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Celebrities / Re: Teni Does 'Fast & Furious' Stunt On Set (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 8:01pm On Jun 21, 2021
Free her Biko. Her papa na im be general no be she
Coldshisha:
cool



A Military General's daughter acting like a weakling .... Teni should double up and stop acting like snowflakes, her late dad made gallant men do even more riskier stunt


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Politics / Re: NAF Strikes Modu Sulum, ISWAP Chief Who Took Part In Shekau’s Killing by Elmander1983(m): 9:25pm On Jun 20, 2021
Bad guy!!!! It's worth asking anyway
AGNESikpuNNU:
grin
For killing their Shekau?
Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by Elmander1983(m): 9:16pm On Jun 20, 2021
Could also be diabetes. My late grand ma had same and was later discovered it was diabetes. Pls seek medical check and treatment
Oralissue:
Am new here i just registered today, hoping to get answers i having be living with pains in my mouth. for months now and it gets worse daily. i have meant with doctors did a swap test and found nothing in their test, i was asked to return 2weeks time, but my conditions is getting worse i feel feverish, weak and pains all over my body especially from my throat there are red linings at the back of my throat and white puses on the tonsils, please help out,
Any solution even if its local

How can i get this to front page

I have exams and its really disturbing

I have also taking several antibiotics nothing worked my oral swab showed no growth of any microrobes in my mouth


Please what could it be and what solution can help out
Religion / Re: Kumuyi To Return Tithes, Offerings Of Sinful Deeper Life Members by Elmander1983(m): 3:56pm On Jun 20, 2021
I know a lot of em.
WoodWorkingBox:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2021/06/18/pastor-kumuyi-vows-to-return-tithes-offerings-of-sinful-deeper-life-members/%3futm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook%2523Echobox%253D1624034793&amp
Politics / Re: ''You Dial Trouble''- Dino Melaye To Automobile Company That Accused Him Of Debt by Elmander1983(m): 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2021
Not to be rude poo.. but if he is useless, he wouldn't be where he is!
CilicMarin:
Mtcheeew! Useless MAN!
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Faces Of Governors That Have Refused To Pay - Gazette (Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 8:26pm On Jun 15, 2021
They shouldn't have promised paying and back out. Especially Ganduje. He even promised paying more than the 30k minimum wage. Nobody is blackmailing them. Calling them out would help them sit up and do the needful. People are suffering trust me!
Redoil:
what if they are not as rich as Lagos akwa ibom and delta

should we black maiil them

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 6:18pm On May 27, 2021
Stunning? Pls OP help define stunning biko cos even the girl next door will beat this one over and over. Nobody should ask of her location or pics. I still dey reason her matter
EcoBrick:
More..
Celebrities / Re: Davido: Nkechi Blessing Shades Those Who Buy Upgraded Cars With 'Bread Nylon' by Elmander1983(m): 7:22pm On May 21, 2021
How is this one a shade OP?
EBMedia:
Nkechi Blessing: Davido's Rolls Royce Didn't Come With Nylon, But You All Buy Upgraded Cars With Bread Nylon All Over

Following Davido's display of his new Rolls Royce on social media, Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday have thrown a shade at people who show off their new cars covered with nylon, IgbereTV reports.

The actress in her Instastory post stated that while Davido's car came with no cover, some people show off their upgraded cars with "bread nylon" all over.



https://instagram.com/nkechiblessingsunday?utm_medium=copy_link
Politics / Re: How Bandit’s Wife Secretly Untied 11 Abducted Katsina Muslim Worshipers by Elmander1983(m): 6:51am On May 16, 2021
Simply means, she isn't in support of what the husband does. Putting the news out will certainly put the woman at risk coz those guys know what happens in the outside world. God help our dear country NIGERIA.
TheStakeHolder:


Nice woman.

The future is woman grin
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: MC Macaroni Was Thoroughly Beaten But Uduak Was Well Treated by Elmander1983(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2021
It's always wise to comment wisely after carefully observing the situation at hand.
illicit:
So

What even gives this one the right to criticize people


Is there any Nigerian politician that has sense

U and the policemen, what's d difference?

U all oppress the masses, u stole money weyrey

If your govt had done well, will the girl want to work on a drug farm

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Romance / Re: “This Lady Inside The Bus Was Rubbing My Leg” – Man Narrates His Ordeal by Elmander1983(m): 7:29am On May 14, 2021
Lol! Not funny but I can't stop laughing.. yet someone will say men are more perverted? God help us all.
But seriously bro, if the girl was your type, wouldn't you have stayed back to link up with her afterwards? Just between me and you, ain't telling no one grin
letitrainnow:
“This lady inside the bus was rubbing my leg” – Man narrates his ordeal with a pervert

A man took to Twitter to narrate his ordeal with a pervert as she kept touching him inappropriately on a bus he boarded.

