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Hidentity:
Hello,

I wish everybody here a happy new year in advance. For law students who are interested in internship with top firms, corp members and lawyers seeking employment, I feel this is an opportunity as most law firms recruit when the year begins. Try out the following:

J.B Daudu and Co
Wole Olanipekun and Co
Olujimi and Akeredolu
Ahmed Raji and Co
Aelex
ACAS-Law (Adepetun, Caxton-Martins, Agbor and Segun)
Aina Blankson
Paul Usoro
Aluko and Oyebode
Simonscooper partners
Ajumogobia and Okeke
G. Elias and co
Udo Udoma and Bello Osagie
Odujurin and Adefulu
Abdulai, Taiwo and co
Templars
Akanbi and Wigwe
Banwo and Ighodalo
Ikeyi and Arifayan
Olaniwun Ajayi
Ricky Tarfa and Co
RotimI Williams and Co
Rotimi Jacob and co
Yusuf Ali and co
Blackfriars
Femi Okunnu and co
Femi Falana and Co
Punuka Attorneys and Solicitors
Afe Babalola and Co
Babalakin and Co.
Akinboro and Co
Esher and Makarios

All the best, friends.

Hi there! how can I get through to Femi Falana and co. for legal service?

I have once told a story here about a couple who got the award for the most peaceful union in my area. That union was between a chronic alcoholic and talkative and a housewife whose combination is marvelling. There was virtually no one the man did not fight with: from the bar attendants to neighbors at home. But despite that nuisance,there was no day neighbours saw PR heard them fight. The secret was "understanding".

lefulefu:
u have spirit wife.u need to go to ur village for spiritual cleansing.

This is the most probable reason,believe me. These shits are real.

columbus007:
Am not a fan of that short goat messi.

The tall goat you know is at home watching the short goat going for another... hmm..world best title. #put some respect on that name—Short Goat.

HigherEd:
The jet in itself can never be the problem.
With God, intentions really ultimately matters. God cursed Cain for Killing Abel from the wickedness of his heart. That same God vindicated Moses for killing the Egyptian who was oppressing the Israelites.

The Law of God states that "thou shalt not kill" yet David slew thousands and God never said a word. The day David murdered an innocent man and committed adultery, he paid dearly for it. What differentiated all these killings and their varied responses from God was motive.

If a person genuinely in his heart believes that a Private jet amplifies his capacity to preach the gospel then he should go ahead and purchase the jet. The wrong thing would be to buy it to show off or compete or to make such things priority over direct charity. But if you think that private jet in itself is sinful then you are being naive. There's no difference between a private jet and a private car. The same reason a person needs to buy a private car is the same that justifies a private jet purchase.{remember intentions really matters than cost, again, David slaughtered thousands and never got punished, but he killed one man unjustly and paid for it. Buying a bicycle for the wrong reason is in fact worse than buying a private jet for the right reason}




It's amazing but God does not hassle or compete with humans. The bible says in Mark 11:24 "Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them"

Whatever you desire! The bible is making it clear that the desires of his children matters and is only secondary to God's desires... If as a Christian you desire poverty you will get poverty, if you desire wealth you will get wealth...

You have said it all,bro.

LordCenturion:
Life!, during the time,they will think maybe the time is moving slowing and there is more time for them,but all of keep fading slowly untill their entire generation vanished,many generations has passed by,our generation is going as well,untill people of 2098 will be seeing the the way people of 2020 use to dress,walk,styles etc,they will feel like,this is an old school....

Time flies

Any generation that will call our own old school will be aliens.

mrkings84:
SUGGEST THE MOST APPROPRIATE OPPOSITE OF LIVERPOOL AND WIN RECHARGE CARDS!

Paperbull (aka the great pretenders). The savagery is hidden.

pocohantas:
At what point did she say she doesn't need it?

Plus she can need sexual satisfaction, but not from human prick. The result is the most important thing. Plenty ways to kill a rat.

