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ronaldo VS Messi threads are just always traffic heavy.

Dicktionary:



Ronaldo goal against Lazio yesterday, was his usual trade mark Tap-in goal as Usual.

Ronaldo looks tired and confused in this Juvi-Sarri team set up, he haven't scored any Screamer since the beginning of this Season.

Higuan is a Locuratious attacker, he don't pass to Ronaldo, even when Ronaldo is in a better position in the eighteen yard box to score a goal,
The M-U-M-U Higuan prefer kicking the ball into the Stands than passing to Ronaldo.

My Advice to Ronaldo, It time you move to CHINA or MLS next season.


Smh

Your hate won't make you see his lobbed pass that led to the assist. smh

It's simple, Juve whilst becoming increasingly shitty with their hunger for has-beens from other clubs, they also use Ronaldo wrongly.
No 35 year old has the strength to function as a proper winger.
If they were reasonable they should have deployed him as a number 9 or false 9 at least, but watch Juve and see him hustling for balls in midfield. It's pathetic. I doubt if the coaches ever watched him at Madrid. Sarri especially has been bad. The team can barely string passes cleanly most times.

This is just rubbish way to deploy a devastating 35 year old striker who has only lost his pace but not his incredible finishing.

Lastly, Serie A is rubbish. Pity Ronaldo got deceived to sign, only for Juve to focus on washed out players only.
The team is filled with so many mediocres, it's shocking. In fact, they even want to sign another has-been; Rakitic.
And that't the biggest and the richest team in Italy.
RIP Serie A!

EgunMogaji2:
Your jaw is not broken and I’ll bet two donuts that you weren’t belted in.

Exactly what I was going to type.
Nigerians think not belting up is "Big man"!

harden:
Do you guys know that 1billion dollers is 361 trillion naira in nigeria..
Like for godsake

Our currency is rubbish

Check your calculator.
It's 360bn naira

jboixxx:
For the umpteenth time, so many things affect battery life:
1) Apps installed on the device
2) Network stability
3) Surrounding temp conditions.
4) Buggy app
5) Power source used to charge
6) User handling and settings like clearing your background apps (you read that right)
7) Wallpaper/themes!
Those notifications that includes vibration
9) Screen brightness, GPS etc.

You can add or/and remove. I don't have time to argue, so, you can pick and reject whichever one that suites you.

No way power source affects battery time on.

Ive not felt Wizkid for a while, but this album was stellar.
Played it three times already.

I understand if you hate it though. Maybe your taste is just ponponpon sound.

Aryastarks:
I need a self con at/close to ring road ibadan
Requirements: water, tiles,wardrobe.
Ps: Scammers and greedy people back offffff or you won't know what hit you

Why don't you try PropertyPro.ng or even jiji?
You can try flatfy.ng too. It aggregates search results from different real estate sites.
You could get agents to even talk to directly, who would almost certainly find you something.
Better than posting on NL and exposing yourself to scammers.

SlimBrawnie:
I didn't realise the green thing in between in the first picture was grass. Kai

Try dey go church.

We need reforms for events like this, but all we are bothered about is hate speech and Sowore.

It's so pathetic how we take lives for granted.

How were they even caught 27 years later?
Investigations or confessions?

Hedonini:
And Otedola with all his noise pocketed 'only' $75m from selling his whole company Forte Oil.

Note to Cuppy, no think say you fit use your papa 'coins' buga AJ.

Are you sure that is correct?
I mean he donated 5bn just recently?

Plus he used to be a billionaire not too long ago.

It's okay na. Haba.
Person no see anything read since yesterday. Even reddit no carry am for head like this.

Use condom you say no, now see your life.

The low self esteem of this VVD guy is startling.
He stood a strong chance of winning till he started as$ kicking Messi.
His mentality is also a disservice to other defenders, who never stand a chance to win it.
VVD is very very deserving of the award, if you take into cognizance his performance since the past year.

Why must the best forward win it even when other players had comparatively better seasons in their other positions?

Before you start calling me a Ronaldo fan, I supported Modric winning it last year.

If other positions such as defenders and Midfielders stand little chance irrespective of their performances, why not judge it "World Forward of the year"?

