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Phones › Re: My Windows Phone Has Ended Support For Whatsapp by Elxandre(m): 12:38pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ausrichie:
I mean the operating system, not products fvck Apple.grin Apple have no say in the computer segment they where good at the beginning but now make them just face their iPhone. But my problem with Windows is that they did not use the Operating system standard used by almost all operating systems, thereby making life hard for developers and users as well. If I create an app on a Linux system, I can't port it to Windows which is why that Write Once Run everywhere shit is a useless lie that was used by Oracle when they newly created JAVA.
Really?
That's interesting,
However, Windows holds the largest marketshare with an incredible gap.
Doubt any commercial dev would focus on Linux as it's first target.
Phones › Re: My Windows Phone Has Ended Support For Whatsapp by Elxandre(m): 11:30am On Jan 15, 2020
RexTramadol1:
Lol, novice fire



Before I started using IPhone, I used windows devices




Same thing up there came up my screen, when I tried upgrading my whatsapp



I thought it won't work anymore, but one day a lady just came to my place and told me to delete the downloaded version, I did and she just sent another to me through Bluetooth



It worked till the phone had fault, I abandoned it since then




It might still work.
Broo. It won't work na.
How do you want to run an android app on a windows phone.
Doesn't work like that. lipsrsealed
Phones › Re: My Windows Phone Has Ended Support For Whatsapp by Elxandre(m): 11:25am On Jan 15, 2020
Ausrichie:
Windows has too many problems they love taxing people so much, updates are too much, system crashed failures fvck. Too fully operate windows without hacking anything or downloading cracked content is expensive so, Windows on computers cup go soon full, though Android is crappy it is open source so you can tweak it. That is if you are a developer.
Cup go soon full for who to overthrow?
Apple with its expensive macs? grin
Romance › Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by Elxandre(m): 2:25pm On Jan 14, 2020
makydebbie:
Abeg if she wan spoil she go spoil, just pray for her.

Some people received really extreme upbringing and they turned out worse. No be by upbringing alone.
Which do you speak better?
Ghanaian or Nigerian Pidgin? Just curious. cheesy
Travel › Re: Having A Brother As An American Citizen! What Are My Benefits? by Elxandre(m): 9:27am On Jan 14, 2020
Benwallt:
Brother, nothing I mean nothing. Our people are terrible. I have a brother In UK going to 20yrs now. The thing is me, my brother and his wife to be applied n d were of were rejected, you believe, he appeal on his wife to be behalf n she was given visa to UK. We that are of the same blood, he left us to rot.
You should know it's easier to apply for his wife na.
Technology Market › Re: Longer Lasting Laptop Battery ⚡⚡ For Sale by Elxandre(m): 9:44am On Jan 13, 2020
ruphytelecom:
There are 3 or more pavillion 15 battery types, what is the model number of your laptop or better still post the picture of your laptop.
The price range is from 5k to 16k depending on the model
Your can reach me on whatsapp 08124461809 for quick response
Specific battery is KIO4.
Politics › Re: Babatunde Gbadamosi: Let Us Break Nigeria If North Retains Power In 2023 by Elxandre(m): 9:40am On Jan 13, 2020
eTECTIV:
Oh u ppl now want to breakaway if power isn't transferred to U but called Igbos all sorts of names wen dey stated agitating for their own freedom.. We no dey break anything , if North retains power dey must continue ruling ooo
If you took time to read the article you would see he actually wants an Igbo president specifically!
Technology Market › Re: Longer Lasting Laptop Battery ⚡⚡ For Sale by Elxandre(m): 1:06am On Jan 13, 2020
How much is a Pavillion 15 battery?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Asylum Seeker ‘Spent 21 Years Sleeping On London Buses’ by Elxandre(m): 6:30pm On Jan 12, 2020
IpobAntidote:
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Mumu of the highest order.


Many many Oyinbos from the Europe, UK and the US are living in Nigeria and loving it.

Even I as US citizen who has seen so many cities and countries around the world prefer and LOVES living in NIGERIA.

