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barbwire2:
You are correct Sir

is her name Sandra?

SarkinYarki:
e be like I get money pass this man sef ... Shame on Buhari

bro, I fit confirm am small?

dingbang:
what's your skills?

I have a degree in Linguistics And Communication Studies: So I am competent in Public Relations, Public Speaking, Media and Advertising,Customer Services and a host of others my Discipline covered;and also with an appreciable knowledge with Computers. Lastly, I have great skills in learning new things in the shortest of time. I would be glad to render these skills soonest.

dingbang:
what's your skills?

I have a degree in Linguistics And Communication Studies. I am competent in Public Relations, Public Speaking, Media and Advertising,Customer Services and a host of others my Discipline covered;and also with an appreciable knowledge with Computers. Lastly, I have great skills in learning new things in the shortest of time.

kunmiiii:
I don't understand where the bashing is coming from, is that you guys lack comprehension or you just purposely want to ignore the emboldened select phrase to justify your criticisms of Fashola!

Use ur head. how many road accidents occur in well arranged roads as compared to those damaged ones? Check road accidents ratio in Abuja with well built roads and compare with other states with much bad roads. East west road in the south south that was once death traps now have minimal reported accidents ever since it was reconstructed. Bad roads are the major cause of road accidents—every other ones are secondary.

rosalieene:
come and date me shikina

lmao.

herzernIsHere:
3 hours conversation!

75% of Nigerian ladies today can barely hold conversation that exceeds 30 minutes.

Maybe they can if the conversation will be on make up and food.

30 minutes se? to reach 5 na war. These days their kpekus do more of that talking doing kpap kpap kpap n fap fap fab. I am happy for my guys sha, the dumber they come,the Berra for them.

GOFRONT:
Well, to be perfectly honest, this is my own opinion, without offending anyone who might think differently, from my point of view, looking at it from a different perspective, and without condemning anyones' views or by trying to objectify them while considering each and everyone's valid opinion, I honestly beleive that I completely forgot what I was going to say......

For the first time I was able to detect your nonsense writeup on time,and so did not read beyond the first four words. Guys, we all need bullshit detectors here to avoid wasting our precious time on some shits. #Seun pls help on that.

britiko:
I couldn't stop laughing. The fear of military guy is d beginning of wisdom even for ur mum. I no blame her o. Before they join her own for d matter

Oboy eh, I say I thought I was going to die,especially the moment mom acted unperturbed. I sha thanked God it ended. Finally me n d guy r good pals now that I am grown whenever he comes around n sees me.

Have you ever been in that difficult shit you wish you had the remote for time so u could rewind or fast forward it in order to delete those moments? Ok.
There was this small open-ground we normally went out to play football;however,there is a low fenced compound that overlooks it. We had been warned several times by the owner of the house not to play ball there as it always goes into the compound,which we normal jump over and collect it. So,on this particular day, it happened that Devil did a Job job on me—I played the ball and it went into the compound. As it was customary, I must be the one to go pick it. So as I jumped over the fence and paced to collect it...brothers and sisters...what I saw looking at me caused me to literary faint. I saw the full family of over 15 people staring angrily at me with devouring eyes— and among them is a military guy(landlord's son). At that moment,I saw my spirit leaving me while waving at my soulless body. I could tell it was saying something too to me,but I couldn't really hear it—but as a linguist that i am now,I believe it was saying "Elliot see gbese" or "see gobe". So,in front of me is one big pot of soup with a lot of meat n every every(which they were cooking outside for a small family occasion),and a ball inside of it. To cut the story short, the young but fiercely looking guy took me by his side, unclad me to my pant n dragged me to my house. Somehow I was glad he was taking me to my house; I thought my mom would plead on my behalf. But lo n behold, my mom denied knowing me after he told her what I did—he told her the amount of meat n every every in spoilt soup. This guy now took me back to their compound to give me the kind of beating that I have never had. When he finished,he actually asked me to take the soup and eat it. But I knew it was the same devil that put me in this mess also speaking through him in order to elongate my pains.

It was after then when i got home, the first thing my mom said after sighting me was that my food was ready and that she had bought paracetamol. I no fit shout, I was so damn angry eh! Funny enough,now that I am all grown with enough beards me n d said guy r friends.

seangy4konji:
I am cuming

where did u see bf on this thread that u r cuming?

ThothHermes:
Blame her for it. Shout to the heavens and let the whole neighborhood hear your voice. She will start apologizing immediately

I can bet u with my left ball—my very precious left ball—that bae will apologise. And it will shock your nigga what will come out of her mouth.

BravoDe:
His recent gaga shuffle nkan?

na malaria dey do u.

