Lol... Great stuff! Best wishes to you and ghost.

royalair:
I can't use a cane or a stick. Rabbits have very fragile bones. I use a broom stick for flogging and it's behind the ears. Rabbits can be stubborn if not controlled early. I can comfortably sleep with 5 of my trusted rabbits without fear of wires or bed frames being devoured WHY? they know right from wrong least I can do is keep a short 2*2 for them to gnaw on

A new Zealand breed and you flogged her like she was a naija made one? Animal cruelty bother! I am calling the cops on ya! I am sure the poor thing is wishing her ancestors never made it to the country. Just ensure she doesn't watch too much t.v cos you never know who's news would pop up! I cry for the zoo Sha!!! Just booking a space oooo

royalair:
I will be updating my diary from time to time to keep everyone in touch.



On the 18th of February 2020 my female rabbit ghost arrived. Got her at a month plus. She's a new Zealand breed

True! cos they are used to going raw with their hubby na. Really feel for men who have no idea their wives are into such. I know a man who's positive now cos his wife donated it to him as it was, to her by one of her numerous lovers. God help us ooo!!!!

spoked:
I may not be wrong

I just knew it was either money or kpansh! But come to think of it, colleagues suppose identify with each other na... Just wondering how deep zlatan is hurt. He must have counted what he'd use the millions for in his mind...

wale377:
Recall that Zlatan ibile denied that he knows cuppy due to a little miss understanding.

Previous thread

https://www.nairaland.com/6388077/zlatan-ibile-dont-know-dj

Israel dmw revealed that cuppy didn’t pay Zlatan for his services which includes
1) the gelato feature and
2) her fundraising which Zlatan performed.
In this video below, you will hear Zlatan and davido in an Instagram live video talking about the fund raising and him not seeing any kobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxhY09WcIxU

This guy watches too many supernatural movies

adadike:
Good riddance! He wants to raise 8 decayed bodies? He wants to unleash demons onto the good people of Anambra. My people at that

Help peel this one off like the corn na

Fuckingmallam45:
Nairaland giving irrelevant people relevancy since time immemorial, wish one be baby face again now

Bi - den see you in the form you choose to come in.. hoping it won't be LAPO

WriterNig:
We'll be back in some form, have a great life. We'll see you soon


- Donald Trump

My brother, you can achieve that in less than 2months if you have money to do the work. Won't mention the estate but it was raised in less than 3 months. 8units of 3 bed room flat. Money can arrange everything. Best of luck though

LoyalHustler1:
Hello nairalanders, i want to know if i can build this type of house in three months.

All funds are available and Money is not really a problem, i want to know if it's very possible to build like blocks of flats in three months, i am even thinking of two months but i was told it's impossible.

Pics below

Statement!!

Ctorch:


https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/gov-wike-donates-n500m-to-sokoto-state/de0s7ft

Everybody gather here let's clap for the Nigerian Army. They have finally apprehended Shekau..

Nemere2020:
https://www.nairaland.com/6370168/boko-haram-displays-armed-personnel#98192231


https://twitter.com/tvcnewsng/status/1351440451782508544?s=19

Can we then get the true figures of the number of people the said bandits kidnapped and the many the aforementioned killed? Adesina the bragger! Na your work sha

jarawa:


https://dailytrust.com/troops-killed-2403-terrorists-bandits-kidnappers-in-9-months-presidency

Run away! If she loves you that much, she would have stayed with you. Don't let emotional blackmail come to play from her. Stay far away from her before you attract curses of sleeping with a married woman. Trust me it will happen if you continue this way.

diamondedu:
Hmmmm.. good day please how best do I handle this situation?

My ex, although we did not officially seperate, is getting married by the end of the month but she doesn't love her husband to be. She finds his touch irritating, they hardly talk about everything that married people do, she's not just comfortable with the husband to be.

Now me and her were very good friends before we become lovers she's really a good girl, very supportive, infact every man's dream lady but I'm not yet ready to settle down. Family issues still full my head..

PLS married people how best do I avoid her before it becomes problem for her and the innocent man?

After the gelato romance, my guy was hoping for some real kpanshing but as she show am class, the brov vex. Egungun don enter express...lol

Mpvibetv:
Billionaire's daughter, DJ Cuppy has in the earliest hours of today called out Zlatan Ibile over a 10 months old case. A case that according to her seems to be an escalation and yet she doesn't know what happened and why.



https://mobile.twitter.com/cuppymusic/status/1347330682675191808

No concern ooo my brother. Just want him to prove his worth as the Jagaban we know

solmusdesigns:




What is your concern with Tinubu's membership of any political party?!

.

If he is truly the jagaban he claims to be, he should go back and start ACN afresh make we see where him go reach! Even BUBU no go make wave if he dumps APC

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/2023-tinubu-will-need-to-start-acn-from-scratch-if-he-dumps-apc-tony-momoh/

Best approach?? Use sweet slap make sure say him see stars... Then postrate tell am sorry. Quit notice better pass increment withdrawal abi? Reason am

iko123:
Most tenants renew their rents at the beginning of the year. Based on my tenancy agreement,I renewed my rent early than expected because I had a lot of activities lined up for the year that will require money. Besides, I don't want landlord to remind me that my rent has expired.

In previous years, I renewed my rent on the second week of the beginning of the month so that I don't send a signal of abundance on my side. Sometimes, I pay in arrears even when the money is there.

I was surprised that after making the payment, I got a notification of increment of rent effective from January, 2022.

My family has been very peaceful tenant since we parked in. I have thought through the notice to find the best way to approach him to withdraw the increment without him giving me an option to park out if I am not comfortable.

