₦airaland Forum

shachris05:



Trash. We all know who the father thugery and ballot snatching is. come to lagos and witness ballot snatching at its ugliest.

Nobody is supporting ballot snatching. What we are saying is that we already have punishment stipulated by our constitution for ballot snatching. If you feel that that law is not sufficient enough, then kindly raise it with the NA and amend the laws to say 'shoot ballot snatchers at sight'.

As of now our law on ballot snatching Section 129 (4) of the Electoral Act states, “Any person who snatches or destroys any election material commits an offence and is liable on conviction to 24 months imprisonment.”

Anything contrary to this means we are running a banana republic where anyone can choose to do anything he FEELS is right.

go n snatch first na.

Speedyconnect15:
So one goes to pharmacypharmacy and says: .Sir, I need yellow capsule?"

Are u a pharmacist?

NLC is mad. There are thousands of poor pupils out there who don't see food to eat talk less of a good meal. And so those meals provided by the govt is one act of saving them from the untold sufferings. I saw things while serving in Kogi State; it was so bad that I spent d least #500 everyday buying food n snacks for the kids. And in turn, the kids became happier and eager to learn when I taught. We can only sue for transparency and sincerity on the part of the govt in executing d policy.

Speedyconnect15:
Red yellow capsule?
How?

What are those?

Go to any pharmacy, they know it. D combination of d bitter leaf water n d capsules is very effective for stomach ulcer. #for advice purpose o.

use white and yellow capsules and bitter leaf water for peptic ulcer. #for advice purpose only.

vikstandon:
I have always believed that what many push against is the right thing to do... Because my world finds reasons to do the wrong.


I am not a faithful tither... Sometimes I have tithed 10 months in a year. I fed so well when I tithed, I didn't spend money on drugs and didn't have someone swindle me or my money lost in buying things that have no value.
The little I had left after tithing carried me through...Is better than when I took all in and had to borrow to scale the month through.

When I became selfish and took all in I suffered greatly!

Spiritual matters are not meant for all...the Supernatural are realm for a few, not all can attain that height.
The devil even know it is a place of abundance... It must not manifest in material things only.
He owns a mansion and suffers all flying sickness. Cancer. Hepatitis etc is not prosperity. Read 3 John 1:2

You only become more prudent in spending ur left cash after a 10% cut therefore looking like something magic happened; and moreover ur mind helps to heal most of ur health issues since it is at peace or in a self denial state of reality. Whichever way, just anybody can do that without necessarily paying tithe

Lazyreporta:
I don't mind bro

OK. no p then. will check my notes n get some u.

Lazyreporta:
Thanks.

Repackaging it
It's been 5years we recorded it

Kudos bro. I can write u songs for free if u don't mind.

Binikingdowm:
I said shut up

if not for them..








dude is right.

Narcissists are the most interesting and intelligent people on earth. They are the test for common sense. An encounter with them will show the level of ur self awareness,self worth,confidence,ur iq in decision making, e.t.c. They can make you realise how stupid you have been,how stupid u are now,and lastly how stupid u will be. These are one set of fellas that bring us to face reality,waking us up from d delusion and the built up fairy tales of childhood about perfection of people and things. It is your problem if u are unwise; nobody owes u an apology. They are the animal side of man,they side that acknowledges the survival instinct. Call the police if you have any problems! Funny thing is, we all can't do without a little narcissistic act to survive this cruel world.

It has not been easy since I graduated three years ago. All though I had the opportunity to travel to Australia in my 200levels but I wasted it,when in my naivety I said I was going to continue and get my certificate since I had wasted a year already and paid school fees for d second year. As at then,my bro saw reasons with me and promised to send me to either south Africa or Canada when I was done. funny thing is my cousin sis even graduated before me as she jumped on the opportunity and now she is doing great in Australia. But ever since I graduated,my bro has been cold towards me. so, I have got to move on. But I must say I wasn't prepared for this harsh Nigerian labour market as my mind was fixed on his promise of going abroad. I am damn depressed here: I also lost out in the last interview that was done to recruit civil servants in Bayelsa State even though I got an impressive score (93) at the first trials. Now,here I am, a bittered soul looking for every and any thread to curse Buhari for his ineptitude, and also the PDP for their idiocy. Only God will punish all Nigerian leaders for failing me! However, on a positive note, I am waiting for works to fully start at NLNG for phase3,am sure of getting employed. Meantime,I am in a mission to find the cure for HIV and AIDS and some common health issues using natural plants and DIY methods. E.g those suffering from stomach ulcers should use red and yellow capsules like twenty,mix it with a milk tin sized bitter leaf water and thereafter drink two spoons full twice a day. Continue for two weeks.

sonofElElyon:
You can not just test herbal drugs on people like that!!! Take your time o!!! Do you know the side effects? What about the risk of over dose and the consequences?

dey dia dey form English man,u hear? dey wait for them to approve everything thing, even ur brain before u use it o?

Bamss1:
go and look for rat

how do I get them infected?

I have this plant I strongly believe could cure HIV n aids. I am looking for patients to try it with in confidence. I pray it work,so I could commercialise it. #i am serious o.

So no ipob member was shot dead today?

candlewax:
Thanks what you said is partly true, but somehow i survive the wolves. Even though I lose much because I'm a good guy but let's stay on track. I need my apartment back

u need to kick that fool outta ur house. I once lived with such foolish being. He is just taking u for a ride knowing how meek u r.

