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Romance / Re: Pains Of A Guy Without Beards by elkonS: 7:09pm On May 20, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


better..... grin...no vex...was just in one kind mood lol
hehehe....niccur...i get your drift tho maybe its the way i put the title..*going to edit it now*..
Romance / Re: Pains Of A Guy Without Beards by elkonS: 7:06pm On May 20, 2016
MRNipples:
SIGH!!! @OP i hate beards, i disgust hair on my face, but op im more confident and i dnt have ladies issue, u are right about the age issue though. "team no beards, team clean and clear face.
yeeah i get you ...thanks tho..buh its not like im not confident oo...buh you know how society has a way of setting the pace and trends on stuff...
Romance / Re: Pains Of A Guy Without Beards by elkonS: 7:03pm On May 20, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Dont Blame your self esteem issues on not having beards biko!!....I dont have and I have not died!! undecided undecided


NEXT!!!!! angry angry angry
dude chill na....FYI i dont have self esteem issues.even of i have its definetly not beards ohk..hian
Romance / Pains Of A Guy Without Beards by elkonS: 6:55pm On May 20, 2016
*clears throat*hello everyone ,i jst thought to let you all know what it is guys without beards pass through...i having been observing the trend of keeping beards with guys#beardgang and its really demoralising when you cant follow the trend because you are beard less..lol.
ohk i was thinking this evening and some of the stuff i have passed through cos im beardless..and those in my shoes too.so i thought to share the following happenings in the life of a non bearded guy...leggo
P.S:im not talking about teenagers now im talking about guys in there mid twenties upward.who nature has played a fast one on.hehehe

1)AGE ISSUES:when as a beardless guy u tell some pple your age they wouldnt believe u.infact once u dont have a beard some see you has a minor.so it makes u look younger than your age.

2)LADIES ISSUES:now this is the crux of this tread we all know the thing ladies have for beards na so lets not even pretend .i have a wedding next month my cousins wedding and im one of his grooms men.now im wondering what its gonna look like its as if the beards should jst grow btw now and then..so thats a minus for u with the ladies.

3)CONFIDENCE ISSUES:alot of non bearded guys (not me tho).wld have felt more confidenf with a beard,i mean it gives you that manliness look.

This is not your regular 10(ways,things) thread like tosyn2much and his fellas...i decided to put this out cos its actually whats on the mind of many.many have resorted to inducing the growth with chemicals cream etc.
To all my non bearded guys out there .carry yourself with pride and finesse you are jst ohk the way you are lol..
complete the list for me ..im out of points..
cc:lalasticlala
Travel / Re: Dangerous Gutter At Alapara Junction Akute, Causing Accidents (Pics) by elkonS: 3:09pm On May 08, 2016
chinchum:
It is in Ogun state, the area is located at the fringes of ogun state border with Lagos. Those areas were long abandoned by past admins, the current state govt is working on it, albeit at a slow pace.
my parents live around there....whats up with amosun naa..
all these while...its very frustrating ..the dust ,damage done to the car.etc..
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 8:55am On May 03, 2016
HardMirror:

Seen. Send a PM and I would honor it, but don't expect much from me until I am very sure of your intentions
ive sent d pm since na.....how far?? ...im a futarian and i can relate with ur story thats why im so intrested...
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 11:32pm On May 01, 2016
HardMirror:

Seen. Send a PM and I would honor it, but don't expect much from me until I am very sure of your intentions
ohhkay ive sent the pm....buh i hope i remember the password...
about my intentions ,,.nothing mischieveous im a futarian also....final year....i wld really like to hear from u...thanks
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 11:29pm On May 01, 2016
HardMirror:

Seen. Send a PM and I would honor it, but don't expect much from me until I am very sure of your intentions
my acct email.....i dont think o remember the password.
can u drop ur pin
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 10:38pm On May 01, 2016
HardMirror:

