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Politics / Re: Take A Break From #EndSARS Protests- Governor Sanwo-Olu Appeals To Lagosians by Elmander1983(m): 8:05am On Oct 13, 2020
Exactly how a goat reasons upon seeing yam peel. It's a pity!!!
GOATandYAMtheory:
Sanwo olu is a fool..

Arrest and deal with them ruthlessly
Romance / Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Elmander1983(m): 2:16pm On Sep 29, 2020
But benefit dey follow some dates ooo! There's a state I know where all u need is have a generator with fuel and at least a TV set and indomie or spags in your kitchen. Uban date wallahi. Na you go cancel AP's tire
DZTech:
How can food be the primary focus of a new outing/dating?

How can you get to know someone better when hunger is your main focus?
Times are hard, but life goes on; so, it's high time we used our common sense.
The entitlement mentality must stop.

Ladies, gents - if you're going on a date, eat at home and go out for drinks in a bar.
how many cans of malt can you drink in 2 hours?
las las, 1,500 don cover am.
enough of the nonsense.

What d'you think?

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Fan Cuts Off His Dreadlocks Of 10 Years To Celebrate Laycon's Victory by Elmander1983(m): 12:46pm On Sep 29, 2020
I tire ooo! Hoping Laycon sees the post sha
Princeton92:
Did Laycon know of his dreadlock when it started 10years again? Lol
Happy cutting sha

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Celebrates Her 27th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Elmander1983(m): 12:41pm On Sep 29, 2020
Eh? Angel? You have a big black ass? OK, lemme join the que grin
NobleAngell:
27 my big black asssss! If she's 27, then I'm Otedola's daughter. Since we can now claim whatever we want.
Crime / Re: Mechanic Loses Customer’s Car During Sex Romp At A Brothel In Lafia, Nasarawa by Elmander1983(m): 9:34am On Sep 12, 2020
Wetin yansh no dey cause
dre11:



PUNCH

Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Elmander1983(m): 8:20am On Sep 12, 2020
Yes, who should call Hia protege to order. Smh
smile11s:
I think Oyedepo is a mad dog
Sports / Re: Manchester United Features Dj Cuppy In New Jersey Ad by Elmander1983(m): 9:40am On Sep 09, 2020
Cuppy getting ugly by the day
obembet:
Disc jockey and singer Dj Cuppy has been unveiled as part of Manchester United’s new jersey campaign advert.

The English football club Manchester United on Tuesday unveiled their third kit for the 2020-2021 season.

The new design is by sports kit giant Adidas and it makes use of creative black and white stripes with red detailing.

Cuppy was featured in the ad for the jersey alongside South London rapper Sam Wise and social media personality, Harry Pinero.

An excited Cuppy took to her Twitter page where she shared a video of the ad:

“As @ManUtd fan, I’m PROUD to be a part of their official jersey campaign! READY FOR THE NOISE!” She said.

REVEAL! As @ManUtd fan, I’m PROUD to be a part of their official jersey campaign! ⚽️ READY FOR THE NOISE! #GGMU


This is coming barely three months after Cuppy ditched her former football club Arsenal. The “Jollof On The Jet” singer’s exit from the club came after the Gunners suffered a 2-1 defeat against Brighton in the Premier League.

She chose to pitch her tent with Manchester United on the condition that Nigerian striker Odion Ighalo scores against Norwich City in the FA Cup.

“As a Nigerian I think it’s only right that if Odion Ighalo scores a goal today… I will officially join Manchester United as a fan,” she wrote.

Meanwhile, Burna Boy also received the new jersey.

Source: https://twitter.com/cuppymusic/status/1303258138909577218?s=19
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Erica Has Been Disqualified by Elmander1983(m): 9:55pm On Sep 06, 2020
Same one Tacha saw? Smh
ThierryJay:
Her chicken has come home to roost.

She deserves it. Bad behavior should not be glorified and falsely labelled "being real". Threats to life are serious issues and shouldn't be taken lightly.

