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Crime / Re: Kwitoc.com Is A Scam Website, Run From It by EmagNig(m): 1:58pm On Oct 30, 2022
By the way, my name is not of Those you mentioned and I don't know the people either.

I sent you the first one and you sent half of the money and deceived me to send the rest... You thief

Moronic bastard
Crime / Re: Kwitoc.com Is A Scam Website, Run From It by EmagNig(m): 4:47pm On Aug 14, 2022


You bloody scammer... Bringing another person's details you had a business deal with.

You can run but can't hide... You will pay my coin in ten fold... I go catch u nor worry... U can lie to your head there.

You're the obvious scammer here. And it's obvious you know nothing about Cryptocurrencies.

These screenshots you posted explained nothing and if you don't know those are two different wallets you posted. How can you send coins on Binance and you received confirmation on Blockchain. You are obviously a criminal.

He said you should post screenshot of your chat with him. Yet you're doing like a slowpoke.

Typical scammer. We know you Daniel and it's obvious you will never cease from scamming people since 2019

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Romance / Re: I Want To Be A Mutual Friend With Guy I Met In My Girlfriend's Room by EmagNig(m): 2:30pm On Nov 04, 2021
This is one of the most funny made-up stories I have read in a while.

It's an old fiction I wrote when I was in University. I just came across it yesterday and thought to share grin grin grin grin

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Romance / I Want To Be A Mutual Friend With Guy I Met In My Girlfriend's Room by EmagNig(m): 4:44pm On Nov 03, 2021
It was a monday morning, there was heavy rain the night before, so the morning was so cool and cold. It has been a part of me anyway to wake up late being a jobless naija boy. After apllying for jobs for years and nothing, I decided to just chill and hoping on Gods miracle. My parents are quite OK, so am not so much bothered , at least I get my daily stipends , though not so much.

I have decided to do away with all my girlfriends, No they all did away with me. Since am not really performing my manly responsibilities, they seem to perceive me as a slowpoke as I find excuses for all their demands. The other day Simi asked me to buy her perfume. I just told her my prophet asked me not to touch perfumes for 6months, knowing she would ask me to bring the monetary value of the stuff, I immediately told her the prophet asked not to give anyone money to get the perfume. She just hissed. Since then she never picked my call.

I remember going to Tayos house and she asked me to help her buy Pringles, I simply bought Coaster biscuit and giving the excuse that Pringles don finish. Although am not so smart, I know fully well. I remember one day when I was trying to plug an iron into the socket, I took a metal fork and used to pin down the 3rd hole in the socket. I got the shock of my life. But I was so happy it happened and I always tell everyone that cares to listen and will always tell them to try it too..Its fun getting electrical shock.

Of all these girls, one will not just leave me, I woudnt know why. She seems to like me so much. Maybe its because I do help in washing her clothes and pants, Am so sure its because of that. She always tells me I wash better than her and am so delighted to be showered with such accolades, so anytime I get to her place, its always a pleasure to wash her clothes.

I think Dayo is dating one guy, I can't really say sha, but she has more than 30 of the guys fotos on her phone. They can't be dating, she is my girlfriend. There was a day I saw him at her place. They were both on bed. But I guess they were discussing something about their school work, am so sure of that.

The guy simply said Hi and I waved, I took my sit and asked Dayo if she would like to have her clothes pressed. She said yes and I set to work. She later asked me to help her get noodles, which I went downstairs to get. Getting back the guy was just in his singlets and boxer shorts, I guess the heat was so much, I asked if I cud help Dayo draw down the curtain so air will flow in.

They guy then went to the bathroom to take his bath. After 5minutes, he asked Dayo to help. Bring soap, she took it to him and didn't come back, maybe the guy needed help to scrub his back, its always a pain washing your back while you bath. They both came in later.

The guy dressed up and left. I was so happy it would be me and Dayo only, so I could ask her if the guy could be my friend too so at least I will have a mutual friend with her.

