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NPComplete:
Shut up there. You will know someone who hasn't ever used any form of juju in his life by the way he talks. Seven roots. Hahahaha. Clown.

Eat it na and let us meet somewhere let me try a real gun on u. Nonsense.

two can play? if it doesn't enter, d weapon must be used on u too o?

NPComplete:
All these stupid stories about bullets not entering the body are just purely moronic.
Most of the guns this fuckheads use are just glorified Dane guns. Some of them were forged by some local welders and it doesn't shoot accurately.
If u notice the guns they collect from the hands of this small time touts in the area, they look like flare guns used for signaling. Nonsense upon nonsense.

Just to tell u that those stories of bulletproof juju are nonsense, why haven't those guys done juju for wood and sticks so that they will be immune to blunt force?

Every time we hear about people being bludgeoned to death because the bullets shot at them were ineffective due to their voodoo fortifications. So by now every Tom, Dick and Harry who involves himself with any violent group should know that sticks is the weapon of resort when guns don't work. If juju really works why haven't they gotten juju for sticks and stones?

You guys talk too much,I swear! There are leafs u will chew alongside alligator pepper . Or pick seven roots of the plant used in cleaning ear wax used by villagers,make some incantations n eat it.

agbonkamen:
you are so disrespectful you should have insulted me not my family.

na u first start na

diehard1:
Christians I believe emulate Christ. What would Christ have done to his follower in similar condition?

Christ would say his sheep obey him. So? is d boy ready to obey him by sitting at the front?

perpeling22:
But not in that way nah. Me personally, I don't like sitting at the front sit. The priest no try at all

A lot of people don't like sitting at the front. so? all the chairs at the front should be empty?

moscobabs:
See this:

His phone rang in church by accident during prayers.

The Pastor scolded him.

The worshippers admonished him after prayers for interrupting.

His wife kept on lecturing on his carelessness all the way home.

His co-vineyard workers shook their heads in disgust

You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face.

He never stepped foot in the church again.

That evening, he went to a bar.

He was still nervous and trembling.

He spilled his drink on the table, bottle falls by accident and it splashed on some people.

Those it touched rushed towards him. He closed his eyes expecting bashing of words or slaps.

Instead they cared to know if he didn’t get a cut from the broken bottle.

The waiter apologized and gave him a napkin to clean himself.

The janitor mopped the floor.

The female manager offered him a complimentary drink.

She also gave him a huge hug and a peck while saying, "Don't worry man. Who doesn't make mistakes?"

He has not stopped going to that bar since then.

#Lesson

Sometimes our attitude as believers drives souls to Hell.

You can make a difference by how you treat people especially when they make mistakes.

* IF you cannot be a bridge to connect people, then do not be a wall to separate them.

* IF you cannot be a light to brighten people's good deeds then do not be darkness covering their efforts.

* IF you cannot be water to help people's crops sprout, then do not be a pest destroying their crops.

* IF you cannot be a vaccine to give life, do not be a virus to terminate it.

* IF you cannot be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try to be a nice eraser to remove their sadness.

We can always be each others keeper, let us resolve to heal the world and make it a better place. Yes, we can.

las las, na DAT bar him love go end.

lonelydora:
The priest has failed woefully in his priestly duties. He forgot the passage that says "there is joy in heaven over one soul won". The church is not for the 'clean' but for the unclean. The church is a place where the unclean comes to get cleaned.

The same way hospital is not for the healthy but for the sick.

I recommend the priest should be given 'oche azu' for at least 3 months.

use ur head na? Who in his right sense dictates to a doctor how to do his job,how much more the church? If you can not obey simply instructions from the priest,then is it God you will obey? Nobody dey beg anybody to be saved,na ur cross. Boy should get lost.

