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Celebrities / Re: E-Money Celebrates His 40th Birthday With Cute Photos by Elmander1983(m): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2022
If you find yourself in the business world and need to win the hearts of some of your prospects, my dear, you will do more.
CryptoTeacher:
Dope. But I still don't understand this obsession some people have to dress like Arabs.
Car Talk / Re: How Much Can I Sell This 2006 Toyota Corolla by Elmander1983(m): 12:26pm On Feb 18, 2022
I would have prized it at 1.6m. pls tell your aunt to quickly tale the 2.2m
oladipuposadeeq:
sincerely 2.2m is very fair some people might even be pricing 2m self grin
Food / Re: Crocodile Barbeque Served Somewhere In Abuja! (vid) by Elmander1983(m): 10:06am On Jan 29, 2022
Lol. That juvenile can't be less than 4years old. Pity
WoundedLamb:
Wow... killing baby crocodiles is actually not sustainable.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of 2pac Amaru Shakur by Elmander1983(m): 10:04am On Jan 29, 2022
Must be a wizkid fan living in the sun. With roasted brain, how can he reason well? Indomie generation!
robinsonnunto:
no hit song, what a cold world cos it look like you stay in Pluto

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Investment / Re: Who Else Is Affected By The Cryptó Crash? Share Your Experience (Meme) by Elmander1983(m): 6:57pm On Jan 27, 2022
No comment bro...
Xenry:
Mehn, I've been down for a while because of this. Invested a huge amount of money and the whole market carshed.
I haven't sold anything yet, and is not planning on selling any until the Cryptô prices bounce back again. Yet it has been going to and fro without any reasonable pump.
Hope the market will recover soon.
So who else here has been affected by the Cryptö crash? Share your experience. And if you have any meme concerning the crypto crash, share them too.
TV/Movies / Re: I Just Bought A New Lg Tv 32inches And The Picture Quality Is Not Hd! by Elmander1983(m): 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2022
That is obviously not from an LG shop. Pls return it and go to an LG shop for an OG.
Dollywood:
I just bought this new LG 32 inches brand new and I realised when I connected my PS4 Hdmi to it and started playing games on it, the picture quality was wack, feels like a lot of contrast and doesn't give me that crystal clear high definition I normally see on other people's TV. I bought the TV 70K. embarassed

Please someone should help me out!
Agriculture / Re: Yam Growing On Tiles (Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 10:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
What's wrong with this one? That's normal na abi u no grow or go near village?
PlayYourPart:
I got two tubers of yam sometimes last year, we cooked the first one, but while eating it, we discovered it was not sweet at all.

Since we can't just throw money away like that, we left the second yam there.

Lo and behold, after some time, the second yam started growing right there inside a tiled kitchen, even without been rooted in the subsoil.
It continues to grow rapidly but without leaf.
I took the picture of it as seen below in December 2021.
(Note: it has grown beyond this level now)
I want to see how far it can grow on the tiled surface in the kitchen.

As I be Architect, my biology no reach that level but I know we have botanist in house who can educate us about what is happening.

Kindly push to front page, let learn from professionals
Politics / Re: The Crowd That Welcomed President Buhari In Kaduna (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 7:10pm On Jan 21, 2022
Are u serious? Even my last child will solve this one
Bolaji26:
shocked
Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Man & His 61-Year-Old Wife Plan Having Kids Through Surrogacy (Pics) by Elmander1983(m): 8:39am On Jan 16, 2022
61 and she's looking all fvcked up? Damn nigga... Don't want to think deep...
Explorers:
Wedding.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Gifts His Cook Of 10 Years A New House (Photos, Video) by Elmander1983(m): 4:06am On Jan 15, 2022
If everyone of them give like this to the poor, the world would be better.
Saturn444:
Can he live in that?

It is peoples money.
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Mimics Mummy GO, Recreates Evangelist’s Controversial Sermon (video) by Elmander1983(m): 6:11pm On Jan 14, 2022
What! Is that the size?
Kriss216:
A Hoe clout chasing
Politics / Re: Oseni Rufai Grills Jibrin Over Tinubu's Source Of Wealth, Age, Bullion Vans by Elmander1983(m): 5:52pm On Jan 12, 2022
One that demands an answer. Ain't bad a question is it? They owe Nigeria an answer! The bullion van thingy caused a lot of stir back then though and till date, the matter was quashed. Nigeria deserves to know, Nigeria deserves better...
headSmasher:
What stupid question is that
Crime / Re: Soldiers Who Beat Up A Police Traffic Warden In Ibadan Arrested (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 5:31pm On Jan 12, 2022
Easy na.. at least, the dude was honest enough to say "oga I no know"
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Military police don hold am?sorry for you..
Define conspiracy you can't do?then what are you using your brain for?
Is that the proper way to even address an issue like this.. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Zazuh Zeh Crooner, Portable Angry As Insinstag Restricts His Account (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 5:46pm On Jan 11, 2022
Is that all he has to say? grin grin grin e choke!
marshalcarter:
lipsrsealed the person below me has something to say about this guy