It is better they stay deluded.
I don't want them to change. Imagine a world without christians. I think for now those who discover the truth should remain few.
uve not replied me na....,check ur mentions
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 10:04pm On May 01, 2016
otem4eartum:


The KINGDOM OF THE TRUE GOD IS ALREADY COMING TO WE NIGERIANS. I AM ALSO FROM FUTA, AKINDEKO, ANIMAL KINGDOM. I AM AN ANTI-AFA THOSE DAYS. THEY CARRY ME AND WILL THREATEN TO TAKE ME TO THEIR MOSQUES. BUT I TELL YOU, I HAVE BEEN DELUDED BY THE BOOK OF HYPNOTISM CALLED BIBLE.
RECENTLY, THE SPIRIT OF THE FATHER OF CHRISTIANITY APPEARED TO ME AND PIERCED ME WITH A SWORD, TELLING ME TO 'BRING BACK HIS CONFESSION' BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING BAD OF JESUS CHRIST AND JEHOVAH(YAHWEH) SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR. I ALMOST BELIEVE EUSEBIUS' DREAM AND I STOPPED THE DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS GIVEN TO ME BY EARTUM FOR A WHILE, UNTIL EARTUM APPEARED TO ME AGAIN AND TOLD ME MORE ABOUT THE LIES OF RELIGION. NOW I SHALL FINISH MY DOCTRINE AND IT SHALL MAKE US KNOW THE TRUTH WHICH DANIEL SAID: 12: 7- 12.''And I heard the man clothed in linen, which was upon the waters of the river, when he held up his right hand and his left hand unto heaven and sware by him that lives forever that it shall be for a time, times and half; when he shall have ACCOMPLISHED TO SCATTER THE POWER OF THE HOLY PEOPLE, all these things shall be finished.

Vs 11: And from the time that the DAILY SACRIFICE shall be taken away, and the ABOMINATION THAT MAKES DESOLATE SET UP, there shall be a thousand and two hundred and ninety days.

DAILY SACRIFICE= sacrifices of MOSES, the worshipper of JEHOVAH(SATAN, ALLAH,)
ABOMINATION THAT MAKES DESOLATION= LAST SUPPER(Eating of Jesus flesh and drinking of his blood).

The DOCTRINE OF UFOS has already begun, and it shall save the whole world from these occultic religions of the world.
woow....hello bro im a futarian...in my final year
had a similar situation with op.....can we get to chat ...can i av uf bbm pin
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by elkonS: 9:24pm On May 01, 2016
HardMirror:

I have said it before. NO ONE is compelled to read this and don't expect me to read your rebuff when you post it. So stop feeling you have an ace up your sleeve.
hello bro...i jst started reading ur posts....
im a futatian also....im in my final year presently ...and im in a similar situation....
can we get to chat....cld u drop ur bbm pin
Education / Re: Most Respected Universities In Nigeria by elkonS: 5:10pm On Apr 18, 2016
MistarT:
North - ABU, Unilorin and FUT Minna West - U.I ,OAU, UniLag, FUTA East - UNN ,FUTO South - Uniben
nice ...this is a very unbiased nd well laid out list....very comprehensive..

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Education / Re: FUTA 500 level Student Wins Tony Elemelu’s $10,000 Grant (Photo) by elkonS: 10:35pm On Apr 13, 2016
way to go.....gr8 futarians.....tech for self reliance

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Celebrities / Re: OMG! Man ‘turned Into A Cockroach’ At Night And Got Caught In A Tyre Rim(pics) by elkonS: 7:01pm On Apr 08, 2016
greyce:
thanks wink
uwc...i wld like to know u btr...im impressed when i see ladies with a sense of humour...
can i av ur bb pin ...op u dont mind cheesy
Celebrities / Re: OMG! Man ‘turned Into A Cockroach’ At Night And Got Caught In A Tyre Rim(pics) by elkonS: 5:34pm On Apr 08, 2016
greyce:
D first pix be like "it's Ntn,I do this all d time..just watch me get out of dis rim" grin grin grin






