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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Awolowo Celebrates 32nd Birthday (Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 1:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
He has always been a silent achiever
Peace081:
So this guy still dy?
Chai... Whitemoney don overshadow all of them. Happy birthday thou
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana To Nigerians: Be Contented & Happy (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 12:58pm On Dec 29, 2021
Na just cos u dey up there na! If you dey where sapa dey, u no go talk of contentment!
film3four:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYj6nXLyI4

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYBabnvIz5y/?utm_medium=copy_link
Celebrities / Re: Portable And Poco Lee Tear Stage With Their Performance At Buju Concert (video) by Elmander1983(m): 8:53am On Dec 28, 2021
Quietly ignoring davido! Same dude who's song's gonna be played at your wedding. You Gon Vibe to it nigga even if it's sh*it!
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
The music industry is now nonsense
People without talent just going into the studio to dish out dog shit

I can't be dragging my weed and be listening to all this kind of Nigeria trash song.....when I light up my weed the music i vibe to are
post malone( the music wizard)
J cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Justin bieber
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
Normani
James Arthur

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Advises Shatta Wale To Apologise For Insulting Nigerian Artistes by Elmander1983(m): 8:16pm On Dec 27, 2021
When wizkid decided to go and make Ghana home sometime back, why won't shatta wale say his tiny county is a get away? Punks everywhere
Odewaleadesoye:


https://punchng.com/apologise-for-throwing-shades-at-nigerian-artistes-yul-edochie-advises-shatta-wale/

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Celebrities / Re: Michael Ejoor: I Cried 4 Times Yesterday, My 9 Inches Penis Still Intact by Elmander1983(m): 6:34pm On Dec 21, 2021
Lol.. Failed advert! Girls dey go for money wey long no be joystick wey long. Na money dey give satisfaction now my Gee. Go sleep for set biko
onthehill:
"I Cried 4 Times Yesterday": Actor Michael Ejoor Advises Men To Cry When They Need To

Nollywood actor, Michael Ejoor has advised men to ignore the popular statement that men do not cry and cry when they so desire, IgbereTV reports.

In a tweet he shared, he stated that he cried four times over the weekend and his manhood, which according to him is 9 inches, is still intact.



https://igberetvnews.com/1409886/cried-4-times-yesterday-pens-still-intact-michael-ejoor-advises-men/

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Romance / Re: Groom Criticized For Allowing Pregnant Bride To Kneel To Feed Him At Wedding by Elmander1983(m): 6:11pm On Dec 13, 2021
Na belle she use put for ground? I wonder how people reason sincerely! It's just tradition and she ain't complaining! Pls free them biko
Omicronvaccine:


https://igberetvnews.com/1408772/groom-criticized-allowing-pregnant-bride-kneel-feed-wedding-photos-video/
Family / Re: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by Elmander1983(m): 5:59pm On Dec 13, 2021
U must learn ooo! He is only training you!
Calm down go finish school then, u go gain more grounds.
NnolimNzubechi:
Hello Nairalanders

My mom died when I was 3 years, and I was the only child she had before she died.

It's been just me and My Dad since then, My childhood was a lonely one. My Dad is 39 years while me am 19years, I will be 20 next year. My dad was young when my mom gave birth to me.

Now my problem is that, despite my age my dad still cages me, he doesn't give me freedom and he doesn't allow me to keep friends, any time he sees me talking with a male friend, he will tell me he doesn't want to see me with anybody, I can't be out side when time done pass 6pm oo or else Na wahala.

At 19 years I can't boast of 1k cos am always staying at his shop, and the thing is driving me crazy. As a man, checking my account balance and seeing (N0.00) dey make me sad, and I don't know how to tell him that I want to stop going to his shop and start a hustling for myself.

I just finished my secondary school and I thought he would give me some free hand but for where?? He gets more strict as time as goes on and its making me hate him. And my dad is a very hot tempered man, he nor dey understand at all at all. Am even tired of staying with him, I have been with him since 19 years, travel he nor dey gree make I travel.

My question is, will he ever stop being like this? I don't want any one to delay me in my life cos it seems it's what he is trying to do, i want to be wealthy at a young age. Being broke makes me feel less of a man.

