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Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by Elgaxton(m): 1:42pm On Jan 19, 2010
bebe4u:
not the ones that cajole & hypnotise you to bring your pay all in the name of giving and seed sowing.
Hahahahaha

angry cheesy grin

Funny
ComputersYahoo Yahooo Boyz In A Lecture Room! God Help Us by Elgaxton(op): 1:29pm On Jan 19, 2010
See what Nigeria has turned into,  this is suppose to  be their hostel o

https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd209/cybergax/image012.jpg
Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by Elgaxton(m): 1:23pm On Jan 19, 2010
Hi all, even though it looks tough to give that first fruit, the bible does command to do so.

Exodus 23:16 (Amplified Bible)

16Also you shall keep the Feast of Harvest [Pentecost], [acknowledging] the firstfruits of your toil, of what you sow in the field. And [third] you shall keep the Feast of Ingathering [Booths or Tabernacles] at the end of the year, when you gather in the fruit of your labors from the field.
The truth is that there's no other way to be financially buoyant prescribed by the bible except by giving.

Those of you who put principles of first fruit and tithes into old testament and laws, have u ever thought about the fact that Abraham gave his first fruit and his tithe.

Hebrews 7
1FOR THIS Melchizedek, king of Salem [and] priest of the Most High God, met Abraham as he returned from the slaughter of the kings and blessed him,

   2And Abraham gave to him a tenth portion of all [the spoil]. He is primarily, as his name when translated indicates, king of righteousness, and then he is also king of Salem, which means king of peace.

   3Without [record of] father or mother or ancestral line, neither with beginning of days nor ending of life, but, resembling the Son of God, he continues to be a priest without interruption and without successor.

   4Now observe and consider how great [a personage] this was to whom even Abraham the patriarch gave a tenth [the topmost or the pick of the heap] of the spoils.

   5And it is true that those descendants of Levi who are charged with the priestly office are commanded in the Law to take tithes from the people--which means, from their brethren--though these have descended from Abraham.

   6But this person who has not their Levitical ancestry received tithes from Abraham [himself] and blessed him who possessed the promises [of God].

   7Yet it is beyond all contradiction that it is the lesser person who is blessed by the greater one.

   8Furthermore, here [in the Levitical priesthood] tithes are received by men who are subject to death; while there [in the case of Melchizedek], they are received by one of whom it is testified that he lives [perpetually].

   9A person might even say that Levi [the father of the priestly tribe] himself, who received tithes (the tenth), paid tithes through Abraham,

   10For he was still in the loins of his forefather [Abraham] when Melchizedek met him [Abraham].

   11Now if perfection (a perfect fellowship between God and the worshiper) had been attainable by the Levitical priesthood--for under it the people were given the Law--why was it further necessary that there should arise another and different kind of Priest, one after the order of Melchizedek, rather than one appointed after the order and rank of Aaron?

   12For when there is a change in the priesthood, there is of necessity an alteration of the law [concerning the priesthood] as well.

   13For the One of Whom these things are said belonged [not to the priestly line but] to another tribe, no member of which has officiated at the altar.

   14For it is obvious that our Lord sprang from the tribe of Judah, and Moses mentioned nothing about priests in connection with that tribe.

   15And this becomes more plainly evident when another Priest arises Who bears the likeness of Melchizedek,(A)

   16Who has been constituted a Priest, not on the basis of a bodily legal requirement [an externally imposed command concerning His physical ancestry], but on the basis of the power of an endless and indestructible Life.

   17For it is witnessed of Him, You are a Priest forever after the order (with the rank) of Melchizedek.(B)

   18So a previous physical regulation and command is cancelled because of its weakness and ineffectiveness and uselessness--

   19For the Law never made anything perfect--but instead a better hope is introduced through which we [now] come close to God.

   20And it was not without the taking of an oath [that Christ was made Priest],

   21For those who formerly became priests received their office without its being confirmed by the taking of an oath by God, but this One was designated and addressed and saluted with an oath, The Lord has sworn and will not regret it or change His mind, You are a Priest forever according to the order of Melchizedek.(C)

   22In keeping with [the oath's greater strength and force], Jesus has become the Guarantee of a better (stronger) agreement [a more excellent and more advantageous covenant].

   23[Again, the former successive line of priests] was made up of many, because they were each prevented by death from continuing [perpetually in office];

   24But He holds His priesthood unchangeably, because He lives on forever.

   25Therefore He is able also to save to the uttermost (completely, perfectly, finally, and for all time and eternity) those who come to God through Him, since He is always living to make petition to God and intercede with Him and intervene for them.

   26[Here is] the High Priest [perfectly adapted] to our needs, as was fitting--holy, blameless, unstained by sin, separated from sinners, and exalted higher than the heavens.

   27He has no day by day necessity, as [do each of these other] high priests, to offer sacrifice first of all for his own [personal] sins and then for those of the people, because He [met all the requirements] once for all when He brought Himself [as a sacrifice] which He offered up.

