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Foreign Affairs / Re: Aria DiMezzo: Transgender, Satanist & Anarchist Wins Republican Nomination In US by elsom: 11:43pm On Sep 13, 2020
solmus:
cool

Why do this Satanist always look weird with dark cloths , tattoos and piercings

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They thrive on rebellion.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Aria DiMezzo: Transgender, Satanist & Anarchist Wins Republican Nomination In US by elsom: 11:42pm On Sep 13, 2020
solmus:
cool

Why do this Satanist always look weird with dark cloths , tattoos and piercings

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They thrive on rebellion.
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by elsom: 2:04pm On Jun 16, 2020
zuby4real10:
She was so desperate to the extent that even if she wants to give or collect something from me she has to kneel small. Always calling me her husband. She is more than 100% nice and submissive.she is the only lady that I have ever see that didn't wait for her man to introduce her to his family. I don't even know how she got my mum's number nd start communicating with her. I single handed sponsored her 3 years NCE education. From the comments I am seen here on nairaland is as if as I am the only man that sponsored a lady's education with out regrets uptil date. My only problem with this lady is that she and her family are so poor to the extent that they see me as their meal ticket, as if as am the best thing that ever happens to them. I thinked about the liability of marrying this girl and her family own I run. Uptil now the lady is still waiting and begging for me to come back. She is always asking what she did wrong. I beg I no fit kill myself, love and loyalty alone can not sustain a marriage cos they can't pay bills.

You're wrong in many ways.
Sports / Re: Naomi Osaka Becomes The Highest Paid Female Athlete In History by elsom: 11:05pm On May 27, 2020
slyfox35:
Black Japanese
She's Blacknese!

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Family / Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by elsom: 11:58pm On May 22, 2020
Walk with God not because you want your children back or your family. but do so because He is your source.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Gets Debt Relief From China, G-20 by elsom: 7:53am On Apr 19, 2020
So we are amongst the poorest countries in the world?
Foreign Affairs / Re: How President Idris Deby Turned Up To Lead offensive Against Boko Haram by elsom: 8:45am On Apr 09, 2020
Eteka1:
I was expecting to actually see him in battle. I think he only visited the troops in the front line.

Nigerian army looks better organized and equipped. These guys look a bit rag tag.


But delivering results front, back, right, left and center
Politics / Re: Kunle Togun To Tinubu: Why Did APC Fool Nigerians With Restructuring Promise? by elsom: 9:22am On Mar 03, 2020
fairfora:
APC has scammed us and we already know. Tinubu is a lame duck and we already know too. Oshiomohle is even more popular in the apc than him.

Our amotekun would correct the security lapses of the federal government. Call it any name...regional outfit, south west outfit, we don't care. I'm so disappointed in the south eastern leaders the way they're playing with the lives of their people. Na only mouth dem get. They've never been united and that's why it seems they're lagging behind in all things. How can umahi of a governor say in RUGA they stand? The yeye program isn't implemented yet, fulanis are killing maiming their men and raping their women. He just talks uncontrollably or is it because of the 80% greek gift funding contribution by the federal government that's "sharking" him? Their leaders have been mortgaging the future of their people from time immemorial. Just last week, a young fulani herder was threatening to kill an igbo farmer just because the latter complained that his crops were damaged by the former's cows. The fulani boy said thunder paya( as in thunder fire) ya papa and mama...in igbo land Had he held a gun during the exchange of words, he wouldn't have hesitated to pull the trigger. Any doubting Thomas should just watch the link below.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIvAUBMb_Jno&ved=2ahUKEwjs_7375_nnAhUO1BoKHfNYBS0QjjgwAHoECAEQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0gOg3WRgqZYVzxu5DeXfn1

And umahi once said their region was the safest yet, herders keep unleashing terror in their land. I travelled on same eastern road a few weeks back where we stopped midway because herdsmen were unleashing terror on the road. They kidnapped and took their victims into the bush. A whole vehicke filled with passengers were emptied. We had to stop for almost 30 minutes before hundreds of vehicles who were already on alert could hit the road to continue their journey. The armed mobile police sighted barely a km away from the scene couldn't near them. The earlier the igbo youths realise they don't have sincere leaders who could defend them, the better.

On amotekun we stand.

God bless you!
Health / Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by elsom: 2:37pm On Feb 17, 2020
Family / Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by elsom: 10:59am On Feb 17, 2020
bigiyaro:
when you know that among all your family members, its only your wife that is not your relative, your guards will be up automatically and you are better equipped to deal with betrayals.

I beg to differ. My wife is my relative. A wife is not bad because she's a wife, she's bad because she is a bad person or lack good moral standard. A blood relative can still hurt you

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Science/Technology / Re: 'Ghost' Human Ancestor Discovered In West Africa. Linked To Yoruba, Esan People by elsom: 11:11am On Feb 16, 2020
dazzlingd:
Kudos to nairaland....pushing more and more of this topics to fp......an average african is just too illiterate, know little or nothing about themselves and the world they live in....

