₦airaland Forum

I honestly think the right question should be : "WHY DO MARRIED WOMEN GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TEMPT MEN?"
With the display of cleavages, micro mini, braless tops etc, what should one think?
Remember you are ADDRESSED the way you DRESS!

I really pity the future of this Country with the kind of youths we have today.
Imagine the boldness!
Every evil now has sweet name. Thieves at the Wharf are now Wharf rats, armed robbers - fine boys, dupes - 419, now cheating in exams, JAMB RUNS !
Guess if this one had succeeded, he will be among those flaunting a degree certificate and reminding an HND holder how inferior Polytechnics are to the Universities.
I honestly weep for the future of this Country.

Nigeria Army, Recruited, Trained and Paid to Defend Our Territorial Integrity At the Expense of Their Precious Lives!
GOOD TO GO! GOOD TO GO!! GOOD TO GO GUYS!!!
Our prayers are with you always.

When will this man realize that Nigerians are no longer the gullible bunch we used to be? When will he learn to shut up his big mouth?
How can Buhari Islamize Nigeria when we have both the upper and lower houses of Assembly?
Can someone remind him that Buhari is a Civilian President working with the Constitution of the Federal Republic and not a Military Head of State working with Decrees

So absolutely true, every single word.
You are a good writer too

Why is it such a big deal when a girl asks a guy out in this Country?
Imagine the names she's being called including gold digger and worse still, the guy's attitude!
Hello? Did I hear someone say the guy is an actor?
Omg, am shaking, people still ask Sylvester Stallone out till date and he always has something nice to say to say to them.

Usually I don't comment on issues like this but there is great burden on me to tell you that ;
THIS IS THE SMALLEST HOUSE YOU WILL EVER BUILD!
Remember this prophecy when sharing your bigger testimony soon. Congrats

First, let's make some deductions :
From the shadows on the windows, time is night. In that case, she couldn't have written that suicide note on the table as the reading lamp is not plugged in.
She is still holding a half smoked cigarette in between her fingers suggesting death came to her unawares.
IT'S 98% MORE OF MURDER THAN SUICIDE.
With the gun still in her right hand, the exit point of the ammo should be in the direction of the can coke and not where the blood was splashed.
To further substantiate that point is the position of the slipper. It shows her last point of standing before death hence the blood splash was framed.

Lovely shape but this her nose shaa, hmmm,

Omg, what brainwashed graduates are our Universities producing these days?
On your way to lectures, a fellow student ordered you to buy a N100 recharge card with your own money for him and according to you, you 'obeyed'. What you didn't add is that you were scared he was a cultist. How in Pete's name is that generosity?
Okay, you gave N100 to your hungry classmate, sure that's generosity but what has that also got to do with the alert you got?

Wow, great advice. Sinceyyou are equally so rich, can you please give us a list of Nigerians that you have helped? The list might encourage the likes of Linda to think positively in that direction

Inì Edo! Giving men high bp with unfulfilled longings since time immemorial.

Nne, you don pass this level naa

God healed the man through TB Joshua. Don’t ever give God's glory to Man.

Why the noise? Why not allow the EFCC to talk first before speculating unnecessarily? A lot of blind loyalists made this kind of noise when Metu was arrested before they realized their mistake.

Any man who rejects her because of her profession does not deserve her.
What would that person prefer? The jobless 100% housewife?
My dear don't allow yourself to be distracted. The man that deserves you will come crawling for your attention.

Julius, there are no half measures with God. If you say you are now born again, then you should learn to let some things go. You must not retaliate every single wrong or perceived wrong done to you. Shalom.

Who Jah bless, no one can curse. Wiz kid should please look for his fellow kids. Linda is in the big league please.Keep off

ckmayoca:
Wanted to renew mine so when I called I was told 25k as in same price as getting a new 35pgs.

Nigeria Standard Passport does not have 35 pages but 32 and 64 pages only. Be well guided

PLUNGING NAIRA- Before you blame Emefiele, look at yourself:

It is either I do not understand economics and how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices. Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD. That view pretty much echoes the sentiments expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.