According to @Chisom, he revealed that while in a bus, a lady kept rubbing the back of her hands on his legs. He revealed that she kept at it even though he warned her to stop.

Here’s what he tweeted;



https://twitter.com/chizom_/status/1391674368263172098?s=19
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Feels Guilty After Sex. Will Her Shame Go Away? by Elmander1983(m): 7:10am On May 14, 2021
That's a good girl brother! Trust me, she'll be free after marriage and would be a good wife too. Thank me later
Sebastine1994:
My girlfriend has a lot of shame about physical intimacy. I think she enjoys it, but she feels guilty afterward that we’re not married, like she is betraying her very conservative upbringing. I love her and we have talked about getting married. She thinks that will make physical intimacy more enjoyable for her. But I’m not sure. The idea of spending my life with someone who is unhappy after every time we are intimate makes me feel hopeless.
Politics / Re: Gani Adams: Adeboye, Abina Sons’ Death, One Too Many by Elmander1983(m): 7:40am On May 11, 2021
My brother, are their lives any better than the many people who die everyday? Death is inevitable, no one can escape it when it's time. That they are pastors kids does not make them any better. The status on Earth is different but before death it's the same and so, before God who created us. There is nothing wrong. I have seen 3 people die in a family in less than 3 days. Only God knows the hour for everyone. Shalom
VodoDesign:
Hmmm I just don't feel comfortable hearing the story, something must be wrong! May their soul rest in peace (Amen)

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reminds El-Rufai Of 2010 Post: Are You Paying Teachers As Bankers? by Elmander1983(m): 8:27am On May 10, 2021
Same dude sacked thousands of teachers and claimed they were not qualified. A fried that was sacked has a master's degree and boy, he is a teacher inside out. That governor na just problem!
Warripikine:

Hell RU fire, is a Nigerian renowned hypocrite
Just like his fellow colleagues..

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Health / Re: 82 Die In Baghdad COVID-19 Hospital Fire (Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 6:48pm On Apr 25, 2021
Not a time to make jokes. Not funny at all!
Naijaguy12345:
So sad, if only they have this Aba made bulletproof and fireproof vest maybe they would have made it.

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Travel / Re: Airpeace: Onyema On Board As Flight Attendant In Training (Video, Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 2:28am On Apr 08, 2021
No!
Mokason288:
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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Is The Average Nigerian Always Angry? by Elmander1983(m): 2:14pm On Mar 07, 2021
Poverty is just the reason
Ademola47:
Recently, I noticed the number of angry Nigerians has increased.

From the saying "an hungry man is an angry man" we can say a poor man angry nature is understandable to an extent. What about the rich ones? The people in the middle and upper class? How do we explain their cause of angriness?
Fine, it's human thing to be sad or unhappy once in a while but how do we explain being angry unnecessary every time.

Everyone seems to be angry over little things that can be overlooked. You will mistakenly match them slightly and they'll want to fight you. You will ask a polite question and aggressive mode will be activated.

My most recent experience was yesterday morning when I went to the bank to get some money.
I took a bike which costs #50 normally. I gave the bike man #100 and he started shouting that I should have told him I didn't have change. Haha! #100 to collect #50 change. I forfeited the change. Own getting inside the bank, I saw 3 standing adjacently on the queue. I asked one of them "Please Sir, are you the last person on the queue" since it was hard to know whom I was behind. "You no get eyes. You no see say na my behind you dey".
When I left the bank, I wanted to buy sports newspaper. I told the vendor to give me Complete sports since he didn't display any sports newspaper and he replied angrily " I no get joor. If you no wan buy these ones make you comot for here".

Recalling the series of event, I find it hard to fathom the reason behind everyone's lingering angry mood.
Culture / Re: Suri Tribeswomen Of Ethiopia Who Wear Large Lip Plate To Determine Worth In Cows by Elmander1983(m): 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2021
Bad child!!!
Harry00:
how do dey do bj

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Politics / Re: 101 Boko Haram Suspects Detained In Lagos Since 2009 Without Trial by Elmander1983(m): 7:30pm On Mar 04, 2021
They are in a correctional facility. By the way, how many innocent people are there without same? Who's brought their story out? I had a hectic day abeg.. Coming here to see stuff like this, adds up to my fatigue
fergie001:


SOURCE
Food / Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 7:12am On Mar 03, 2021
Are you, are you normal?
LMS1:
Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it.
And The eggs was exclusively given to me.
I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors.
But i be stranger for here na.
How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am?
one old man around said i should sell them on facebook
(Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o) grin
but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It,
Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don,
The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State
I Commot The Nonsense Troway.
Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It grin
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Killed In Ngala, Borno State After It Killed Some People And Injured Others by Elmander1983(m): 9:21am On Mar 02, 2021
The incident clearly explains how the lion has been eaten. Must have killed a lot of people already
MejiLoyon:
Never knew we had wild lions in Nigeria.

