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PhonesRe: Tapswap Coin: What Is This New Crypto Craze Taking Nigeria By Storm? by Elohorp(f): 2:37pm On May 26, 2024
FactBoyz:
This is the fake link. Be careful so you're not hacked. Their telegram channel is verified. The one posted here isn't
Please don't say what you don't know,if you don't understand something it's good to ask rather than rush to speak
RomanceRe: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Elohorp(f): 3:37am On May 25, 2024
Lalami3232:
Congratulations that you finally succeeded in preventing her from piercing her nose!!! But the question is, have you succeeded in stopping other guys from piercing her canal?
You people give these non-virgins aka boreholes too much relevance in the society. If she wants to pierce her vagina, why not allow her na. Una go just dey take off these girls from their home(street), hence we go dey get shortage of free kpekus
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RomanceRe: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Elohorp(f): 3:35am On May 25, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Piercing of nose is like pre-season to oloshoism..

I hope you can have the full defense to stop her when the main season starts? lipsrsealed
Why you talking nonsense
FamilyRe: Mock No Man,no One Know Tomorrow! by Elohorp(f): 3:34am On May 25, 2024
tosinhtml:
Truly life has no formula, but hard work will keep you floating.

You might not be largely successful but you will not be hungry or beg for food, that's the difference.

The choices and assistance that each individual receives in each instance are not seen in the situations given.

Looking back, I would not have realised that the majority of my elementary school classmates who excelled in Mathematics as kids did so because they had frequent tutoring.

Never undervalue the assistance that each person receives in making decisions.

10 years ago, I advised a fellow colleague during in my Internship to ditch University and accept a Junior Brand Designer position @ Jumia , he will forever be grateful for that advice. Imagine if he had gone to school and left tech.
You might think so, untill the day an opportunity that requires his degree comes up in his life then you will become the enemy of progress in his life,I've seen it happen many times
RomanceRe: My Ugly Experience With Tapswap by Elohorp(f): 6:26pm On May 24, 2024
dominique:
You Nigerians don't get ever tired of getting scammed by all these sites that keep popping out every now and then.
Scammed for something you didn't pay to enter,it's free
RomanceRe: My Ugly Experience With Tapswap by Elohorp(f): 2:51pm On May 23, 2024
SultanOfPuna:
Nigerians are very wicked people.

I have asked many people to show me a step by step on how to use Tapswap.

No single person gave me any help.

They will say "Let's chat on Whatsapp"

Even Punch newspaper that expose Tapswap
Their write up about Tapswap was Stupid
Just jargoons upon jargoons without any step on how to get started.

Why are Nigerians too wicked
You don't want to share info on Tapswap
Send a dm,I'll drop link for you
RomanceRe: Why Are Women STINGY? by Elohorp(f): 2:34pm On May 23, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
And for those guys that are quick to help a lady they were suree never gonna meet offline, u think they don't wanna manage their own resources toi
If you choose to help it's a personal choice,there's no need to help and strat whining about it like you were forced at gunpoint
Nexy
RomanceRe: Women: Can You Marry A Man Who Can't Get It Up? by Elohorp(f): 2:33pm On May 23, 2024
Arizoner:
you suck dick right
What kind of uncut question is that
RomanceRe: Why Are Women STINGY? by Elohorp(f): 2:32pm On May 23, 2024
Macmilla:
Somebody just gave you 50k and it is not a mismanagement. But letting a hustling man have #50 from the same money is now mismanagement. Abi?
May God save us from this gender.
Because someone has 50k does the mean they don't have their own expenses,do you know if the have expenses of 140k waiting for them at home
Ask the richest people on earth,they will collect their cents and nickels
BusinessRe: It's Bull Season, Make Money From Solana Ecosystem by Elohorp(f): 7:28pm On May 22, 2024
Bamzchops:
That's cool, most Solana tokens are traded on Raydium, once you open your phantom wallet, click dapp, connect your wallet then buy. You will have to follow this thread so whenever a new post pops up it's either a signal or update on the signal or message from anyone. You can also send me a mail.
My diamond wallet is not opening
RomanceRe: Why Are Women STINGY? by Elohorp(f): 6:51pm On May 22, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
Another example is one babe that received 50k pocket money from her boyfriend
I was with her when she received the alert

As we gisted and waited for bus to come
We wait ooo No bus.
We decided to enter Keke

So I ask Keke how much, he said 200 each
This girl said nooo it's 150 naira.
Me sef wey no hold much cash accepted
But to my surprise, she left the Keke and said she can't pay 200 naira for a journey that cost 150.