Hello guys,I am in a fix right now. I need help!

dasparrow:
Marraige nowadays has become a joke. The rate at which married women are getting infected with AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases by their philandering husbands is a great cause for concern. There is just too much infidelity and domestic violence in today's marraiges.

Most married people - especially Nigerians - are miserable though they won't admit it. They pretend to be happy and post happy pictures on Facebook while they secretly nurse their sexually-transmitted-diseased private parts in the secret and cry themselves to sleep at night. You think we don't know? Yeye dey smell!

People have become jokers-but definitely not marriage.

I don't understand why anyone would think marriage is meaningless. It is like saying whatever relationship u r in is meaningless. It is irrational to think and say so. It thus means you don't trust yourself and do not trust ur partner,and also for that which you feel and share. Marriage is the boldest statement one makes in a relationship. It is that simple. If you are naive about what a marriage statement means,then stay single.

MissRaine69:
The thing that makes relationships work is you that find someone who shares the same ideals as you. Problem solved.
And what makes you think I want children?

Lol. methinks u don't have any good man. like,which good man thinks and agrees to no marriage, which is just a mere but significant public show of affection for each other. Marriage does not take anything away from a good relationship;it is meant to separate d boys from d men.

crushed on this girl at jss2, spent almost all my lunch money buying her snacks everyday. when I got tired,I decided to tell her my mind. But I told her I had something to tell her,and that I wanted it to be special. However,before that d-day, my mom had asked me to wash fermented cassava for fufu, so unfortunately I got a stench as a result. I thought I did everything to get d stench away; I practically emptied my perfume and took several baths. But it didn't. Getting to class, I felt on top of d world though, couldn't wait for break time. And when it came,I took her to d sales woman and got her snacks with all d money I had on me,took her to one serene corner. All was fine as we discussed, but along d line,just immediately before I could tell her d real gist...Just that moment of pause when I was struggling to tell her what's up...brothers and sisters...just about d time bannie just finished with d last biscuit n mineral...my god!
"Elliot,your body is smelling fufu fufu! Chai! Go and bath. I am going..."
Guys, I am still on d bannie's case. I just want my money for d snacks only.

If girls can define what they want in relationships from the onset,then I bet you,even the ashawos will be respected. Nothing intimidates a man than a woman who knows her self worth is and is not given to the mere flattery of men. Girls have so much power in a relationship over men that they don't realise. Their simple "yes or no" is so powerful over d most macho man.

hisexcellency34:
If you want to employ Atiku and you read what his previous employer, Obasanjo wrote about him in his book 'My Watch', be sincere, WILL YOU EMPLOY HIM?

If you want to employ Atiku and you read what the Jagaban Tinubu said of him "Nigeria needs men like Atiku", who d hell r u hisexcellency34 not to employ him? Are u werey,do u want to be unfortunate? do u want ur #30k bmc salary slashed in six?

PhukaPhuka:

i once heard from a conspiracy theorist that somebori wanted to set atiku up just like it was done to a past state gov but as a wise guy, he diverted n lodged d money somewhere else. so when he didn't show up at where he was meant to go, where he would have been caught and accused of money laundering. Someone therefore got angry that his plan was thwarted, started singing atiku is corrupt to moan his lose when those money were not returned back to him.

princemillla:
Mehn Atiku really didn't impress me with this. There is no way Atiku will fight corruption with this amnesty thing.

We want every single person's who have squandered our money prosecuted and sent to prison. Not amnesty.

We need to get tough and not giving them a soft landing to gain popularity and majority

he doesn't need to impress u before he makes sense to high IQ people. u as an ordinary Nigerian make not serve in a country like ours that full blown war is directed at corruption. Every aspect of the nation will stand still! Only through a systematic blockage of corruption through system improvement can achieve it; it is not the macho man style of your idol.

cococandy:
The most nonsensical post ever

Na u no get brain! how would u feel if a gay person molests ur child! The trauma can never be the same.

homealone00:
Chairman, I never supported what the Northerners did to the igbos but we ought to be frank to ourselves a bit... Am talking as per the coup you can't go to someone house kill the father, kill the mother and the children and you won't get backlash from the family. It's never done.

so,d Igbo's wey die for 1945 n 53 no be pipo children n parents, there killers no deserve backlash? Igbo's died in their thousands,but only how many pipo wet no reach twenty,una take am personal. e fair? can u bare what the Igbo's are passing through?

maestroferdi:
Looking for an Igbo name...



Well, I found one...

mumu. u didn't look for urhobo name,ijaw name,kalabari name,efik, e.t.c. when una wan wail, una go use us join, but of better come una go look for only una selves. Igbo name kee u dia

dockokwus:
This man is brain dead I swear!
How can you pose with someone contesting against your party's elected candidate?
Posing with Ugwumba would put confusion in the minds of APC party members:'is he indirectly telling us he prefers Ugwumba to the party's official candidate?'
If he later also poses with APC 's official candidate,Hope Uzodinma,the confusion will now reach clownish levels.
Never seen a more disastrous president and assumed party leader.

u r not that wise sha.

how will atiku fight corruption? one question I am yet to hear from sane nigerians.

akdjr:
Na why south south deny am. cox everyone knows he just want to lead his people to death. NK has done same again

Na why adako boro and ken saro wiwa were killed like common criminals na. u never see anything! come and take ur resource control na. obori,Mali!

homealone00:
and ask your Ancestors why they started killing them in the north...

what did d Igbo's do in 1945 and 53,that they were killed in thousands by the north? was it a coup that warranted it,u half formed blood thirsty cretin?