₦airaland Forum

Emmakohodis747:
It seems like church can't solve this one ��

Which church? The ones in Nigeria or the ones in Europe? if na Nigeria church u put mind u beta orientate your mind and focus on God. hope u hear say some pastors dey clamor for online tithe , offering and pledges, hope u hear?

SoNature:
Why did you graduate with 3rd class?

Were you a member of a dreaded secret cult in school?

Next time don't bumped into someone privacy like dat wit such questions wen u r not the person parents/guardian, ok.

Ishilove:
This is serious. No keke, no bikes, and very limited BRT buses. Very flawed transport system in Lagos and a very incompetent government at the helm of affairs.

God what a mess.

Forgive me my sins and In my next life Father please don't make me a Nigerian.

What do u mean by "incompetent govt?" Is it Sanwo Olu that brought the virus to Lagos? U shld be happy you r in Lagos where the state is doing is best to put all under control bcus if u were to be in oda state I bliv u would v contacted the virus by now. Stop lamenting and follow the precontion measure.

Lagos is back to life. Everything about Lagos has risen again.. Everything is now in order. Any and everyone living in Lagos now knows there's a big stick waiting to strike if they disobey the law. There's sense and joy in the atmosphere now. States govys are now friend to the state. The state govy is so active and proactive, informative, humble , friendly and jovier. Thank God for Sanwo Olu.

Ambo was a mistake that happened. Thank God all these tins ( virus and explosion) didn't happen during his term if not Lagos would have been in a sorry state by now.

Dem no born dem well to try am

osato45:
buy your machine and start. Get a shop in a place where demand for tailors is high. Or start from home

Send her some CASH make she take buy the machine and get the shop. Some of u will just open your mouth and talk.

BOSSFX:
Why is anything snake related has pride of place on this forum? I dey suspect marine spirit dey run this forum gan self.

Kudos to the op for not dishing out jungle justice to the 'hamless' creature.

Maybe snake na share holder for nairaland na.. So is own interests must be preserve.

DCmonster:
The three idiots from the north,west and east.

U made a mistake.
let's rephrase it.. Three wise men from the north, west n east.

Mizwisdom:
And so what? life of people is more valuable than profit making, let them stay in their country for now

c as u talk am as if dem say make u come u no go run go..

Lagos state govy is busy going up and down educating, informing, pleading and updating lagosian to stay save, the dullard is looking for ways to travel out n waist our resources. No common word from him, even if he want to pronouns it as kwaruna balus we don't mind at least let's hear from him. Chai!! This how I wasted my time and vote sha..!!! Cudos to Lagos state govy, Mr Babajide Sanwo Olu and his wonderful team for a diligent jobs being done. God reward you!!

ahnie:
I hate snakes eeeh!

How sure are you that you haven't eating one/some before with all those mama-put joint visited? mostly all those places where customers will queue up like primary schl children in Assembly, u will even c some customers washing plate their self's.

Malawian:
If not that Buhari still needed Tinubu for bis reelection in 2019, Tinubu would have been a goner. Ambode was going to be the new Jagaban of Lagos.

I know these things because some politicians used my cafe to send and receive emails. I read more than enough of what was coming for Tinubu. Go through my posts here.

When musiliu Obanikoro was busy forming PDP and antagonizing Tinubu then, it was quite funny because he was always included in the mailing list of APC bigwigs even while he was still in PDP. The moment i made mention that he was getting mails from APC on this forum, under two days, he "decamped" to APC.

Bro, you have no idea the volume of sensitive information that passed through my computer. One of those bigwigs could not use a computer himself so i was helping him download mails from his box, though he will make sure i deleted them before leavung, he knew nothing about the special folder callled "temp".

Ambodes email read as a_ambode@..... While Obanikoros own presented as "THESENATOR". I even saw Tinubus own once but forgot it.

I don't even kn how to reply you bcus too many tins to say!! Ambode kill Tinubu political career?some tin a whole Obasenjo could not do as a sitting president. I'm not gud in argument that won't put money in my acc.

Anger issue!! Anger.. I used to be like dis wen growing up but God help me to give myself brain. I can't forget back den wen I fought wit my neighbor and use dos short bounded brooms and chuck some part of her body. she was bleeding dat night the following morning she has swollen up dey had to rush her to d hospital. doc said some brooms are in her body. operation tins shall.. aside dat too many rough tins.. if i start.. I just tank God o..

WoundedLamb:
The issue with this is that if something goes wrong in future and she comes here to share her story, the same people that gave her this advice will be the ones to call her olosho who threw herself at a man. It's never really easy for the women folks to express such desires.

U suppose kn by now say everybody na marriage and relationship counsellor with sweet mouth wen gogbe happen na dem go sit down start to dey fire u up as if u impregnate der daughter.

Malawian:
The only reason Tinubu is still in charge of Lagos is because there has been no military coup and return to democracy.

Which military coup do u think can over shadow the already made foot political warriors Tinubu has made. Even if Tinubu is not there the political soldiers he has made in and out of Lagos will replace him. Which democracy again? are we not operating under democracy any more in 9ja?

Every and any body want to live and die in Lagos I don't just understand. what's even the big deal about this Lagos kpakpa? 87% of politicians will abandon their state and build massive home in Lagos and some iranus will sit in their village and be southing Tinubu dis, Tinubu dat. If Lagos is not free and a developing state which exposed individual will want to live there!