Pls emancipate yourself from your mental slavery.
You have seen many cities in the world but never learned to love all tribes.
Crime › Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by Elxandre(m): 10:01pm On Jan 11, 2020
Smartchoiice:
See her suicide note... Meanwhile one Nairaland Akure local girl decided to house a stranger for one week alone in her house just because of free sexx
Na old story na.

btw, i do not see how it's related to this.
Celebrities › Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Elxandre(m): 10:41am On Jan 11, 2020
themanderon:
what's the meaning of this? What's the purpose? To make others feel bad about themselves? I have always maintained that mindless display of wealth seems to be a black thing.
It mostly is.
You can barely count white people who do this.
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Elxandre(m): 1:29pm On Jan 10, 2020
I know it's wrong to say this, but you're stupid boss.

No vex but I would tell my brother the same. cheesy
Sports › Re: NFF Representatives Betrayed Asisat Oshoala At 2019 CAF Awards Voting by Elxandre(m): 2:34pm On Jan 09, 2020
tribalmall:
Why shouldn't the haters should be thoroughly chastised about their evil way. If this was done to their tribesmen we no go hear word till eternity.





You Igbo's think na u wise pass for this country but you are only fooling yourself. Musa's patriotism can not be compared to any of the fools you listed. The last WC we can all see how they chose not to pass the ball to him yet he emerged the highest scorer for Nigeria while the clown they gave all their passes to is now a joke for both club n country.

To get the bigotry foolishness off hour head pick up any falcon Afcon match n watch how many passes goes to Oparanizi n how many goes to Oshoala n also calculated how many each player convert. The politics in the dress room will not matter to you now but it will if your tribesmen are not dominating the team, that is the foolishness n bigotry every other Nigerian as to cope with when dealing with you jerks.



Just as Chukweze will never deserve the young player award ahead of Achraf Hakimi that rightly won n yes you can go tell hell with your vote. She already proclaimed her glory without your vote.
What's this one saying now?
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by Elxandre(m): 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2020
AreaFada2:
Lol, it's pidgin.

I mean even if you have carefully and meticulously planned, you still have to be lucky for things to work out as planned.
Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by Elxandre(m): 3:20pm On Jan 08, 2020
AreaFada2:
What if you marry your childhood sweetheart? cheesy
Not everyone must suffer heartbreak Na.

Some people from. Certain backgrounds have many of those things done for them or leapfrog many of those things.

Na luck for this life is carefully made plans actually do work out.
Abeg rewrite your last line. Not clear.
Romance › Re: No Online Space To Have A Honest Conversation With A Nigerian Stranger!! by Elxandre(m): 12:06pm On Jan 08, 2020
Obinnau:
It's so sad, I remember when pen pals was thing grin
The mindset of most people these days is a bit warped too. You see a lady outside, you compliment her and strike up a convo and the next very thing running through her mind 8s how to Make you a Maga, of course few ladies are an exception.
And besides I consider that face to face meeting a bit cumbersome.
The good ladies are out there, I know it. But they have been muzzled by cyberspace inconveniences.
Nothing beats face to face meeting.
I suppose you might be one who works from home or has limited exposure to people. I can relate.
No need to blame Tinder and the likes, as they're primarily dating sites and with the hunger in Africa, body sale is bound to occur. I have never read of American or European women charging for hookup on Tinder for instance.
You can still meet good girls there tho. They might not just be as hot as the ones hoeing.

I suggest Facebook if you're into that, if you want quite normal girls.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: You Can’t Force Buhari To Make Public His Assets Second Time by Elxandre(m): 7:26pm On Jan 07, 2020
philip0906:
Yar'adua asset declaration:
[url]https://www.proshareng.com/news/General/Yar%E2%80%99-Adua-makes-public-his-assets-declaration/2554[/url]

Buhari asset declaration:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-34150508
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/declared-asset-buharis-owns-7-houses-n30m/


Jonathan Asset declaration:
“I don’t give a damn. That is a matter of principle and I am not going to declare. It is not the President declaring his asset that will end Boko Haram.”
https://dailypost.ng/2017/05/01/refused-declare-assets-publicly-jonathan/
http://www.punchng.com/politics/declare-your-assets-sagay-advises-jonathan/
The details were very scanty.
He mentioned shares without even stating the amount.