RichBoy247:
Someone needs to treat the old witch's fucvk up. I know somebody that can help you. His name is MC Oluomo, he is a a very good friend of the masses and also a good friend of DCP Abba Kyari

bro, mk I email u.

frowland:
If SS and SE can't see the hand of Tinubu in all this quagmire from Delta, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Imo and Ebonyi them am sorry for us. It is all about 2023, it have always been about 2022 presidential primaries and who will control more delegates.

u be beta person,ur brain dey work well. It has always been about 2023. They will so weaken n reduce SS n SE big shots to underdogs so they can get the upper hand come 2023.

Elliot2:
The only time I tried to eat a girl's money,knowing I didn't truly love her just to pay back what other girls did to me, esp my ex Sandra,it felt like something left my body just as it did Jesus. I was so uncomfortable spending the money I had to give her back. So,I am just wondering how all those girls do it. How do they comfortably dupe guys off their money in the name of fake love without feeling any guilt

Let's go girls.

The only time I tried to eat a girl's money,knowing I didn't truly love her just to pay back what other girls did to me, esp my ex Sandra,it felt like something left my body just as it did Jesus. I was so uncomfortable spending the money I had to give her back. So,I am just wondering how all those girls do it. How do they comfortably dupe guys off their money in the name of fake love without feeling any guilt

Tifunloran:
Send me his contact

See me here. dis op no try for me o

centboy123456:
bros I want to know that girl playing can u hook me up with her pls

what? u wan roll with am?

You won't believe people are really facing hard times until you read their obituaries. Three years ago while I was serving in Kogi State I saw what hard times could do to people. I couldn't move an inch without someone meeting me to beg,of which most times I did give. And there was this particular old man that stood out among them; he always asked. Man was always looking hungry. At a point I stopped giving. It didn't take more than a week before he died of hunger in his room. Funny enough, this old man always prayed that God shouldn't allow him suffer further,and that he should die a peaceful death and not one of ill health.

courna:
but why is it that it's always the females that carry the curse ??

is it that males don't carry curse too ??

why is it that it's the male that encounter bad lucks after sex ??

dont females encounter bad lucks too ??


why is it that anything spiritually bad in relationships are attributed to the females


why ? Why ? why ?

I need answers please

Satan first met Eve. And Eve lured Adam. life has not been the same ever after.

Edusouls:
Of course it's true it happens girls that live bad life are very unclean,they harbor very nasty spirits that live in them,these spirits blend very well with them,once you sex them you have opened a doorway for them into your life..it has more drastic effect than just few days bad luck,it ruins a mans life by causing unexplainable hardship for years in advance, I'll luck, bad omen,unexplained strong feeling of bond with the girl even after many years of meeting, bad and unexplained dreams, depression for no reason,behavioral changes, accidents,feeling of emptiness and sadness and in some severe cases you meet your Waterloo early..we that have this gifts to see deep, have seen that world is too deep, so be warned,many men today has been marked for condemnation and years of misery through sexual act..demons and unclean spirits are real,they don't live in Jupiter, they live in human beings we interact with daily,Goodnight...

I agree with you. I used to doubt stuffs like this,but this days do. An unknown preacher once stopped me and told me about my ex gf called Sandra being an agent of darkness. He warned me to stop seeing her or face terrible hardships, but I didn't listen. Surprisingly, my gf told me that her late father was a native doctor and that she does see his ghost every now and then. She also showed me a native bangle she always wears, saying that is were her powers are. hmm...life is spiritual o.

Kenzico:


The only one I believe is exchange of demonic spirits after and during sex....I've never heard of this one before

bro, wetin happen?

Toks2008:
Hmmmm!

One deep fact I have learnt in life is that humans will always fail you but if you pray and trust IN GOD ALONE , he will send your helper to you from a source you will never expect.... as they say in my language..."Ajumobi o kan ti anu a fi e ni ti oluwa ba ran si ni" meaning that you have family that can help does not mean they will but only the person GOD sends to us will help us.

Pray to GOD and fast also then work hard and you will see a + turn around.

True talk bro. I am hopeful anyway. Las las e go better. make God just send me my helper.

Toks2008:
Share a snipet.

quote author=Toks2008 post=76718236]

Share a snipet.[/quote]I come from a very dysfunctional home bro., that has greatly impacted on my life. I am the youngest child amongst six; the most immediate one before me is 15yrs older than I am. So it happened that I didn't grow up to have a good relationship with any one of them. While I was growing up,I usually see them once in a year or two as they all based in the city( and only once did I get to see all my siblings come together for a family meeting which ended in chaos,anyway). I remember the excitement that used to greet my face whenever they came; I had this profound respect for them then. Of a truth, not until oil was discovered in our community that a lot of people started making money and going to schools,my siblings were easily seen as among the few in affluence. But all of that affluence: one is based abroad,one works in shell,one in public service and have had several promotions, and another a top politician in the area, has not transformed into anything for the family as a whole. Only now did I realise that my elder ones have no lost love found among them—they are at loggerheads with one another. Now, I am caught up in their silent wrangling. No one of them even cares to know if I exist. The one abroad who once promised to send me over has suddenly gone cold. The annoying thing is that,people outside who could have helped my case don't help seeing my siblings. Everyone thinks I am enjoying. Lol. I am fading inside.