Dayo asked me if I sense anything going on beyween them two. I just know you guys must be good friends and you being a Kind girl, you helped him to do his back in the bathroom. Girls like you are hard to find. She just smiled and patted my head. This made me giggle and I guess my day was made.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Any Beautiful Lady From Ilesha, Osun. by EmagNig(m): 11:19pm On Jun 30, 2021
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Up Zone For Intelligent Islanders(vi, Ikoyi, Ajah, Lekki, Etc) by EmagNig(m): 11:10pm On Jun 30, 2021
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Drop Link To Any Nasty Adult Whatsapp Group by EmagNig(m): 11:06pm On Jun 30, 2021
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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by EmagNig(m): 9:08pm On May 07, 2021
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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by EmagNig(m): 10:48am On May 07, 2021
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Celebrities / Nengi Tells Ozo: I Don't Need Your Stupid Love After Fight Over Chicken by EmagNig(m): 7:26am On Sep 20, 2020
Big Brother Naija, BBNaija lovebirds Ozo and Nengi don't seem to be having the best of times as she vehemently rejected his apologies after fight over chicken.

Last night while at their Saturday party, Ozo tried to get close to Nengi and she affirmatively told him to leave her alone.

''I don't need your stupid love. Oga leave me alone'' She told him while he tried to apologize to her

Earlier that day, they both had a misunderstanding when he cautioned her for eating the last piece of chicken in the plate while they had lunch. This got Nengi irritated as she felt disrespected.

Nengi was so angry with Ozo that she even called on Biggie to allow her to leave the party as Ozo was becoming a ''piss in her ass''.




TV/Movies / Re: Brighto To Kiddwaya: Neo Is A Pretender, He Lies A Lot by EmagNig(m): 6:24am On Aug 18, 2020
Education / Social Distancing Observed As WAEC Students Write Exams Today (Photo, Video) by EmagNig(m): 1:53pm On Aug 17, 2020
The West Africa Examincations Council, WAEC have started its Senior Secondary Schools Certificate Examinations, SSSCE today, and a viral video of students of a certain school writing their papers have surfaced on the internet.

In the video, the students of the unnamed school who were well spaced were captured in the examination hall.

The examination, which was earlier scheduled for April but postponed till this time because of the Coronavirus pandemic kicked off today in all the states of the federation and the federal capital territory.

A total of 1, 549,463 candidates, consisting of 786,421 males and 763,042 females from 19, 129 schools are expected to sit the exam nationwide. And the exercise, which will last five weeks covers 76 subjects from which each candidate is expected to write a maximum of eight or nine papers.



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Politics / Tribunal Annuls Bayelsa Governorship Election by EmagNig(m): 12:52pm On Aug 17, 2020
The Bayelsa state governorship election tribunal sitting in Abuja has annulled the election of Duoye Diri, governor of Bayelsa state.

This was after The Advanced Nigeria Democratic Party (ANDP) had asked the tribunal to cancel the election because it was not included in the election which held on November 16, 2019.

Delivering judgment on Monday, Yunusa Musa, a judge, upheld the prayer of ANDP and ordered the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to conduct a fresh election in Bayelsa within 90 days.

Diri, candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), was sworn in as governor after the supreme court sacked David Lyon as governor-elect 24 hours before his inauguration.

The apex court based its rulings on the premise that Biobarakuma Degi-Eremieoyo, running mate of the candidate of the All Progressive Congress (APC), presented forged certificates to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).



Politics / Re: Ghana: Why We Locked Up Shops Of Some Nigerian Traders by EmagNig(m): 10:49am On Aug 17, 2020

I support the Ghanaian government 1000% why is it only Nigerian shops and shut down all over the world. Just to look at South Africa India Zambia Botswana Kenya Rwanda Malawi Tanzania China Russia Italy Spain Portugal why are they shutting Nigerian shops in all of countries this really is very clean Nigerians in this countries are criminals they go to a country they want to vote for a Nigerian criminal to lead them. If America Europe is the same with Nigerians what's the code to the country less than a year later they want to vote for a Nigerian criminal to lead them in another man's land. Illiteracy stupidity is a problem with we Nigerians. Nigerians will you run away from the country knowing a Nigerian can do nothing for them as bitter did they get to another man's land they want to vote for a Nigerian criminal

Can you please rephrase?
Foreign Affairs / Melania Trump Pulls Her Hand Away From Donald Trump's As They Step Off Air Force by EmagNig(m): 10:26am On Aug 17, 2020
Melania TrumpRepeatedly Pulls HerHand Away From DonaldAs They Step Off AirForce One

Melania Trump seemed more into her $13K Hermès Birkin bag than husband Donald as she continuously declined holding his hand in this new video from Aug. 16!

