero as my ringtone}

24 Theme Tune  

Aaron Carter ------- Real Good Time
[size=1pt]Oi don't shoot me, that's what you get when you steal a 15year old's i-pod[/size]

Pataki:
Am a Flaming Proud Egba Boy.

Propose on the rock? Well. . . . . we have lift now, so I could do my thing on the lift.

Lift?? what of that Ogun priest that used to be there?
Na wa ooh

Hannibal:
@ Eldee,

When is The Game's album coming out again?
Thunk it was due this month or something. . . . .
Is Oz on UK Itunes??

Anyways, just found out Oz is now on itunes.
I am downloading already.

You know Make The World Go Round is his song
He gave Nas cus the album release was postponed
We're definitely not seeing it anytime soon

@topic
Ionno

Bad Day ------- Daniel Powter
Sweet About Me ------- Gabriella Cilmi

Pataki:
The name strikes though.

Are you from Abeoukuta too?? ??
Don't tell me you'll propose on Olumo Rock too??

Pataki:
Who was/is the Abeokuta chic?

Hmmn . . . sum Funke Lawson or sumn
She said if it were to be in Naija, it woulda been Olumo Rock
I just took the easier option, hmmn I don't want to go mountain scaling

Hannibal:
Eldee, are u sure there is no "option d" thats says ALL OF THE ABOVE??

Hmmn  . . . sorry, it's two of three

KarmaMod:
shut up. I'm not advocating middle men. Olodo

Just saying alot of how they react to relationships is based on how they are raised so stop bitching about them. Just tell them what YOU wnat

Same people that will come back crying that Naija girls are becoming too 'westernized". cunfused loons

Don't let me go quoting you ooh
You were saying sumn bout people been imported and forgetting traditions

Sounding like sum grumpy old granny

stillwater:
Kiss my

a) Lips
b) Fore head
c) Boobs

It's going to be a really difficult choice for Hannibal ooh

Hannibal:
I was told about this middleman-thingy too. . . . .  .Heard to score any chic in em days, u need a middleman.
How are we sure middlemen weren't doing what i should be doing?? . . . . .and what about the time-delay in the communication.
It will def'ly take forever to set up a date and if the middleman falls sick or dies. . . . .You have lost the chic, innit??

Yeah . . . that's the set of tradition TOH is advocating
Then you'll see me going to meet Islander because I want to ask J-girl out
Meanwhile Mrs Middleperson is head over heels over me
It's just wahala jare

Hannibal:
Don't deny this, bruv!!!
I know u are not ready to walk the aisle yet. . . . . but don't deny u never proposed to that Ibadan chic.

Get your facts right hombre
She was an Abeokuta chic . . . and it was at The Eye

ogrebuga:
BARAWO!!!

Sharrap dia . . .
infact, why am I disturbing myself
I'll just wait till everyone goes

We're meant to be discussing ways of hitting the target!!!

Chei . . . I have decided to use my moderator powers to delete 18 posts from this thread

Some posts are totally offtopic especially from post 99 down
I'm sorry but it's my job

_{@Wyslen
What's the mode of payment?
Itunes or Direct debit}

KarmaMod:
What the hell is Alarina?

If you as the guy expect the girl to be exclusive to you from day 1, done be surprised if she thinks it's going to take it to the future.

In other words, both sexes shouldnt be expecting anything until you know it's what you both wnat

as for dropping traditions, tell that to the families of these people.

'Alarina' means middleman
If we want to stick with those traditions, we might as well have middlemen instead of going on dates

Exactly 'Don't expect anything at the begining'
It's a different case with some ladies

Hannibal:
This is what i keep saying about women. . . . .You never know with them.
The other day, a babe insisted Eldee must take her to Trafalgar square to propose or NUTHING in the height of summer.
You need to see the number of cameras snapping at a blushing Eldee.

Lol . . . Eldee blushing?? Nah
Are you sure it's not sumone else you saw?

Eldee's not ready to commit now ooh

@Chat2mebac
Love conquers all ooh
You can't break what I share with Jess . . .
She's in the kitchen cooking for me now sef

Let me go blow her another kiss again

KarmaMod:
Eldee while i agree with some points, you can't exactly blame just the women

Fine not every relationship is going to end in mariage. Obviously but don't give the girl false HOPE.

You can't deny there are some guys that few days into the relationship they are going around screaming "Iyawo mi" blah blah, if you;re going to be saying such rubbish so early why be surprised if she too goes around claiming husband after 2 dates?

Also I don't think any guy who doesnt believe the current relationshop is solide/worth it should be asking for the girl to be exclusive with them.

Of course you have to keep in mind that no matter what country you;re in , you're still Nigerians. These girls are Nigerians. Most with Naija parents. Naija mentality. No parent wnats to hear their daughter say "oh im just seeing some dude", they want to hear that it's serious, it's concrete, it's going somewhere

I really depise the fact that because some people have been smuggled aboard they fail to realize what we still have traditions that follow us. It's like you don't even try to put any effort into understanding what these girls have to go through and why they think the way they do. blah blah the girls in blah blah do blah blah. Who gives a shit? If you have a problem with how they deal with certain situation, talk to them about it insread of just having outright disdain for them on the onset because of how they were raised

We can't blame them entirely . . . TRUE!!!
But they push the thing too much most times
How can a one date mean ENGAGEMENT??