[quote author=Toks2008 post=76718236]Share a snipet. I come from a very dysfunctional home bro., that has greatly impacted on my life. I am the youngest child amongst six; the most immediate one before me is 15yrs older than I am. So it happened that I didn't grow up to have a good relationship with any one of them. While I was growing up,I usually see them once in a year or two as they all based in the city( and only once did I get to see all my siblings come together for a family meeting which ended in chaos,anyway). I remember the excitement that used to greet my face whenever they came; I had this profound respect for them then. Of a truth, not until oil was discovered in our community that a lot of people started making money and going to schools,my siblings were easily seen as among the few in affluence. But all of that affluence: one is based abroad,one works in shell,one in public service and have had several promotions, and another a top politician in the area, has not transformed into anything for the family as a whole. Only now did I realise that my elder ones have no lost love found among them—they are at loggerheads with one another. Now, I am caught up in their silent wrangling. No one of them even cares to know if I exist. The one abroad who once promised to send me over has suddenly gone cold. The annoying thing is that,people outside who could have helped my case don't help seeing my siblings. Everyone thinks I am enjoying. Lol. I am fading inside.

Toks2008:
Share a snipet.

I come from a very dysfunctional home bro., that has greatly impacted on my life. I am the youngest child amongst six; the most immediate one before me is 15yrs older than I am. So it happened that I didn't grow up to have a good relationship with any one of them. While I was growing up,I usually see them once in a year or two as they all based in the city( and only once did I get to see all my siblings come together for a family meeting which ended in chaos,anyway). I remember the excitement that used to greet my face whenever they came; I had this profound respect for them then. Of a truth, not until oil was discovered in our community that a lot of people started making money and going to schools,my siblings were easily seen as among the few in affluence. But all of that affluence: one is based abroad,one works in shell,one in public service and have had several promotions, and another a top politician in the area, has not transformed into anything for the family as a whole. Only now did I realise that my elder ones have no lost love found among them—they are at loggerheads with one another. Now, I am caught up in their silent wrangling. No one of them even cares to know if I exist. The one abroad who once promised to send me over has suddenly gone cold. The annoying thing is that,people outside who could have helped my case don't help seeing my siblings. Everyone thinks I am enjoying. Lol. I am fading inside.

BinDean:
You're not alone bro... There are millions of people out there going through the same condition. some even worse than yours. Keep your heads up & be steadfast. Pray to God & be grateful. Strive to be content with what you have while you work hard to improve your condition.
Don't give up. And again, you are not alone.

From God we come, and to him we shall return.
Limitless is Allah in His glory.
God Bless You

you don't want to imagine my story. it is not a story,it is a tragedy.

candlewax:
[b]I have nothing more to say other than encourage anyone passing through a hard time. It will surely pass. Trials are phases and stepping stone to greatness. I'm not yet a big as I used to despite the fact I'm very comfortable now but I know I will surpass how I began. At least friends that deserted me now respect me. I was so broke that when my house expired then, I shamefully lied to my neighbors that I was parking to somewhere else. I brought a truck parked electronics sold them and paid debt, when I was leaving the compound I abandoned my furnitures, chairs in my sitting room and beds because I had no where to take them to. It was someone I met on that day with my clothes walking aimlessly along the road that took me to his place. Rat infested kpako... � (from a well furnished apartment to squat in kpako (zinc) house) I later brought my car and will sleep in the car as I don't drive it because no fuel. Sold the car afterwards. I don't know, it was really bad, no friends, no babe, no clothes, no love, churches where I donated millions abandoned me (big reason I am now an atheist) things was getting worse, I was so broke all I had was my name. Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point[/b]

Chai! I feel like crying. I am passing through bad times now; a lot is going south and I am so exhausted.

Excaperx:
ooni of ife

who is stupider between ooni n excaperx? like for ooni,share for exxaperx.

Headlesschicken:
Stop making friends with gals that stay in d hostel,most of em need help n not love,they might give u sex for free,buh all dey want x help take note n stop confusing yuhself...

You are one of the few elderly eldered elders,the Methuselah of nairaland. I salute!

JoanHicks:
It's good they're helping the little girl, God has remembered her and her family



But I was so surprised everyone suddenly want to help the little girl, they pass through the road everyday they see little children hawking why didn't they identify with those ones, everyone is doing eye device here they should all check their neighborhood many kids are still in this girl condition too they should start from there.



The way everyone is identifying with this girl now if everyone identify with other kids I think we will make an impact

Even God himself said that the poor will always be amongst us. So? Life happens,and she happened to the lucky.