21cents:
pls gimme more insights. I got a new Airtel Sim I bought weeks ago but don't use it. how will I get the 23gb for 4k

No special method.

Send get to 141
And mifi to 131

Then sub on it.
You either get double or triple data.

21cents:
I buy 1GB for 5H.. when you do the maths, I spent at Least 5k last month chai..

When 4k sef would have given you nothing less than 15gb with a new Airtel sim.
I get 23gb or more with my present sim for 4k.

This fiction made Frontpage.


Africans and cock and bull story sha.

daddytime:
Very good...

Enough of their silly dry jokes at the expense of the physically challenged and victims of all sort of abuses.

The silly comic-wannabes and wack artists can only get endorsements from Nigerian clueless brands.

You have a point.
Some of their jokes, eg making fun of stammered, cripples etc are too dark.

Always thought it was insensitive.

He apologized and deleted the post but someone went to dig it up 5 years later.

I dunno what to say, but it's a bit cruel.

Acidosis:
The moment you don't care about the impact of your actions on yourself, your creator, your generation, your children, loved ones, family, customers and clients, then you're a NONENTITY.

We are all here to impress someone, in one way or the other. Stop dwelling on stup!d and unfounded social media quotes that says you shouldn't care about anyone but yourself.

The action of that prostitute can ruin the relationship of that guy with his wife/girlfriend or family. Some families are in ruins, trust have been broken over similar reactions from NONENTITIES.

If this guy decides to take up this case in the same manner Davido dealt with some NONENTITIES, you would understand what freedom really is!

How is this similar to Davido's case?

EgunMogaji2:
It would answer your question but I understand your position.

Have a nice day.

I don't understand what you mean by position, but I'm just a guy interested in riding a train to Lagos for the first time.

EgunMogaji2:
Here

http://forums.villageheadmaster.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=46

Quite vague

Africans don craze sha.
I wonder why I still visit this forum sef. I might just be crazy too.

See all of them turning against each other in the name of tribe. Mumu

jaszplus12:
Hehehehe... maybe she hasn't been told about marrying an architect! We don't sleep! We can stay up late, wake up too early, etc! My wife goes to bed wakes up meets me in the study working by 2am complains, goes back to bed, I join her 3am and still wake by 5am to warm water for her and kids to bath before going out!
Unfortunately when they complain it's to do with SATISFYING them either sexually or just emotional needs! Funny that they don't think about supporting the husband by staying up and maybe dozing off in the living room with him while he watches TV or do some work!
Wives, please show higher degree of support for us hardworking husbands and cease the excess "you're leaving me alone to sleep on this large bed" all that belongs to telenovelas!
Only advice I've for us men that stay up late, don't do it to the detriment of your health. Daz all.

Person wey dey sleep for 2 hours dey advise too

The guy that wrote a whole track about bumbum?

News reporting in Nigeria is so mediocre.
I mean we don't even know which shoprite it is.

This is embarrassing.
New Jersey man? No longer Nigeria's presidential candidate?

Lol.
Sadists.

Keep looking for money etc, like everyone will get rich in life. Newsflash, only maybe 10% of the entire human population can be Classified as rich.

You put yourself under pressure seeking to have money, so you can get the best women under your control, like you can predict the future.

As much as I find it stupid for guys to spend foolishly on women, calling relationships nonsense is just hilarious.

Better for people like you not to raise kids. Is this how you want to raise your kids? Being loveless towards your wives?
Even science has proven the value of companionship, so you know who's talking bullsheet now.

A lot of you are setting yourselves for futures filled with depression if you believe only money can buy attention. I pity you.

It's not a must to spend stupidly in a relationship!


Mysognists will come for me

And Nairaland is where to practice your creative writing skills abi?
Lmao.

oz4real83:
No no no no. It is because the sentences are too lenient that is the reason. If the sentences are stringent, few people will want to commit crime. Anybody that wants to commit crime will first of all think about the consequences. Most People are scared of carrying drugs to asia and middle east because it carrys death sentences that are un-negotiable.

While I Support you, don't forget the politicians get a pat on the back when they offend. They steal more and get lighter sentences.

This is why they can't justify giving the smaller theives harsher sentences.