Melania Trump, 50, was once again not into holding her husband Donald Trump‘s hand! The 74-year-old President got the cold shoulder as he attempted to grab her hand several times while descending down the stairs of Air Force One in Morristown, NJ on Sunday, Aug. 16. The First Lady simply wasn’t having it, as she tightly clutched onto her $13K camel colored Hermès Birkin bag, swiftly moving her arm away from his romantic gesture. As if one time wasn’t enough, Donald went for a second attempt before finally placing his right hand on her lower back.

The wind was full blown in the video, as Melania’s highlighted brunette hair blew to the left and then in front of her face. She also appeared to be fairly focused on walking down the stairs in her trademark sky high feels, perhaps factoring into awkwardly declining Donald (or, perhaps, she was just more into that gorgeous handbag). The couple were also joined by their son Barron Trump, 14, who towered over his parents as he followed behind in a cream-colored bomber jacket and black jeans. For her part, Melania matched her luxe Hermès bag to a camel-colored shirt dress by British designer Stella McCartney, completing her ensemble with a brown suede pump.

Unfortunately for the President, this has become somewhat of a regular occurrence between him and Melania over the years. The former model quickly pulled her hand out of her husband’s while attending a College Football Championship in New Orleans on Jan. 13! While standing on the field, Donald went to go interlock his hand with Melania’s ahead of the National Anthem, prompting her to swiftly pull away. Naturally, the video — dubbed another installment of “hand-gate” — went viral on Twitter.


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Crime / Bauchi DPO Tortures 2 People To Death For Stealing Chicken by EmagNig(m): 7:32am On Aug 17, 2020
An unnamed Divisional Police Officer, DPO of a station in Bauchi has been called out for allegedly torturing 2 people to death for stealing chicken.

According to the allegation by one Bulama Bukarti, the officer was alleged to have collected payments from the families of the victims and the alleged buyer of the stolen chickens, before proceeding to torture the men, numbering 3.

One of the men reportedly survived and he was the one who narrated the story.

Bulama wrote on Twitter:

Just when you think it can’t get any worse, they’d say ‘hold on’. This morning, BBC Hausa did a story on how a DPO in Bauchi tortured two men to DEATH and left the 3rd with FIVE fractures for allegedly stealing seven CHICKENS.

Here’s what happened according the surviving victim:
The victims were arrested for allegedly stealing seven chickens. The man they sold them to was sommoned and ordered to pay N2,000 each for thirteen, instead of seven chikens, and he did. The suspects were ordered by the DPO to pay N4,000 and their parents paid a total of N12,000.

The DPO told the parents to go; that he’d release the suspects later. He then ordered his officers to tie the suspects up. He told the suspects to be chanting “stealing has ended” in Hausa & started beating them with a big stuff in their legs heads, chests, all over their bodies.

The first suspect died instantly. The second died for head and neck injuries in a hospital. The third is currently home nursing five factures including two on the knees of each leg. The second suspect’s mother related to BBC Hausa how her son died tragically in the hospital.

The Bauchi State Police Cammand said it’s set up a committee to investigate the matter but the DPO was not suspended, much less, arrested. When pressed by BBC, the police spokesman said “You can’t arrest a senior policeman!”.

The alleged torturer is still the DPO of the division.

Incidents like this are all too common in Nigeria, as well as their sheer corruption, that police’s bad reputation in the eyes of Nigerians. I call on the @PoliceNG to take over this matter. The DPO must be investigated and prosecuted for culpable homicide in a transparent way.



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Politics / Ghana: Why We Locked Up Shops Of Some Nigerian Traders by EmagNig(m): 7:15am On Aug 17, 2020
Ghanaian authorities have stated the reason who some shops belonging to Nigerian traders in the country were locked up over the weekend.

