₦airaland Forum

tubabie:
Branson's daughter se?

Nah . . . she's Nigerian.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Would u like 2 see my passport?[/color]

Hehehe . . . erm, nah, I dare you to show it to Immigration

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Me abi? [/color]

Erm . . . is your dad the CEO of an international airline??

I didn't know who she was till I googled her dad's name.
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!

nike4luv:
berra dont sign your life away!

Hehehe . . . I'm not giving autographs for a week.

nike4luv:
your mind!!!!

Maynne . . . that's my life maynne. . . it's stressful being me.

Don't you just hate it when you step out of the house and everyone wants your autograph?? ??

nike4luv:
what a lyric ruiner

WTF!!! I didn't even see that before.
I don't wanna be intimate with anyone . . . dude needs to chill man

I see you winding and grinding up on that floor
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna f**k you, you already know
I wanna f**k you, you already know

He was a true gentleman and someone that had dreams for Nigeria.
But at the end of the day he was the most incompetent leader Nigeria ever had.

He was not strong enough to control his own family and aides, that's weakness.
He probably had a conscience, tried as much as possible to use his own moral values to govern Nigeria.
Being a bad leader is not a sin, it's a weakness.

A good human being, a bad leader. . .
RIP . . . may your dreams for Nigeria come to pass.

AHH!!! Isn't this what guys lived on in boarding schools where stoves were banned??
Indomie is a bad-ass delicacy maynne . . .

@justkunmi
Nah, she's dead . . . just saw it again.
If she's not dead I owe you a beer.

justkunmi:
Jack has to die o,  He has killed too many people in his lifetime. . .!
He is the only person left from Seaaon 1. .haba!

And unlike what you all think,  I do not think Dana Walsh is dead.
Jack only shot her around the shoulder area. I'm so sure he just shot her to immobilise her. .

Let's see how Ep21 goes. .

WHAT!!!!!!
Now I'm going back to watch it again. . . na wa oooh.

bluespice:
why do you think so?

I expected it to reach the level of Band of Brothers and Saving Private Ryan . . . now I'm going back to movies.
At least one disappointing movie is only two hours.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Shhhh pple r not meant 2 know it's secret. . . [/color]

I promise not to tell anyone that Nike4luv just lied about her b'dae.

I want to do I review of Nine.

Could you guys leave time for us to see the movies, doing a review the week it comes out is hard for guys like me abeg.

bluespice:
over rated, it is.

That's another name for The Pacific.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]nike b-day scammer. . .teehee [/color]

Chei!!!!

@Chamo
I know you're still angry that I shagged your ex . . . bt come on man,  you can't start trying to scam me now maynne.
But Bimpe was really good though, I've gotta give that to you.

nike4luv:
ive been in my room! u never knocked! those papers are looming! ebay addicts eh! its me baiday o, so y'al berra be ebay ready  

@ op ah ah ah im soo hard

It's your b'dae?? How old are you now??

nike4luv:
LOOK AT U! shame @ eldee, i gave you my love, my heaart, my,  and am not worth it! kmt! u can take the couch tonight!!


my fingers need a break from bbm! time to disable ye old bbm

There are only two things I love more than you in this world . . . money and over-18 chics

@topic
I should bid for a shredder on E-bay

chamotex:
Send it to my postcode fam . . . I've got a shredder

Barawo!!! Send you shredder to my house so I can do it easily.

nike4luv:
why throw it if you can divert the expenses to me! i love u!!!

@ op. i love eldee

Hehehe . . . Baybee, you're a whole new ebay on your own.
The only difference is that you don't auction and it's free delivery to your house.

I love you hun . . . but I love money more

luizworld:
eldee your not the only bro,  i used to be an  conc addict of ebay till a frnd of mine got his account hacked.
but am still used to it tho   I no longer carry it anywhere am go in in order to  avoid d temptation of using it

I had this same problem about two years ago, my friends had to take my cards off me.
And now I just wanted to get one B'day gift for a friend and I'm addicted again.

