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Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants Me To Pay A Debt I Didn't Accrue by Elxandre(m): 10:31am On Feb 13, 2020
You don use your hand take buy market o. Lol
How did you think it would resolve when you started trying to rectify a debt of 100k?
Of course, a Nigerian landlord won't take responsibility. Everyone in this country wants to take advantage of another.
You asking him to deduct the bill from your rent makes me wonder if you just arrived in Nigeria grin

Well, if you can get your refund ( I doubt he will give you easily), you could leave the place.
Business › Re: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by Elxandre(m): 10:55pm On Feb 12, 2020
ernieboy:
was otedolar not formerly in the list? is so that means he dropped.
Doesn't mean he's in the likes of Emoney's class.
That's am insult.
Business › Re: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by Elxandre(m): 10:36pm On Feb 12, 2020
pflourish:
Otedola is in the class with Emoney, Hushpuppi and Mr. Wood berry. More like audio money.
Are your sure you're okay?
Sports › Re: Idah Peterside: I Slept With Virgins For Money Ritual, Had Meetings With Snakes by Elxandre(m): 7:32pm On Feb 12, 2020
MRcocaFanta:
It's like you don't know the power a virgin possesses.

Reason why female virgins are mostly require as sacrifices in movies and there is another reason why Nuns are virgins.

My brother, when five to ten virgin nuns with clean heart gather together to pray for you with ancient Gregorian chants and in Latin.

I swear the way you go blow ehn, e go be like say you do money rituals, everything about your life will be magical, each phone calls to your phones a potential money connection.

If you have a young sister or daughter that is a virgin, nurture her into the holy Christian race, let her be deep into JESUS and Christianity and watch as your life and that of the family turn out for Good.

The power of a Virgin.

Any man that has a virgin lady as a girlfriend or lover has hit a jackpot for life.
The way you people talk nonsense though.
No wonder many rot in poverty. When you don't emphasize hardwork but only nonsense superstitious beliefs.
Technology Market › Re: HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan. by Elxandre(op): 6:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
Available.
Computers › Re: SOLD/HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan by Elxandre(op): 6:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
Still available
Romance › Re: Lol Why Do Women Think Thier Education Degree Attracts A Man? by Elxandre(m): 2:03pm On Feb 12, 2020
That is because it does!
I first like what comes out of your mouth and head before liking your face sef.

Take note that education is not constricted to attending university and attaining multiple degrees though.
Some women with degrees still have shallow Worldviews for instance.
Technology Market › Re: HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan. by Elxandre(op): 8:15pm On Feb 11, 2020
Still available.
Computers › Re: SOLD/HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan by Elxandre(op): 8:14pm On Feb 11, 2020
Still selling.
Computers › Re: SOLD/HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan by Elxandre(op): 11:19pm On Feb 10, 2020
Nnaemiemax:
Guess the price is above my reach for now.
Willing to pick it asap though
Chairman make better offer joor.
Better soup na money kill am. grin
Technology Market › Re: HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan. by Elxandre(op): 11:12pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bump
Computers › Re: SOLD/HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan by Elxandre(op): 11:12pm On Feb 10, 2020
Nnaemiemax:
90k?
Sir, you can do better. grin
Celebrities › Re: Unveiling Li Family Chinese Illuminati Coronavirus Hoax by Elxandre(m): 9:05pm On Feb 10, 2020
angry
Technology Market › Re: HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan. by Elxandre(op): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bump.
Computers › Re: SOLD/HP Pavillion Star Wars Edition Gaming Laptop For Sale in Ibadan by Elxandre(op): 4:58pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bump
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Gf Of 2 Years Coz She Lied To Me About Her Body Count by Elxandre(m): 11:36am On Feb 10, 2020
Jarvis22

Did she cheat while you were together or it was before?

