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HoneySwag:
Congratulations to you dear, may the birth of your child open doors of endless blessings and may the Light of God forever shine in your home. Amen 🙏

Lies... Laye yii, ko joo... Which God and which light passes out of here or here and there...? Which lights for GOD or which LIGHT of GOD and of THE LORD JESUS CHRIST...?... Dindinrin nio, you are doing well and your family are doing well...?...

MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.

What does/what did this means, and how does this/did this concerns us or means&meant anything to "us"...? Did this or does this means anything to "us"...? Glory be to GOD and to THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, ETC;...,is what you wants to hears or says...? Ear says... I hears and I says...? Hears and says what...? What follows or what would follows,etc; after singing Awilo Logomba,etc; on a bed with pillow or on a bed without pillows... I hope you won't start to borrow or borrows a hoe(from toes to toes...,why can't or why won't you use your toes...,o you foes or all ye foes-everywhere you goes...? Who would helps you to tows your toes...? Who would helps you to toes and tows your rows and cornrows or your rows like cornrows...? Tone tone semitones,tone tone tone semitones...?)-to hoes your rows and cornrows or to hoes your rows like cornrows...,especially when you don't have a hoe...? Look at your elbow... You are a Willow or like a Willow...? Let me see your window/windows...,or let me see from your window/windows... I want to see if you are a widow or if you would soon becomes a widow..., like what...or like a what...? Like Rainbow, a Rainbow or like an Iya Rainbow...? Did you have a bow or rainbow...?... Did you have a pillow or you are using pillows...? How low is your pillow/how low are you pillows,etc; before you begins or would begins to do bend down below...? Fire2× down below...?... Toes/tows your rows or boat gently on the streams..., verily3×; gently on the streams...?...

KanwuliaExtra:
I answered.

Okay sister or dear sister...? Serves you well or serves you right...?...

Kobojunkiee:
Jesus Christ, by His own admission, revealed in Matthew 15 vs 22-24 that the world God came to offer salvation to is the world that comprised only of the Lost Sheep of Israel.

Oda naa... Iru kan-un kan-un... I know what and how you mean anyways...

KanwuliaExtra:
Meaning you want to invest in an emotional 'bad market' to gain salvation in the after life ni?
Dem nefa born dat porsin sha!

I was only asking you a question...

Kobojunkiee:
What I oppose are lies sold using the name of Jesus Christ who instead said those who love Him are those who submit to and obey His every teachings and commandment - John 14 vs 15 - 27.

2. Most every claim you continue to make if of the doctrines and traditions of men which Jesus Christ warned were lies that were created by the false teachers and false prophets to lead people away from adopting and following the Truth of God - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 10 & Mark 7 vs 1 - 13.

3. Wrong! I have instead painstakingly explained that the Love of God is more than just mere words but an actual Law which God insists only those who abide by it will benefit from it — His Love. God's Love is as stipulated in that contract and that contract states clearly that only those who abide by — trust and obey its every detail— will benefit from it. That is God's conditional Love spelled out.

4. Only religion feeds you that lie. God never ever said He loves every man. Rather, God is written to have said He loves His Israel; He even sent Jesus Christ only to the Lost sheep of Israel - Matthew 15 vs 22 - 24. And the same God is then written to have made clear that His love is given to those among them who obey His commandments - John 15 vs 9-11. So you compile all that down into one cohesive block, and you realize that God's Love in Jesus Christ has always been available only to those among the lOst sheep of Israel who obey His teachings and commandments in Jesus Christ.

Though/although, a critical examination of JOHN 3vs16,etc; would sums up all your submission and aforementioned or your submission in the aforementioned and mentioned,etc; without or with no Fuji gyration..

KanwuliaExtra:
You simply don't.
What is there to love?
I can never be an emotional MESSIAH to save a loveless soul.
I love myself too much fot that kind or level of degenerate 'struggle love'.

No apologies!

My grand mother did not do such
My mother did not do such
Not in my genes. . . sorry!

That can only the cross of 'religious people' who are brain-washed to think they are doing the work of their 'lord'

Tufiakwa!

Emotional MESSIAH means what...? Is that "A MESSIAH" or THE MESSIAH, ETC; that you would find/that was talked about-in The Book of Isaiah, Jeremiah, Nehemiah, "Zedekiah", "Zephaniah", Hezekiah,etc...?

Jazmine10:
Be it unto you as you believe. Love is Love Love is unconditional. Let me ask you this, does your biological father or Mother love you unconditionally? As there is Love there is hate, as there is Life there's death as there's darkness there's Light. No You go and study, not read your Bible and i will give you specific reference to this matter. The Songs of Solomon precisely: sit on where the Shulammite hid herself from her Lover because her skin was dark, burned by the scorching sun and allow the light in your darkened heart, to fill it with Love.