The mental image in her or your head is a man banging,and not the Love Machine.

Ziel20:
Dude or whosoever it is that was chatting with that girl was so careless. She made it clear that she can't help herself but think about taking her life and she even said if she'll be alive the next day and all the idiot could say was u r a strong woman. She's obviously a child and was in a helpless situation yet the dude couldn't play hero to reach to her problem. Depression is REAL and that shit takes away every obvious survival option and present only the easiest route (suicide) to its victims. Let's watch out for each other. So bad.

u don't understand one thing about suicide. no body really understands until it is late — not even the victim does too. Most appear like jokes until the end. If she did not commit the suicide,those her statement would have been seen as mere words.

philosophie:
I think I'm the next to leave this trap called life. I'd flavor my sniper tho, I'd add some campari to it, makes the slide frictionless. Bye palz

I don't know why my depression does not evoke suicide thoughts; I think I need help. I am not normal. How can I be this depressed and not suicidal,like wtf. Every day I wake up to these annoying situations that have refused to go away—especially brokeness and health wise. Does it mean that I can't even afford suicide thoughts again? what is happening to me?

BornagainThief:
Is like they value money more than anything in the east

We have seen those who don't love money doing all their best not to like it: from mining skulls for rituals in the sw,militancy and kidnapping in the ss, and use of terrorism and kidnapping in the north. Thank you.

The day a doctor told me that nothing was wrong with me,and that I was only imagining the pains I felt made me became a semi-herbalist myself. I cannot put my life in the hands of naija docs.

Look at what she was missing all the while she was in perpetual 16years— my bad, this is why she hurriedly turned 18years from 16. Small girl with big demon(dis one no be god o).

merahki:
But the normal reaction when people insult someone for being too dark is not to bleach
I believe that bleaching is a self erasing act much worse than insulting people for being too dark.
As a child I used to feel somewhat sorry for very fair people. I became an adult before realizing people actually prefer lighter skins

If I had the powers,only black girls go dey dis world. my luv for black girls eh,na craze.

There is a guy at rumuji (if I am not mistaken) police station— I shared same cell with him—who has been there for months before I got there. Offence? He said that he knocked down someone,and when he tried to get down to see if there was life or not and to do the necessary, the residents that were coming out scared him so he quickly drove to the police station to report. He alleged that the police did not go with him to inquire, they just threw him inside;and that they did not take his request to sue him to court. If that guy has not been released,then he would have spent four years or so.

Lol. I have once been hunted by assassins for speaking up to the powers that in Bayelsa State. Funny enough, na youths like me dem send come to come kill me.

MatthAnn:
Thats the spirit honey
Just make something out of life,anything.
Once dead,those alive move on (no two ways about it)

They move pretty fast,some even before one is laid to rest. I shall be strong.
p.s. thanks for d words.

Anagha123:
Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn't something you do the first time you think of doing it.

I see. If so I pray I don't get that courage to do it.

Anagha123:
School is overrated in this part of the world. Why will a young man like this commits suicide if not for his mentality that believe without school he can achieve his dreams.

People with dreams and visions can not commits suicide, when you are face with difficulty know that people have gone through that and come out successful.

Life is a stage, you must progress to see the other stages.

I know how is feel being depressed, I was supposed to graduate last year and serve this year. But unknown to me that a GST course I wrote in my 100 level was missing. From 100 level to 400, I have no carry over and in my results on that particular course I was seeing I score B until I got a call from course adviser telling me that my GST 112 was missing when they were collating all the results before they will submit it to senate. I went to GST department and did everything possible to get the missing result but all to no avail. I was depressed because I didn't know how to tell my family the bad news. They believe I was brilliant and why will I have to wait another year because of a mistake by my department. Till now I have not been able to tell them.

The truth is you don't value what you have until you loss it. You will not value life until you loss it.

Suicide is not the way, it might look impossible now but years to come you will look at that problem and laugh.

I am writing this for those who are depressed and who think is over for them but remember is not over until God say is over.

