Hello y'all,

Please can anyone assist me with chinese phone software and services.

Please someone help!


Thanks

I bet Osuofia and Co, Mr IBU and Aki/Pawpaw will produce their own movies now lol

That's Naija for you, someone waits for someone else to do something and everybody joins the train in same!

Hope her movie is good sha

Good to know. Its good we have a decent way of relating with one another amidst  web freedom and anonymity.

Nice one!

pele! If u can get influence to the right quarters then 200M is a piece of cake

Hi Banom,

This is a very good news worthy of broadcast anywhere.

I urge you to start developing your human spirit with God's word

Col 3:16.

I advise you to go a church where God's word is taught in all sincerity.

Hey wait! Don't live with what people say about Christianity, find out for yourself what God's word says.

U can give me a call on 08098601093

Lol, this is some funny a$$ piece of crap!  

People won't have visions that will make their lives better, they will be seeing people in all sorts of places.
Is Obadare not a blind fellow? Or he gained his sight in hell?

Chai o!    

Most reasonable on this thread so far, Thumbs up!

Well, I think nairalanders should grow up, managing the freedom

of internet is usually a challenge to most nairalanders.

I really think guys should learn how to present their criticism in

a simple manner since we can't see the person we are replying

on the other end.

so which of u guys came to test my contact form with ASDF as email and text. you try well well

Nigerians like it the hard way u know.

Just learn ur basics and explore whatever options you have.

Hope u guys have seen my own site

Flash site,

www.sbitz.com

I've been on google chrome for like one year now and I must say its the bommmmb!!!


Opera is annoying and Firefox is good enough

Hi Justwise and Co,

I agree that my mode of presentation on this particular subject is poor,

I really do agree but then the stuff itself is real.

Erico2k2,

We work directly with School marketers, not all the schools in Uk though but we have specific ones we work with.

BTW payment for school fees is into the school's direct account and not into my account or any of phoney accounts.

We have about 15 people there already, processing three people at the moment.

BTW the statement of Account thing which poses as a bulwark most of the times is handled in a systematic manner,

that's why I said anyone who's interested should send me a mail.

FYI I am not begging anyone at alllll.

So for those of you who think criticism is all about insults grow up abeg.

@Miz4oxley,

Our own packaging is not like that, if we can't handle it, we tell you right there and then.

Someone called yesterday and was begging for us to do it the back dating level (because he had started already)

but we disagreed since our integrity is at stake with the schools we have contract with.

We do just UK schools. Finito!!!

Hi,

Sorry about the robbery but I think you 've got to do better than posting just pictures of the car.

I mean, we need details like engine number, chassis number since the car is not yet registered with a number plate.

It's with these details that the police can track down your car if they are willing to do so( trust me they can if they want to).

So provide such details since there are many Toyota Camries with this same colours.

All the best man

Ow! Too Bad.


May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

I feel even worse that He dint have the opportunity to do something with his knowledge.

I know he must have made a move but----------

Make una no vex o, we wey no too fine u know

How we go do na?


ewoooo my profile o

Hi Ahonai,

By palavas of bank statement

I mean we have a way to handle it to meet the requirement ok, its not illegal in anyway

but I would rather not spill it here on a public forum.

Send me a mail then I can explain properly ok.


Hi MrCackles and Justwise,

Top of the morning to you two.

I beg you in the name of God not to insult me, ehn! Those who know me in here (Nairaland) can testify ok.

I agree that the info i provided earlier on this matter is kinda skeletal but real anyways.

Let me put this way, we have deals with schools in the UK ok! Its left for you to believe or leave it,

afterall dem no dey beg person to travel abroad (no be by force)

I can't explain everything here on this board but working on a website for all the proper information ok.

Like I said earlier don't insult people when u are not clear on a matter, learn from Ahonai ok.

My email address is up there and is my real email, you can ask Seun about the email add if feel like it.

BTW, that I'm not returning your gesture doesn't mean, make I leave matter first

hi Ahonai,

Wetin Happen? I'm not scam if that's what you are thinking ok.

Let me break it down well.

We got quite some deals from schools abroad (in the UK) and the other palavas of bank statement and others are pieces of cake.

Some of our clients are leaving this november for the UK and we 've sent some already.

i'm still working on our office website that's why I left out any corporate details.


BTW if anyone needs help with Ukrainian embassy its a piece of cake.

***** Also if you want to travel to South Africa for Tourism or fo the WORLD CUP, buzz me with same mail***

Meeeennnnn, Nigerians are skillful and crazy

A man worked into my office today and begged for money stating that he's an epileptic patient.

everybody ignored him and b4 u know wetin dey happen; Gbaaa!!! for ground. He just fell on the floor and

started convulsing with foam in his mouth.

Dammmn! He did this for like 5mins and later sat up only for him to continue begging.

I just wanna know if anyone has witnessed such before.

**** Naija sabi act o abeg! kai!

Hi everyone,

If you want a UK VISA for UK SCHOOL without hassles just send me a mail elgaxton at gmail.com

NIGERIANS NA WA!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
cover.

When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

Dearest brothers and sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.


On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.


Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it.

Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.

Your loving sister,

Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL

That Babe Nkenna aint tryin at all.

She doesn't represent a nigeria lady

She doesn't rep a christian

she aint trying abeg

Tinuadeoo1 has said it all

Maybe the guy fine pass u well well ( just to put it politely- U know)

Pele o!!! Just fashy the guy sha

@Still water,

Those legz na him dem dey call:

Nzogbu nzogbu -- Enyimba enyi!

@Sweetpie23,

How do u ensure ur fiance abi na finance does not keep female friends

u dey use ?

@POster

Pls tell ur cousin to watch Brown Sugar

by Taye Diggs and Sana Lattan.

Something must happen to her after that movie trust me ;d

Chelsea for Life.

Arsenal lives in past glory,when we used to, when we won, etc etc.

Chelsea no shaking guys! Broke Arsenal dey dia dey buy cubs up and down

Hey hey hey!!!

How come most pple on this forum are so backward and negative? Is it that we don't know that are Airport will reduce the stress on Niger Bridge?

Is building an Airport in Anambra state, a well known commercial state for that matter a crime?

Abeg some of u on this forum should learn how to respond to threads abeg.

In my own opinion, building an airport in Anambra state is a welcome idea.

It will create jobs for so many people and at least make travelling much easier. As a matter of fact,

I believe every state in Nigeria should at least a local airport.

Wow Tichina has a baby called KAI, kai! this is ga ju.

everything isnt about Nigeria abeg.

TPia abi na T-Pa be ya name, who said everything is about Nigeria.


Hope u read my post well be4 replying

@Rusellino,

It aint my fault o, its for real men and I have been puzzlin since morning.

Mod pls help put this thread for signboard

Never cover any DRAW SOUP while its still hot, it won't draw properly.

Don't put green leaves too early while cooking,

make sure the soup/food is about done b4 adding leaves so it can still be fresh

Taste the soup to check for whether its over salty or less salty.