Please mods move to fp,before I go run commot for house embarassed
Travel / Re: Driving Through The Streets Of Ghana - Beautiful Scenes Around Accra by Elmander1983(m): 7:41am On Dec 11, 2021
That'll be more a nice scene... This guy is bad sha! grin
Bahamas95:
I heard Ghanaian women have big bumbum. Why didn't you snap any of them in your pictures?
Education / Re: What Is The Right Answer? (Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 9:01pm On Nov 21, 2021
Na 2 na. Bring something more challenging. I been no Sabi d answer but seeing people prove it, I follow Sabi say na 2. Nobody should laugh biko.
Timekeeper:
What Is The Right Answer Guys?
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan: Davido Fans Ignorant, Unintelligent by Elmander1983(m): 6:42am On Nov 19, 2021
Dude you forget say she begged for and got nothing? Na just d fact say e choke for her endz sha. Jealousy can smell die sha!
Juliusmomoh:
So she get mind called

(1) Obi cubana .
(2) Mr. Eazi .
(3) my self.

Who donate to O.B.O unitelligent? shocked

I wonder why thunder is still dressing up...

Thunder fire her yam leg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 650k Salary Hybrid Work For A Start-up Or 350k Salary From Two Remote Jobs. by Elmander1983(m): 1:43pm On Nov 14, 2021
Just hate topics like this. What kinda question is this na Even before asking, you know what to do. So, do what is best cos you can advise yourself better
Opexzy:
Hello Nairalanders..

I am a bit confused right now. I have two remote jobs currently, they both pay me 200k and 150k salary respectively. These two companies have been existing for over 3 years so they have built up structure that one could trust a little over time...

I recently applied for another full-time job, it's a startup that is just moving from ideation phase to implementation. And they are offering me 650k salary a month even though I told them my salary expectation is 500k a month. I will be working 2 days onsite, 3 days remotely.

I am enticed by this new salary and at the same time, my current jobs have built structure that I can trust.

Not to even mention that I occupy a very important position in these two companies: though not a big deal.

Please i am just confused... Just finanlized everything with the company’s management team.. I am meant to resume next two weeks.
Family / Re: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by Elmander1983(m): 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2021
Pls keep them. Many are actually looking for but haven't gotten yet. I am begging that u keep them pls. What state are u @?
Homellyy:
I’m a single lady and I just found out that I’m pregnant with twins but the father doesn’t want them. I don’t know what to do.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by Elmander1983(m): 4:47pm On Oct 26, 2021
Did u cry or even think of the disadvantage of having unprotected sex while you were digging and pouring? Pls man up and don't even think about aborting it. Enjoy fatherhood like you did *ex!
Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Spends Holiday With His Children & Grandchildren At The Zoo (Pix) by Elmander1983(m): 4:28pm On Oct 03, 2021
The hyperactivity with these zookeepers when they see a prominent person tho! Just look how that one is showing them swamp. Is swamp a new thing in Nigeria? Is Nigeria not filled with swamps and end processes of gully erosions?
That's a personality dude!!!
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: God Told Me To Join APC by Elmander1983(m): 7:04pm On Sep 16, 2021
Romance / Re: Bride's Backside Versus Bridesmaids' Curvy Backsides (PHOTO) by Elmander1983(m): 11:06pm On Sep 14, 2021
Having second thoughts?
Jeon:
So what are you trying to pass?


It's because her parts are shown in the sectioned side view" that gives you the right to make up this garbage?
Politics / Re: Femi Gbajabiamila: Nigeria Doesn’t Run World Most Expensive Legislature by Elmander1983(m): 10:25am On Sep 12, 2021
Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by Elmander1983(m): 5:35pm On Sep 05, 2021
Rubbish! Give Dem to your village people who are in need. That will help boost your political ambition
sarrki:
Our gods now collect Sardine, Bread, and Cornbeef. They also drink Coke, Fanta and Sprite.

This is billionaire businessman, Ayiri Emami at a river bank to pay homage to the gods (Yemoja or Oluweri Magboojo), days after the new Olu of Warri displaced him as Prime Minister of Warri kingdom.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=112211144522719&id=108748748202292
Phones / Re: Nigerian Lady, Linda, Wants To Buy iPhone 11 Pro Max With N150k & Sex 10 Times by Elmander1983(m): 6:30am On Sep 03, 2021
Damn! That's harsh dude! grin
Davash222:
cheesy


She thinks everyone is moved by mere sex. Sex that is cheaper than a satchet of weed now.