Baffled why you guys try to defend these "leaders".
Why not let them defend themselves?
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Chris Omashola: 'Naira Marley Is A Demon' by Elxandre(m): 12:46pm On Jan 07, 2020
Wetin sister Chinwe no go see for choir. grin
Romance › Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by Elxandre(m): 10:56am On Jan 07, 2020
mirexxx:
A guy i met back then wanted me to drink bottle water instead of the drink I ordered to waiter to bring me. Saying water should be drank after eating not juice. angry imagine.
He was right sha. Health wise it makes no sense.
It annoys me too.
Romance › Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by Elxandre(m): 10:23pm On Jan 06, 2020
I was appalled by a lady's heavy makeup.
I just wanted to go home. Never been so disgusted by someones attribute in my life.
We are still cool and she's a cool person, but mehn, how do you tell a passionate makeup artiste she looks better without makeup? grin
Romance › Re: When They Don’t Just Have Time For You by Elxandre(m):
What if you're actually too busy?

Women can be frustrating with their desire to talk, talk and talk sometimes.
It's good to check up on partners regularly, but only a jobless person can actually afford to call 24/7 like many women want.
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by Elxandre(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2020
Emilokoiyawon:
grin grin they called them wayward yoots, drug addicts, womanizers, useless beings etc. You won't believe it. grin grin
I wish I had people to ask.
All my older folks were Felians. grin
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by Elxandre(m): 10:20pm On Jan 03, 2020
Emilokoiyawon:
You have no idea how Fela's fans were abused back in day. The same set of people as you see here...complaining up and down... grin grin
Interesting grin
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by Elxandre(m):
qualityovenbake:
Play play play our younger generation are losing their morality.

My younger days I was taught respect, decency, courtesy, consideration, honesty.

The new morality to the younger generation of today is the opposite of the morals I stated above. Lack of self discipline and self control is now the new norms.
You were taught by people who idolized Fela. A known, womanizer, nudist, weed smoker etc.
The only difference is, Fela had good songs, but his personality was just as questionable as Naira Marley's.
Celebrities › Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by Elxandre(m): 3:03pm On Jan 03, 2020
anonymousghost2:
I have seen a video and they were cooking a human..........
d guy was bragging saying that "if u neva chop dis kind meat, u neva chop anything"
i still ve d video,,,,i can upload it for y'all.
Please do embarassed
Sports › Re: Liverpool Go A Year Unbeaten In Premier League by Elxandre(m): 2:36pm On Jan 03, 2020
dominique:
They will soon match Arsenal's unbeaten run o cry
Who is going to help us defeat them now?
United got you babe. wink
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:46pm On Jan 02, 2020
Nellsworld:
Change ur play store to Nigeria
Which bank allows one to pay in Naira on Playstore?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Denies Taking Sophia Momodu On Vacation To Ghana by Elxandre(m): 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2020
Erediauwa:
[color=#ff9999]If you find them straining your eyes, kindly scroll down to the next comment quickly.



Thanks![/color]
I didn't expect you to listen. No surprise.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Denies Taking Sophia Momodu On Vacation To Ghana by Elxandre(m): 7:05pm On Jan 02, 2020
Erediauwa:
[color=#ff9999]BREAKING NEWS!!!

mukina2 is back.

What a great day for our democracy.[/color]
I wonder if you can't see how eye straining your fonts are.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Elxandre(m):
I'm a Ronaldo fan, but what's with this pointless award that will only bring him bashing? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: I Keep Seeing My Dead Nephew In My Dreams! by Elxandre(m): 8:39pm On Dec 29, 2019
CaptainMeks:
My vision was in the first half and not in the second half where you say Chelsea was on fire. they were not on fire when i made my post. Check the time
Gimme correct score na.
I don't bet, but with your vision I fit hammer. grin

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