In an interview with Starr News, Boakye Boateng, the head of communications in the country’s trade ministry said it would be unfair for the Nigerian traders to complain of insensitivity.

He further alleged that the traders were pardoned for over a year following the intervention of President Nana Akufo-Addo.

Boateng said;

“It cannot be that we’ve been insensitive. If that is what they’re saying, I’ll be  disappointed because I’ll rather say they have rather been unfair to us as a regulatory body because we have given them more time than enough to the extent even the Ghanaians thought that the ministry was not on their side or the ministry wasn’t ready to even enforce law.

“So, it’s very surprising to me for them to say that we’ve not given them enough time. If you recall as far back as December last year, these shops were locked, the president intervened and we asked that the shops be re-opened because the very law that gives GUTA the right to be the sole traders in our market, that same law requires that a certain group of people are those who can go and do law enforcement and not you, so allow us to do our work.

“They complied, the shops were opened. Since then we have given them an opportunity to regularise the document and submit it to us for verification, that has not been done. Now, this exercise started from Abossey-Okai on Monday. Because we have never been to Abossey-Okai  for this exercise, when we went there we did not just start locking shops. We went there, we inspected the shops and we gave them notices that  in 14-days they should ensure that all their necessary documentations be complete. These people have been served notices for over a year now.”


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Politics / Late CEO Of Tonimas Oil And Gas Casket Reportedly Cost N34 Million by EmagNig(m): 3:29pm On Aug 15, 2020
Oil magnate, late Chief (Dr) Sir Anthony Obiagboso Enukeme, the CEO of Tonimas Oil and Gas, who passed on, in June 2020, was reportedly buried in a casket worth N34 Million.

The billionaire was laid to rest in his home town in Neni, Anambra State, in grand style.

This comes days after a Requiem Mass, attended by Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, was held in his honour at Christ the King Cathedral (CKC), Aba, Abia State.

Chief Enukeme’s burial attracted a large crowd in spite of the lingering Covid-19 pandemic.

Photos from the funeral of the Onowu Neni show that he was buried in an elaborate glass casket that cost millions of Naira. Unverified reports claim it cost 34 million Naira.

His funeral Mass held on Friday, August 14, at St John’s Parish in Neni, Anaocha LGA, Anambra. The Thanksgiving Mass will hold on Sunday, August 16 in the same church.

Before his death, Dr Anthony was one of the richest men in Anambra State, he was also a member of the Board of Trustee of the All Progressive Grand Alliance and president, Anambra State Council of Traditional Rulers. He was a great philanthropist who was also known for his many charities in the country.



Celebrities / Aloma Fires Back After Being Kicked Out As PA To Davido by EmagNig(m): 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2020
Former Personal Assistant, PA to Davido, Aloma, who was recently kicked out of DMW, has reacted to his dismissal from DMW

Recall that Isreal DMW, a member of the DMW crew officially announced the expelling of its former member, Aloma and has said that any business interactions conducted by him is no longer valid.

He disclosed it this morning via his Instagram page, adding that anyone who does any business with Aloma, does so at his or her own risk.

He also revealed that Davido has a new personal assistant identified as Santusgee.

In his words;

“Aloma, his no longer my Oga’s personal Assistant or in DMW. Who so ever does anything with him, does it at his own or her risk. BADDEST PA now his @santusgee . Be Warned”.

In what seems to be a reaction, Aloma wrote that even Jesus has enemies and that he will continue to stand by the truth despite jealousy and hatred.

He wrote,

“Even Jesus Christ get enemy ��‍♂️ just be real and do good and it will set you free�������� jealously and hatred don Dey tey tey ✌️ALOMA man of the people always stand on truth ����BLUNT”



Celebrities / Bbnaija Kaisha Blasted Over Inability To Recite National Anthem by EmagNig(m): 9:23pm On Aug 10, 2020
Nigerians on social media have blasted BBNaija housemate, Kaisha over her inability to recite the National anthem correctly.

Kaisha who was having fun with Nengi, Trickytee, Bright O, and Kiddwaya in the garden, decided to recite the anthem and failed woefully after she missed a line and jumped to the last part of the Anthem.