Happa7:
So many things go into why people do what they do. Agreed, all the parties were wrong in some way but let's really think if it: if I have truly gone to meet God in worship, why stay far from him? If I'm invited forward, why refuse? As a representative of Christ among his people, why cast any out except he that is destined to be lost? The thought here is, why do we go do what we do? Before casting accusing fingers, let's look deeply into ourselves and examine our lives. Have you been, the young man, the ushers or the priest lately? Choose wisely your condemnation. Happy Passion/Palm Sunday to us all.

The young man is wrong. If everybody should be allowed to sit wherever they want then there won't be any orderliness as most people detest sitting at the front.

decatalyst:
While I don't feel it is right for the "boy" to disrespect the "appointed" protocols, I am disappointed in the way some churches go about delivering the message of Christ Jesus these days!

Jesus welcomed everyone, the downtrodden, the poor, the rich, the homeless, the wealthy, the strong the weak...to be able to 'feed' them the word so that they may be healed, saved, blessed and go on to preach the Gospel.

The Church these days is going against the teachings and practice of Christ.

This is disheartening!

Ehen! So na who come drive the traders from the synagogue in anger? Chibuke?

antagonist:
hmmm

this is an article from March 2017 where the police said they arrested the same killers

so were those they arrested innocent? what kind of magic is this?

propaganda!!! D recent police episodes of misbehaviors need to be countered.

hannahwealth:
Stop deceiving the public. The prices is not as outrageous as your presenting. I'm also a Landlady In PH, Rumuorlumeni to be precise so I know what I'm talking about.

Which part of the article is wrong?

stonemasonn:
when was the last time an Igbo was president?

When did our recent democracy start? Look,unless there happens some kind of military takeover or disintegration, the Igbo man will become president. I can bet my balls for that.

maasoap:
You may not want to hear this but it is the reality. SS are more politically advanced than you people in SE. You're more or less driven by hate and not common sense. You cried and still crying more than the bereaved. Why can't you just take a look at the just concluded presidential election results? Look at the APC/Buhari's votes in the SS and compare it to that of your region! That's a pointer

If not for gej,how is the ss more politically advanced than the east? in what way have they benefited from that advancement?

sapele914:
Port Harcourt is still part of Nigeria,stop dreaming you have nothing everywhere you know from aba to port harcourt to calabar belongs to the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Bakassi has been handed over to Cameroon so you may be worse than a stateless gypsy.

While u rejoice over the igbos,our oil n environment waste away. At the end of the day,we remain the biggest losers,and not the igbos.

delectablegyal:
long I saw this report card. seeing it now reminds me of my primary school days. I took the first position through out. I'm the boss.

lol. first position was my birth right then.

Pierced:
She went for a scan and it was fibroid that appeared.

She's not on any therapy

Use bitter leaf water, the water from the second wash, add milk and drink it. #God has given us all herbs for our benefit. Good luck, and God's healing.

sinola:
How do Nigeria police does this sef...i mean catching these hoodlums even after committing these crimes.
Although,i've come to realize something about them,each time there is public outcry especially on social media on any criminality,that is when you will see them swing into action and catch the culprit within days...kudos to them sha.

criminals here are not that smart. they may have been traced through the gadgets they stole.

Jayfixer:
Let them hand over this young bloods to me,

I know how to deal with them;

- tie them to a chair
- use pliers to remove their fingernails and toe nails one by one
- use injection to suck out the juice In their eyeballs
- then insert long office pin in their dick holes
- then attach a 50V AC supply to their teeth for 2 hours intervals...
- more in stock for them..��

]let fellow doctors do the punishment: Tear up their abdomens,put all d gadgets(fully charged batteries and on vibration mode) they stole and sew it back,with a charger cord extended out and plugged onto a circuit. Start calling those lines on auto redial;let it ring n vibrate inside.

This thing happens here too. I have seen two cases: the women packed all the things including hanger and left.

UyaiIncomparabl:
She's not abnormal. All of her actions are/were premeditated and as thus; are conscious choices she's made overtime.