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Religion / Re: Terhemen Anongo: Man Castrates Self to serve God properly by Elmander1983(m): 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2022
This is an old news na... The same benue boy that dropped out of medical school and bla bla... Chai! Bloggers and repackaging old news.
HonNL:
Previous Threads;
https://www.nairaland.com/6446535/why-dropped-out-medical-school#99649072

https://www.nairaland.com/6461246/facts-korna-anongo-terhemen-dropped/1#99926808



SOURCE
Politics / Re: Video Proves Buhari Is Not Well & Should Either Resign Or Be Impeached - Reno by Elmander1983(m): 1:23am On Jan 07, 2022
Oga? Calm down! Forget opposition in the matter at hand and work with what's real. Reno is only suggesting what he feel is best and truly, he is right. The President's response does not go in line with the questions asked. Watch the video pls and act your name. No offense pls
NoSentiment:
Mr Reno, opposition is not madness. If you are so patriotic why don't you come back home and do the opposition politics here? Which economic prosperity was there in Nigeria when u people held sway?
Politics / Re: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 5:01pm On Jan 05, 2022
Politics / Re: Ramatu Aliyu: Abuja Dirty Because Of Increase In Population by Elmander1983(m): 4:58pm On Jan 05, 2022
That's the F.C.T for crying out loud. If there is increase in population, do the needful by upping the number of labourers.
kinzation:


https://gazettengr.com/abuja-dirty-because-of-influx-of-nigerians-into-fct-minister/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
Career / Re: Between "Barbing And Phone Repair" Which One Is More Lucrative To Learn by Elmander1983(m): 10:49pm On Jan 04, 2022
Go for phone repair. Thank me later
IamBroke:
Guys please I need your advice...



I want to learn handwork this year...


And I want to go for eithre "Barbing or phone repair"


Please I need ur advice...


I need something that will be giving me daily income...but not just daily income ...with good money



Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Embarks On Work Out Session, Boxing Ring Fight (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 10:47pm On Jan 04, 2022
Taaaaah! Mechionu gi! E pain you? He is only revitalizing.. grin
Anigreat:
shocked


So shameless a king

Marrying girls that are even younger than his grand daughters and using wrinkles filled and slacking/wane balls dicccck to joke around those young pussiees.


I haven't seen a king that bleaches like this...spent all his money on bleaching cream

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigerians Have Better Values Than US, Europeans; Crimes More There by Elmander1983(m): 4:37pm On Jan 04, 2022
Can this man shut up already?! These countries have ways of mitigating circumstances
Islie:
Nigerians have better values than Americans, Europeans; crimes more common abroad: Lai Mohammed



https://gazettengr.com/nigerians-have-better-values-than-americans-europeans-crimes-more-common-abroad-lai-mohammed/
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Lady Removes Her Pant To Curse Her Boyfriend & His Manhood (Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 4:33pm On Jan 04, 2022
Rubbish!
insidenaijasblog:
A young lady has caused a stir online after going live to lay a curse on her boyfriend and his manhood, following the end of their relationship, Newspremises reports.

The Ghanaian lady identified her boyfriend as Amankrado, and went on to pull off her panties which she held on to as she cursed him.

She was heard saying that since he came to this world through the vagina, his nemesis will catch up with him via same channel. The disgruntled lady also said her ex-boyfriend's manhood won’t function again and the day he inserts it into any woman’s vaguna, he will be inflicted with a lot of incurable diseases.

Watch the video below:

[url=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qfYjbvkzpA][/url]

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/lady-pulls-off-her-panties-on-live-video-to-curse-her-boyfriend-and-his-manhood-video/
Religion / Re: First Presbyterian Church Of Bellefonte Holds Last Service by Elmander1983(m): 10:07am On Jan 02, 2022
No compromising! Honorably closed! Well applauded, But that ain't a way! No way! That u still got 2 or more worshippers shouldn't stop worship! Bad, it is, they still got loyalists and true worshippers. Now the flock's been sent out without a shepherd. Some will go blind and into the wilderness. God help em!!
Ahmback:
'Go In Peace': US Church Founded In 1800 Holds Last Service



Source: https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/newsus/go-in-peace-us-church-founded-in-1800-holds-last-service/ar-AAS9MwV?ocid=wispr

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Isbae U Buys Mansion In Lagos (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 7:40pm On Jan 01, 2022
As a celeb, you don't have to make payments in full. Drop what you can and the rest in installments and on crazy rates.. anything for the gram though.
michlins:
This year probably is the year of celebrity lies. No one will tell me otherwise.