Please advise me on the best approach to use in this situation.

If u get caught while scamming people or loose a huge sum of money to gambling, my brother you will know infertility is real. By the way dead person no fit dey fertile again na

YoungBlackRico:
How dafuq does gambling and scam affects fertility?

4

TheCalculator:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9108379/Brainteaser-leaves-puzzlers-stumped-work-flute-filled-first.html

Their phone, their right Oga. Remember that Jesus Christ gave options. Any way na way but las las na the good way pure pass. May God help us make the right decision

227seven:
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Genuine MEN of GOD sir... U don't expect people watch u lead them into fire as an acclaimed man of God and expect them to sheepishly follow? Gone are those days sir. God is the judge of all after all, who am I to judge? May this new year bring forth plenty opportunities for us all and help us achieve our set goals and targets.

lalasticlala:
There Are Curses For People Who Criticise Men Of God — Pastor Chris Oyakhilome



http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/01/there-are-curses-people-who-criticise-men-god-%E2%80%94-pastor-chris-oyakhilome

Should be between 60 to 80k a friend did his in Lagos for the said amount

AltCtrlDel:
Help!!! Pls Where Can I Do DNA/Paternity Test & How Much?

I got this from a friend via WhatsApp. But I don't know how to edit the screenshot to cover his name and details.

"Men are dying from emotional battery and verbal abuse. Women get attention when a finger is laid on them or they even cut themselves to get injuries and their feminists coven takes it up from there.

How does a man explain emotional bartery and abuse in court or to a relation or friend? Baba based on our discussions, pls help me find out where I can discretely do paternity tests for my kids and also the cost.. You're more SM savvy than I am. One love Gee"


Please help a brother

Definitely cheeper than the INEC appointment! Rubbish

Drinokrane:
Social media aide to the president Lauretta Onochie on Wednesday labelled Channels TV anchor Chamberlain Usoh as a hater of good news, Igbere TV reports.

Mrs Onochie shared a video on Twitter of a Channels TV reporter speaking with the chairman of the Mile 12 market in Lagos.

The reporter says food prices are cheaper this year than they were last year.

Onochie, however, said the news took the “good-news-hating” Mr Usoh by surprise.

She wrote:

https://twitter.com/Laurestar/status/1341667929369300992?s=20

The presidential aide also attacked the broadcast station’s flagship breakfast show Sunrise Daily which Usoh co-anchors, saying it relishes bad news.



https://twitter.com/Laurestar/status/1341667933534232578?s=20

Both are lucrative. If your finance can cover both, it's a notch you getting from me. Was into boutique but decided to go into properties. All the best if u decide on which to pick.

BaddieFreak:
Good morning Nairaland.

I know this is not the right place to write this but I tried writing this in the business section but it is not working so I decided to come back here.

We all have plans for 2021 and one of my plans is to have a boutique somewhere around Ikoyi but recently I saw a post on the net of how lucrative massage centers are especially on the island and since then I have been having a second thought. I am now thinking of having a massage centre instead of boutique. Should I continue my dream of having a boutique or I should try having a massage centre.

Does anyone here has an idea on how massage centers run. Pls I need good and urgent advice so that I can make up my mind on time, thank you.

I need urgent advice

This sagay man is an educated illiterate ooo! Buhari is not a king even though the number 1 man. We do not practice the British system of government. Can someone help tell him

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos


https://www.independent.ng/british-parliament-cant-summon-queen-sagay-tells-nass/

Sorry man. U have got nothing to do but manage liquid till time for that. I feel for you. Try no to laugh hard too

Skyclub14:
Hello bro ..I just got my jaw wired yesterday and the doctor said it has to remain like that for the next 4weeks ..this is the most difficult thing I have ever done in my entire life ..please what are the tips that helped you survive this ? I can’t eat anything and I don’t even know what to eat that will pass through the liquid space between my teeth..have been drinking just yogurt all day ..please help me

chai! But I been mumu Sha... I hang am there .

igbwmedia:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you.

Na so! He's learned from the best. Good to have Dino as a coach.

fergie001:


VANGUARD

Rubbish! The Constitution states no state will adopt any religion as a state religion? U make me laugh hard in hausa language. I am sure the ministry of foreign affairs is not blind to what happens in the north and how the hisbah guys do all sort of rubbish abi? I rest my case but maybe someone needs to tap them to wake up from their slumber! All the hidden agenda will come to open soonest

Kenny242:

https://twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/1336388684288053253?s=19

During the past government, it was obvious that the past governors were working against Goodluck Jonathan. So based on records, shut up Zulum so you don't dent the image you have managed to paint.

Racoon:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.legit.ng/amp/1390475-gov-zulum-fire-security-situation-buhari-improved-buhari.html

Suicide isn't an option but if u feel it is, go the hell on. Your mates who are on the other side would call you out for coming late! You should know better man

MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.

Say same about yourself in tweets! Zombie youth

Abdulazeez99:
Bashir Ahmad, the personal assistant to President Buhari on New Media, says a lot has changed in Borno state under the Buhari-led administration, Igbere TV reports.

Bashir stated this on his Twitter handle this afternoon while reacting to the comment by the state governor, Babagana Zulum, who said the security situation in the state has since improved under Buhari.

Borno state has been one of the hotbeds of Boko Haram activities.



https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1335941691333734404?s=19

My guy dey fear kidnappers. Perfect disguise anyways

dre11:



https://thenationonlineng.net/senator-rides-okada-to-daughters-wedding/