The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home. There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the creation of us Nigerians.Back then we had a booming economy.

We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari Games and Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students. We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry.

We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry was alive and well. Just recently I watched a news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on.

Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything. Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ – simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children. Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc.

We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them. We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero. A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in-Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different-level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas.

Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas.

I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. (My article tomorrow in my Saturday column in This Day is on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC – Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo. Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines ( we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula.

Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly. Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to look in the mirror. Guys, this was sent to me by someone and it is trending on whatsapp and I thought I should paste it here so we can determine by ourselves if GMB is truly the problem

Ben Bruce, always responding positively in a way that benefits the masses.
I really don't care what people say, I know HE IS THE MAN!
Thank you for the lives of those two innocent children. May God bless you.

Slow down on the makeup, it makes you look more like a doll.

My dear, the Bible says "flee ye from every appearance of evil" Please note the word 'APPEARANCE' signifies that once it has the resemblance of evil, you should take off.
If you are a Christian, this should guide. I don't see the need to be a willing candidate for possible initiation into one nonsense. Forgive me if I sound too old fashioned

If witches and wizards do not exist the Bible would not have recognized them when it said "Suffer not the witch to live"
Now, to your friend, he could be perfectly right. Your mistake is concluding that since he did not read, he should fail.
Did you bother to find out why he does not read in the first place. Spirit of un seriousness in very important issues like reading which is his reason for being in School can be the handiwork of witchcraft.

I am still to understand why a lot of people are not disposed favorably to this man, Tinubu. For the first time in my life, I met this myth of a man as he was about boarding an Air Force jet in the company of Governor Oshimole at Naval Force Base Warri. This was during the installation of the new Olu of Warri. My inhibitions disappeared as this man jettisoned class and wealth and took pictures with whoever cared to. I still wonder who in his position, will do that. He sure deserves the man of the year award.

How long will it take this man to know that Nigerians cannot easily be sweet tongued into accepting trash anymore?
That the value of Naira is going down does not make the TSA a non issue. That PMB has blocked so many loopholes through which people siphoned monies does not make him clueless.
At times I feel there is something Fayose is so scared f judging from Metu's constant criticisms before the bubble bursted.
Fayose should concentrate on governing the people that voted him into power and leave PMB alone.

Why all the noise about the name of the school or am I the only one seeing 'Shehu Shagari College of Education affiliated to ABU?

The Nigeria Immigration Service, Delta State Command, today played host to Lt Gen Abdulrahman Bello Dambazzau, the Federal Minister of Interior. The Hon Minister who was in the State to commission a new Passport Office in Warri, had revealed that the Warri Passport Office is the first out of eighteen New Passport Offices to be commissioned by his Ministry this year.
Earlier, while on Courtesy call to the State Governor, Senator Dr Ifeanyi Okowa and also the new Olu of Warri, the Minister who was accompanied by the Comptroller General of Immigration Mr Martin Abeshi, had thanked the government and people of Delta State for providing the Service with a magnificent building to house the new Passport Office.
He decried the activities of some unscrupulous elements who indulge in Passport racketeering and warned that his administration has no room for corrupt Officers and men.
The brief ceremony was attended by diginataries including the Secretary to State Government, Service commanders, captains of Industries, royal fathers and many others

Why do Nairalanders enjoy asking questions and turning around to answer same question?
If you think it's okay, why did you have her face blurred in the picture?

Phronesisugo:
Only in Nigeria has Blatter given up on his FIFA Presidency? Leave PDP and watch how they are going to deflat the APC nation wide

What a laugh! My dear everything does not start and end with PDP, APC or any other party for that matter. I am not Partisan neither do I belong to any Party

Only in Nigeria will it happen. A spokesman still facing trial for money laundering will shamelessly address the Press on the activities of his Party.
The icing on the cake is now the appointment of a man who is being accused as the BH sponsor as the chairman of the Party.
Anywhere else in the World, these two would have honorably refused any public office until they clear their names.
But then, this is Nigeria