Eko oni ba je!!!

I went to bet9ja shop close to my house just to mingle bcus I was tired of staying indoor. on getting der I met some guys complaining dat dey have postponed all sporting activities throughout Europe dat all d games they booked has bin affected. activities in bet9ja was still very active wit baby.

Maxymilliano:
Looking at the gladiators that attended the caucus meeting, Oshiomole is a goner, no doubt.

Next is for EFFCC to dust up his files and do the needful

But he said no man born of a woman can remove him na? that means they can't remove him

You kn their address and said "they are into construction or real estate" and u r still asking if they r real.. which kind monkey banana question be dat na.. bros?

Take yah time o..

Okoroawusa:
Please be specific... which govt? State or federal?

Both!! bcus want to bliv Ganduje won't take such decision with out Buhari notice and if buhari was not in support of the whole tin he would v ordered both ganduje n all security operative to let sanusi b. a manager won't just sack an employees with out d knowledge of the CEO/MD

Chrisbeks:
Guess they might cancel all EPL games this weekend, some Leicester players also tested positive for the coronavirus.

Please they should cancel all the upcoming African nation's cup qualifiers for this month before all these Europe based players spread this virus all over Africa.

na CAF u go tell bcus he like dem no get sense. everything about dem na money. all leagues n country dey cancel but caf insist say games must continue in Africa.

sweetjohn:
When the time come you go no say there is no Father and son in politics but interest. All the north care about is there interest. Tinubu may even commit suicide due to the uncontrollable shame he will be facing

Yea.. I kn in politics there's no permanent friend or enemy even in life kpakpa.. once you upgrade pass some of your friends some will jealously and enviously becomes your enemy.

I'm not a Tinubu man but he kns how to play his political games wella, even Obasanjo fear am.

goaldynman:
Ambode should have made an attempt like a man but he chickened out like a coward!

Ambode should have started on time to dismantle whatever structure Tinubu and Fashola had, but he didn't!

Look at Obaseki he started on time like a true politician!!

Lagos is very different from Edo bro. Do u kn it takes Fashola die hard supporters to accept Sanwo olu before Tinubu presented him as applicant after Fashola intervention because Hamzad was the one dey all opted for. both Tinubu and Fashola has made men and women politically and out of politics and dey are well rooted in Lagos. Tinubu made Osibanjo and Gbaja etc Fashola made Hazad and FIRS boss now minister representing Lagos.

but who did Oshiomole helped or made? all what Oshiomole has in Edo was just relevance and few rep members in house of rep which not enough to take on obaseki and other obaseki loyalist.

Ambode can't do anytin tin, if he try dey will impeach him btw a wk. he kns now dat y he behaved himself. if not of Tinubu who inter vain in his behalf Obasa for impeach am.

Millz404:
The girl sabi sing sha

One tin l love about this babe is she playfully do most of her tins and it will just click like kilode. Even most of her songs are playfully composed. Their ways a day she was using her food to sing rice ,beans and kpomo.. dat lyrics eh.. na die

easyfem:
what has diz nigger achieve since self ....... abi e just dey send money to tinubu ni

He has not stay up to a year but has done more dan Ambode that spent 4yrs without notin to show for it. most Lagos roads are now motorable, their is sanity in Lagos now beside most govy parra starters are now workable and responsive. so don't be in your village in aba and be spitting trash.

kestolove95:
Up obaseki, wetin dat mumu ambode for do, but na Yoruba dey can fear fear

Ambode can't. Tinubu has more loyalist in state house of assembly. beside ambode can't deal with Tinubu and Fashola at same time. beside Fashola, Tinubu has very very strong loyalist in all sectors in Lagos affairs which Ambode can't handle. That's y wen Tinubu call they answer bcus Tinubu help dem grow in and out of their political careers.

massinola:
They play improper football. Ode oloshi

U dey mind am.. I don't kn y his life depends on salah, mane and firmino. despite salah will be playing rubbish and greedy wit d ball still he will leave him on pitch. Minamino is on bench o.. still don't kn y he cluelesly removed Chambalain yestaday.

okoloemmalex:
I'm invited for screening for the position of supervisor, what should I be
expecting as a take home? please, help a brother because I'm a bit far from
Lagos now

If i guest right "security supervisor" they will not offer u dat post "supervisor"all na wash..beside u will be train for two weeks n u dear don't go late for training 6:30 or 7am. if u do dey will ask u to go back or serve u punishment. some of their trainers / staff can be very rude n disrespectful n dey have sweet mouth eh.. dey can lie..n u finishing their training does not grantee u d security job they will first ask where u stay if its far from where dey wnt to post u, u will be on the wait list till Jesus com n their pay will or can't be more dan 30k. from 30k to 22.500k dats Dee pay. d juicy positions 60,70k r for der friends, relatives,family members dat u r beta dan. in fact u will understand beta if/ wen u go. I have bin to their training but men.. too many tins can't be tolerated. its beta u work with any private coy as security dan all dis contract security job. I done tire to type. story plenty

Omo see threat o.. "the public is advice in their own interest" na wa o.. so if a stranger mistakenly ply that route unknown, na GBE se o..

This is y Lagos is better than most state in Nigeria. if it were to be Lagos the state govt would have attended to it long before its this bad

Even me that's still hustling up and down now.. most looking for jab won't dream to live in such a low life apartment, talk more of Sanusi caliber.