98.5844% of Nigerian girls are as useful as the P in psychology.
Romance / Re: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 9:26am On Aug 28, 2021
It's a pity ooo
Obagofixxy:
She is not even sexy
Romance / Re: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 9:25am On Aug 28, 2021
All d same. Cockumber grin
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Coc.k and cucumber
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Travels To The US To Meet With Twitter (video) by Elmander1983(m): 10:00am On Aug 18, 2021
I think say Lai strong pass as e show us now. Na Twitter suppose come meet am abi na him suppose go meet them? Special and secret way of lavishing naija money. This is Nigeria, look how we living now'''
I don went!
lalasticlala:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/18/busted-buharis-minister-lai-mohammed-sneaks-out-nigeria-meet-top-twitter-executives-us
Science/Technology / Re: This Is Why King Cobra Hates Other Snakes (Video, Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 11:37am On Aug 15, 2021
You mean poisonous?
checkmatez:
Nothing is as deadly as Buhari.....

You can argue with Pere inside his HOH office
Politics / Re: Four ‘Notorious’ Bandits Terrorising Kaduna LGA Neutralized By Troops by Elmander1983(m): 11:30pm On Aug 08, 2021
My brother if only u are familiar with Kaduna, you will be quite. The government is not going to the areas that matter to tackle the issues there. Southern Kaduna is in pains. I am talking from experience trust me. Attacks upon attacks. The government need wake up and toss sentiment aside.
Buckeyemedia1:
Ipob & Oduduwa sympathizers will not see this news? It is only us they are shooting.

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Religion / Re: Maiduguri EYN Church Members Still Worship At The Demolished Premises (photos) by Elmander1983(m): 10:02pm On Aug 08, 2021
Obvious!
Hausaman:


Prophet Muhammad ( p.b.u.h) taught peace to mankind, just like Prophet Moses, Jesus son of Mary & Ibrahim (as). That the few bad eggs amongst their followers cannot be used to judge them all, for Judas kiss cannot be used to judge Christianity.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Saga And Kyari’s Seven Fatal Errors by Elmander1983(m): 9:36am On Aug 08, 2021
What's catching my eyes are the pics ooo. They kinda look alike save for the shape of their head and the fact that the other is still a puppy and of course younger and kpomosious than Mr Light skinned oga at the top! I hope all goes well make we rest with hushpuppi and Abba Kyari's news. Abeg change the channel to Natgeo wild biko
dre11:


https://thenationonlineng.net/hushpuppi-saga-and-kyaris-seven-fatal-errors/
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock, Pls Advice , by Elmander1983(m): 3:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
Don't give yourself heart ache. It's her phone, her property! You ain't got no reason to feel disappointed cos she ain't letting you touch it. Mind your business and forget what's her own! It's your problem to either respect her space or not and also, to trust her or not.
BTW, did u say u was dating for over 6years? Are in for an adventure or what? 6 shitting years and you don't think she would want to look for who's serious owning to the fact that she is not seeing light at the end of the tunnel? Dude, wake up and be realistic! Insisting on seeing what's in the phone that she's hiding will cause you pain and pls, stop taking her calls
Zeal0000007:
Guys I need your help here, me and my gal have been together for 6 yrs now, I was convinced that she's the one for me, so I decided to engage her late last year, at least to show that her position in my life is not taken for granted , we have really been through hell for each other even when there was nothing she was there for me, but thank God today I'm working now.

Now for the past 2 yrs, It looks as if I have been struggling to keep her, cos we have been cohabiting since I came back from nysc. Since I came back over two yrs now she has been mishaving , she locks her phone constantly, something she never did before, even if its opened the apps are lock only her can open it, if complain abt that she will respond like why will I touch her phone, asking me who does that, to touch a woman's phone even to go to social media, and she has being subjecting me to that because I don't trust her, when we are about to sleep she put her phone on flight mode, and put it under her pillow and put her head on top. Her phone is constantly on silent mode during day time so if it rings she will determind whom to pick so I won't hear and know. We can't watch movie together as partners perhaps she afraid of who will call next ,because she knows I will give her hit.

If I manage to pick up her call she will be shivering,
We have had alot of issues because of her giving in to distractions , I'm tired of talking , I don beat her tire my hand don bend. I have told her if u don't want me again and you have seen somewhere better , open up and tell me instead of cheating that will be honorable thing to do. I don tire for this gal, if I drive her away she has no where to go. The school she's going I'm the one supporting her, her family is not giving her enough support because the don't believing in education all the know is business, and I'm the only one bearing her load and i'm not doing that because i want to marry her, i'm doing it because she needs help and she is my lover.
She doesn't want to loose me because we have really suffered together so she want to keep me as potential husband and still be playing games outside , what crime did I do to go for service so I can come back and make life better for us, cos that was when she got spoilt. I deflowered her and thats not how I left her.