I was so shocked shocked
Someone with 50k plus refuse to pay 200 naira
Just 50 naira difference.

Omo Nigerian women are too stingy
Managing resources is not stingyness
RomanceRe: Women: Can You Marry A Man Who Can't Get It Up? by Elohorp(f): 6:49pm On May 22, 2024
Namaster:
DUMB question!

Women don't marry for dick. It's FOOLISH men who get married because of the promise of unrestricted access to pussy.

Understand this:

Women NEVER marry for dick. They can get that anywhere ANYTIME. They marry for status and resources.

A WEALTHY eunuch could EASILY marry 5 women and all of them would sing his praises as the epitome of a "real man".

They will be happy to marry him and have their fill of dicks from somewhere else. Most likely, an ex boyfriend.

This is real life.
Am not sex crazy but I would never marry a man that can't make love to me
I love children too much for that
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Captured Assaulting A Kenyan Woman Deported (Picture) by Elohorp(f): 4:11pm On May 06, 2024
wetrlr:
But he's her husband? undecided
What are you saying
That a husband has the right to beat and kill his wife
So you have sisters or a daughter
PropertiesRe: Notice To Quit by Elohorp(f): 2:43pm On May 06, 2024
Please is their any lawyer in the house?
PropertiesRe: Notice To Quit by Elohorp(f): 2:40pm On May 06, 2024
AlphaNugget:
He begged because he was timid.

Don't pray to have me as a tenant, I will exercise my right and if you infringed on it, I will patiently wait for you in court and I pray that court case lingers for 5 years
You don't know tomorrow be careful in this life is all I will tell you
FamilyRe: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Elohorp(f): 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2024
vibemad007:
This is how to dress for your husband, even when you're nursing a baby
You must be joking right
Christianity EtcRe: Photos: christians perform drama depicting the crucifixion of Christ in Nigeria by Elohorp(f): 5:53pm On Apr 02, 2024
ANTllSLAAM:
I am Antiislaam
So basically you don't have your own beliefs but you just like to shit on other people for no good reason
Nairaland GeneralRe: Money Or Wisdom, Which Is Better? by Elohorp(f): 6:00pm On Mar 29, 2024
Zonefree:
With money, you can hire a wise person to manage your enterprise.


Get money, all things will fall in line.


King Solomon was already rich before he chose wisdom.

There's no difference between a poor wise man and the "P" in Psychology.
You need to go back and read the Bible properly rather than talking off key
TravelRe: Man Reveals Harsh Living Conditions Of Asylum Seekers In Portugal (video) by Elohorp(f): 5:59pm On Mar 29, 2024
Ance4Liverpool:
You better not think of coming back to nigeria bcs sleeping in the street of portugal is better than who sleeps in nigeria flat
Very wrong thinking
BusinessRe: Crypto King, Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison by Elohorp(f): 5:57pm On Mar 29, 2024
dante0147:
He should have run to Nigeria brine the courts and security officials I don’t think he would ever be caught!
Hope you know American can easily pick up any criminal from Nigeria because of the treaty your country signed
FoodRe: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Elohorp(f): 5:46pm On Mar 29, 2024
ManirBK:
pls why positive development irritates you peaplehuh
What's positive about 10kg of rice
Is that all your worth
Christianity EtcRe: Photos: christians perform drama depicting the crucifixion of Christ in Nigeria by Elohorp(f): 5:44pm On Mar 29, 2024
ANTllSLAAM:
Where are the agents of allah to come and masturbate on this thread
Are you a practicing Christian??
CrimeRe: Imo Police Arrest Three For Alleged Rape Of 12-Year-Old Girl by Elohorp(f): 7:04pm On Mar 27, 2024
Tonytonex:
you did not answer my question. This one you are crying more than the bereaved.
On the bolded, just dey play.
Am bereaved because I am a woman once a girl and am bereaved cause I am a mother to a daughter and I thank God am living in a environment that's so much better than naija
CrimeRe: Imo Police Arrest Three For Alleged Rape Of 12-Year-Old Girl by Elohorp(f): 7:02pm On Mar 27, 2024
Tonytonex:
you did not answer my question. This one you are crying more than the bereaved.
On the bolded, just dey play.
What has happened to the white slave traders
We're is their karma
What has happened to the countless politicians scattering your country were is their karma
Karma is not real for the rich because the have protected themselves with various things you won't understand