2nd pix be like "it is finished...lord,let ur will be done,I CNT rely on my own strength" grin
grin .....btw nice dp... wink
Education / Re: Proliferation Of First Class Degrees In Private Varsities The PUNCH by elkonS: 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
Joavid:
how about I know a true confirmed story of FUTA deliberately frustrating their final year students (by all means possible) who have the potential to graduate with a first class all because FUTA believes there is a limited number of first class students they should graduate every year .... imagine that!

a private university can't do that.
are u a futarian??
Travel / Re: A Skater Holds On To A Motorcycle In Motion In Ibadan (Pics) by elkonS: 8:48am On Apr 08, 2016
olatade:
HOW TO KNOW A LUNATIC!
He wakes up in the morning
He remembers PDP spent 16 years stealing his money, stashing them abroad; money meant for refineries, for security, for infrastructure;
he heads to the filling station, no fuel, no gas; WHY? refineries are not working!
They are old, obsolette.
They were built in the seventies.
His conscience tells him HIS PDP did this to him but what to do? KEEP UP APPEARANCES!
Blame a one year old regime!
Blame a one year old baby for the waywardness of a sixteen year old.
YOU TRULLY BELONG TO A MENTAL ASSYLUM.
you are worse than a Wailing Wailer.
YOU ARE A LUNATIC!
honestly sometimes i think dat name dey gave u guys (zombies) really fits u.....u talk as if ur brain as gone on asylum .....plss can u ask ur self 70 percent of folks in apc today where are dey from??...also when u were accusing jonathan of cluelessness did u take into consideration d damage of d over 16 yrs military rule......normally dont do this but ur folly is so unignorable ..cheers

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Of The Curves: World-Renowned Architect Zaha Hadid Dies At 65 by elkonS: 6:12am On Apr 02, 2016
we the architects from futa celebrate u maam

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Education / Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by elkonS: 3:58pm On Mar 06, 2016
kilokeys:
Futa:

Give us the name of the hunter buried under this exam hall 120 years ago during the inter tribal war before akure had a "deji"

100 marks


If u fail this question.. Come back next year
looooooooollzzzz....tech for self reliance oo....ows bin ur exams na??
Education / Re: J by elkonS: 9:04am On Mar 06, 2016
hmmmm....brb
Celebrities / Re: Shifi And Zeal Of Styl-plus With Adekunle Gold, Jazzman Olofin And Weird MC by elkonS: 8:49pm On Mar 02, 2016
I'll b back
Crime / Re: I Love Caressing My Victims Breasts Before Robbing Them- Robber Confess by elkonS: 11:37am On Mar 01, 2016
fhunmi:
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u share d same name with my younger sis.....I even thot she was d one....





tiil I took a peep at ur dp also ur signature .....lolzz its funny
Romance / Re: Things Husbands Do That Make Us Fall In Love All Over Again by elkonS: 6:48pm On Feb 29, 2016
Cutehector:
mchew.. guy stop all these hide and seek game wey u dey play. U think say I no knw say u be guy? Me sef get female account ooo...
chaii....see as u cast dat guy.....ur head dey dere jooor
Events / Re: People Born On 29th Feb Can Only Celebrate Their Birthday Every 4yrs by elkonS: 6:13pm On Feb 29, 2016
nahh ...I don't think so... dey av a way dey do it ..
I guess dey celebrate on d 28th or somefin
Politics / Re: World Female Leaders Wear Veil, It Is A Sign Of Respect For Religion And Custom by elkonS: 5:24pm On Feb 29, 2016
counter thread tins ......kikikiki

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Holla At Your Girl! Please Welcome A Newbie. by elkonS: 12:57pm On Feb 29, 2016
DaintyJenny:
Wow, that's nice. as for me I'm just a fresher, in my early twenties. You can send me a pm. Can't disclose my contacts on here.
heyy I sent u an invite ...did u get it

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