₦airaland Forum

ebosie11:
Lol

Really don't think it's funny. Why marry a man you ain't in love with nor proud of?

Wow, I didn't even realize that I was grinning from ear to ear as I read this until I felt some pain in my jaws.
This is one of those occasions I feel so proud to be a Nigerian.
Superb answer to a mediocre and half baked British journalist.
Thank you sir.

Answer is 1

In Enugu State, the Governor among other Developmental projects has embarked on building 2500 housing units for Civil servants but unfortunately he did not make the Governor of the year ;
In Lagos, his excellency will be solving to a large extent, the rice needs of this Nation in a few months. This is in addition to the thousands of employment the project alone is generating.
Unfortunately too, he did not grab our Governor of the year award.
Oyo ; Among other gigantic steps, the Governor has just proved that he is determined to ensure the safety of the people of Oyo State. He has just signed into law, death penalty for kidnappers. But still he didn't win the award.
In Anambra, his excellency has within a short time changed the face of the State with state of the art flyovers, he has invested heavily in Agriculture thereby creating employment and so many other achievements. Yet, he did not make it.
And the list of great achievements by our able governors goes on and on in all the States but then there can be only one winner.
Fellow Nairalanders, with just two achievements only, the winner is ;







Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State.
HIS ACHIEVEMENTS ;
1) Always insulting Mr President even without provocation.
2) Sharing cups of rice along the streets in the name of Stomach infrastructure.
Sighs heavily,,,

This man, Obiano of Anambra and a few others have continually given me joy.
While they are busy putting in place solid infrastructures that will not only generate employment but will also be of immense benefits to the masses, some of their counterparts are busy sharing cups of rice along the streets in the name of Stomach infrastructure.
Some States are indeed unlucky with governance.

For the few that called this Post useless, I on the contrary thinks that the writer is finally coming around, away from sentiments and hate. His blames and commendations are for the first time ever, well balanced save for the undeserved subtle blame on Mr President.

I really don't understand why FFK takes delight at the slightest opportunity to tell us about the celebrities he has slept with.
Was dating Bianca years back in London (if true) the only thing he could use to prove that he is not tribalistic?
So in your entire life, the only thing you have done for the Igbos for instance was dating Bianca. Considering the fact that you were until not too long, the Aviation Minister, I don't think that is a pass mark

[quote a, uthor=ebamma post=44621074]Oga Pastor, you for just shut up, make the matter die natural death,
We know even if dem catch you as you dey thief tithe money from tithe box, your gullible followers will still remain loyal to the ministry.[/quote]At times, I wonder why someone will just wake up and start praying for God to pour hot coals of fire on him / her. I still don't see in what way the Prophet has incurred your insults. Since you are very wise why drink panadol for the headache of his so called 'gullible' followers? Guess there's still freedom of worship in this Country.
Must you comment?

OPEN LETTER TO HUSBANDS (a must read)

Dear God- loving Husbands,

We the Association of wives would like to bring to your attention certain things.
Firstly we would like to say a big thank you for being a responsible head! for providing leadership and support for us and the family. may the Good lord continue to bless you for US. :-)

Ok so we have made certain observations and we would really love that you receive this with all humility as an admonition.

In as much as we love God and love to attend religious programs and events, we also love to attend friends parties such as weddings and birthday celebration and the reception is the best part of the event for us. So please it doesnt mean we are carnal, it just means we love to have fun.

Yes we agree that we were brought up by our mothers to be prudent and good home managers, we also DO NOT mind you surprising us(and yourself) by leaving your ATM card with us once in a while to spend as the lord leads and PLS promise you wont freak out or develop high-blood pressure!

The sincere truth is that we really can be homely, taking care of the house and the children.. but the other truth is that we also wouldnt mind to have a weekend off once in a while, just to treat ourselves to a bit of luxury at the spa and salon on your bill.

We love your company, we really do (at least when you are not watching your favourite football match or reading the newspaper or working on your system/ ipad), but we also crave strongly our "me time/ Girls time". It doesn't mean we abandon you, NOT at all. It's just that our lives really doesn't and shouldn't revolve around you only.

Taking care of the children is our priority, we get that... but we also need you to know that there is a lot more to us than changing diapers, cooking and cleaning.. we can also close deals! big ones at that!

Darling husband, great sex is something that was drummed into our ears as we prepared to become wives, but honestly.... you could also learn the art of just holding each other and cuddling and making sure it does not lead to sex. Trust us it is very possible!