It's only if the highest God the divine creator tables a particular big shoot matter that then indeed will he feel the heat
CrimeRe: Imo Police Arrest Three For Alleged Rape Of 12-Year-Old Girl by Elohorp(f): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2024
Tonytonex:
be careful what you wish for.
And also know that karma is a bitch.

People choose what to believe and what not to believe on social media. Learn to respect people's opinion without throwing tantrums.
have you not heard where a lady falsely accused somebody of raped?
Or are you a victim of rape? I need to know inorder to respond appropriately. Shalom!
With all proof of the child been admitted with visual tears and in bad condition it's still a lie

Karma is not a bitch it's only for the poor

Opinion that a rape victim is the cause of the rape,a victim of 12
That's no opinion,it's the working of a pedophile and such person needs to be checked
HealthRe: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Elohorp(f): 7:18pm On Mar 24, 2024
Coolestguy2023:
Shift, i no get your time
Shift to were please,am in my house abi you see me for your door
Wahala oh
RomanceRe: Why Can't My Husband Stop P0rn �� by Elohorp(f): 7:17pm On Mar 24, 2024
luminouz:
Flight ticket to where biko? Naso your house far?
I don't live in Nigeria
CrimeRe: Imo Police Arrest Three For Alleged Rape Of 12-Year-Old Girl by Elohorp(f): 7:16pm On Mar 24, 2024
Tonytonex:
that means you didn't get my perspective.

You misconstrued my whole fvcking assertion.
How about you try been a victim first before asserting crap on another person pain much less a child in this case
PoliticsRe: Okuama Massacre: The Untold Story by Elohorp(f): 11:37am On Mar 23, 2024
Fiscus105:
My observations goes beyond politics ooo, I'm talking about day to day relationships, though, among the four I listed above, they are still far far better than the rest.
Why are igbos and yorubas not there
Have you ever lived with them
Please don't list peoples tribe for such purposes it's offensive
FamilyRe: Telling Your Wife Or Women In General, Your Exact Salary Is Risky. by Elohorp(f): 11:36am On Mar 23, 2024
99thEnemy:
I understand completely. cool
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
PoliticsRe: Troops Recover Decomposing Hearts Of Soldiers Killed In Okuama, Delta State by Elohorp(f): 11:36am On Mar 23, 2024
DevilsEqual:
They said they were on peace mission

Without a pre-info, I can correctly guess your tribe

That tribe that sees everything as competition, negativites inclusive

The sun rises from the... cheesy cheesy cheesy
What kind of peace mission over one land will cause such top army person else to go there

They didn't go on any peace mission, please don't be deceived
PoliticsRe: Troops Recover Decomposing Hearts Of Soldiers Killed In Okuama, Delta State by Elohorp(f): 11:34am On Mar 23, 2024
richiemcgold:

You see why I'll never have sympathy for those perpetrators.

You killed our gallant officers and still went ahead to remove their hearts. For what?

Please if you don't know the whole of the story don't talk

If a army man came to your house to kill you and your family won't you fight for your life
Or you will happily die because his a gallant soldier abi

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