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dingbang:
I regard you bros

na me tuale pass. how far for d job side,any thing for your boy? i don pm you my skills as asked o. I fit do am on formal level if you want sef. Baba I beg epp somebori pikin. Thanks***

This thing is not a product of prayers,hard work nor luck; it is the willingness of people to do good. If you like pray from today till the next day...work till u faint or u beckon on luck till next year,if people are not willing to do good,especially the right thing, you can't curry favour.
Growing up, I thought I had the talent to write, and I did write. I spent several hours writing stuffs I had imagined. when I was done, I took it to several people I thought could help me publish it. but alas,none helped me including my own siblings with the finance
And again I developed some love for singing,n so I approached those I thought could help me. But none came through. Look, I have seen a lot in life to believe that none of prayers,hard work and luck helps a man to grow but the sheer willingness of people around you to notice your talent, then support and help you grow.
Stay around wicked people and watch luck,prayers n your hard work make no impression on them to help u whether you merit it or not. I am one person who loves to help others but i get in return. It was just last month I helped someone with cash but today I can't even get #5k from people to sort my own probs.
Presently now, what I ask in life is to be in that position to be the reward to others hard work, the answer to their prayers and the to fulfil the their horoscope of luck.

dingbang:
so this is the new trick to have sex with a girl without condom

lol. baba hwfa n

Unrated900:
Nice one brother

You are my new friend here now.

Not all this asshole on nairaland

What's your occupation incase one can always connect

Who knows

As for me I sell cars and help people to buy as well depends on their budget

the boss, I fit discuss something with you?

And here I am looking for #5k to sort a pressing issue. Every nairalander just reads n passes d text. Chai!

I can't count how many times I have saved keke n taxi drivers from parting away the normal egunje they pay the olokpas,and or being searched. Just a smile on my face and a "officer officer,good morning dis afternoon. I dey hail o," from where I am seated does the magic. Look,we are all frustrated, including the olokpas,so u trying to add yours to them is the most unfortunate thing to do. Be polite with them even when they are not, at the end of the day u can quote the law if offended when Naija is no longer a zoo. For now just respect yasef b be mindful of ur village pipo.

Unrated900:
Nice one brother

You are my new friend here now.

Not all this asshole on nairaland

What's your occupation incase one can always connect

Who knows

As for me I sell cars and help people to buy as well depends on their budget

OK. I am a graduate of Linguistics n comm. studies; though I am not working yet. Do you sell busses?

EmekaBlue:
After all u wrote,u need money! Thats how the lady also need money to sort pressing issues in her life not long time dream of campaign

Yea. She could do that without attacking the kid n her family,u know. Or I guess,attacking them actually brings d money quicker.

Unrated900:
I agreed but still has a pharaoh mind to that

OK. But don't be too harsh on them when they do—it is quite funny n entertaining watching them do. u know.

I am surprised people are supporting Stephanie. Why can't people do good for the good of it—be altruistic? Stephanie has a good chance of making it big through little girl Success; let her cash on this story. If I were she,I would quickly start a movement (campaign) of searching for the downtrodden kids and all and give them this kind of publicity, n watch as sponsors come to her help. She has the platform already, but girl only care about the poor Success' money. It is a pity,really! #Guys,please I need someone to help me with #5k to sort something pressing.

Unrated900:
You are right

Bro believe me if I hear

Such from my kids
No more dstv payment

Besides they are just 5 and 2

u can't stop it o. They equally pick those lines from friends in school.

Chai,depression is bad sha. I am in same shi t this moment. it is well sha.

Joromi12:
just cos u wan nack. U dey deceive the gal

Is it ur knack? besides,she is fine n chicky

[quote author=tohyorsih post=76930541][/quote]ur meme collection no be here o. u really for all dem village people mercenaries o.

princealexndre:
But u are fine oh

I hope u clicked d "like" button after u saw wetin u find go there, if not Amadioha n sanga go just do collabo for ur head with thunder.

noisy45:
The ship is close to the sea beach self they will all survive. If I dey there I for don swim comot. Ijaw man nah fish

binaowei,tubara? u follow for the ijaw man is a fish gang crew?

Alexrayz:
Nigeria is bad Nigeria is bad won't u try ur own bit must u always think worst it like going to ur neighbors house and shouting how ur house is dirty and they don't cook unlike his own.. just saying this the only land we can call ours we didn't choose to be here we just got try our best change begin with u

If u like preach from now till tomorrow,ur patriotism will not save u in a situation like this unless u r some cow. I know that you know Leah is still not found.

Notatribalist:
big fool,keep selling your country to outsiders.. Idiot.

mr patriot n face of patriotism,don't pray to be in this kind of situation o. Leah Shuabu is still no where to be found.

Onijagidijagan:
Some guys mumu die.... Girls that has broken up with me are close 50 and still strong and unheartbroken

only 50? mcheew,u r still far behind in the breakups chain.. Bia,come take my ex Sandra to make am 51. These subsistence farm tools shouldn't be taken seriously.

I still remember a particular day a married woman came to our area with her husband's SUV to disturb her once ex bf. Nigga kept dodging her but bannie persisted.

