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CelebritiesRe: Are You Offended By Falz - 'This Is Nigeria' Video? - Hausa Girls React by ElsonMorali: 8:32am On Jun 06, 2018
I wonder if there are any Hausa or Fulani or other northern girls on this forum.

They hardly comment. I'd like to meet them though.
EducationRe: Nigeria Scraps Award Of HND Certificates By Polytechnics by ElsonMorali: 7:39am On Jun 06, 2018
Those with B.Tech had 5years of education in a University of TECHNOLOGY.

How do you equate that B.Tech and this other B.Tech that is to be awarded instead of HND?
PoliticsRe: Photos From The Meeting Between House Of Reps And Senate Today by ElsonMorali: 7:36am On Jun 06, 2018
That was the opportunity Nigerian youths were waiting for.

Mobilize 3million youths and seal off the National Assembly while both houses are meeting.

Keep them there without food or drink until they yield to the demands of the people.

Demands to be made:

1. Scrap the Senate. We don't need a bicameral legislature.

2. Amend the Constitution to restructure Nigeria.

3. Insert an exit clause that supports referendum.

4. Tie all public officials wages to the minimum wage by a reasonable percentage so that if the salaries of politicians are increased, then the minimum wage will follow that increase.

5. State police as a matter of urgency

6. The creation of specialized courts to fast track all corruption cases.

Amongst many others.

But unfortunately the youths are all on social media looking for attention and cheap popularity.
CareerRe: Here’s How To Deal With Annoying Co-workers by ElsonMorali: 7:17am On Jun 06, 2018
Or buy a handgun and put it on your desk. They'll let you be.
RomanceRe: Family Shades Mum In Obituary For Abandoning Kids To Live With Brother-in-law by ElsonMorali: 7:14am On Jun 06, 2018
So now that she can't defend herself no more y'all idiots decided to find your voice?!!

Thunder fire all of una.
RomanceRe: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by ElsonMorali: 7:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
Beautiful but not my type anyway. Too yellow. I'd like to see her pictures as a kid.

Black is beautiful.
RomanceRe: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by ElsonMorali: 7:32pm On Jun 05, 2018
So your name is Chuka. I could have guessed.

How old are you sir and are you planning to kick-start your own reality show from Nairaland?
RomanceRe: Is This Normal? by ElsonMorali: 7:28pm On Jun 05, 2018
Tell him that your landlord is tickling you. He will understand the message.
RomanceRe: Man Leaks Nude Photos Of His Ex-Girlfriend On Twitter For Infecting Him With HIV by ElsonMorali: 6:58pm On Jun 05, 2018
ROSYL:
This is for those that encourage wives and husbands to stay in a relationship like this. Stay for the sake of kids you hear and keep forgiving him or her till they come back home with HIV.

My husband had just treated a a married man with HIV, he said he's been living with it for a few years. According to him, he got it from his side chick who he later found out has been battling with the disease. When my husband asked if his wife is aware of his HIV status he said NO. He encouraged him to tell his wife.
The wife later visited the hospital and asked my husband the nature of her husband's illness, my husband was looking at the man to open up, for where, he shut his mouth. Of course my husband didn't tell the woman what the situation was because of doctor-patient confidentiality. As a Christian, the guilt eats him up everyday.


So here is toasting to those who stay in abusive, in any form, relationship, good luck is all we are wishing you..
Find a way to get that woman's number and send her an anonymous SMS. You'll be saving her life and that of her kids.
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Behaviours Are Killing Me Inside by ElsonMorali: 6:42pm On Jun 05, 2018
Maximinenabila:
Lemon is so good for body odor. Op always apply lemon on your armpit. You can always do that in the morning when doing some house duties before u take your bath. Do that always and before you know it, you won't any body odor.
That's good to know.
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Behaviours Are Killing Me Inside by ElsonMorali: 3:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
Chopwater:
Haha My english is bad. i mean one boxer tru out d day. I've body odor i can't deny it, bt d way i'm taking my hygiene serious i don't think u wil know. pls can i ask u a question. can u tell if someone has body odor after taking his bath putting on neat clothes with perfume nd deodorant.if yes then i need to work on my hygiene more.
Sorry bro. Not everybody knows that they have body odor. That's because they've gotten used to it.

