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Oh my God, just the mere thought of it sends goose pimples running all over me.
So, let's face it, 'you hate Christians abi?'
The solution is quite simple!!!
MY DEAR, COLLAPSE AND DIE NOW NOW BECAUSE JESUS IS LORD TODAY, TOMORROW AND FOREVER AND I LOVE HIM WITH MY LIFE AND LOVE HIS FOLLWERS TOO.

The General Overseer of Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministeries, Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin, (aka Warri T B Joshua) today, the 3rd of April 2016 marked the 5th Anniversary of his calling to Ministry at the Church Auditorium in Warri, Delta State.
In a Sermon to the over flowing crowd of thousands of worshippers, he recounted the very many challenges that greeted his calling.
He encouraged worshippers to always trust God as "there can never be a crown without a cross".
He further wondered why there is much more love among the pagans today than among Christians and enjoined Christians to always love one another.
The Anniversary which witnessed special songs and dances by different tribes sent the thousands of worshippers into a frenzy
The icing on the cake was the launching of the Ministry's latest musical album.
Ewelee!

Guess you almost said it all but none of these is really a justifiable reason to skip church when you are sound and healthy. The Bible says "Forsake ye not the gathering of the brethren", so thinking you already know it all is not a reason to skip church.
Nowadays, churches have vibrant youths as choristers so the argument of being boring is not true anymore. If I remember correctly, the Bible says, "in the presence of God, there's fullness of joy.
The issue of offering is another area many of us are always guilty. It's easy to buy alcohol of a few hundreds / thousands daily but very difficult to put a crumpled N100 bill into the offering box. Unfortunately, we forget that the Bible says," we rob God in thites and offerings". Our excuse is usually 'that God will understand but again we forget that the Bible also says "he that is not faithful in little can never be faithful in much".
All said and done, cultivate the habit of going to church at least every Sunday. Starting a new week in His presence, is still a great experience. Shalom.

Chukzyfcb:
Both Ghana are Nigeria are under ecowas and same time Nigeria is among the African union member states. This is why it has caused a frenzy because such directive isn't in tandem with the rules of creating ecowas that permits the freedom of movt amongst ecowas member states......His words were directed to the countries in African Union, and Nigeria is in the African Union. So it does affect us by that statement. Up until july, we shall then know whatsap! It would be foolish to quickly assume ecowas states would be exempted. Only an official statement can prove otherwise

My dear, to use your words, I rather think IT IS FOOLISH to say the statement means that Nigeria falls into the category he mentioned because Nigeria is a member of AU.
There are so many other AU Countries that are not Ecowas members and of course he must be referring to them.
Until Ghana relinquishes it's membership of Ecowas, such a new Visa Policy can never and will never include Ecowas member States QED

This to my understanding is a TOTAL misinterpretation of the President's speech.
By A U members, it does not follow that Nigeria which just like Ghana is an ECOWAS Country and has Visa abolition agreement with all Ecowas Countries is included in the Ghana new Visa Policy.
Under Phase 2 Ecowas Protocols, citizens of member States have freedom of movement, residence and establishment of business in member States as long as they enter through recognized boarders with valid passports/entry permits.
The last time I checked, Ghana is still an ECOWAS Country so your post can be misleading.

All this noise that's almost be coming like that of Fayose, how is it adding value to the lives of the electoates in his Constituency?
The President's visits have continued to yield positive fruits whether he likes it or not. The latest is the over half a billion dollars that would have left UAE for Domnican Republic if not for the agreement signed between both Countries during one of these Visits.
That money alone is enough compensation. Besides, don't forget that America that hitherto refused selling arms to us are now even helping with the BH fight.