Hmnn . . . I agree with totally with the second half of your post
But come to think of it, if we're to fully follow these traditions you upholding, unmarried couples need to be with an 'Alarina'
Yes or No?
The world is advancing, we have to drop some traditions

Hannibal:
Don't blame her. . . . . .She maybe love-starved.

I love paying via cards. . . . . I am too careless with cash.
What are the disadvantages of credit cards??  Eldee, u seem to know the nitty gritty of dating.
Are u a sexpert?

Nah . . . I heard of a guy that came to London on hols
When he was on a date wiv some chic, he brought out his Oystercard, T-mobile paycard and every other plastic card he could get
This dude was just a driver and see the fools running around him.

El, do u knw any mamaput joint in any London Borough??
Stilly seems to be feen ;Ding ponmo n bokoto??

Hmmn . . . try Mama Calabar at Wembley or sumn
But are you sure you don't wanna go Nandos or sumn?

onyinye2:
oka watever eldee. we are not marriage obsessed. we just don't want to waste our time with some fool who can barely tell the difference from left to right. so just because a lady might think ahead where the relationship might go as in marriage doesn't mean she is obsessed with it.

So now he's a fool because he's not ready to commit?
Hmmn . . . Naija women sef!!!

Are there no more forward thinking men who still have some things to take care of, say sumn like, A CAREER!!!


@Sisikill
Funny but abso-fucking-lutely on point

Hannibal:
In Nigeria, once u go on a date with a chic, she has seen herself as your girlfriend. No frills, no thrills.
The only way she won't be down for this is if u don't drive a car or there is no loose cash.

Hmmn . . . I'm taking notes

The other day, I saw a thread, sum bloke just told a returning colleague 'I miss you'
The next day, she was sending him billions of lovetexts
Also, Never use credit cards

Hannibal:

Nigerian chics like double-promotion.
Take em to Mr Biggs and u are half-married to them.
Call em the next day and they are calling u "daddy" already. . . . .
By the time u spell ALEX FERGUSON, they have told their parents u are the fiance.

It's not easy ooh . . . some guys are now using the 'anti-Nandos campaign'
Take 'em to KFC or Mc Diddy's instead . . . it never feels like a real date
It stops their pro-nubital bells for sparking

stillwater:
It's not a matter of knowing we'll get married/ throwing marriage at every single discussion, let's not confuse ourselves, the future's not certain, it's about having an idea of what you want in a man and anyone that does not have majority of what I want is a goner to me, no two ways about that.

Potential suitors . . . that's what you said
IMO, i'm disputing the fact that every relationship you go into should lead to marriage

Chat2MeBac:
Rofl, tried that too. Let's just say "he wasnt man enough for moi"
On the brighter side, if you are willing to be on your beck an call, then ah wey yo ah wait fa

So you want to steal me from you twin
She must hear this ooh

Chat2MeBac:
@topic
Communication Rocks!! Make sure both parties are clear from the beginning what the relationship entails. The problem here is that, Men more than women, like to have their cake and eat it too.  For those type of situations, I strongly recommend "open relationships" And contrary to popular belief, they do work,

Don't dare me . . . I'll take you to Nandos three times and we'll be engaged

stillwater:
Not necessarily a "we must marry" mentality, it's a matter of knowing what you want and going to get it. I would not entangle myself with people with no plans for the future. As I said earlier, total waste of my time.

You can't go out with me for two weeks and know we'll get married
You decide AFTER, not before the relationship starts

What happened to taking one step at a time?

Hannibal:
Only Africans have this mentality. . . . .
A white chic has a chart of how many guys she must shag before she gets married. . . . . .
They know the relationship is a dead end right from start so no strings attached. . . . When she's choked, she moves on and find anutha geezer!

Exactly, know what you want, even if it's just a placeholder . . .
It's only our african women that feel every dude that takes 'em to Mr Biggs three times is Mr Right
I've never seen a country so marriage obsessed . . . my daizzz

I thought relationships always start with 'Let's see where we can go with this' before 'Let's take it to the next level'

@topic
Exactly my sentiments
If you go into every relationship with the aim of getting married, what happens when you see that u're not made for each other?
This we must marry mentality is the reason why people commit suicides after break-ups

I love this

resident unarmed robber

tkb417:
@Hannibal

Hunter is good but how are you sure he would be an HIT. Remember Forlan?
we cannot afford to get it wrong. besides, we need a brilliant footballer that can disgrace the Bayerns and Barcas of this world.

His excesses can be curbed by SAF. If SAF can tame Rooney and the irritable CR7, then Berba wont be a rocket science for SAF.

Divino and Rooney were 19 year olds, their problem was just their age
Just like Viera, they outgrew it and got responsible

Berbatov is different, he's in his late 20s, he'll still be the Le Sulk when Rooney-Tevez are chosen ahead of him
IMO Le Scum does not need a 24mil striker now

@poster
It's ADULTHOOD not adultery

And this is the ROMANCE section for heaven's sake