   28For the Law sets up men in their weakness [frail, sinful, dying human beings] as high priests, but the word of [God's] oath, which [was spoken later] after the institution of the Law, [chooses and appoints as priest One Whose appointment is complete and permanent], a Son Who has been made perfect forever.
Galatians 3:14 also states that we are seeds of Abraham so guys just relax, afterall God is bigger than ur 10 percent
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Interviewed By BBC: He's Alive Afterall! by Elgaxton(m): 12:21pm On Jan 12, 2010
"Pictures Speak a thousand words and Videos Says it all " --> Gaxton Okobah smiley


Why BBC? Every hausa man sounds alike on phone so lets stop the deceit.
PhonesRe: Telecom Tariffs May Drop By 50 Per Cent by Elgaxton(m): 3:40pm On Dec 24, 2009
Good to know, I hope it works out well
PhonesChinese Phone Software And Support Services by Elgaxton(op): 2:23pm On Dec 14, 2009
Hello y'all,

Please can anyone assist me with chinese phone software and services.

Please someone help!


Thanks
TV/MoviesRe: Ini Edo Produces Her 1st Film by Elgaxton(m): 2:00pm On Dec 08, 2009
I bet Osuofia and Co, Mr IBU and Aki/Pawpaw will produce their own movies now lol

That's Naija for you, someone waits for someone else to do something and everybody joins the train in same!

Hope her movie is good sha
RomanceRe: New Era Of Word Censorship On Nairaland by Elgaxton(m): 3:18pm On Dec 07, 2009
Good to know. Its good we have a decent way of relating with one another amidst  web freedom and anonymity.

Nice one!
CareerRe: How Do I Meet My 200 Million Naira Target By December? by Elgaxton(m): 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2009
pele! If u can get influence to the right quarters then 200M is a piece of cake
Christianity EtcRe: I Denounce Atheism, I Am Now A Born Again Christian. by Elgaxton(m): 2:00pm On Dec 04, 2009
Hi Banom,

This is a very good news worthy of broadcast anywhere.

I urge you to start developing your human spirit with God's word

Col 3:16.

I advise you to go a church where God's word is taught in all sincerity.

Hey wait! Don't live with what people say about Christianity, find out for yourself what God's word says.

U can give me a call on 08098601093
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Bimbo Odukoya Is In Hell? by Elgaxton(m): 3:47pm On Dec 03, 2009
Lol, this is some funny a$$ piece of crap!  

People won't have visions that will make their lives better, they will be seeing people in all sorts of places.
Is Obadare not a blind fellow? Or he gained his sight in hell?

Chai o!
Most reasonable on this thread so far, Thumbs up!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Meanest, Most Insensitive Person Ever On Nairaland by Elgaxton(m): 2:43pm On Dec 01, 2009
Well, I think nairalanders should grow up, managing the freedom

of internet is usually a challenge to most nairalanders.

I really think guys should learn how to present their criticism in

a simple manner since we can't see the person we are replying

on the other end.
WebmastersRe: Are Nigerian Webmasters Really Lazy? by Elgaxton(m): 9:18am On Nov 30, 2009
so which of u guys came to test my contact form with ASDF as email and text. you try well well
WebmastersRe: Are Nigerian Webmasters Really Lazy? by Elgaxton(m): 3:42pm On Nov 25, 2009
Nigerians like it the hard way u know.

Just learn ur basics and explore whatever options you have.

Hope u guys have seen my own site

Flash site,

www.sbitz.com
ComputersRe: Your Thoughts On Google Chrome by Elgaxton(m): 3:32pm On Nov 25, 2009
I've been on google chrome for like one year now and I must say its the bommmmb!!!


Opera is annoying and Firefox is good enough
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by Elgaxton(m): 11:57am On Nov 24, 2009
Hi Justwise and Co,

I agree that my mode of presentation on this particular subject is poor,

I really do agree but then the stuff itself is real.

Erico2k2,

We work directly with School marketers, not all the schools in Uk though but we have specific ones we work with.

BTW payment for school fees is into the school's direct account and not into my account or any of phoney accounts.

We have about 15 people there already, processing three people at the moment.

BTW the statement of Account thing which poses as a bulwark most of the times is handled in a systematic manner,

that's why I said anyone who's interested should send me a mail.

FYI I am not begging anyone at alllll.

So for those of you who think criticism is all about insults grow up abeg.

@Miz4oxley,

Our own packaging is not like that, if we can't handle it, we tell you right there and then.

Someone called yesterday and was begging for us to do it the back dating level (because he had started already)

but we disagreed since our integrity is at stake with the schools we have contract with.