I have resolved chasing her away, right now I'm in offshore , I never trusted her while I was on land is it now that I'm offshore I will trust her?

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Romance / Re: Guys How Did You Find Out Your Girlfriend Had More Money Than You? by Elmander1983(m): 6:32pm On Jul 14, 2021
Marry her obviously as a sharp guy na!!! Just open eyes well and know her money is hers. Continue being u and let things flow like u saw nothing.
Cholls:
My brother now that you've found out what are you planning on doing
Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Being Handsome by Elmander1983(m): 7:40am On Jul 13, 2021
It's simply why u see handsome guys settling for a "not too pretty girls." It's nature grin
Wizzy13:
I don't know if this happens to others.

As a handsome guy its hard to have a long-term relationship

Girls take us as play boys
Many girls dont like us

I always feel that our good looking is a disadvantage
Niaralanders pls have ur say

am tired of this.

Politics / Re: If You Become The President Of Nigeria For One Day, What Will You Do? Interview! by Elmander1983(m): 9:24am On Jul 01, 2021
I will make sure the thieves of Nigeria lost majority of their assets and properties. I will make sure they are kept in a room for the whole day where they will watch the operations happen. The only thing they will have left is what their salaries and or businesses can give them from when they got to power till date. God help Nigeria
XperienceNaija:
Enjoy this funny street interview/vox pop brought to you by Experiencing Niaja, your first choice in discovering the latest experiences and tourist sites in Nigeria. Yes, we need your own answer to this same question too. "If you become the president of Nigeria for one day, what will you do?" See Nigerians view about the question and what's your own answer too?


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Business / Re: Mobil Filling Station, ₦10,000 & POS Wahala: How Can I Resolve This Issue? by Elmander1983(m): 9:03pm On Jun 24, 2021
Pls go and fill a dispense error for with your bank. That's the only way you can resolve it easily. Following such up with UBA is always frustrating but, let Fcmb handle it cos they are your bank
tunbosun002:
Does Anyone Know How I Can Resolve This Issue?

Good morning nairalanders,

Please I have an issue with MobilinNigeria(Mobil petroleum station) in one of their branches in Lekki axis and the manager seems not to know what to do about it or he’s trying to play me.

On the 12th of this month, I was at one of the branches to buy diesel worth N10,000 with my atm card using POS..the fuel attendant whose name starts with M tried using my card with their POS machine and after about 30mins, he gave me the card saying the transaction was declined and opted that I transfer 10k to his personal account and he would pay later when the POS machine starts working, which I did and I left the petrol station.

On getting home, N10,000 from the declined transaction was deducted from my account. I sent an email to my bank(FCMB) immediately asking them to make a reversal of the N10,000 deducted from my account and I got a response stating that they will investigate for 3 working days.

After the said working days was completed, I got an email from FCMB saying the POS merchant got credited with the money with proof. I went back to mobil petrol station and I met with one of the attendants, asking to see their manager and I explained why I needed to see the manager but when the guy he called their manager came, the first thing he said is “IT IS A POS TRANSACTION and IT CANNOT be traced”, I immediately told him he cannot tell me there’s no way to keep track of their account records and I needed my money back since FCMB said the money went through, I also showed him the receipt FCMB sent to me. He promised to investigate and call back on Monday noon which he didn’t, I gave him till past 6pm of the said day before calling him, he asked that I call back so he can check and when I did, he said he didn’t see the N10,000 transaction in their account.
I called FCMB yesterday and they still insisted that they received the money and they asked that I go back there and give them a call to talk to the manager.

Note, the manager has refused to check with the bank copy receipt FCMB sent to me saying since the one they gave me at the petrol station says declined, then the money is not with them.
Please I need help from bankers in the house and nairalanders on how to get this money, N10,000 is really a lot this period as I have not been working for the past six weeks now.

I will attach the declined receipt I got from the petrol station and the receipt FCMB sent to me after their investigations.

Attached is the declined receipt I got from the fuel attendant and the receipt FCMB sent to me after their investigations.

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