Next thing for her is to see a psychologist asap.
Crime / Re: Gateman Kills & Buries Woman In Delta, Body Exhumed, Nonso Ekene Arrested by Elmander1983(m): 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2020
Nairaland / General / Re: Akoms Ability: Policeman Who Died In Oshiomhole's Convoy Accident (Graphic Pics) by Elmander1983(m): 10:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
Chai! And one of the aide was saying it was planned by the opposition. Rest in peace man
stephenduru:
A police officer identified as Akoms Ability died when Oshiomhole's convoy was involved in accident.His friend said he died a painful death.A look at his social media profile revealed that he is a graduate of Ebonyi State Universit.May his soul RIP.Amen!

Source:. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2020/09/see-police-officer-who-died-when.html?m=1
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Huge Male Snakes Fighting Over Female Snake Crash Into Australian Man's House by Elmander1983(m): 6:46am On Sep 02, 2020
Fashion / Re: Vivian Ugochi Zeibe Emerges Most Beautiful Girl In Imo State Universe 2020/21 by Elmander1983(m): 4:39pm On Aug 29, 2020
Na Wa ooo. So I'm girls no fine sef? Hmm!!!! sad
AlexReports:
Vivian Ugochi Zeibe Emerges Most Beautiful Girl In Imo State Universe


In Imo state, Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe has emerged 2nd runner up Winner of the 2020/2021 edition of Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State. She was announced Universe at the glamour grande finale event of Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State, held at Jesus Never Fails Arena Portharcourt Road, Owerri Imo State.

Her Majesty, Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe, the crowned winner of Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State Universe, was in the contest with 15other Contestants, but was crowned Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State Universe after demonstrating outstanding vigour, potential capabilities and intellectual strenght. The 22nd of August 2020 grande final event recorded the notable presence of reputable personalities, showbiz executives, Models, beauty Queen, Celebrities and Partners from several sectors and industries.

In a statement by Mr. Clinton Briggs, the Project Director of Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State, he described the 2020/2021 edition as a mind-blowing success and commended the contributions and inputs of partners towards ensuring fruition for the occasion. He however congratulated the winners including Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe, the Winner of Most Beautiful Hirl in Imo State Universe 2020/2021.

Clinton Briggs further noted that the emergence of Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe was quite anticipated, as she has always received notable remarks and commendations for her creative and innovative coordination, even during camping with other Contestants. In the other hand Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe has also appreciated and expressed gratitude to the organiser of the 2020/2021 Pageant event.


Queen Vivian Ugochi Zeibe assured her Sponsors and the Organisers of Most Beautiful Girl in Imo State of her commitments to honourably and responsively deliver excellently in the requirements of her new appointment and office as the crowned winner and reigning Most Beautiful Girl in Imo state Universe. She has also continued to receive felicitations from friends, fans, family members and followers across several social platforms within Nigeria and across the world.

https://www.abujapress.com/2020/08/vivian-ugochi-zeibe-emerges-most.html
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Eating Human Feaces In Delta State (Disturbing Video) by Elmander1983(m): 4:35pm On Aug 29, 2020
But seriously, these guys don make shit no dey everywhere again. People don dey learn to look for where to drop am properly. I hope people learn and not go back to the old ways of defecating everywhere. Seriously e Don tey when I mach shit. The annoying part na d bone wen dey am, wey go make u no fit Waka straight again like say e dey chook u.
AprokoGirl:
This happened Yesterday In Delta State ....

According to the boy , he is from Onitsha in Anambra State , Watch the full video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqmdh3rfTDs
Celebrities / Re: Macaulay Culkin 40th Birthday: Home Alone Star Actor Is Now 40 Years Old! by Elmander1983(m): 5:26pm On Aug 27, 2020
Good news
OcVoice:


He's no more a drug addict!
Celebrities / Re: Macaulay Culkin 40th Birthday: Home Alone Star Actor Is Now 40 Years Old! by Elmander1983(m): 4:14pm On Aug 27, 2020
Even as a drug addict?
OcVoice:
We are of the same age but he's better off!