We do just UK schools. Finito!!!
AutosRe: Nairalander, Please Help, This Vehicle Was Stolen While Test Driving by Elgaxton(m): 10:22am On Nov 24, 2009
Hi,

Sorry about the robbery but I think you 've got to do better than posting just pictures of the car.

I mean, we need details like engine number, chassis number since the car is not yet registered with a number plate.

It's with these details that the police can track down your car if they are willing to do so( trust me they can if they want to).

So provide such details since there are many Toyota Camries with this same colours.

All the best man
PoliticsRe: Sam Okoye, Africa's Foremost Astrophysicist Dies by Elgaxton(m): 2:28pm On Nov 23, 2009
Ow! Too Bad.


May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

I feel even worse that He dint have the opportunity to do something with his knowledge.

I know he must have made a move but----------
RomanceRe: When A Man Is Too Confident About His Looks by Elgaxton(m): 1:41pm On Nov 23, 2009
smiley
RomanceRe: When A Man Is Too Confident About His Looks by Elgaxton(m): 12:53pm On Nov 23, 2009
Make una no vex o, we wey no too fine u know

How we go do na?


ewoooo my profile o cheesy
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by Elgaxton(m): 9:45am On Nov 20, 2009
Hi Ahonai,

By palavas of bank statement

I mean we have a way to handle it to meet the requirement ok, its not illegal in anyway

but I would rather not spill it here on a public forum.

Send me a mail then I can explain properly ok.


Hi MrCackles and Justwise,

Top of the morning to you two.

I beg you in the name of God not to insult me, ehn! Those who know me in here (Nairaland) can testify ok.

I agree that the info i provided earlier on this matter is kinda skeletal but real anyways.

Let me put this way, we have deals with schools in the UK ok! Its left for you to believe or leave it,

afterall dem no dey beg person to travel abroad (no be by force)

I can't explain everything here on this board but working on a website for all the proper information ok.

Like I said earlier don't insult people when u are not clear on a matter, learn from Ahonai ok.

My email address is up there and is my real email, you can ask Seun about the email add if feel like it.

BTW, that I'm not returning your gesture doesn't mean, make I leave matter first
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by Elgaxton(m): 4:35pm On Nov 19, 2009
hi Ahonai,

Wetin Happen? I'm not scam if that's what you are thinking ok.

Let me break it down well.

We got quite some deals from schools abroad (in the UK) and the other palavas of bank statement and others are pieces of cake.

Some of our clients are leaving this november for the UK and we 've sent some already.

i'm still working on our office website that's why I left out any corporate details.


BTW if anyone needs help with Ukrainian embassy its a piece of cake.

***** Also if you want to travel to South Africa for Tourism or fo the WORLD CUP, buzz me with same mail***
CultureBizzare Experience In Office by Elgaxton(op): 4:02pm On Nov 19, 2009
Meeeennnnn, Nigerians are skillful and crazy

A man worked into my office today and begged for money stating that he's an epileptic patient.

everybody ignored him and b4 u know wetin dey happen; Gbaaa!!! for ground. He just fell on the floor and

started convulsing with foam in his mouth.

Dammmn! He did this for like 5mins and later sat up only for him to continue begging.

I just wanna know if anyone has witnessed such before.

**** Naija sabi act o abeg! kai!
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by Elgaxton(m): 11:23am On Nov 19, 2009
Hi everyone,

If you want a UK VISA for UK SCHOOL without hassles just send me a mail elgaxton at gmail.com
Jokes EtcNaija We Hail Thee by Elgaxton(op): 10:50am On Nov 19, 2009
NIGERIANS NA WA!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
cover.

When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

Dearest brothers and sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.


On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size cool for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.


Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it.

Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.

Your loving sister,

Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL
TV/MoviesRe: Nkenna (big Brother Africa), A Model Of A Nigerian Woman? by Elgaxton(m): 4:29pm On Nov 17, 2009
That Babe Nkenna aint tryin at all.

She doesn't represent a nigeria lady

She doesn't rep a christian

she aint trying abeg
RomanceRe: Rich Girlfriend Or Poor Girlfriend? by Elgaxton(m): 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2009
Tinuadeoo1 has said it all
RomanceRe: My Love Introduced Me As His Cousin by Elgaxton(m): 3:36pm On Nov 13, 2009
Maybe the guy fine pass u well well ( just to put it politely- U know)

Pele o!!! Just fashy the guy sha
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend's Best Friend Is Female? by Elgaxton(m): 3:17pm On Nov 09, 2009
@Still water,

Those legz na him dem dey call:

Nzogbu nzogbu -- Enyimba enyi! cheesy

@Sweetpie23,

How do u ensure ur fiance abi na finance does not keep female friends

u dey use ? cheesy
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend's Best Friend Is Female? by Elgaxton(m): 3:07pm On Nov 09, 2009
@POster

Pls tell ur cousin to watch Brown Sugar

by Taye Diggs and Sana Lattan.

Something must happen to her after that movie trust me ;d

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