You don't know what Gin and Orijin or Gin like Orijin, etc; do or does to a virgin...?

Jazmine10:
There is unconditional Love. There's unmerited Love. That bond a mother share's with her Baby is an example of what again? Hell was never designed for humans. Some humans willfully and disobediently and disregard for The Creator and Saviour choose hell.

You are talking about mother and child...? Is it mother and child, or mother and baby...? Herein or therein..., you bleeped up... "Can a woman forgets his or her "suckling baby, his or her/a toddler...? Yes!..." No wonder, one woman asked Solomon or King Solomon,etc; to cut or divide a baby into two.. No LOVE beyond or above THE LOVE in JOHN 3-16... Don't abscond...or, before you would abscond and goes to THE BEYOND...; where they are/where is no yond and beyond...,read The Book of Exodus, ETC; in THE BIBLE or in THE HOLY BIBLE... Read your Bible or THE HOLY BIBLE, ETC; from The Book of Genesis to The Book of Revelation... before you would like to begins; or before you would begins to drink Gin and Orijin/Gin and Orijin,etc; and be claiming that, you are virgin... What does, what did/what would Gin and Orijin or Gin like Orijin,etc; do to a virgin...? I guess you don't know your gene and origin...? Did you knows your state of origin...? Stop talking or stop playing with/stop doing like a genie or like the genies... I remember that story or the story of The Ten Virgins,etc; in THE BIBLE or in THE HOLY BIBLE...

JohnnA1:
Go and study your Bible!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!
GET IT NOW!

Yes! I see or I get it...

Jazmine10:
What?! May the remainder of your day be filled with laughter as you make others laugh. Cheers.

Oda naa ooo... Come, let laughs together... I wants to laugh with you or together with you...? Yes! Come face to face... Come now now...

Jazmine10:
This made me laugh really. Thank you for the humour. Kobojunkie coman interpret at Emmanuel30a poem.

Let me see how much you laughs/laughed..., how much of your laughs and how much you can laughs... I want to see if you can laughs as a Giraffe, as much as a Giraffe or like a Giraffe,etc; until you have a graph and paragraph in The Telegraph... Let me see your scarf/your scarfs... How old is your scarf or how old are your scarfs...? Were they carved...,or WHO carves/who carved your scarfs...? Who would carves or who can carves your scarfs,etc; that is like a Giraffe or that is a Giraffe scarf/like a Giraffe scarfs...? Me...? I hope you are not using that Giraffe scarf/that Giraffe like scarf to laughs, or hope you are not laughing/don't want to laughs with that Giraffe scarf...? I don't want to use your Giraffe scarfs/that your Giraffe scarfs,etc; to laugh..., or is it use it and laugh...? Should I use it and laughs or I should it to laughs...?...

Jazmine10:
The scripture says while we were yet sinners CHRIST died for Us. "For GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whosoever believes in HIM should not perish but have eternal life. There, in these scriptures elucidates the unconditionalness of GOD's love. Now, it all is dependent on your acceptance of GOD's Love or not by the sacrifice of the cross, hence free moral agency expressed. GOD is not telling you do this, i'd love you. GOD loves you inspite of you doing or not because LOVE is who GOD is and that in itself has no conditions because truth be told, no mortal can meet up with GOD's laws and Precepts but by HIS Grace and Mercy, HE gave Us HIS HOLY SPIRIT which is the fulfilment of the righteous requirements of the law; hence in HIM we live and move and walk and have our being. Love my dear is unconditional. For emphasis, i am not talking about the love fellow Nigerians are quick to throw around or violate others misusing.

Jasmine10 and Kobojunkie..., what did you wants to say; or what did you wants me to say..., before you or one of you/one of us/amongst you/amongst us,etc;decays...,without delays or with no delays to allays... Allays all delays...,or delays all allays,arrays, rays and trays,etc...? Are you astrays... or you have gone astrays... Are you using ashtray...,or using bones to do ashtrays... ? Have you gone astrays..., don't you sees THE RAYS...? You are looking for/waiting for THE LATTER RAIN, LATER RAIN&AFTER RAINS...? You are looking for/waiting for a lot of rains...? Ride on JESUS CHRIST...it mustn't rain or it must all RAINS; until we are wet, until we are soaked with a lot of rains...,etc; or what have you...? "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH and THE LIFE...,no one comes to THE FATHER;except through ME..." "Trust and obeys,there is no other way to be happy in JESUS CHRIST-but to trust and obeys..."?...

thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department. She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.

Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.

Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."

Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.

Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...

I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.

Wahala dey o!

So "Wetin" concerns me concerns you...? Wetin concerns "us"...? Now that you have pined/been pinned down like a safety pin or with safety pins..., opined and suggested, etc; that, it is a sleep on tongue(or a sleep of tongues...?)...; let me be checking all kinds/all types of tongues,etc; that can sing a song, that has sings or sang a song or songs-including tongue wagging/tongues wagging and tongues sagging songs,etc; and dingdong or like dingdong... I would even checks, look at or looks for,etc; the tongue or tongues of/tongues like/with Alex Song... I would checks Alex Song tongue(s)... Can you sing a song...,or can you/would you sings me a song...? I wonders why that woman or lady,etc; likes you and not "me"...? Lady likes you...or, the lady likes you... The lady likes you or the lady like you...? The lady likes a/the lady like you...? Whose lady or which lady...? That ransom and random lady,etc; with malady...?... When you are done with freudian slip or "freudian theory" whatever..., tell me about/tell me of "feudian" or guardian, or feudian and guardian...in/of India...? Feudian and guardian or feudian like guardian...? Like feudian like guardian...? Are you a feudian or a guardian...? You are a feudian like a guardian...? Are you her feudian or his/her/his&her guardian...? You wants to take her to India (as a guardian or as feudian...?)..., or you wants to be her guardian and feudian to India...? You wants her to be your guardian or your feudian and Indian guardian...? Your feudian to India guardian...? You are her Indian guardian or her feudian Indian guardian/her Indian feudian guardian...? You wants to be her Indian guardian and her Indian feudian...?...

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do marriages get boring after sometime? 🤔 I.e The love or feelings begin to wax cold or boring unlike when you both started.

Ask marriage/marriages, or asks from marriage and marriages...; you don't need to asks from THE ROCK of AGES,let alone hears or receives answers BY or FROM THE ROCK of AGES... Did you wants to asks from marriage or marriage & marriages agencies...?...

Loveabove:
Please I need you people's advice and I want to be as brief and straight to the point.

My sister gave birth to 2 children under circumstances I'm not to explain here. She took ill and passed away last month.

Since we were just two of us, (our parents are late) the responsibility of taking care of this little kids of 8 and 5 has fallen on me.

God knows I love these kids and would take them as my own but I don't have a job and struggling seriously to survive. It's killing since they became my full responsibility. I was thinking any of the extended family member or a good person would come up to take them.

House rent has expired and problems everywhere.

Since no where else to take them to, I'm considering taking them to the orphanage. It's not my fault please. If I have the means, i would keep them and take very good care of them as they are very dear to me.

Like i said, i love this two boys and would take them as mine, providing for them now as it should, is the challenge.

Their presence is even affecting the small thing I am doing, especially by way of paying attention to them.

Please advise me on what to do.

Let those who knows the circumstances, attends to the circumstances and circumstances... Didn't you or haven't you written a thesis and "thesises"...? What of physics and metaphysics...? Have you written or read a physics, physics and metaphysics; or written and read about physics and metaphysics...? You this physics and metaphysics anopheles/pheles or Feliz/Felix or what have you...?! Phoenix...? Are you a Feliz/Felix or an Eunice(an Aunty Eunice... or Nicki Morris...?.An Aunty Eunice like Nicki Morris or Victor Moses...? How is your boris/bores or tyre and bores...?...), you are an Alice or Eunice and you don't have/don't know what& when to lease and releases; how to lease and releases...?... Hissed and or hisses, to this Miss or Mrs... How many things(things like Afeez, Idris, Eunice and Alice,etc; what of Feliz or Felix...?) have you missed or misses and kisses...?...

Samfigo1:
Good day everyone!!!

This is very urgent everyone and I will try to be brief.
My marriage is in few weeks time and there have been troubles here and there. Pls, I will like to know what I am supposed to do. This my babe is from Kogi and we have decided to marry eachother, before we got the relationship got deep we were having marriage talks she gave me the impression that we will not be flamboyant which I was happy about, she even told me her father may not want reception and all.

Everything changed at some point, we started planning for registry, engagement and reception.
This is where the problem began, our plan is to have the court on Thursday, engagement and reception on Saturday.