U will soon see them flood this thread opening their black jaws screaming how is this possible...how did oyinbo people know this?? Not knowing the world has gone light years ahead of them...backward unrepentant ignorant people

Seems you're not black or you simply abhor yourself and race

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Romance / Re: Men Are Afraid To Toast Me Because Of My Uniform -female Army by elsom: 1:27pm On Feb 15, 2020
AnalQueenluci:




Yes what is wrong with it?


You're jumping up and down talking down on men but can't see the grammar is wrong. Female soldier not female army. how can only one woman be an army?

Now you get
Romance / Re: Lady Drinks Sniper As Boyfriend Dumps Her After 4 Years Of Dating (Video) by elsom: 4:24pm On Feb 11, 2020
What happened to taking her to the hospital. Tufikwa!
Politics / Re: Joshua Dongoyaro Speech After Buhari Government Was Overthrown 34 Years Ago by elsom: 12:38pm On Dec 27, 2019
PointZerom:
Sarrki good morning
As in the guy just dey wake up?
Romance / Re: Grace Ajilore: Pregnant Feminist Dragged For Getting Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by elsom: 3:08pm On Dec 17, 2019
hopexter:
Enjoying preeq unapologetically yet men are trash. Abi na goat give her belle

Maybe. You never can tell
Romance / Re: Grace Ajilore: Pregnant Feminist Dragged For Getting Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by elsom: 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2019
Pavore9:
What if she had paid and made a withdrawal from the sperm bank?

Them manufacture the sperm for upper Iweka?

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Romance / Re: Grace Ajilore: Pregnant Feminist Dragged For Getting Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by elsom: 3:01pm On Dec 17, 2019
MrHistorian:
Are Nigerians deliberately dumb or is it just the twitter users?

Being a feminist basically means being an advocate for the belief that women should have the same rights and opportunities as men.

How does the above stop the woman in question from engaging in sexual relationship with men?

The trolling is justified if she's a proven man-hater (misandrist). Even at that, you can't be too sure if the pregnancy wasn't a product of artificial insemination.

But then. . .what do I know!?

Artificial insemination? As in the sperm was harvested from sugarcane?

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Education / Re: Blackout: OAU Students Reading Outside (Pictures) by elsom: 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2019
BlackHarp:
And my own be say .......

Since yesterday Afternoon No Light ....

And i know normally they will come to my flat to request for Money to PUMP Water .... !!!!

As a sharp Guy i be ...... i comot yesterday evening .... before they came back from work .....

when i came back ... when everybody do go work !!! ...... Water don dey rush !!!

Hahahaha

Am Planning to Go Out this evening again !!!

I Don fill all my buckets and Gallons ...

But woman weah dey Gossip too much , just greet me from my window .... she saw me .... she say Neighbor Good Morning !!!

I Frown face before i respond to her Greeting !!!

Am Planning another thing ...

I Pray they bring light before they notice my plan oooo

Are you trying to be funny because it us not. What you're doing is morally wrong. Please be accountable in your dealings with others
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Begin Nationwide Strike, Blackout Looms by elsom: 6:25am On Dec 12, 2019
okomile:
Strike actions no be today.

We are used to blackout in zoogeria.

Let them look for another jobs and stop disturbing our peace.

Who dem strike help? grin

This line of thought makes it hard for the common man to get his due wages in Nigeria. Men and women who were disengaged from work are yet to get their payoffs and you are happy about that? Pension money deducted from salaries were not duly remitted, doesn't that require investigation?

We are so used being docile and nonchalant that's why people in position rubbish the commoners anyway they so wish.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina On Sowore’s Rearrest: Less Than 100,000 Nigerians ‘Making Noise’ by elsom: 6:35pm On Dec 10, 2019
Brandstudio01:
Just Imagine a Public servant Calling 100,000 Tax Payers a noise maker. What a Country. As if they're here to help people with their own Money.

I think these guys needs to be reminded people make Government. Government doesn't make People.

Anyway, I will Build a Professional Logo for your Product or Company For 2k Only. Offer valid Today Only. See my info below to Chat me up.

That is their understanding. they are helping Nigerians
Crime / Re: Gildas Tohouo's Wife Stabbed To Death In Her Ikoyi Lagos Home by elsom: 11:05am On Dec 10, 2019
Hedonisco:
I hate poor people. Jeez. How does one cope with these idiots... Electrician, plumber, mechanic, house help, 'eye service' employees and less fortunate associates, etc..... any of these jealous, envious and greedy bastards who has access to you and your home! I'm not even anywhere as rich and accomplished as these Maersk victims but geeeeez, I know and I shiver!

God have mercy.

Some people actually liked and approved of this post. This shows some rich folks nurse evil thoughts against whom they are better than. Disgusting.