It would have been okay if the housemate made the mistake and took to corrections, but she vehemently refused to be corrected as she insisted she recited the anthem correctly.

This actually angered many viewers of the show who took to their various social media platforms to blast the enterpreneur from Sokoto.

So many lovers of BBNaija blamed the organizers for not putting into consideration, the ability to recite the country’s national anthem as a criteria to choose the housemates.



Celebrities / Tacha Over Excited As She Meets Burna Boy For The First Time by EmagNig(m): 8:34pm On Aug 10, 2020
Former Big Brother Naija housemate and controversial socialite, Tacha recently was gifted with the opportunity of meeting one of her all time favorite music stars.

The reality tv star recently posted a series of photos on her Instagram page recently and one of the images captured her with self-acclaimed African Giant, Burna Boy.

The duo were spotted side by side as they were captured all smiles on camera. Sharing the post an excited Tacha noted that the Gbona crooner is her next best thing after her love for chocolate.




Romance / Wives Who Wear G-strings Are Prostitutes - Man Says by EmagNig(m): 6:35pm On Aug 10, 2020
A Nigerian Facebook user identified as  Mpiawa Azu, has warned husbands to be wary of their wives who wear G-strings as they might be prostitutes.

Mpiawa Azu who shared this opinion via a post he made in a popular Facebook group, wrote that wearing G-string is a sign of unfaithfulness and prostitution.

According to the man, if a woma has has not been wearing the underwear started taking interest in it, then she should be checked as she might have been engaging in peddling her body for cash

He wrote:

“Sir, once your wife start[s] wearing this ��. Chefuo ya [forget it]…Ya!! First sign of unfaithfulness and prostitution…��Kupunti”

The post steered a lot of comments on Facebook, while some users agreed to the statement, many others were against it.



European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs FC Copenhagen : Europa League (1- 0) On 10th August 2020 by EmagNig(m): 5:33pm On Aug 10, 2020
We will win Champions League - Up Man U
Crime / Kano Singer Sentenced To Death For Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad by EmagNig(m): 4:42pm On Aug 10, 2020
A Nigerian singer identified as Yahaya Sharif-Aminu has been sentenced to death by hanging by a Sharia court in Kano for blaspheming against the Prophet Muhammad.

Nigerian singer sentenced to death for blasphemy in Kano state

Yahaya Sharif-Aminu, 22 was sentenced by an upper Sharia court in the Hausawa Filin Hockey area of the state after he was found guilty of committing blasphemy for a song he circulated via WhatsApp in March, BBC reports.

Judge Khadi Aliyu Muhammad Kani said he could appeal against the verdict.

The singer who is currently in detention, had gone into hiding after he composed the song.

Protestors had burnt down his family home and gathered outside the headquarters of the Islamic police, known as the Hisbah, demanding action against him.

Critics said the song was blasphemous as it praised an imam from the Tijaniya Muslim brotherhood to the extent it elevated him above the Prophet Muhammad.



Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Father, Adedeji Adeleke Acquires Another Luxurious Private Jet by EmagNig(m): 2:35pm On Aug 10, 2020
Celebrities / Davido’s Father, Adedeji Adeleke Acquires Another Luxurious Private Jet by EmagNig(m): 2:20pm On Aug 10, 2020
Nigerian singer Davido’s father, Adedeji Adeleke has just acquired another luxurious private jet.

This was made known by his son, Adwale Adeleke popularly refered to as Chairman HKN, who shared the photos of the newly acquired jet on social media.

Adewale posted a photo he took at the entrance of the jet and captioned the picture “What’s poppin! Brand new plane just hopped in.”

In another photo Adewale shared, he was seen posing inside the private jet. He wrote “Me sitting with Niggas fresher than me!”




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Sports / Re: The Time Has Come To Move On' - Willian Announces Chelsea Exit On Social Media by EmagNig(m): 7:48pm On Aug 09, 2020
I will miss him
Sports / African Man Shows Amazing Jogging Skills With Tennis Ball by EmagNig(m): 7:43pm On Aug 09, 2020
This is an exciting moment an African man who seems to be disabled was showing off his jogging skills.

Only that this time around, it was a mini tennis ball.

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