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Celebrities / Name Of Waye Rooney's Son by Elgaxton(m): 12:24pm On Nov 04, 2009
I have been wondering why anyone will name his or her son KAI

I was listening to a phone in conversation on Brilla Fm and here are some reasons the listeners gave:

Wayne Rooney came to Nigeria sometime ago and mosquito bit him and an Aboki helped to kill the mosquito while exclaiming "kai"

so Rooney adopted the name for his son cheesy

Anyhow sha, I just want to know your own perception of names with good meanings but funny pronounciation.

I dey go come
Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Nobel Prize Nomination For Yar’adua by Elgaxton(m): 4:09pm On Nov 02, 2009
Hello hello hello!!!

For those of you who dont know about the Alfred Nobel Prize here is his will:

The whole of my remaining realizable estate shall be dealt with in the following way:

The capital shall be invested by my executors in safe securities and shall constitute a fund, the interest on which shall be annually

distributed in the form of prizes to those who, during the preceding year, shall have conferred the greatest benefit on mankind. The

said interest shall be divided into five equal parts, which shall be apportioned as follows: one part to the person who shall have

made the most important discovery or invention within the field of physics; one part to the person who shall have made the most

important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who shall have made the most important discovery within the

domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who shall have produced in the field of literature the most outstanding

work of an idealistic tendency; and one part to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity among

nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.

The prizes for physics and chemistry shall be awarded by the Swedish Academy of Sciences; that for physiological or medical works

by Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm; that for literature by the Academy in Stockholm; and that for champions of peace by a

committee of five persons to be elected by the Norwegian Storting. It is my expressed wish that in awarding the prizes no

consideration whatever shall be given to the nationality of the candidates, so that the most worthy shall receive the prize, whether

he be Scandinavian or not.

You can read more :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize#Alfred_Nobel.27s_will

The prize is not about best governance but for doing something to promote peace and that is why Obama

was awarded the Prize within his first of office.
Politics / Re: Northern Leaders Want Yar Adua To Resign by Elgaxton(m): 2:24pm On Nov 02, 2009
O ga o!
Business / Re: Sanusi Says: Bank CEO's Should Be Tied To Stake And Shot Dead. by Elgaxton(m): 10:35am On Oct 26, 2009
The comments of those people here against SANUSI's simply shows that most Nigerians are corrupt,

only sey the opportunity never near dem to express themselves. What did Sanusi say wrong please?

I totally agree with Sanusi, afterall the whole world is angry at Nigerians because of the fact that corrupt leaders

walk free on the streets without being prosecuted. Abeg u guyz should leave SAnusi alone. He's saying the TRUTH!

@Ndu Chuks

Well done on ur early remarks on this thread. I like them
Nairaland / General / Re: Mr Seun & His Spam Bot! [a Little Story] by Elgaxton(m): 3:28pm On Oct 15, 2009
9jaboy,

cool down,
if if u think u've been treated unfairly i think its better u

complain in a better manner than you are doing now.

Afterall u no be premium member!
Nairaland / General / Re: ~ How Do You React To Criticism? ~ by Elgaxton(m): 10:35am On Oct 15, 2009
Hi Mohawkchic,

Thanks for this topic, now if you want to know those who may be
defensive or erratic when it comes to criticism just check out their
posts or response on this nairaland.

Forget about their response to this thread, everybody go wan form good guy for here.

Just check around u go shock cheesy


I love criticism cause it gives a sense of direction, most of the times true criticism hurts but u just accept it for it is;

a corrective tool to make u a better person even though some people na whinch for the matter tho
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Talks About The Oprah Experience by Elgaxton(m): 3:02pm On Oct 12, 2009
Pls who's Oge?

Congrats to Genevieve, I wish Nigerians had good movie directors to bring out the best in u guys.

Na Drama directors we get for here
Politics / Re: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by Elgaxton(m): 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2009
Naija is just too funny, President get beef with US President? so why dint go to UN summit to iron it out.

At least that should be his only opportunity of seeing the president face 2 face cheesy

Na wah for naija.
Religion / Re: Is It Permissible To Adapt Secular Music For Worship?? by Elgaxton(m): 2:10pm On Oct 12, 2009
@Pataki,

Thanks for the beautiful analogy.

@Beknown,

U want to tell me that people who use talking drum in their church are Idol worshippers too,

Abi talking drum is the most important instrument in JUJU music, so tell me that when they use it

in church too they are worshipping JUJU
Religion / Re: Is It Permissible To Adapt Secular Music For Worship?? by Elgaxton(m): 1:06pm On Oct 12, 2009
Hi Beknown,

My question is this;

Who inspired the musical beats to the instrumentalist in the first place?

sorry u don't have to compare witches coven to music afterall

u have never seen or used a witch coven b4 ok!

Its a question of knowledge
Religion / Re: Is It Permissible To Adapt Secular Music For Worship?? by Elgaxton(m): 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2009
Well as for me, I believe what corrupts music is the lyrics. If the lyrics is not good enough then it aint good.

We have to understand that music itself did not mutate (permit me to use the word) to earth as all this names we call them now; like Jazz, PoP, Hip hop, Rock etc.

Lucifer was given the gift of music ministration and since God does not take back what he has given,

Satan went ahead to do whatever he liked with the gift God gave him hence the corruption in music as per lyrics.

You also understand that people relate with music based on their first encounter the kind of music and how and when they heard it.

For example if you play reggae song as worship, pple's mind just flows to Lucky Dube. Its a psychological thing.