I Think it's time we stop over focussing on this PDP/APC, PMB and the rest issues and start looking where our problem is. I believe our problem is in the institutions of this country. It was on the 14th day of March that I drove into one of the police stations to obtain the new tinted glass permit, in the process, it was discovered that the plate number of my car is being used by another car. My first question was "How is it possible?" Because I obtained this number from FRSC with all documents intact. I never knew the car was going to stay for 12 days in the station.
A file was quickly opened and the car became an exhibit. Thank God the car was registered by a very high ranking officer of the FRSC whom was brought to the station. As the investigation was going on, it was discovered that some people were producing these fake and duplicate number plates and giving out to innocent and unsuspecting Nigerians ripping them off their hard earned money.
My question is, should we now go and buy this numbers at a shop in Alaba or at idumota instead of the federal government approved agencies? In the course of my research, I stumbled upon the number plate verification system online. I started verifying cars of friends, church members and even cars that I see on the road. A shocking revelation was made that OUT OF EVERY 10 CARS you see on the road with LAGOS and ABUJA number plates, that at least 4 is FAKE.
You can check your own now.
(1) Go to www.nvisng.org/numberplateverification.aspx
(2) Enter your number in the space provided. Eg "ABC863AP
(3) Click on verify button. Then an information will be displayed below the button. Because FRSC did not want the general public to see the full details of the registration, you will only see the name of your car and the date of registration.
Here are some samples:
1. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Toyota highlander on 20/01/2015. If your car is Toyota highlander, then you are lucky its done. But if your car is for instance Toyota Camry and your verification shows the above message, then you are in as me. Solution is to go and re-register your car afresh.
2. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Matrix however the vehicle is yet to be registered..... If your car is Matrix, then just go back to the person that registered your car and tell him/her to complete your registration.
3. This plate number has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assign to any vehicle. It means that they just gave you a number plate that is not even registered in their system. Solution is to go to them to register your car and upload your information.
4. An invalid/wrong number plate. Do I need to explain this, NO.
Verify your car first and sort yourself out with the FRSC before you even proceed to police for tinted permit cos if police are the one to find out, then you know what follows. Many innocent Nigerians are suffering now because of impunity in our institutions
Note: this verification is only applicable to the number plates with this formats ABC123AB not AB123 ABC.

Let us spread this news until everyone is aware of this evil FRSC is perpetrating. You are free to share.#copied#

"Buhari hates Igbos", 'we are watching him (Buhari) closely etc. WHAT BLOODY NONSENSE!!
Just for ten months? Where were you all when our own Goodluck Jonathan was President for six as in 1 2 3 4 5 6 YEARS?
IF JONATHAN COULD NOT CONSTRUCT THE SECOND NIGER BRIDGE IN SIX YEARS, WHY MUST SAME BRIDGE BE IN BUHARI' S PRIORITY LIST?
Besides, if I were Buhari, for such a mega project, I will recheck the contract terms and evaluate the extent of work already done and monies spent already before continuing with the whole thing.

MadCow1:
President Jonathan lost the elections for the following reasons;


1. He was incompetent.. There is no other way to explain this.

2. He failed to deliver on the Trust Nigerians bestowed on him in 2011 (myself included).. There is no question that the result of the Presidential elections of 2011 reflected the choice of Nigerians. The FRESH AIR campaign of 2011 was a resounding success. Jonathan got the votes of the North, East, West and South.. He won that election because Nigerians wanted him and put their hopes on him. He seemed to not appreciate the level of trust and responsibility that was put upon him. If Jonathan had delivered, all he had to do was sit inside Aso Rock sleeping and let his works campaign for him. He didnt need to cater to any Godfathers or Power Blocs.. All he had to do was deliver to the People and allow a free and fair election in 2015 and let the same people who put him in power return him again with a resounding and overwhelming victory.. But NO!! He surrounded himself with psychophants, Militants and praise-singers who shielded him from the truth for selfish interests.,

3. Security: Like seriously.. He failed woefully here. His praise singers can lie to him and tell him Chibok never happened, but can he deny the Mubi Polytechnic Massacre? The Madala Christmas day Bombing? The Kano Mosque bombing? The Nyanya Bus Park Bombing, e.t.c... Then as if Boko Haram's activities were not bad enough, the scandal of flying cash into South Africa on a Private jet to procure arms made him look even more clueless than previously thought.

4. The Economy: How he allowed Okonjo Iweala and Diezani remain in power for the duration of his tenure would forever remain a shock. Diezani lost 50 Billion from the NNPC account, got negotiated downwards to 20 Million and that money as of today is still unaccounted for. Okonjo kept using the rebasing of the Economy (which experts say is just an academic exercise) to deceive Nigerians into believing that all was well with our economy and that we were experiencing economic growth.. Fast forward to 2016, Oil Prices drop and all of a sudden Nigeria's economy is on the brink of total collapse.

5. Corruption: How did Stella Oduah not ever get tried? How did Farouk Lawan not ever get tried or jailed? How did Diezani not ever get probed, tried or sacked despite overwhelming evidence against her? Why did he grant a Federal Amnesty to Alamiesigha?