Ko kan aiye smiley
Health / Re: My Skin Is Too Soft (please Help) by Elmander1983(m): 2:15pm On Aug 26, 2020
Result of bleaching cream grin
trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?
Health / Re: Mojisola Adeyeye: It Costs Two Million Naira To Destroy A Container Of Tramadol by Elmander1983(m): 8:25am On Aug 26, 2020
God bless you! U said it all so I will just go back to the forum..
pacino26:
It cost a 80k/day for a very good compactor that can turn two containers to dust.

Do these guys ever think we reason at all?
Politics / Re: What If Femi Fani-Kayode, "Mr Shot Fuse" Was Buhari? by Elmander1983(m): 8:09am On Aug 26, 2020
I was, no be now. By the way I thought he was just using the name of being who he was. Remember the saying "once a soldier, always a soldier".
Mynd44:
When egbon Femi said "I am a former minister, a lawyer….." What did he mean?

How much is the salary of a minister?

He stopped being a minister in 2007 (13 years ago)
I don't remember the last time he did anything lawyers do so…

How much does/did ministers earn for him to use that as a basis?
Politics / Re: What If Femi Fani-Kayode, "Mr Shot Fuse" Was Buhari? by Elmander1983(m): 8:05am On Aug 26, 2020
Abeg kwayet. It's better he made his anger public than hide to deal with that guy later. Plenty people dey wen fit testify
dont8:


https://thecable.ng/what-if-femi-fani-kayode-mr-short-fuse-was-buhari
Sports / Re: Quim Torra Bids Messi Farewell by Elmander1983(m): 8:00am On Aug 26, 2020
I have a better goat in my farm. It's big e plenty meat for body... Isi-ewu go good with the head die!
Johnny4President:
The local G.O.A.T want to copy the international G.O.A.T.

I stan CR7 the Ezege of football.

CR7 da real G.O.A.T cool any other G.O.A.T is a counterfeit.
Sports / Re: Antonio Conte Battling To Recover $27 Million He Lost To A Scammer by Elmander1983(m): 9:21am On Aug 25, 2020
No vex, don't strike
jUeLiZ:
will you keep kwayet
Sports / Re: Antonio Conte Battling To Recover $27 Million He Lost To A Scammer by Elmander1983(m): 9:20am On Aug 25, 2020
So glad it had nothing to do with a Nigerian. Each time I see a post talking about fraud, I shake and pray hoping it's not a Nigerian. Hoping to see a future with less negative news about our dear country and people.
gasparpisciotta:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12488053/antonio-conte-recover-27m-scammer/



Health / Re: 28 And Still Yet To Hit Puberty by Elmander1983(m): 11:20pm On Aug 24, 2020
Nature gifted u. See it as a blessing and enjoy ur evergreen status. By the way, how ur babe?
Horerku:
Hi all, i have been a guest on NL for a long time but seeing this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6069700/look-too-young-find-it makes me want to come out and share what has been giving me serious headache.

I will be 28 in a month but i have not been able to hit puberty fully. Can count how many strand of hair on my pp, no armpit hair, no facial changes used to be short then i start growing from like 5.7' to 6.5'. No lies it's a very big disgrace when kids that will see my junior brother and bow their heads expect me to call them egbon.


But I have worked on my self esteem, gave myself confidence by reading inspirational books, learnt boxing, build my body, learnt dancing and i can very well say all this have really boost my confidence, i built my confidence by writing job application to jobs i know im over qualified for and intentionally bully the unlucky hr that will interview me �. I am able to read people and give good advices, as a matter of fact, i (despite my baby face) take adult Sunday School at church and I'm able to take my classes like a piece of cake (With God enabling me btw).

Never dated or toast before not cos im scared of being turned down inface i have a lot of babes that really show me emotions but because I'm scared of how the girl will act towards me when she find out my secret and i am gonna keep it that way because i can't really take heartbreak because of something i can't control. I
already have a good paying Job and finances not my problem so this is my only headache but will i still become normal? Have you overcome something like this? Or do you know how i can correct things?