I can't come to a conclusion on this, but I think (a strong possibility) that your wife doesn't love you. You' were just available for her to make as a choice to salvage her biological clock from waning out.

Just as they say, when the desirable isn't available, you make the available one your choice. I love to show off what I 'LOVE'. So you see, it's tit for tat.

A deep check; She takes pictures, but excludes/crops you out, you tag her, she untags you, you buy her gifts, she cringes and in turn makes you feel worthless, she tells you she doesn't need to show you off to the world to know you both are married. That's a blatant lie from the abyss. In as much as I want to be stingy, nay say cautious with the truth, but I have to let it all out. You're not her fantasy. Forget that part about you being tall, dark and handsome. Beauty is subjective. You may think you're attractive but she sees you below that. How do you people even make love? Is there chemistry?

Another thing, you saw these signs during courtship and still stubbornly had to dive in? You're the architect of your own misfortune. I just hope she hasn't been cheating on you. I won't say she's unemotional, she isn't. (A person with less or little emotion transcends such vibe to people around him/her, they have no feelings). She just doesn't vibe with you. Communicate with her and hear her reasons out. I'm 100% sure it'll be gibberish. If it persists, don't be afraid to lose yourself (meet people and hobnob, and of course, get a side chick who'll heal your heart from the worries your wife gives you ). Act like you don't care. Flirt a little. She go do normal. You'll worry less eventually. I'm one against cheating, but I wouldn't have people treated like garbage.

PS; I can be very unemotional and non-challant, but this is off the radar. I only show off who shows me off. Say no to one-sided relationships!

The faster you know that humans love opportunistically, the better.
In your next life, learn not to be a second choice and don't be afraid to chose rigidly too.

you have said the truth.

Houseofglam7:
Sex therapists are usually shabby in bed.
Relationship experts usually have a 'hanging by the thread relationship' or a completely non existent one....

If she ain't Jada Fire
Cheerokee d a$$,I'm outta here....

not even ana fox on a good good morning coffee

pundit92:
Your English teacher(s) need to tender his/her unreserved apology to this forum. Tell him/her to see me.

u need a new brain.

LilMissFavvy:
Pls don't quote me if you don't understand my write up. Where did I say that a maid is not human? He has right to send a maid on errand, but he does not have right to send someone's wife, except it was the wife that volunteers to go, nonscence. Also, a faithful maid today can also become a madam in future. quote author=Elliot2 post=77120340]are maids not humans? Is she that big to be sent? Let her tell us in what manner she responded.

why I no go quote u? na u buy data for me? I go quote anybody wey I agree or disagree with am here.

tosyne2much:
Yes many people omitted that part

When reading stories online, you have to use psychology to predict the actions of writer

truth there.

koyyes:
Op, Your horseband must be a closet f@ggot or a demented tout.

No man ( I say MAN and not a pathetic male) will hear that his friend or any other male unrelated to his wife paid a visit in his absence without him raising eyebrows and waiting for any explanation.

To even think he wanted to send you on an errand is ridiculous. Why did he not buy the credit on his way How can a visitor come in and send the house holder on an errand I just don't understand.

Infact, I strongly suspect your husband sent him there to spy on you.

I don't think you need to apologise but if you must, remind the 1diot that you are a married woman that he needs to respect and not pay unannounced visits when your husband is not around.

You were even nice to let him in and serve food. If I were you, the door will be where we exchange greetings till he turns around and leave.

This is why you don't date/marry touts.

This is what all pussy niggas say until they are left with no friends but their nightmares at home.

SVC6000:
Thick Madam. Y Not Send Som1 To Get Th Card 4him. Yes, U Insulted Him Heavily. Don't U Hav Frnds? Amibo Woman. U Just Don't Like The Guy Comin Around. Mind U Madam, Ur Husband Can't Do Without Frnds.