I doubt any Nigerian girl wouldn't lie about her body count to save herself from shaming.
Leaving you for a full day when you came visiting was a no no sha.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by Elxandre(m): 11:27am On Feb 10, 2020
Most guys will see this as a gift actually provided there's no money spent. grin
I think it's different because OP is in love though. Must hurt.
Better cut off that toxicity with your life and find a better person.
Music/Radio › Re: Olamide Releases 999 EP Tomorrow by Elxandre(m): 10:37pm On Feb 09, 2020
Nigerians and superstition sha.
You think illuminati is for small kids like Olamide? Lol
Family › Re: Father Gives His Daughter Valentine's Day Advice About Not Losing Her Virginity by Elxandre(m): 10:56pm On Feb 08, 2020
pocohantas:
There are more responsible ways of giving his daughter such advice. This sounds so elementary and Romance section-ish.
I suspect it's just fiction.
No dad will be so rude.
Sports › Re: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Elxandre(m): 9:42pm On Feb 08, 2020
eni4real:
He has 6 Ballon d'ors and 6 European Golden shoes!!!

His value keep.rising!!!

Tell Abidal to stop buying Kevin Prince for the team!!!

Messi also deserves world class teammates especially in the defence and attack!!!
He will still demand an increase soon and they will give him claiming he's talismanic but when judgement day comes, una go start to dey beef the other guys.
Modern footballers are just too entitled, it's annoying!
Sports › Re: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Elxandre(m): 8:24pm On Feb 08, 2020
eni4real:
That is the reason why he moved to Juventus.. To earn that much despite his age!! To Juventus, he is a new buy!!!
To Madrid, he is an old player that shouldn't be risked!!!

Cristiano lied to the world that he was seeking a new challenge but we know that he was actually seeking a deserved pay!!!
Ronaldo's PA we see you. grin
Sports › Re: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Elxandre(m): 8:23pm On Feb 08, 2020
eni4real:
He has 6 Ballon d'ors and 6 European Golden shoes!!!

His value keep.rising!!!

Tell Abidal to stop buying Kevin Prince for the team!!!

Messi also deserves world class teammates especially in the defence and attack!!!
Here they go again.
Losing from 3 goals up in the champions league is Abidals fault too, when Baba was dribbling instead of tapping in to seal the match.
Sports › Re: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Elxandre(m): 8:12pm On Feb 08, 2020
Messi fans absolve him of any responsibility when he flops on the big stage but he earns as high as the combined salaries of 8 players.

Why shouldnt he shoulder the biggest responsibility?
Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by Elxandre(m): 4:46pm On Feb 08, 2020
Bump grin
Romance › Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Elxandre(m): 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2020
Oluwasaeon:
We move bro.
No love. No hate. No gifts. Ice in the veins.
Red eyes. Married to the game. Inmessage still working on my phone.
Hotel plus inmessage money is costlier than having a gf lipsrsealed
Sports › Re: Fans Blast Messi Over Barcelona's Copa del Rey Exit by Elxandre(m): 9:34am On Feb 07, 2020
I always say this; Messi will score a lot of goals as false 9, but will always come up short in the big games.
Go back in time to watch the last season he played as a false 9.
Crime › Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by Elxandre(m): 12:43am On Feb 07, 2020
zicoraads:
...and then someone in government will open their mouths to tell Nigerians living abroad to come back home and develop the homeland.

When the youths here are not being treated right.

The other day I was stopped by this group of SARS officers. But they were courteous. Even though I had incomplete car papers, a laptop and two high end phones.

I just have them 1k and was on my way in less than 10 minutes.

You guys often have it worse down South and East. Policemen down North hardly ever harass anyone.
Please try to get your papers complete.
Honestly na we teach these people bribery by failing to comply to traffic rules and sorting with 20 naira years back.
Phones › Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Elxandre(m): 2:44pm On Feb 05, 2020
Bonebreaker:
Love this shot
Thanks grin
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Elxandre(m): 11:15am On Feb 05, 2020
Sharp190418:
Fresh off the boat!!!

On Android 9.0, upgradable to Android 10.0.
5.5" 1080x2160 pixels.
4GB RAM.
Snapdragon 845.

Location: Agege/Ikeja

WhatsApp me on https:///2347062310207

Price: 95 K
You forgot to add phone name
Phones › Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Elxandre(m): 12:50am On Feb 05, 2020
MusaDanladi1:
Is that sweet mercedes benz still alive?
I think so.
I was just a passerby but it still looked pristine. grin
Phones › Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Elxandre(m): 12:01am On Feb 05, 2020
Xiaomi Mi 8.

Crime › Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Elxandre(m): 11:18pm On Feb 04, 2020
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