I have been a guest on NL for more than 7 years. Try be a troll first smiley y'all taught me
Crime / Re: Aboubakar Hima Declared Wanted By EFCC For Contract Scam & Money Laundering by Elmander1983(m): 4:36pm On Aug 24, 2020
Interesting!!!!
Omooba77:
WANTED by @officialEFCC:

Aboubakar Hima is a Nigerien contractor. He allegedly received $394m, €9.9m & N369m to purchase equipment for the Nigerian Military but failed to supply them all.

He is wanted for contract scam, money laundering & for refusing to honour EFCC invitation

https://twitter.com/TransparencITng/status/1297820740583067653
Politics / Re: Moshood Abiola's 83rd Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Elmander1983(m): 9:43am On Aug 24, 2020
Lol.... Tinubu was a boy grin
lalasticlala:
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: "You Want To Fight With Me? Go And Ask Yar'Adua And Jonathan" by Elmander1983(m): 6:16pm On Aug 22, 2020
He should have mentioned Obasanjo and even Reno who's been on his case. Maganan banzai!!!!
EBMedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1362087/want-fight-go-ask-yaradua-jonathan-el-rufai-blows-hot-video/
Politics / Re: Clem Agba: We Are Heading For Second Recession In Four Years by Elmander1983(m): 8:41pm On Aug 21, 2020
This guy get idea say him dey expose him oga at the top? OK, will just sit back and watch it all play out
ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/were-heading-for-second-recession-in-four-years-says-fg/
Politics / Re: NBA Jigawa Expresses Support For El-rufai, Threatens To Boycott Conference by Elmander1983(m): 5:33pm On Aug 21, 2020
The whole story keeps making me laugh. Bunch of sheeps
fergie001:


Source

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Politics / Re: Salami Panel Asks Buhari To Fire, Prosecute Magu For Corruption by Elmander1983(m): 5:31pm On Aug 21, 2020
Politics / Re: Omokri’s Petition On Tinubu Breaks Record, 10,000 People Sign Petition In A Day by Elmander1983(m): 5:29pm On Aug 21, 2020
With all due respect, keep mute! U should know that Reno digs before bringing to limelight what he intends to. The facts are there and soon if the EFCC moves to investigate Tinubu, I hope u will be here to share the chilling findings.
techmo:
cool




Mumu omokirikiri


How exactly did he know the contents of the Bullion van

The Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act 2011 (and the amendment to the Act in 2012) makes it a crime for any individual to accept or make any cash payment that exceeds ₦5 million.

Personal cash withdrawal isn't Cash Payment


Mumu omokirikiri thinks the scenario is like

EFCC officers: knock knock Budillion Gateman open up the gate

Gate man, DSS and Police details: welcome Mr EFCC

EFCC officers: Mumu Omokirikiri gave us a petition that a Bullion van drove in to Budillion drive Ikoyi and entered your residence on the eve of a Presidential election


Gate man, DSS and Police details: so Mr EFCC and mumu omokirikiri what is the offense, are bullion vans unlawful ? Atleast mere Private fueling stations, hotels WAEC, NECO all use Bullion security vans, and can you show us any evidence money was in the van or if any cash exceeding 5million was in the van as at that time






.

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-rufai To NBA: Redirect Your Useless Invitation To Wike, Fayose by Elmander1983(m): 3:32pm On Aug 21, 2020
Make dis dude no go rape NBA with his crew ooooo... Chai but the invitation withdrawal pain them well well. I feel their pain and disbelief... Haha
PMBNG:


Source: https://todaypoliticsng.com/re-direct-your-useless-invitation-to-wike-fayose-el-rufai-tells-nba/



https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirElRufai/status/1296729683892015105

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Travel / Re: King Air Jet Rams Into Fence At Lagos Airport After Brake Failure by Elmander1983(m): 3:26pm On Aug 21, 2020
Wetin we no go see or hear for Nigeria? Do we have to manage everything? Trust them to come up with a great reason for the failure
Kwanza:


http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/21/jet-rams-fence-lagos-airport-after-brake-failure

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