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Family / Re: Blue-Eyed Risikat Azeez Makes Peace With Her Husband (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 6:09pm On Aug 20, 2020
Na how to make dem look good and show say better dey happen. Dem dey call am transformation grin
politicsng:
Who edited the pictures? The editing too much na

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints 4 New Judges For Supreme Court by Elmander1983(m): 9:40am On Aug 15, 2020

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Elmander1983(m): 10:57pm On Aug 14, 2020
he won't just talk having covered his head in shame. Abeg where is sotall? I told ya
deboysben:
I hate this humiliation.

Ghettokid are you still with us?
Properties / Re: House Of Architect Who Demolished Enugu Airport Fence Destroyed By Government by Elmander1983(m): 6:13pm On Aug 14, 2020
Better still, a screwball!
JAMO84:
Should citizens be behaving like lunatics?

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Sports / Re: Remembering Sam Okwaraji: 31 Years After His Death by Elmander1983(m): 11:40am On Aug 12, 2020
U know better
paulolee:
was an icon...i remembered that match that he died jus like yesterday and i even knew he already lost his life on the pitch because of the reactions of team mates that came around and even the medics and its normal to play down the incident till after the match..
continue to rest in peace a football legend on and off the pitch..
bt pls nairalanders help me address that India vs Nigeria match that ended 99-1, did that match really happened or was just a folklore??...
am asking because if its really a lie, that means its the 2nd heaviest scam ever in the history of Nigeria followed by the "CHANGE" we were all promised...
Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmad Supports Death Penalty For Blasphemy - 2015 Tweet Resurfaces by Elmander1983(m): 4:36pm On Aug 11, 2020
gay!
matex97:
If it was in a saner clime, he would have been sacked by now.


Bashir Ahmad had in the tweet shared in 2015, supported the death penalty for blasphemy which he described as his "belief".

The tweet read;

"I cant pretend or keep silent. I support the death penalty for BLASPHEMY. That's my belief and I do not and will never support #SaveKanoNine"
Crime / Re: Yahaya Aminu Sharif Sentenced To Death For Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad by Elmander1983(m): 10:23pm On Aug 10, 2020
Are people supposed to live in fear all in the name of worship? You don't instill fear or force people to serve God. It's supposed to be a free world with freedom which is why God gave us freedom but with a choice to either choose light or darkness. People need wake up and know that u don't serve God in fear of what your neighbor would say or think of you! Sad! So sad!! sad
Maxymilliano:


https://dailynigerian.com/kano-court-sentences-singer-to-death-for-blasphemy-against-prophet-muhammad/

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Omale: N573m Was Wrongly Posted To Magu’s Pastor Account - ADAM Nuru by Elmander1983(m): 3:26pm On Aug 10, 2020
No, it's Nadir -1. It's just best to leave a chicken under it's feathers.
Maxymilliano:


https://www.icirnigeria.org/efcc-probe-bank-says-n573m-was-wrongly-posted-to-magus-pastor-account/
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Apologizes To Punch Over "Na Thunder Go Fire Una" Statement by Elmander1983(m): 2:36pm On Aug 10, 2020
"Else na thunder go fire Una"
And not :
Thunder go fire Una. I wonder why the apology.
Dude probably feels his success is mainly fueled by the media. Yes they play a role but na hard work place u where u dey. Media will beg to book a bit of ur time if u well placed through your hard work. Abeg retract that apology jare
Goalnaldo:
Nigerian striker Victor Osimhen have taken to Twitter to apologise to Nigerian news outlet Punch for the language he used in replying them few days ago.

Recall that the newspaper published a post where the new Napoli recruit was alleged to have made a statement of emulating club legend Diego Maradona of which he debunked by writing:

"I never said such a thing, y’all copy paste journalist just like to fabricate lies, since the passing of my late father I haven’t grant any interview whatsoever, stop this nonsense else na thunder go fire una."