I have been having depressions for the past 10years. I could have committed suicide,but knowing that my name will forever be damaged, and also the very people around me who could have helped me in my difficult moments making jests or showing hypocritical sympathy on my dead body scares me. My body may not feel any pains,but I imagine my spirit feeling real pains. #suicideisano. I die living.

If I had the means I would have helped that poor man. In as much as I don't know the true story,I still feel pity for him. look,if you are a man and you have ever been jilted by a lady after a sudden upgrade in her life, u will know how hurt it feels.

Offpoint:
If Buhari could blamed passed government for his inability to impregnate or satisfy Aisha sexually, then who the hell is Sopulu not to blame Nigerian Government?


My Ex blamed me for her inabilities to achieved orgasms, like I was her creator.


Anyways, youth say no to drugs, if you're really desperate to get rich quick... I know an herbalist that accept balls for money rituals. I did mine, but I'm still broke cuz my balls are microscopic.

Too much masturbation shrunk your balls. Ehya!

NOETHNICITY:
My 500k,with the potential to increase this, is preferable to that $3k which comes after slaving my ass on multiple jobs a day in the USA, paying numerous unexplained taxes and stands the risk of being treated as a 3rd class citizen with no right.

Not bragging bro, in Nigeria I live happily like a king

and end up using your #500k to buy imported goods to live a comfortable life. Ari ifamba eh!

RemiTinubu:
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nope he doesn't play for charity because those clubs can't afford his services

Bro you don't know anything about football
stick to your favorite sports

my childhood friend here plays Berra than you fake goat.

RemiTinubu:
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till he do this
he's still far behind Ronaldo
it's not about talk
it's about stats and reality

kiss the truth

Man u,Real madrid n Juve r no small clubs as at when Ronaldo joined them. Your goat should be helping genoa rather.

At the end of the banters, before you retire to sleep,and the day's activities start replaying in your mind,only there and then,in our absence,like a confession before the priest, do you accept,without any reluctance,that Merci is the one and only true GOAT.

I don't know if it is medical,spiritual or anything else,but I want you to understand that the least you could do is to love her with all that flaws. Don't always think your mom is a troublesome woman;the truth is everyone is troublesome. It just happens that your mom is confrontational,and if you care so much to understand her then you will find out that those she fights very much are at fault as much as she is. Growing up,I also thought my mom was a troublesome person, but now I know better. This life is one hell of a place that is filled with different people trying to feed on your weaknesses,and the least you could do is to put on resistance —and the result is confrontations.

gypsey:
Clear off! Fool! stop trying to shove your Religious crap down people's throats. Jesus doesn't exist and never existed. it is all in your crazy imaginations.

There are no prove that Your so called Jesus ever existed or his families.

The only Jesus that exists is my Venezuelan Friend Jesus carlos Santos.

funny enough, funny,funny enough. las las u go dey alright.

Kayceenaz:
Before you rush to judge this judge, bear in mind that it could have been anyone. Perhaps, you would have done same for reasons you thought were apt under similar circumstances. Read and move on, let the law do its job.

most don't deserve pity. Nigeria is what it is because of the bad eggs in the judiciary. Only few uphold the law.

hisexcellency34:
very wicked judge

how I wish the chief justice of my state could be probed. I would love to write a petition against her. Most judges are the problem of Nigeria and need to be cleansed from the system.

NPComplete:
Yes or no. U go come? Let's start preparing for u. All this one u are talking doesn't concern me. U think u are the first person that will try to prove juju to me abi? Lol.

Pick a date and let's plan for it

OK. lemme consult "the "Obobo" of Ekpesu" first

NPComplete:
Bayelsa? Come Lagos na. We will cover ur transport as soon as u get here. Carry enough leaves and alligator pepper o.

Two can play,remember? No abeg o?

NPComplete:
Oya na. Are u in Lagos? I can sponsor u to come to Lagos if u aren't. Somebody wan make him mama cry.

B.Y