Don't mind all these women who think life revolves around them,when they can not sustain a meaningful convo for two minutes, or say things that add meaning to a man's life. They don't know good friends are what keeps a man's sanity going in the face of a terrible wife. We all know how these things go,when they don't want a particular family member or friend to come around. Talk about the wife who called her sister-in law to get her something,and when she brought d stuff, she accuse her of entering her room to watch her unclothedness after bath. The brother sent his kid sister away for that. It dawned on him when he had sent all his family members away but remaining just her siblings.

LilMissFavvy:
We live in a world where no one should be trusted, how can your husband's friend expect you to leave your own house for 10mins and go to buy card? Did he want to poison food or water? Why should he send you on errand? Are you a maid? Or you get too playful, familiar or act so cheap that you are treated like a maid by both your husband and his friend, because there is a saying that too much familiarity breeds insult. You want to know where you went wrong, but the truth is that you did no wrong. Something must be wrong somewhere if your husband is siding his friend even when he's aware that you stayed home cuz you were sick. Your husband does not love you, genuine love is rare in most marriages of today, anyway. There are just two options to take: the first is to go apologize like your hubby says, but bear in mind that if u apologise for doing no wrong, in future your husband will be expecting you to keep apologizing when you do no wrong. The second option is for you to refuse to apologise, and get ready for whatever consequences would come.

are maids not humans? Is she that big to be sent? Let her tell us in what manner she responded.

openmine:
Something doesn't really add well with the whole scenario!
Let's say I believe the story....
Why would the husband ask the friend to come to his house when he is not even around?

why would the friend have the guts to send someone's wife to buy a recharge card for him in her own house?

Secondly,why did he reject her offer to load from her bank account but preferred her to go out and buy for him?
This is beyond being disrespectful.... there is something that guy wants to do.....
I feel that guy has a sinister plan that must be done in the op's absence!

My opinion though based on op's story!

Brother,this thing did not happen as she narrated.

tosyne2much:
I think it was wrong from his friend to send you an errand in the first place but the way you also approached the issue escalated this issue. That the silly friend even went as far as venting his anger on your husband is surprising.

On the other hand, judging from the edited version story that portrays you blameless, to me, you seem like an arrogant woman who walks around with ego. That you even said you can't apologize to his friend for the sake of your marriage tells a lot about you.

Everything is not just about ego.. Sometimes you have to compromise for the sake of peace

Just few see the "ego".

HabaHaba:
1. Please don't apologize to his friend. That's an insult to him, just he has refused to grow up from boyhood.
2. Bone your husband,
3. Simply go & tell your pastor or any other elder from his family that he may respect.
4. Still bone him, but ensure you do your chores effectively and with more commitment to him Don't refuse him anything as obligatory of you, but don't speak to him in complaint about his attitude or the matter.
His mind will advise him correctly.

If he wasnt to marry his friend let him divorce you & give that as a reason.
Stewpid baby husband.

Dey advise nonsense, u hear? Op never said her husband has been bad to her—which should be the only reason she could act up to him. If her husband is a good man,then it shouldn't be too hard to obey him on this one.

Barigaboy:
its nice your are seeking for advice but be careful to choose. Your husband is a nice man believe me. I don't no they way your seeing it right now. a complete and competent husband doesnt side his wife in all cases. he is protecting u in a way only the mature people will no. Be responsible by apologising to his friend. I want you to know today that men talk positive things about there wife and we all want flawless women when we no its not possible. your man knows that sending u card under the sun doesn't make sense but he would have appreciated it if u have gone because they would always talk about it in men gathering. You don't know how his friends wife treat him when he visits either good or bad he want u to be better. go and apologise it doesn't make u bad. respect your man and do what he wants it doesn't make u a slave. don't mind some people r use to abusing when people seek advice here. but its all good enjoy your day

Gbam! The husband knows why he is not supporting her. And from all indications she knows too. Every man wants a woman he can boldly brag with among friends and family.