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Hey guys! I cant seem to figure the iMEI, how am I supposed to figure it out? Thanks

This list is definitely from UYO area, I have mine on the table right now, It is seven paged  

I am up to the task anyway cos God is on my side  

Hi Mazaje,

First of all I will tell you that I've had an amazing laugh with this your thread,

Juju is real! The bible talks about lying wonders with which the devil deceives,

2 Thessalonians 2:9
Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
     
But there's a greater power, the Name of Jesus Christ.

If you are really looking for pictorial or video evidence then watch ABS (Anambra Broadcasting service)
on Mondays (I dont know if the show is still on though).

The name of the show is "Omeleme" meaning "It happened".


So Mazaje, its for real, we are not ignorant of the vices of the devil ok yet we are stronger in the power of God's might.

I wish you all the best in your research anyway and don't fall down from your chair from laughter cos u r gonna read some
very hilarious stories as this thread progresses  

Hello Nairaland PHP Gurus,I need ur help urgently I developed a real estate site and its running well on my localhost computer but has so many errors when hosted online, I have been able to handle some of the errors but one has persisted and I don't know how to go about it. Here's the error messgage:

Deprecated: Function set_magic_quotes_runtime() is deprecated in /home/realest1/public_html/system/core/System.php on line 268

Also the images in the site aint showing up. I know its because of Php 5.3 and need to handle it once and for all.

Thanks

Hello Everyone,

I suggest that you all read the scripture below [1corinthians 9:3-14] and judge for yourself if Bishop has done the right thing or not.

3 This is my defense to those who sit in judgment on me. 4 Don’t we have the right to food and drink? 5 Don’t we have the right to take a believing wife along with us, as do the other apostles and the Lord’s brothers and Cephas[a]? 6 Or is it only I and Barnabas who lack the right to not work for a living?

7 Who serves as a soldier at his own expense? Who plants a vineyard and does not eat its grapes? Who tends a flock and does not drink the milk? 8 Do I say this merely on human authority? Doesn’t the Law say the same thing? 9 For it is written in the Law of Moses: “Do not muzzle an ox while it is treading out the grain.” Is it about oxen that God is concerned? 10 Surely he says this for us, doesn’t he? Yes, this was written for us, because whoever plows and threshes should be able to do so in the hope of sharing in the harvest. 11 If we have sown spiritual seed among you, is it too much if we reap a material harvest from you? 12 If others have this right of support from you, shouldn’t we have it all the more?

But we did not use this right. On the contrary, we put up with anything rather than hinder the gospel of Christ.

13 Don’t you know that those who serve in the temple get their food from the temple, and that those who serve at the altar share in what is offered on the altar? 14 [b]In the same way, the Lord has commanded that those who preach the gospel should receive their living from the gospel.

There's been a bomb explosion in a polling center in maidugri Borno state.

Source---> AIT

Professor Attahiru M. Jega, INEC chairman

Since this Commission started work in July 2010, I have repeatedly promised Nigerians that in carrying out our duties we shall always be sincere and truthful with Nigerians. I have

always said that this INEC will be upfront with Nigerians, telling you exactly how things are – sharing both our successes and difficulties with you.

This is one such occasion. As you know the National Assembly (House of Representatives and Senatorial) elections are supposed to be taking place as I speak. You would also have noticed that things have not proceeded smoothly as expected with the elections.

The reason for this is the unanticipated emergency we have experienced with late arrival of result sheets in many parts of the country. The result sheets are central to the integrity of the election.

Accordingly, in many places, our officials have not reported at the polling units, making it now difficult to implement the Modified Open Ballot Procedure that we have adopted. Not

only do we have to enter the results in the sheets, the number of accredited voters is also to be entered in the result sheet.

While we could have proceeded with the elections in some parts of the country where all the materials are available, such as Lagos, Kebbi, Delta, Zamfara and Enugu, among others, in order to maintain the integrity of the elections and retain effective overall control of the process, the Commission has taken the difficult but necessary decision to postpone the National Assembly elections by to Monday, April 4, 2011. I appeal to all Nigerians for their understanding in this difficult situation.