Lion looking so well fed than all of them in the pictures.
Sai baba
Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Oversized Sneakers To The Headies Award Sparked Reactions Online by Elmander1983(m): 2:54pm On Feb 23, 2021
A picture of how well he is fitting into the music industry
Chiminemine:
Big Brother Naija Lockdown edition winner, Laycon, has got people talking on Twitter about his choice of shoes to the recently concluded Headies Award - The singer was spotted on stage in white shoes which looked quite big from the angle the photo was taken - Fans of the rapper took to the comment section to defend their fave as others dragged him.
Crime / Re: Woman And Her Lover Caught During A Kidnap Operation (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 9:51pm On Feb 21, 2021
U sure say u ready?
sapphiere:
Gabriel please blow the trumpet
Politics / Re: Senator Okorocha Arrested For Unsealing Seized Hotel (video) by Elmander1983(m): 8:24pm On Feb 21, 2021
Don't know if I am the only one seeing it but Okorocha is looking sick. He's lost weight seriously.
sapphiere:
Immediate past Imo Governor Senator Rochas Okorocha has been arrested after he dared Governor Hope Uzodimma to reopen the Royal Palm Estate sealed by the State Government.

Accompanied by his son-in-law, Uche Nwosu, the former Governor broke the keys to recover the estate belonging to his wife, Nkechi.

Infuriated by the ex-Governor’s action, loyalists to the State Government confronted them in a clash that left one person injured.

Imo Government on Friday had recovered the Royal Palm Estate along Akachi road.

The seizure, according to the team led by Commissioner for Lands, Enyinnaya Onuegbu, was in compliance with directive of the Imo State gazette on the report of the Judicial Commission of Enquiry on recovery of Lands and other related matters.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubJ-GebGbBs&t=34s

https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-senator-okorocha-arrested-for-unsealing-seized-hotel/

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Travel / Re: Have You Ever Been Denied Visa To A Country Before? Share Your Experience by Elmander1983(m): 9:53pm On Feb 20, 2021
Been denied like twice to the U.S, the other to Germany. Having told my babe I was traveling with the hope of doing away with the relationship as I was tired, I was without a choice but to endure the relationship till after 7months
petux:
Okay. So I created this thread just to read about the challenges people faced, while trying to travel out of the country.... Let's hear your story..

Politics / Re: Police Officers Push Van After Arresting #OccupyLekkiTollgate Protesters (video) by Elmander1983(m): 3:57pm On Feb 13, 2021
I dey road already
Kriss216:
grin grin


Chai


I go soon leave this country for una cheesy cheesy

Travel / Re: Man Gifts Keke To A Bike Rider Who Used To Carry Him Free & On Credit (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 10:36am On Feb 11, 2021
Meanwhile you know share reach me ooo!
God reward everyone who identifies with a hustler.
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

This recommendable what a nice gesture from the giver.. God will see the driver through.

Kind gesture always have an end product.

That is why I often share my food stuff with people when they are hungry.

Who knows what will happen in the future. Be kind to everybody, be a giver !!!!
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola: "Stretch Marks Are So Beautiful" by Elmander1983(m): 10:56pm On Feb 09, 2021
Story of someone who has tried getting rid of it but couldn't. If you got it, let me just give you a quick good tip for free. Use methylated spirit to clean the areas and use glycerin. U can thank me later... Trust me
envoymedia:
Temi Otedola took to Twitter to talk about stretch marks and society's perception of it.
She tweeted:


https://twitter.com/TemiOtedola/status/1359126752526815232?s=20

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: 30,000 Volunteers Get New Federal Jobs by Elmander1983(m): 11:07am On Feb 09, 2021
For where indeed
johnfaleks:
For where
Politics / Re: Frank Edoho: VP Yemi Osinbajo Is A Disappointment by Elmander1983(m): 8:18am On Feb 07, 2021
Angel Mike, Weldon
Osagyefo98:
I feel like crying reading this

Osinbajo is a huge disappointment.

It pains me that Osinbajo will not be part of the graduating ceremony in Heaven.
Travel / Re: How The First Plane Crash In Nigeria Happened In April 1942 by Elmander1983(m): 8:15am On Feb 07, 2021
Just a wanna be person doing selfies with the carcass
LMS1:
Is That The Aeroplane Wearing Blue Jean? grin
Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by Elmander1983(m): 10:07pm On Feb 04, 2021
Common? Abeg help send some money to me na angry grin
sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.

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