When she dey follow u take codeine and trams,dey give u bad ass sex, u know sey e no go end there. He who brings an ant infested firewood...

Unrated900:
He only sang those stupid songs to get rich and fame

Thank God my kids don't know him.

Even as they grew up they didnt listened to his songs.

Train up a child in the way they should.

U will be shocked to know your kids already know his lyrics a—z. u haven't just had d opportunity to walk onto them while on it. "shaky shaky issa goal".. I heard it first from my five year old nephew.

this is how I would have balled had my family won the land dispute against our opponent. A land that has a mini refinery and has one of the best and large amount of crude and gas. I would have gone into oil biz. chai!!! Thunder fire poverty!!

azraeljaheel:
If you had seen her would it have changed anything !!!!!



May her soul Rest In Peace

yea. Same thing happened to me. It took my over 11yrs to find my childhood crush,miebi. Even when I was told she had died,I didn't give up the search until I found her. Sadly it was her twin sista that died.

handsomebanana:
Lol
E be like say u reach well well

nah, small dough been dey enter hand through scholarships.

handsomebanana:
Na ur own worse pass.
U dey shy for ur money.
U go cook, wash plate.

U tel d guy off, e dey tell word, u no change am for am back.
Lol

bro,I suffered o. Na comfam obote I been be o. For d cooking he said earlier he doesn't know cos his sibling are all females
I said no pro abt DAT. O mehn, for 1k food, nigga go only contribute #100, na me go shop n Still tidy am. nigga go chop drop dishes for sink. All d stuffs in d room: from home theatre to TV,foam to ac to every every was me,na me love-vendor am. Nigga go lock me for hours outside lashing bannies. Nigga was a full blown narcissistic Alfa male. On a positive side,I learnt a lot from him though on how to treat girls like trash,how to bargain deals, how to express one's self,etc.

mrpoul:
I have,
for some weeks now

but today that I just cook and was hoping the food will take me up to 2 days he just come around

My igbo friend Okafor taught me how to deal with such people. Don't wait for him to ask you if you have money or food, immediately u sight him coming towards you,increase ur pace to meet up with him. Don't allow him to talk first o. Keep ur face like u r in urgent need of cash or food, and then ask him if he could help u with food or cash( for d cash call an amount u know he can't afford;tell him u will pay back). Look,when he says he doesn't have,he won't ask u either. Do that whenever he comes around until he gets tired of u. #Okafor issa goal. Igbo Amaka for life.

mrpoul:
There is this guy I once went for him to tutor me in one particular course, in that process I discovered that he has not eaten, so I gave him some money to buy food, another day he came to my house complaining he was hungry, I gave him my food to eat.

There was one weekend, he told me that he did not have money and he was expecting money the next week, throughout that weekend he ate in my side promising that when his parent sent money, he will repay but when the money came he used it to buy watch and some other irrelevant things. He didn't repay which affected me badly because of the money my struggling parent use to sent to me which is always small #10000 every three weeks.

Ever since then anytime he sees me in school and when he comes to my house he will ask if I have cook? Which I don't know how to tell him no.

Kpele. I had same issue while in school: my roommate n neighbour finished my life eh. all my 40k a month was for them. the annoying part was that I was the one cooking and also washing the dishes. Was too shy to say no to their bullshit,and when it got to my neck I had to vent my anger. Do you know what my roomie said to me? "na you feed me from when them born me? me wey just dey manage ur food wey dey always purge my belle". I moved out immediately and stayed on my own,and promised myself I will never do good that will hurt me. The Bible said love ur neighbor as thyself. Look,I no fit love u without loving myself and sanity.

heskeyw:
Truth is that NYSC doesn't post these corpers directly to schools. They are initially posted to a firm , who will reject them and send them bk to NYSC, who in turn will have no option than to repost them to schools. Wetn dey baffle me be say : why will a firm reject corpers? You don't pay them, u don't give them accommodation, u don't feed them, they r just there to work for you, yet u reject them. I tire. When I was posted to a school in plateau state, the principal told us that he requested for 30 corpers ( since it doesn't cost him anything). No pay, no accommodation, no feeding.

most don't want them to get exposed to the industry facilities and the system,which will widen their knowledge base and give them an hedge for d real biz after service. na demons we get for naija as humans.

dingbang:
what's your skills?

boss

bixton:
Don't take such statement too serious.
The presidency is rotational and needs not to be written.
These persons are just peddlers trying to seek attention.
Naturally its supposed to go to the East but as long as they barely played any significant impact in the last election it will move to the West. That's as far as APC will move.
The PDP will have to think of something but not fielding a northern aspirant for president because that will be their uttermost downfall.

There is no agreement any where for rotation. And besides,the north just want to complete their years.

barbwire2:
Still on this Story. Am going to expose this girl and her Facebook contact and a few of the nudes. Coz am so vexed right now

Guy calm down. Don't expose anything,it is not ur body or life. u don't own her. U were happy when she asked u out right? Same way she ask others out...so calm down. However,u can send her nude to some few trusted nairalanders who masturbate in order to epp their ministry.