Cooking is our second nature, we are used to it, we know.. but please don't see us as forsaking our duty when we ask that you should take us to a fancy restaurant for a candle light dinner. or surprise us with breakfast in bed. There is no rule that says you MUST always eat the food we cook. and there is no prize for being your best cook.

Ehen... still on this food issue, please when you do agree to attend reception parties with us... 2 things u must take note of.
1, Dont rush us out of the reception, even if all we are doing is sitting and watching all the paparazzi and greeting friends thats how we catch our fun!
2, Please eat well and be full because that should also serve as dinner.(really not fair after we have settled everyone including the kids and you now say you are hungry..#rollingoureyes#) .

lastly... we know that you are trying and you are doing your best... but please house money is not the same as personal allowance. We know you dont mean it but you always confuse the two as the same.. abeg biko separate it. lol.

last but not the least, stop acting like you dont know what to give us or what to surprise us with... you know a 4 wheel drive will excite us anyday anytime! when you say.."darling i have a surprise for you!" what registers always is a Ford 2016 or a Range 2016! So pls do as occasion demands.:-)

once again, we truly appreciate all you have been doing oh, and this isnt to question your authority oh, its just that like they say, a woman is fashioned differently from a man, so we tot that we bring you to speed on how we are wired..

And if you still need help on these issues raised please do not hesitate to contact JAZZMENT. They will help you and you dont have to break the bank.

signed
Association of humble wives.

With several thousands of people on scholarship both Christians and non Christians coupled with the feeding of many Nations of the world, what big deal is there if he owns even the whole oil blocks in the Gulf?
I can't remember him( T B Joshua) holding any government office or doing any contract for the government. He can therefore be said to be totally free from the accusing fingers that are pointing to him.
If Ministers and treasury looters can fly private jets how much more a Minister of the most High GOD!!!
Abeg my senior Prophet T B Joshu , arise and shine!

Nigerians always waiting to be forced before doing the right thing.

My brothe , there's no logic or sentiment with God.
The Bible says, "every lie is asin and every sin carries a curse "
Yes, you sinned but thank God for Jesus, you still havetime to ask for forgiveness. Shalom

At 63, no wife and no known relative. Hmmm, anyway am sure he will soon have so many relatives is he was rich

May God never allow us to inherit any wealth that will consume us or our loved ones.

Maybe in a sane Society, right now in Nigeria, all that matters is cash. No one is interested in love anymore. With the right cash or fame, you can buy yourself a husband or wife.
A female Facebook friend sent me this ;

I was almost believing your list was well thought out until I saw Linda Ikeji's name on it.
I have been keenly following Linda's fight with Wizkid and I can assure you that she has consistently maintained a high level of maturity. Her responses to some issues that would have ordinarily made one go round the bend are admirable.
On the issue of her house, there are people who believe in the maxim of "if you've got it, flaunt it". If Linda chooses to belong to this group, it's her right AND DOES NOT IN ANYWAY MAKE HER CHILDISH.
After all, flaunting her boobs has not made Cossy Orjiakor childish but has rather brought her fame

Slickest:
Nawa 4 naija police ooo.....

Criminals in uniforms

4 d niggaz dat get joy in raping innocent girls, well ena go born pikin, nd life will rape dem too...

I refuse to say Amen to that prayer. Let the heaven and the earth punish without mercy the offenders and NOT YET TO BE BORN INNOCENT CHILDREN.

Why all the noise about what they earn? Should that be the problem?
I have been listening to both Celebs and despite spurts of anger occasionally, Linda has continued to argue more maturedly. Wizkid on the other hand has displayed a lot of immaturity. Threatening repeatedly to physically beat up a woman is not the best expected from a Celebrity that is presently a role model to our kids. Besides, I think he is also a brand ambassador to some communication giants. What image is cutting with such threats.
Someone should please settle this feaud, I believe as Africans, children still have some respect for their seniors. Enough joor

Delegate:
Nairalanders today is my birthday ll appreciate ur likes on this sy pecial day

Happy birthday bro. Wullnp

Very jealous guy, couldn't even show us the guy's picture.

An angry has gone on Facebook to post the nude pictures of a man she claims was disturbing her for marriage.
According to her, the man has been bombarding her with proposals for marriage.
My unanswered questions are ;
1. How did this man get her number in the first place?
2. What actually went wrong in the relationship?
3. Is exposing the man's nude pictures really necessary? Wouldn't it have been better to just block and delete him?

crixtex:
So dem don give u 5litres of fuel abi??