I think we should form an E-bay Addicts Anonymous

Could someone please help me shred my credit card??
In one week I've become the E-bay addict I always dreaded.

Three pairs of Vans, one painting, three books, a T.M Lewin shirt that's too short, a stupid DVD box set about wildlife . . . still leading on two flipflops and a camcorder.

Maynne . . . I need to throw my credit card into the Thames to stop this.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=441132.msg6018758#msg6018758 date=1273269112]is it just me, but jesse was terrible on that song [/quote]He wasn't terrible, I think he just lost steam towards the end.
If he'd continued the way he started on it, and put in some vocal effects, it woulda bin perfect.

kaydee:
@ Eldee

A Mugu just for a year and a Mumu for life ever, U see,there's hope for me but U're hopeless!!!!

U(Honestly U're the last of your kind) exist to make Abdul Mutallab look like a Genius

@Nairalanders
I hereby present to you the poster-boy of the 'Use an Original Condom' Campaign!!!

Thanks man . . . I hereby lift my ban.

Ice Prince don start with him Terry Tha Rapman syndrome again.
I hate it when he says he's the next best after M.I.

You don't say that as a Choc Boy, you're the best in your own right.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=189393.msg6018681#msg6018681 date=1273267982]yeah right,u will drag me into it wnt u [/quote]Never . . . it's my job to expose his idiocy, it's your job to gimme the Jesse Jags album.
Now if you want to laugh as he keeps making himself look stupid, you're free.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=189393.msg6018617#msg6018617 date=1273267044]now this getting annoying and GAY

kaydee et eldee wtf?[/quote]No off-topics abeg . . .

Come on man, you have to admit, omo yen go.
You know I'm allergic to idiocy, it's something we have in common.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=441132.msg6018564#msg6018564 date=1273266395]oloshi ni e o

him dan ans allthe peeps paying attention to nuttin
http://www.4shared.com/audio/SfHhO0dg/Saucekid_-_nuttin_mixdown.html[/quote]So I say make you gimme Jesse ft M.I na Suacekid you dey post.

I hereby decree that there shall be no more posts from any male artist that has long hair and over 5 years of experience.

@Rhymestein
I apologise for ever calling you a an idiot . . . I actually thought I'd seen it all, and then I met Kaydee.
Chei . . . I swear I'm sorry, I don't even know what to say, just forgive me.
But seriously maynne, standing next to Kaydee, you're Albert Einstein.

kaydee:
U said Ofoka got smart!!! Lol,yes indeed and that's the truth about Mugu or Maga,they get smart.your case is irredeemable,

There is a big difference between a Mugu and a Mumu,one is permanent.We all fall Mugu once in a while but U're a Mumu of the highest order,infact U be the SI Unit of Mumu. Akindanidani,

Nothin fit wash your Mumu away,make them drown U inside Atlantic,your Mumu go still dey and it's contagious.I fear for pple around U.Yours is a chronic one.We have to wait for Jesus second coming to get U cured or U go still be Mumu for heaven,it's in both your body and your soul. U're the reason why those omobabas dey sing praise and worship.

Hehehe . . . so you're actually happy because your title is mugu not mumu?? What next?? You'll throw a party for winning??

WOW!!! You really do deserve this Mugu of the Year Award . . . Infact Nairaland is rooting for you.
You put a whole new definition to the word Mugu . . . infact I suggest that it be named The Kaydee Award for Excellence in Idiocy.

People like you only exist to make George Bush look smart . . .
Let's put your sorry life to good use and erm . . . maybe sue your parents for not aborting you when they had the chance.

When we ask our brother Saucekid, when him go give us album
He say na 2010
We don dey wait 2010 since then but now the waiting must end
Cus 2010 don gooooooooooo

Sound Sultan ft Java Jaji, Khanye East and Rhymestein