The truth is that body odor differs.

Some people have body odor if they don't take their bath regularly. For these, regular bathing is enough to clear it.

There are some others whereby even if they take their bath seven times in a day they will still smell.

The fault may not be yours though. I suspect that it is as a result of non thorough bathing of a baby after it leaves the womb.

I'm not aware of any cure for that, but I'm sure if you dig deep you'll find something you can use.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 1:43pm On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
Oh dear! cheesy

Now I get your drift and where you draw your argument from. You're already engineered by the dictates of tenets of our society & you haven't allowed yourself the luxury of questioning or examining same.

Lolcheesy pregnant for 9mths, breast-fed for a year & nursed him - by nature, who's best suited for such role? Why are these points in your argument, if I may ask?

This is a form of discrimination against fathers that's still being contended relentlessly e.g in the UK.

Go & read up on updates on FathersforJustice. cool
I don't need to. The justice system inclines towards awarding justice for the woman. That's fine by me. It's already a man's world. Depriving a woman of her child is wrong. Agreed not all women are suitable for the role of a mother but I'm not so sure Doris falls into that category.

I don't know are outside of her acting career, but it's obvious that she loves her son. The son should be with her. Heck! The sin should grow up with both parents.

The two of them are selfish especially whoever it was that facilitated the total collapse of that marriage and all fingers from the grapevine point to aunty Stella.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 1:38pm On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
The end justifies the means. What happened in the end, she & the geezer are no longer an item.

I don't really know much about their palaver but may I ask one question please?

Is Doris married now?
That's not the point. It takes two to tango. The guy shows irresponsibility by jumping from one woman straight into the arms of another.

That Doris isn't married shows she has a little bit of self restraint which is more than I can say for that guy.

If a marriage fails you jump to the conclusion that it's the woman's fault. How very naive. They both share the blame.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 8:40am On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
Why ask Stella? She found love in that geezer & that's just the way the story goes.

As for Doris, she failed in her marriage. cool
Yeye. She failed in her marriage. Na only she dey that marriage. See the way you dey reason the tin.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 8:38am On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
Why ask Stella? She found love in that geezer & that's just the way the story goes.

As for Doris, she failed in her marriage. cool
Yeye. She failed in her marriage. Na only she dey that marriage. Grow up sir.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 8:36am On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
Wow!shockedshockedshocked

Like fathers don't have feelings too?
Like fathers don't love & cherish the kids too?

Sperm donors? undecided How do you mean or are you out of your mind? As much as the child needs the motherly care, the child also needs the guidance & fatherly love too.

If you say most fathers are sperm donors as you call it, then most mothers are baby making machines.

Keep up with your name calling, it's your way.
Looolll... You've taken it personally. This is hilarious.

Why should a mother who carried the child in her womb for 9months, suckled it at her breasts for a year and nursed him be separated at so tender an age?

Tell me how many times since the boy has been with his father do you think the Father has bathed for him or wiped his bum after taking a dump?

Unless the mother is physically or mentally unable to take care of that child under normal circumstances the sole custody of that child would be awarded to the mother while the father will have visiting hours.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 7:53am On Jun 05, 2018
Duru009:
What really happened to this marriage they look so good together as a family.
Na Stella we go ask.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon reunites with her ex-husband, Daniel Ademinokan & their son (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 7:51am On Jun 05, 2018
omooba969:
Separating child from father nko? sad
Most fathers are just sperm donors.

That child should be with his mother.
CareerRe: Science Ministry Workers Commence 3-day Warning Strike by ElsonMorali: 7:33am On Jun 05, 2018
Lol.