We as a Commission appreciate the profound sacrifice that you have all made not just in turning out today, but also throughout this election season. We are greatly encouraged by you and our appeal is that you remain steadfast in this last lap of this electoral process in the interest of all Nigerians and in the cause of democracy.

The Commission will be meeting with all political parties, as major stakeholders immediately to explain the situation. I appeal for their support in explaining the situation to their members and supporters.

May I also appeal to all other stakeholders, particularly national and international observers and our development partners for continued understanding. I realize that they have committed enormous resources to this process, especially in deploying observers in the field. However, we think that what is worth doing is worth doing well.

Finally, let me reiterate that we a fully committed to conducting free, fair and credible elections for Nigerians. The decision the Commission has taken is weighty; but it is also a very important step in further ensuring the credibility of the elections.

Professor Attahiru M. Jega, INEC chairman

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Hope this does not cause a serious palava sha

Hello everyone,

Please i want to know where I can do SAP training in Abuja.

Thanks

Nice one prof, most Nairalanders are kids in conversation. I planted in a similar specie when I was younger. Nice taste.

Hello Nairalanders,
Can you guys just from refrain insulting ur leaders with abusive words? They are ur leaders no matter what wrong they 've done. I know the ones with the loudest mouth will not vote afterall. Grow up guys and learn to communicate online without insults.

Honestly speaking if u r lookig for a real fast internet, I suggest you goto Galaxy Backbone. I mean I've been able to download a 10MB file in 2mins in a cybercafe for that matter. There speed is pretty good. All these USB modems are just there extracting cash for doing nothing.

Happy birthday to you sir! May god strengthen you with might by His Spirit

There are only two banks in Nigeria: Gtbank and the others

Hope its cool sha, I mean something like IJE should be ok for moi.

For all I care the Nightclub is possibly her own.

2011 will be verry interesting after GoodLuck wins!

Well somehow its funny cos I learnt graphics with Coreldraw but I love PSD,

unfortunately, printers wouldn't accept my work unless its in CDR.

Thanks Ugo for the advice

Hi all,

I love photoshop for my graphic works just that anytime I want to do a print of a poster/flier,
there's this issue of you have to put it in CDR format.

So my question is this: Is it better to print with coreldraw

or is it a case most Naija designers dont know how to use Photoshop?

Thanks!

Just saw this on CNN, Horribly terrible

Hazards of the job, makes it look like 24.

hi all,

please I need help ASAP on my Nokia E61i.

I have been trying to install Opera mini 4.2 but all

efforts seems to be abortive as it keeps saying:

("certificate errors please contact, "

please guys help me out with this issue.

Thank you

Hi all,

With the buzz of social networks everywhere, everyone seems to follow one

celebrity or the other which is not a bad thing; but then we know that what

counts is whether the person we are following affects us positively or not.

Having said all these above, I want to invite you to follow Pastor Chris on Twitter.

Here's the link: www.twitter.com/pastorchrislive

What do you stand to gain?

1. You get to interact directly with him

2. You get to pray at the same time with him

3. You tag along with the anointed words of faith which comes out of his mouth

and so much more benefits that cannot be quantified with words.

What does it take to follow him?

1. Just click on: www.twitter.com/pastorchrislive

2. Click on Follow and and that's all. If u are not signed on twitter, you will be asked to do so or register

(if u are not registered)

So what are you waiting for? It wont take anything away from you.

Finally! Do come back to this page to tell us if you are following him since we are taking statistics of people from this site.

Thank you and God bless you Richly!

Hahahaha!

Thank God for her life, they should include the scenes amongst Nollywood Bloopers

Blackberry as a Network tool is good but as a Device, zero

Nice one Kawkab!

Na wah o,

Plenty Gay people dey dis nairaland sha o! see as dm dey defend their pple.

Hello everyone,

I just got a call from a client that the site I designed for them cannot be viewed online in the UK, is this possible?

Please if you are in the UK can you please check out this site to see if its true: www.aduviemontessoriinternationalschool.com

Pls I need your urgent response, my client is on my neck.

Thanks

i no blame am, make him try am for hollywood make dem sue am properly

Please i need info on Blank Dvd Burners

Iti!