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, my dear, despite the immediate suffering, measures are being put in place for once and for all solution to fuel crisis in this Country.
All we need is a little patience.

[quote author=masinga07 post=44493316]All these zombies can make someone laugh sometimes. Abeg what's this one saying. [/quote

You are not bound to believe in what I believe in neither am I bound to believe in yours. But being insultive to someone you hardly know because of his personal beliefs says a lot of negative things about your person. Please be well guided.

Luckylife:
Cow reasons

You are not bound to believe in what I believe in neither am I bound to believe in yours. But being insultive to someone you hardly know because of his personal beliefs says a lot of negative things about your person. Please be well guided.

In less than ten months, this man PMB has already incurred my wrath in the following areas ;

1. Touching the untouchable in this Country to the extent that some are already contemplating resignation.
2. Forcing our high and mighty to vomit particles of our $2.1b that they swallowed.
3. Forcing Diezani to go on self exile by afflicting her with cancer.
4. Dimistifying Dasuki.
5. Forcing the CBN through the TSA to accumulate funds that would have been stolen for the Country.
6. Daring to find lasting solutions for fuel shortages in the Country by refusing to bow to the antics and manipulations of the age long Cartels.
7. Accepting blames for power outages even when those before him had already sold NEPA/POWER HOLDINGS for peanuts.
8. Prosecuting the war against BH with all seriousness instead of allowing himself to be fooled and used like those before him.
9. Restoring the confidence and trust of other Nations in Nigeria through his frequent visits abroad.
10. Refusing to allow the Country sink even with the price of Crude at all time low.
OGA ADE, TELL PMB, TO STOP ASAP THE MENACE OF FULANI HERDSMEN SO I CAN HATE HIM MORE.

Truth is little things count even when you believe that those things do not matter.
Imagine a young girl being asked for her email address only for you to get things like ngoosexy@yahoo.com, lizzyhotlegs@gmail. Even the men come with the likes of ; kentoughwaist@yahoo, etc.
All simply points to un seriousness. It's therefore surprising when someone with a name like precioussweetwaist@yahoo.com starts complaining of sexual abuse.
Remember, he who fetched ant infested firewood actually invited the lizard to dinner.

I have tried to compile here the very wonderful achievements of GEJ during both his two years tenure as Vice President and six years as President of Nigeria. Please feel free to add yours : HIS HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENTS :
1. Non completion of the East West Road, a road that leads to his own State
2. Paying lip Service to his promise of starting and completing the second Niger bridge
3. Leaving the Onitsha - Enugu death trap, oh, sorry, road exactly the same way he met it.
4. Breeding of the highest number of overnight billionaires ever in the Country.
5. Watching without raising alarm, the raping of the Economy without protection.
6. Wining and dining with the very ones he should be scared of.
7. Always smiling even when the economy was nose-diving.
8. Sweeping under the carpet strong allegations like the ones Stella Oduah during her tenure as Minister.
PLEASE ADD YOURS

In the words of Linda Ikeji "such a baby" and in the words of our elders "pride goes before a fall". Wizkid should be adviced and ASAP too.
Like it or not, the truth is that "the PEN has always been mightier than the sword", how much LESS fame and wealth.

I have always known that the continued noise making of Fayose is a diversionary tactics to remove attention from himself. The wide circle is gradually closing in on him.
Let's watch and see how much longer his IMMUNITY ' stands the test of time.

Flexherbal:
OK. Why Warri TB Joshua?
Does he not have his own name?

Am sure you saw his name in the post. Warri T B Joshua is what he is fondly called by his followers because his ministry is styled after TB Joshua 'S SCOAN

excellencyabia1:
The truth is that you are already doomed and you are also breaking the law of nature that will eat you up. And you are hating people that can't be hate.

Jesus is Lord, my dear brother, did you read my post or did you just see the heading and you started typing?
Anyway, my Bible tells me that as birds fly without being able to perch on our heads, so are curse less curses in our lives. I forgive your impatience and outburst my dear

mackhunter77:
rolling on the floor...


hate actually destroys people who entertain it......I just feel sorry for dem and pray for speedy recovery. ISIS, AL-QAEDA and BOKO HARAM among other terrorist groups run on hate

My brother, am sure the Heading of the Post got some haters smiling before they read the post