He wrote via Twitter late on Sunday night:

https://twitter.com/victorosimhen9/status/1292570300849299456?s=19
Politics / Re: Southern Kaduna: Youths And Women Protest Over Incessant Killings (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 8:05am On Aug 09, 2020
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: FG To Create 5million Jobs by Elmander1983(m): 8:04am On Aug 09, 2020
Osinbajo should Pls be truthful. I remember the campaign promise of creating 3million jobs in a year. That promise is far from happening and if not, why couldn't they absorb the 500,000 npower youth into the systems? Lies and govt be like agbada and some person
IKUBABAYEYE001:


https://thenationonlineng.net/osinbajo-fg-to-create-5m-jobs/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Fixtures by Elmander1983(m): 7:58am On Aug 09, 2020
Certainly the end of the road for Barça. It's not the Barça of this season bro. Bayern Munich are in a better form
sotall:
cool

Haters can hate...

Barca is gonna progress to finals

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Sports / Re: Meet Femi "Bam" Adebayo, The Nigerian Star Making Waves In NBA by Elmander1983(m): 7:21am On Aug 09, 2020
Aunty Dora, well done
LukasPodolski:
Nigeria

Good people, Great Nation.
Health / Re: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by Elmander1983(m): 7:18am On Aug 09, 2020
Badt guy!!!!
Mogajunior:
These prostitutes are even more cleaner than the regular girls you see out there.
Science/Technology / Re: Architect Ibechile Egwudale Commences Fabrication Of Metals Into Machineries by Elmander1983(m): 7:15am On Aug 09, 2020
That bed is a no no! Not when one is on a rigorous assignment. It's gon break dude!
AlexReports:
More
Business / Re: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 7:11am On Aug 09, 2020
Belle insurance eh
Shellsploit:
If only those fishes where insured sad



Wheres Lalasticlala sef
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Less Attractive Women? by Elmander1983(m): 7:07am On Aug 09, 2020
Simply cos the guys are good and can feel for the ladies plight upon sighting them and wants to help them have cute children grin. But truth is, First thing that comes to mind is, this one will fall cheaply. In some cases, the girls get pregnant and in some, the lady is either good in bed or controls millions. But 90% of the said guys end up cheating.
bodybuilder:
Have you noticed that handsome guys end up with less attractive women?
And handsome guys get lesser girls than average looking guys?
What could be the reason behind this phenomenon?
Health / Re: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by Elmander1983(m): 1:33pm On Aug 08, 2020
But again two months later I started noticing the same symptoms again, and it's been close to two months now I have been managing it like that because there's no way I could go back to the nurse because I'm very far away from school, because of the shutdown of schools.
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Dude, u went back to same pit after treatment yeah? Ain't a medical doc but accept my sorry
johnjoshuaj:
It all started last year September 28, when I made out with my ex, it was unprotected, prior to that she had already told me she's treating an infection but i nor still hear word i went ahead to run it raw

So after some time early this year when i went back to school, I started noticing some changes/symptoms, It was itching me and some itches maybe pus on the tip of my d*ck and before the tip. This prompted me to contact one of my course mates of which I explained everything to him, he requested I should go for urine and RVS test of which I did and the result came back sero negative for the RVS while the urine came back Yielded moderate growth of staphylococcus.

Then the nurse prescribed the treatment of which I came back the following day to start taking the treatment, the nurse gave me two 2nd generation antibiotics and I was injected for five days.. so after taking all these I was now perfectly fine and okay.. But again two months later I started noticing the same symptoms again, and it's been close to two months now I have been managing it like that because there's no way I could go back to the nurse because I'm very far away from school, because of the shutdown of schools.

Please Nairalanders I need your help on what to do, I'm not feeling okay with the stuff, its worrying me so badly and I can't stay a minutes without it itching me and I'm now feeling depressed over it now, please I really need your help please, thank you
Health / Re: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by Elmander1983(m): 1:23pm On Aug 08, 2020
Who tell u say na 15mins man him be?
heendrix:


The more I read stories like this the more Sex dey fear me look what 15min enjoyment land you now
Business / Re: Wedding Of Adama Indimi And Prince Malik Ado Ibrahim (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 10:35pm On Aug 07, 2020
Brother, that zeal and determination should not go to sleep. I trust and pray u are able to achieve getting the Lexus by the end of the month. More success stories to come from u
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Congrats
Na people them dey call billionaire so
Na im i dey struggle to make sure say i buy lexus rx350 before August ending....
This life nor just balance at all....may we drink all type of tea except pover-tea.. pover-tea is the only tea we are not going to drink