BTW how do we know what music in heaven sounds like? yeah! I know we all think of strings and all those slow music.


But I dare tell you that you will get shocked on that day when we get there.

**** Music emanates from the throne of God*****

So enjoy and minister it the way it will edify the hearers.

Let's not limit the flow and inspiration of God's ability in us becos of ignorance or some pre-conceived notions laid down by ignorant.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Build's His Helicopter! by Elgaxton(m): 12:00pm On Oct 12, 2009
Hi all,

Frankly speaking, Nigeria does not know her priority yet.

You can't be building helicopters when you don't have a metal producing Industry.

If they are really serious, they should resuscitate AjaOkuta Steel and stop making POWER a luxury


and the rest will fall into place.
Webmasters / Re: Best Dedicated Server For Php Portal by Elgaxton(m): 9:24am On Oct 12, 2009
Thanks Hostmot.

I appreciate ur input.
Webmasters / Best Dedicated Server For Php Portal by Elgaxton(m): 2:57pm On Oct 09, 2009
Hello everyone,

I want to run a serious PHP/Mysql powered web portal and I need a dedicated server for this.

Please can anyone help me with specifications I need for this?

thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Elgaxton(m): 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2009
I no lie this tory na heavvvvvvvvvvvvy UKPABI tory, My belle wan burst cheesy
Romance / Re: Virginity Is Dignity, Not Lack Of Opportunity by Elgaxton(m): 12:46pm On Oct 06, 2009
Goood to hear!

Meanwhile that u have not had the opportunity to sex does not mean u kept urself from sex ok.

So make una no dey flaunt wetin una no do o.

BTW I'm not encouraging pre-marital sex, just don't judge other pple cos u don't have the opportunity ok

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Sports / Re: Amodu Blasts Kanu by Elgaxton(m): 8:01am On Sep 14, 2009
Heheheh! Coach dey blame player for public? na wah for naija o
Religion / Re: Is It Really Sinful To Take Alcohol? by Elgaxton(m): 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2009
@egaxton
Of all people to quote from, the professional bible twister and very shallow person in the mould of Mr chris oyakhilome. Are you saying the final authurity Jesus himself was sinning on the several occassions the bible recorded he took wine? Phew what a bunch of daft hypocrites.

@Jagoon,

That u don't believe Pastor Chris or other MOGs does not make us like u ok!

If a pastor preaches any thing which routes itself to God's word and do my research

which leads to my response. So guy behave urself and stop calling pple Hypocrites where u don't eve have answers!

I no get time for Penis Swinging Contest at all o, but if u try me u go see o!

Ask pple wey know me 4 here!
TV/Movies / Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Elgaxton(m): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2009
your username is outta this world!

[B]@MrCackles[/B]

U got me Cackling there smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Elgaxton(m): 2:19pm On Aug 26, 2009
What names are u talking about OTUKPO?

These names are 4 real i no lie u o.
Politics / Re: They Want To Kidnap Me - Benue State Governor Cries Out by Elgaxton(m): 1:31pm On Aug 26, 2009
Time for some politicians to have a lil taste ha? cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: God Has Blessed Me With A Good Bank PHB Job 2009 by Elgaxton(m): 1:12pm On Aug 26, 2009
[QUOTE}Congratulations!!!

Can you please tell us how it really happened?

[B]Did God write the test for you, or did you touch the interviewers with a white hanky?[/B]
[quote][/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahha!

@ Poster congrats o!
TV/Movies / Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Elgaxton(m): 11:43am On Aug 26, 2009
[Quote]the LAPTOP you are kidding [/Quote]

For real o, in fact I just couldn't hold my lafta yesterday.

Creative Naija.

Something tells me they are gonna act a film named FACEBOOK soonest.
TV/Movies / Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Elgaxton(m): 11:24am On Aug 26, 2009
Hahahahhahah

oturu gbeke o!!!

Ok guys have you heard of the one I saw Yesterday? [B] THE LAPTOP[/B]


Trust me they will soon come out with titles like: [B]LOL , LMAO, ETC, FACEBOOK[/B]

Naija too much abeg. cheesy wink
Education / Interesting Educative Questions by Elgaxton(m): 10:47am On Aug 26, 2009
I have always wondered

[B]Why Do Birds Not Get Electrocuted When They Stand On High Tension Electric Wires?[/B]

and after some research I came up with this answer from google search:

The wire is not neutral - it is live. Birds do not get electocuted because they are not connected to earth and therefore do not complete a circuit through which the electricity can flow. Electricity takes the easiest route to earth, ie along the cable. There is no reason for it to take a detour through the bird if the bird does not form a shortcut to earth.

But i still wonder what happens to us humans if we hang unto a naked high tension without having bodies earthed?

Are we gonna survive or get fried up by high voltage?

Please hear your views + your own questions.
Romance / Re: Why Do Females First Pretend Not To Be Interested In A Relationship? by Elgaxton(m): 10:17am On Aug 26, 2009
I like it when gals form reasonably ( I mean reasonably o). Some girls get mean in the process of 4ming loose out generally.

When a girl over-forms, the guy may just do hit and run too just to prove a point.

I'm of the opinion that a decent relationship should start from PURE Friendship the move to the next level
Romance / Re: What I Call Her? by Elgaxton(m): 9:18am On Aug 26, 2009
Hi Candykenni,

What do u call urs?

Is it candyK? cheesy
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Celebrate Birthdays? by Elgaxton(m): 4:05pm On Aug 25, 2009
When ur bday reach make u no celeb am u hia?

Na today nyase dey back?

Abegi jo,

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