Science ministry kwa?

I wonder what new inventions or discoveries they've made since the inception of that ministry.

Abeg let them go on strike forever. No one will notice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Police Recruitment: PSC Speaks On Candidates ‘writing Exam In Arabic by ElsonMorali: 7:29am On Jun 05, 2018
Wow. There's no hope for Nigeria. See supposed future leaders who can't even read a short article before jumping into silly conclusions.
PoliticsRe: 'nigerian Army Was Soft On Biafrans During Civil War' - President Buhari by ElsonMorali: 7:26am On Jun 05, 2018
Cooly100:
If ONLY you can use your brain to score more than 2...in the exams...

Quota system specialist..!

PoliticsRe: 'nigerian Army Was Soft On Biafrans During Civil War' - President Buhari by ElsonMorali: 7:22am On Jun 05, 2018
citizenY:
False, dem go dey find the shape of her bra.
Lol
PoliticsRe: 'nigerian Army Was Soft On Biafrans During Civil War' - President Buhari by ElsonMorali: 9:36pm On Jun 04, 2018
Cooly100:
Look at stake illiterate that requires 2 points to get admission, admonishing those that MUST score 312 points to enter the same school...

Wonders!!

CelebritiesRe: Meet Stephanie Oboh Tito Atilola; Hits "A" List Of Young Nigerian Entrepreneurs by ElsonMorali: 9:32pm On Jun 04, 2018
Laudable.
PoliticsRe: 'nigerian Army Was Soft On Biafrans During Civil War' - President Buhari by ElsonMorali: 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2018
[quote author= post=68182217]God bless you.
99% of people commenting on this thread never read the body of the story.
So shameful.[/quote]You can't blame them though. Most of them are educated illiterates.

Put a picture of Tonto Dike beside the write-up, then there's a chance they might read it.
RomanceRe: A Lesson Or Two by ElsonMorali: 5:06pm On Jun 04, 2018
There's this proverb in Yoruba that a friend told me. When I heard it for the first time I laughed so much I didn't know when I was rolling on the ground.

Osan t'o ri gbajumo ti ko jabo, eye oko ni o ma mu gbehin.

Lol.

How I wish I could translate that.
RomanceRe: If You Could Travel Back In History To A Time Period, What Period Would That Be? by ElsonMorali: 4:57pm On Jun 04, 2018
You actually can if you know how.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sunday Adelaja: Can Early Death Of A Person Be The Will Of God? by ElsonMorali: 3:06pm On Jun 04, 2018
VannywealthDesi:
Those who will be alive when the rapture takes place, and who are ready to meet Jesus. They won't die the death we all know now. They'll be translated into glory.
You are right.
RomanceRe: My Bae Joined Nairaland Today by ElsonMorali: 3:03pm On Jun 04, 2018
victorian:
That's childish of him

And he looks matured undecided I wonder why he's behaving this way , at this age and time , he is announcing he has a gf..lol

Oh Lord cheesy
Lol. Social media attention is the new currency these days. That's why you see people selling their Twitter accounts when they have huge followership.
RomanceRe: My Bae Joined Nairaland Today by ElsonMorali: 8:04am On Jun 04, 2018
DonPiiko:
She will do today lemme hit her up on whatsapp, your PM means nothing, you can send as much as you like cheesy
Lol. Is that a bet?
RomanceRe: My Bae Joined Nairaland Today by ElsonMorali: 7:41am On Jun 04, 2018
DonPiiko:
If you snatch my bae, na who go love me? Have you seen her photo?
Lol. Encourage her to post her profile picture. You can show her how to. I promise I won't send her any pm for the next few days. Lol.
RomanceRe: My Bae Joined Nairaland Today by ElsonMorali: 7:32am On Jun 04, 2018
DonPiiko:
Nah she doesn't get the hang of the site I was explaining it to her, she will be active in the agriculture and literature section, I am way past trolling
Can I pm her? She looks pretty.

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