6. Patience Jonathan.. His failure to control his household (His wife) cost him his presidency.

7. Foreign Reserves.. What in Gods name did Jonathan do with all the Billions of dollars left behind by President Obasanjo and late President Yaradua? He not only depleted the reserves but went back to borrowing from the IMF and putting us back into indebtedness that Obasanjo had negotiated and paid off..



This is just a brief summary... The sins of Jonathan are too numerous to mention..



He lost it because he showed Nigerians he did not have what it takes to be President.

Thanks bro, posts like this revives my belief that there are still sane and objective people in Nairaland.
The influx of religious and tribalistic perverts into this forum has almost made me too scared to read comments anymore.
Thanks for your objectivity.

If only hunger and greed for material things will allow our women to think along your line. Even as men, some of us are pained at the level to which womanhood has been debased in our present day Society

Thank you Kemi for bringing Nairalanders together for the very first time . The Yorubas, Hausas and Igbos for once believe and agree on one particular thing ; 'that you are a demented and stinking mother fucker'.

The lecturer is of course, not to be trusted judging from his first statement.
First, he said it was while the student was arguing about moving to a new hall that the phone fell down. Then, he made a dramatic turn to accept that he smashed the phone when the girl insulted him and his family.

This is a total departure from what we are used to in this Country where armed robbers, cultists and treasury looters are daily given chieftaincy titles.
This man should be recommended for National Award by the National Orientation Agency.
I salute your courage sir

This is just a tip of the iceberg. You don't fight God and expect to have peace in your home.

You are indeed pretty, add a little confidence to your pose and do something about your choice of clothes AND YOU MIGHT JUST BE UNSTOPPABLE!
Forget about Muna, she has made a name and done well for herself. Let her be a source of inspiration rather than competition to you.
Always tell yourself, " if Muna could get here, I can get there".

This has been happening for years in a Country where 70% of graduates are unemployed. A Country where the payment of the minimum wage of N18 is still a mirage in some States.
MOST ANNOYING IS THE FACT THAT BUT FOR GOD USING PMB, THIS WOULD HAVE CONTINUED UNCHECKED.
YET, PMB IS NOT WORKING!

Heroic welcome? Hero in what sense?
For being detained or FOR NOT IMPLICATING THE SACRED COWS during interrogation?

Sad as it sounds, does a girl go for marriage introduction without the knowledge and approval of the purported suitor by her parents?
Our girls of nowadays are making costly mistakes in their search for material things. The truth about what took the girl to Minna will still be told

Hmmmm, I thought some people said PMB'S trips are useless and fruitless.
PMB is 'NOT' working indeed.

Aproko, who send you?
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW DOESN'T HURT!

Surprising at the length some girls can go because of mere boyfriend. You might be surprised that the said boyfriend she is fighting over might even be someone's HUSBAND!
Honestly, can't help but marvel at women

"This lady is the type every man needs. Religious, good cook, prayerful and she gives me advise on so many occasion."

Many are the afflictions of the righteous. You don't expect her to come 100% positively packaged. Hers, is simply the evil manipulations of 'spirit of anger' which is a minor thing before God. Take her to any true man of God for counseling and deliverance.
My dear brother, good women are rare to find, trust me. Don't loose this one.

Wonder the breed of mothers we now have. Little wonder many kids nowadays do not turn out right anymore.
I still can't comprehend why most women no longer cook for their families but rather "buy food".
Imagine a woman proudly saying she left her 7 months old baby to go and BUY food for the elder child by 8pm.

Honestly, I am beginning to think that there is something fundamentally wrong with this man's pattern of thinking.
For starters , WIKE is the Chief Security Officer of Rivers State and should be accountable for the security of his State.
Secondly, most of these deaths were recorded before the elections and explained away by the Governor himself as Cult wars maybe because it was PMB'S party members that were being killed.
Thirdly, the assassination attempt on Dakuku's life for which the Chief of Staff of the State was said to have been arrested on the scene, was that PMB?
Finally, the Military officer and Soldier that were killed purportedly by Pirates, was that PMB?
I most sincerely advice Fayose to try and concentrate on giving Ekiti people the dividends of Democracy that he promised them rather than always looking for any
Slight reason to attack PMB.

MOST MEN OF GOD WILL NOT LIKE THIS but the bible says in;
MATTHEW 19:21 Jesus said unto him, If you will be perfect, go and sell all that you have, and give to the the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

It is my candid opinion therefore that all pastors should sell off all church investments, their private jets and palatial mansions and share all the money to the poor in their church abi how you see am?

" Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. " That's an old saying. Guy, watch your back.
You invited a grown woman over, got her fully aroused after getting her undressed, then LEFT HER HIGH AND DRY and you think that's the end of the story. Even when she asked you what the problem was, you could not think up a reasonable cover up story like, 'sorry, just remembered am supposed to be fasting'.
Nnaa, look for a way to appease the girl fast. You don't humiliate an innocent woman and expect to go unscathed.

Some comments here are beginning to be sickening. What does it matter if APC or PDP claims he was their member?
For crying out loud, it's human beings that are being slaughtered in Rivers State every single day and we are talking of Party A or Party B
Wike is the chief security officer of Rivers State, he should take care of the security issues in his State.
And please let no one tell me Amechi this or that after all he was once pushed from all sides as a governor in the same State yet there was no bloodbath as we are now witnessing.
Enough of all this nonsense please.

Diddyydiva:
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Asiri tu





If na me be that man o, Na divorce straight



Arrant Nonsense

Why you go divorce am? Are you a virgin yourself? What is good for the geese is equally good for the gander and he that comes to equity must come with clean hands.

SycophanticGoat:
FBI way no sabi work, shey you want to absolve the Ambe man of blame totally? Did Sunday tell you that the very day was the only day he went home early or with just this post, you have concluded that the very day was the only one he went home early?

Asking if 3 hours is enough to go into panic is like saying that every human being on earth should have the same mindset as you. I've once gotten to Lagos late, say around 1 am. I was at Oshodi when I called my peeps and told them I was boarding a taxi. My peeps didn't see me in the next 1 hour and went into panic so your claims doesn't hold water.

Anybody can start off activities or actions at any time. My friend who's elder bro, younger sis and mum died in a car crash didn't shed a tear even as he saw the dismembered bodies of his fam members. I had to shed a few tears when I went to see him at the hospital even tho I didn't see the bodies (imagine if I had seen the bodies that means I'd have cried like a baby).

In essence, don't use your mindset to judge others. That you view the whole story as it should be doesn't mean others will view it thus. By the way, you conveniently evaded this part:



The call log already proves something, now let's further discuss..

So if the man was innocent how come blood stains were found at his residence? Even if it was Sunday that put the stains there, was it also Sunday that placed charms inside the man's apartment? It is on record that diabolic individuals are always blood thirsty, so if the man was that diabolic to have charms at his place (coupled with the fact that Mata's bush went missing) then he's already a 90% suspect to the crime in my own opinion.

Now let us look at the last part, why threaten the Sunday when they know that Ambe's innocent? Why didn't the elders just gather money and provide Ambe with a very good lawyer that will help clear his name, why resort to threats? That further indicts the Ambe of a man.

If you intentionally evaded all these, then I don't really understand how you expect to make much sense with your statement. Or are you among the diabolic elders that were threatening Sunday?

My dear, first, I did not say the accused is innocent neither did I say the husband is guilty all I only said is that the story sounds too polished to be true and that there is need to dig further.
Besides, I only made my own analysis based on what I know how to do best and you are not bound to accept it. So, I suggest that next time, before you start being rude with your statements to someone who has not courted your attention in the first place, you look well. If you cannot make your point without being abusive, then you have no business responding to anything on my turf please.

It's common sight to see masquerades smoking and drinking these days so it won't be surprising if the oracle that chose her accepts dollars and pounds. Don't forget she is said to be a smart schemer.
It is only unfortunate that Royalty has already been compromised. .

Can you imagine this type of white lie?
You didn't know that the car was stolen but you had the good sense to change the color from gold to red abi?
You didn't know it was stolen but you bargained a jeep from N500k to N130k?
If repainting alone Could cost you between N60k and N80k, how come you were not bothered about buying a complete Jeep for N130k?
Abeg shut up joor and start now to book space for kirikiri

This story sounds too straight, too coordinated and more like a well thought out script by a professional.
There's no doubt that the duo were dating but then there is I doubt if he actually killed the woman.
The husband suddenly came back early on the said date, ate and slept off. By 5pm,the wife who went to market was not back and he was sufficiently panicked to call her mom, a learning center where she goes for studies. SOUNDS MORE LIKE RAISING ALIBIS TO ME.
Okay, let's face it, this woman went to bring the last child from school before leaving for the purported market. So, let's assume she left around 2pm, is 3 hrs enough to go into such panic?
Again, a man whose wife has just been murdered will be too disorganized to start a private investigation instantly on discovering the wife's corpse.
There are so many things that are too straight in this story. Think the Police should dig deeper.