When did this guy start his own show to afford buying a new house
Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Fun Seekers Drown During Picnic In Benue (Graphic Pictures) by Elmander1983(m): 2:49pm On Dec 31, 2021
So far, the body count is 13 (recovered from buruku river) outside the 2 that died via crash.
ebukajay184:
The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) in Benue State on Thursday December 30, said it recovered dead bodies of three missing young people who went on Christmas picnic at River Buruku in Buruku Local Government Area of the state, IgbereTV reports.

The deceased were among hundreds of youths who had gathered for the said picnic cum carnival despite warnings by the state government and security agencies.

The Public Relations Officer of the command in the state, Deputy Superintendent of Corps, Ejelikwu Anebi Michael, listed the names of the deceased trio as, Chiater Achir, 18, Aondoso Iorliam, 20 and Aondogu Gbir, 30.

"On Friday 24th December, 2021, at about 1020hrs, The Command got credible Intelligence about the Illegal gathering of youths in hundreds of thousands at the River Buruku for what they termed as Picnic and Carnival," he stated.

"The Benue State Government and Tiv Traditional Council have at different intervals banned this Carnival owing to its negative vices, however Youths still went ahead with the Carnival.

"The Command on the strength of the Intelligence deployed men to the location on the 25th December, 2021 in collaboration with Sister Agencies to maintain law and order and if possible stop the Carnival from holding but the numbers of the Youths outnumbered Security Officials.

“However, on Sunday 26th December, 2021, there were unsubstantiated reports of missing persons, which were confirmed on Monday 27th December, 2021 after three dead bodies were recovered by a search team of divers at about 1000 hrs.”

Selumun Philemon Ndilan wrote on Facebook;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1846860505517139&id=100005796219994
Events / Re: Man Buried On His Wedding Day In Cross River State (Photos) by Elmander1983(m): 2:29pm On Dec 31, 2021
Fashion / Re: I Have Never Felt So Much Pain In My Life, Lady With Artificial Nails Cries by Elmander1983(m): 4:18am On Dec 31, 2021
Lol... Just wait for chil birth grin
JaneUO:
Our women feel that being beautiful comes with body modification. Well a young lady shared an image of what happened to her trying to lift heavy equipment around her house. What she did not notice was that accident will take place without a warning. Lady broke her nails as though she was in a fight.

When ladies work on their nails they forget the dangers that comes with such artificial stuff. Majority get to break nails when drunk some tend to fail going to the toilet all because of nails. It is such a pity that some men get to eat food prepared by ladies with long nails.

Photo cred: Twitter
Romance / Re: Lady In Tears As US-Based Fiancé Dumps Her For Her Bestie A Week To Wedding by Elmander1983(m): 7:22am On Dec 30, 2021
Someone remind me of the word for her friend's act;
" CASH OUT!"
Dog eat Dog world we in.
Sorry dove
NwekeUG:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CYEmR8ord7v/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Science/Technology / Re: Indian Goat Gives Birth To ‘Humanoid Kid’ With Baby-Like Face (Pics) by Elmander1983(m): 7:09am On Dec 30, 2021
When rape is the order of the day in India, anything can happen! I no dey insinuate anything oooo. I fit be wetin I dey think. Abeg make Dem leave God outta this one cos God is minding His main business which looking out for all
Holiness2100:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17161126/goat-birth-humanoid-kid-baby-features-india/amp/
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Spotted Spraying Wads Of Naira Notes At A Party: Video by Elmander1983(m): 3:09pm On Dec 29, 2021
It is now obvious that naira mints are made for celebs and highly placed people in the society! Na we go dey enjoy dirty money.. chai! Make I shift jare
cablenews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhAQow-1oqQ

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYEEB95J2sCAFvTFbuptmTGteeq23K29620LxM0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Calls For "One Love, One Africa" At His Sold Out Concert In Ghana (Video) by Elmander1983(m): 3:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
Tell that to that sh*t head shatta wale! He needs your preaching more Mr Preacher man! Get away!!!!!
AuntLaVIV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851433x-6lo

“It’s all love, One africa, Ghana and Nigeria we are one, we are the same people” - Wizkid says at the sold out concert he headlined in Ghana.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYD3jbapNTw/?utm_medium=copy_link

Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Elmander1983(m): 3:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
Haaaaa! U eat house rats
donofdons:
This is called, the greater cane rat. It is distantly related to the house rat, but just fatter. From my experience, they taste like the house rat.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_cane_rat

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