Oh lord...which day i go count my billions.,
People way dey count am so nor get two head na...
Politics / Re: Why We Increased Hate Speech Fine To N5 Million ― Lai Mohammed by Elmander1983(m): 9:28pm On Aug 07, 2020
Shut up Lai! Meanwhile na u dey forefront dey attack the previous govt with killer speech. U can't stop people from standing against injustices and bad governance! Arrest me for 5million? U go need use my balls for rituals be dat ooooo
Racoon:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/we-increased-hate-speech-fine-to-5m-so-as-to-stop-people-from-destabilizing-nigeria-%e2%80%95-lai-mohammed/amp/

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Reveal Their Son’s Face by Elmander1983(m): 7:40pm On Aug 07, 2020
The man brain dey work na. Doing color and facial blocking... Him generations to come go get plenty cuties. Regina! Chai Regina. Plenty people crush that year sha
pretydiva:
He resemble the papa but carry the mama color
He's cute tho
Celebrities / Re: Abel Jurgen Wilhem: Meet Cossy Ojiakor's 30-Year-Old Fiance (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 4:38pm On Aug 07, 2020
Was going to hope he does not get suffocated but it's obvious he has found a way to manage the baggage in front... All the best Jurgen
made4naijamusic:
Cossy Orjiakor shared a video of her German-Nigerian boyfriend proposing to her.

Her fiance, Abel Jurgen Wilhem, who is a model by profession, turned 30 on August 5. His father is German while his mum is from Edo state.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76rzFsir4E


Religion / Re: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by Elmander1983(m): 4:35pm On Aug 07, 2020
Hahahahaha... And his face is not roasted?
That place is indeed not good for him
weIMPORT:
The chilling moment a female pastor told a man identified as Ebuka that he's kept in a woman's private part, was captured on camera.

In the video, the cleric during a church crusade revealed that she was hearing the name Ebuka from the Spirit realm and asked who bears such name within the congregation.

The man identified himself and the woman said he's spirituallly hidden inside a woman's private part.

The most hilarious part was when the interpreter asked the pastor to help him as that place is not good for him


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5d4WEq5Mc
Computers / Re: Naked German Man Chases A Wild Boar After It Snatched His Laptop (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 4:30pm On Aug 07, 2020
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Snubs Innoson Ambulance, Buys Foreign Vehicles (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 2:12pm On Aug 07, 2020
Especially when seen as rivals. God help us
carterguccy:
Igbos hate Igbos

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Arraigned Before Abuja Mobile Court, Fined N200,000 (Photo, Video) by Elmander1983(m): 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2020
How the matter take concern Ambode?
Kriss216:

Dazall!
Case closed!


So, all those una rants then na just for 200K?

Hungry magistrate
Hungry judiciary
Hungry ranters!


God bless Naira Marley
God bless Marlians



Shame on Ambode!

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by Elmander1983(m): 7:52am On Aug 06, 2020
Testosterone level is high abi? It's why he is erected, standing I mean...
DrFunmisticGlow:
Ozuor!!!

Better to be single than to marry an arrogant bastard. If he cannot kneel to his woman, the he doesn't see her as an equal patner..

If he couldn't kneel in public, it would have been better if he knelt in private and proposed. He simply refusing to kneel is an embarrassment to the girl. That's is the only time in his life that he gets to kneel down, but testosterone wont allow him be great. Someone else can have him.
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by Elmander1983(m): 7:49am On Aug 06, 2020
Are you normal? Take ooin grin
Zzor:
That's my girl,leave his ass and never look back.nonsense
Politics / Re: Buhari Leading A Protest During Goodluck Jonathan's Government (Throwback Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2020
See how money has changed baba bubu
RuudVanNisteroy:
Buhari’s govt, major beneficiary of protests, tightening the noose on freedom.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/buhari-amaechi-others-protest-rally-fg/

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by Elmander1983(m): 12:26pm On Aug 04, 2020
Meanwhile she nearly kee person pikin with beating before. Abeg where puppi? Come hush her up grin
Ejima1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t24NQxyf8jg
The “mummy calm down “ video is a clear case of child abuse and not discipline — Pres. Buhari’s aide



https://mobile.twitter.com/Laurestar/status/1290192758624227328

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