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08160744681, abeg add me up in your training plss

kamez:
Average of 600k per week.....

And yes I make that money right from the comfort of my house..

And it's legit...very very very legit

Teach me please

manee2:
I love this and I want to learn to buy. Please teach me.

Hahahaha, funny

WideMouth333:
Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Your dad is abusive plus hot tempered. Try and get something doing so u can be leaving the house on daily basis, gather money and get an apartment far from the family house. Put the issue behind you and move on. Life goes on.

That's why u should have read on, his father didn't buy the phone, It was just a typographical error.

annisy:
After the first two paragraphs I stopped reading at 27 your father is still buying you phone!? Your father is a super dad

The chicken done so?

Funny

Seriously

blowjohn:
People get bad mouth for nairaland o
See comments

Wow! Thank God for u

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP; leaving your parents house then was easy. I am talking about right up to Goodluck Jonathan's tenure. When things were a bit soft and chilling.

But try am now, you go see shege. I am talking from experience. Real shege if you just leave your parents house without some good cash or a skill that's fetching you money.

"I left home to feed home, don de call home make them abeg send am garri".

I became independent immediately after my university. My mum called tiredlessly that I should at least spend a year with them before japaying to the wider world. I said no!

I graduated with roughly about 500k in my account. So I thought I was the man. I moved, rented an apartment of about 250k furnished it and when I checked my account balance, hot tears nearly devoured me. Wetin ah pass through for hunger hand no be here. Fine crib but no money to feed.

I didn't give up sha. I was solid like a rock. After a year, i couldn't renew my rent, landlord served me quit notice. Haha.

Also, even though I was talented/skillful at that time, navigating through the murky waters of independency wasn't easy. As I was lazy and procrastinated a lot.

After I was relegated to a crib were mosquitoes, insects of different species and other ruminant animals were co-tenants na that time my eyes open and clear.

All these happened between a year and 6ix months. All that is history now. God, hardwork and Grace saw me through. I can comfortably afford any lifestyle I want right now.

That's why they are teenagers, might not have wrong mentality

SGANIVA:
Evil mind everywhere , how can one be attracted to his siblings

Hahahaha , mad man

Passionnn:
My dear, you think the mummy iS dumb?
She is simply hoping they would give her grand children

I love and cherish decent dressed women,
indecency irritates me

Nice one bro, that's more like an online affiliate marketing, I'm about to register on one

ecomalchemist:
Big congratulations...the Hu$tle continues !!!

you need to pick up yourself and hit the streets running with good information which I'm about to share with you and other unemployed or underemployed Nigerians.

> Take a course on Marketing and Sales.<

Learn how to sell.

Find someone who is doing a business and making sales offline. You’ll find many of them in Onitsha, Computer village, Aba, Alaba, Aspamda, Idumota, etc.
Most of these people have no idea what goes on online. They also do not care what goes on online.


All they care about is making sales and getting
money flowing into the business daily.

Be their online person.

Bring their business online, and advertise to those who want what they sell.

You will make money doing this.
You’ll make a lot of money doing this.


As a woman, you can open an online shop for that woman selling lace in Aba, and add money on top onto for yourself. That’s your own profit on every sale.
As a guy, you can open an online store store for that man selling computers at Computer village.


Read information from Google and publish content about computers and what people should look out for before buying a laptop.
More people would begin to reach out to you when need laptops.


Reach out to that guy who makes shoes and footwear in your neighborhood and be their online guy.
Promote what they make online and add your own profit.

Look around you, look where others are neglecting, you’ll find a gem.

You can’t afford to be idle for long.
You can’t afford to stay broke.
You can’t afford to continue earning a meagre salary every month.

You don’t need to be a genius to make money online, and have a better life.

Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.

You will make a lot of money.
Not just money...

You will build your confidence.
Your influence will grow, and...
You’ll attract more opportunities to yourself.
You need to start operating smartly.

Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.

Contact me for the gadget importation guide from US. Its free

Pls send it here, I'm interested.

OKOATA:

I'm tired of all this news, time and time again, you find the same issues men complain about women, I have no advise to give but if you are interested I can send you a book about women. If you read it you will understand more about women and stop all this stress you are giving yourself because of a woman, much more naija woman. Or just type Ubunja on nairaland search you will learn more.

How reliable bis this app pls

chymes0359:
piggyvest all the way for me.

How reliable are all these saving apps pls

AfahaAbia:
Use the Kwaba app from the playstore. Kwaba app helps you save for your rent and gives you the opportunity to access loans to pay for your house rent

E clear

ABJ, MY CHOICE CITY.

Nicholaspepe:
I'm saying goodbye to the world and to nairaland. Whats the point living here when nobody cares about you? I did all i could, spent all i had to secure a job. Atleast, a job with good pay. Today i was sacked after three days of absenteeism. I couldn't cope with the transport fare of #800 daily. I sought help everywhere, but all i got were insults. Its over now. Goodbye the saddest world.

life can be unfair, depressed and unfortunate to any body, many nigerians are currently seeing the worst part of life yet we all still hoping for a better tomorrow. Oop calm down and put your worries behind, look at the future and not the past. Above all, trust on God he never fails.

Deltatoto:
u prefer someone talking like Obama and doesn’t work or someone talking like a market woman but works.if u visit Rivers state u will vote wike for president.what are my doing with English.where did all the English of osibanjo land all of us.what do u ppl even want from life.Nigerians are so confused and gullible

I hope Nigeria people could understand

I've become too addicted to nairaland even to the extentd I don't care about other things on my phone, once I'm with my phone it's either I'm on nairaland reading threads and interesting comments that follows up or nothing.

Brilliant funny folks

Nauthy u

HustlerGurl:
Not a big deal. Some girls started fucking at the age of 6 years.









Life goes On

God have mercy

I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

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Damn you're fucking right. Which side hustle can you recommend for the oop, even me need it

EmzyT:
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Oga, at the Bolded, that is what you get when you bring your problem to the world. Every comment mustn't go your way! You'll surely get negative comments from People. If you're scared of being Criticized, then you'd have kept your problem to yourself so it'd choke you to Death! So, you going on to start throwing tantrums just got to reveal how childish you are, more like a teenager!

So, back to the advice you seek for, there's no big deal in talking to a girl. Even if you're broke, You just need to get rid of your Introversion, dress nice, look confident and courageous enough. (Girls love guys who're confident enough and shows they know what they want regardless of her age) The highest thing she'll say is “No’’. she will not kill you! also have it at the back of your mind that you'll surely get rejected by some girls, no matter how cute you think you are. Some would give you listening ear, while others will Ignore, If you're scared of Rejection, then it means you're not yet ready to get rid of your Introversion yet! Rejection is part of Learning!

But to be very honest with you, I think those guys up there telling you to ‘channel the energy into making money’ are correct! if you start making money ehn, you'll realize how cheap these girls are. You don't even need to do much talking and alot of them would even Fvck you for free! (Girls mostly bill broke guys oo) I'm telling you this from my own Personal experience!

Is digital marketing part of affiliating such as affiliate marketing that can be done online?
Pls someone should enlighten me�

I can bet my balls that this is a forge story, a married woman can't expose herself this way even if she feels that way.

AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.

the daddy g.o crew.equals olosho crew

Abfinest007:
I dreamt about this match please God let not be true

what was the dream