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Crime / Re: Gildas Tohouo's Wife Stabbed To Death In Her Ikoyi Lagos Home by elsom: 11:01am On Dec 10, 2019
Hedonisco:
I hate poor people. Jeez. How does one cope with these idiots... Electrician, plumber, mechanic, house help, 'eye service' employees and less fortunate associates, etc..... any of these jealous, envious and greedy bastards who has access to you and your home! I'm not even anywhere as rich and accomplished as these Maersk victims but geeeeez, I know and I shiver!

God have mercy.

You're sick. You hate poor people? Why don't you get a gun and rid the world of all poor people. You mentioned electricians, plumbers, house maids as amongst people you loath. You in all your riches, can you do what they do? Your type will do same thing the electrician did if you were to find yourself below someone in the social ladder. Not everyone who is below you in the social ladder is as jealous, envious and greedy like you. You have such thoughts because you too are jealous and envious of others above you in terms if wealth and social accomplishments. You're greedy too and all those demeaning words you used above.

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Car Talk / Re: New Trailer Shows James Bond Using Headlight-popping Machine Gun On The Aston by elsom: 4:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This should be great.
But I wish we could bring back the days of Roger Moore as James Bond.

As a veteran who has seen every single one of the 007 movies, I can authoritavely declare that no other actor has done justice to that role.

Daniel Craig being the worst of the worsts.

I prefer Pierce Brosnan

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Has Been Rearrested By DSS by elsom: 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2019
Throwback:



Ijaw are spineless?

Was Adaka Boro spineless when he confronted the military government of Aguyi Ironsi while trying to secede from Nigeria and Eastern region that Ojukwu governed?

Besides, was Sowore fighting for his Ijaw tribe or a nationalist cause for the benefit of all Nigerians?

Stop equating a general nationalist struggle for a sectional secession championed by a tribe.

However, having recently lost a Democratic election where he was not even a serious contender, Sowore has no moral standing trying to overthrow the government that resulted from same election where he was rejected.



You sound like you have a misplaced anger against the tribe you think is your problem.

Is Sowore Ijaw?
Education / Re: IPPIS: ASUU Asks FG Why Staff Of CBN, NDIC, FIRS Are Not On The Payment System by elsom: 9:13am On Dec 02, 2019
Arsenella007:


You are not in the university system so you don't know what you are saying. The universities generate alot of money, I mean millions.. They don't remit nothing to the government, yet the government pays salaries, provides tetfund for re



search, infrastructure, also research grants that's is not accounted for, etc.. What happens to the school fees, the acceptance fees, the other IGRs? Most universities don't even pay the allowances the are supposed to pay their workers, cut their salaries..

Tetfund is not actually from FG

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Career / Re: Should I Recommend My Best "Team Member" For A Higher Position Off My Team? by elsom: 8:54am On Dec 02, 2019
Yes. You should. If not, you're sitting on someone's rise. Let him advance and another from your team will take his place and advance further. Imagine having 5 people all from your team who made it to higher offices? It will bring even higher recognition to you. It will show the company you're good and will put in the line of a future director. And you would have raised men and women to back up anytime.

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Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Marries 16-Year-Old Girl In Nnewi, Anambra State (Photo) by elsom: 8:48am On Nov 28, 2019
Omoodua007:
When I say there’s no difference between almajiri Fulani and Igbo they are both religious bigots and pedophiles

Did you check the ages of both involved? Which amongst them is the paedophile?
Education / Re: What Makes A Door Shake When Another Is Opened Or Closed? by elsom: 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
It is as a result of change in air pressure. When you open a door, air rushes in increasing the pressure within. This in turn will cause other doors somehow sharing space with the affected room to move.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Welcomed To Dubai As Mr King Tonto Dikeh by elsom: 12:59pm On Nov 13, 2019
Reverse Bob Risky
Politics / Re: Boris Oyebanji, Kidnapped By Pirates And Mistakenly Arrested For Being A Pirate by elsom: 9:50am On Nov 09, 2019
dontbothermuch:
smiley

Wow! I prayed it didn't have an ending, just wanted to read & read & read.

If it were to be South Africans or Egyptians would they have been treated this way?


Same here. Should be adapted into a movie

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Politics / Re: Boris Oyebanji, Kidnapped By Pirates And Mistakenly Arrested For Being A Pirate by elsom: 9:47am On Nov 09, 2019
naptu2:


http://atavist.mg.co.za/he-was-hijacked-by-pirates-and-then-mistaken-for-one

What a story and journey! I'm moved to tears. What people go thru in fending for themselves.

This should be adapted to a movie!
Car Talk / Re: BMW Trolls Mercedes On Halloween, Dresses AMG E53 Up To Look Like BMW M5 by elsom: 8:59am On Nov 03, 2019
Sunnycliff:
Soon we will be celebrating Halloween while frowning at our masquerades in our villages.

Mental. Kidnapping


True talk

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