My family and I are going to cater for court expenses, and also 70% expenses on clothings and shoes for my would be wife is from me. Now they are saying the groom's family will cater for everything during reception, we told them to do the estimate of the feeding alone and it is close to 300k, where the problem started was when we asked how much they are going to contribute inside, they do not plan to contribute inside. They said they will cater for engagement. There is no much thing in the engagement because we are going to use the same facilities for the reception for the engagement, the hall, the chairs, tables and so on.

I told them why do they want us alone to cater for reception? There is no much in the engagement to do. Note, we will be coming from Ondo state to Kaduna state, we do not have much people that will travel that much from our side to Kaduna, we only asked how much they are going to contribute inside that is where the problem started.

I told them if you want it that way, if you want us to cater only for the reception, the hall chairs and tables I have paid 50% of should be completed by them since we are going to use the same hall for the two events. The engagement list, I have not even bought 50% of the whole thing.

Pls, am I acting strange? Is it too much to demand? My union is at stake, pls I need pieces of advice on this

Let it crash/let it crashes, you and or your girlfriend body/bodies, etc; is or are full of rash and rashes...,etc; that would soon turns to ashes... Beauty for ashes or beauty with ashes...? Beauty in ashes or with splashes, flashes and lashes of ashes..., with ashes lashes, flashes and splashes...?...

podium:
Good morning all, I hope you all had a great night rest.. I am not here to write a long story but all I have to say is; my name is Kingsley, i am a family man with wife and two kids, a teacher in a private school in uyo. My brothers and sisters, things are hard, and my wife is not working, basically I provide everything in the house. Next month my daughter will start school. Please if there is anyone here who can assist us by giving my wife a job, at least it will go a long way. She has only SSCE and location is Akwa Ibom.. thanks

Awon Were...

podium:
Good morning all, I hope you all had a great night rest.. I am not here to write a long story but all I have to say is; my name is Kingsley, i am a family man with wife and two kids, a teacher in a private school in uyo. My brothers and sisters, things are hard, and my wife is not working, basically I provide everything in the house. Next month my daughter will start school. Please if there is anyone here who can assist us by giving my wife a job, at least it will go a long way. She has only SSCE and location is Akwa Ibom.. thanks

Wetin I go gives to YOU,my PRAISE EH EH...uncountable& immeasurable×

ISLAMBAD:
Under two days, Over 21 Churches have been burnt down in Pakistan by islamic extremists over a blasphemous statement made by a non Christian..

Christians and churches became their target

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1498188540921112/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Water, water, water; water-e no get enemy... Fire, fire, fire; fire-e no get enemies...?... ISLAMBAD that is using an handband or handbands..., is he a Sinbad...or Simbad/what have you...?...

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/chibok-girl-to-marry-repentant-terrorist/

Rubbish...in the bush or from the bush and bushes...

turmacs:
My BF has been away for almost a week and he's going to be away for 3 weeks... I'm currently alone in this house and I don't like masturbation, I've done it Once and swore never to do it again...But now, how do I satisfy my urges without him? I don't plan on cheating but this thing is really not easy...I really miss that big fat Penis ramming back and forth against the walls of this kpekus, firing on all cylinders Ladies please help me with tips to overcome this konji apart from self service,lemme nor die here

Dindinrin...

turmacs:
Now according to the Bible, in Exodus Chapter 33 verse 11 the Bible says and I quote "Thus the Lord used to speak to Moses face to face, as man speaks to his friend" ......

Now my question here is, all of you that call yourselves Christians in this world today (especially Nigerians), is there anyone among you that God has spoken to face to face, how a man speaks to his friend ? Please I'm not talking about God speaking to you in a dream please, because that is how he speaks to all of you nowadays.. I'm talking about speaking to God face to face , just like the way you would speak to you earthly friend in a conversation...And for those of you that might bring up the argument that Moses was very special to God and he did works for God that no man was capable of, does that mean that God loves some of his children more than he loves others?

Righteousness99
nlfpmod Mynd44 Seun OAM4J farano

Yeye or yeyenatu... Are you olosho or ashewo...?...

WriterX:
may the Peace and healing you deserve sincerely find you, amen!

I thought you would laugh and laugh,etc; until you makes a graph and paragraph in The Telegraph...? I beg, shift... you this thrift and rift gift... You are making a rift,etc; because of Gift or Aunt/Aunty Gift... No wonder you have starts collecting thrift...or starts to collecting thrift with rifts... You have starts the collection or your collection of thrift,etc; with rifts..., because of a Gift or Aunt/Aunty Gift...? I beg shift... Is Aunty Gift or Aunt Gift,etc; collecting thrift (&rifts or with rifts...),because of you/for you..., that's why...?... I beg shift...Mufu Mumu mugu imun gun feeje buredi oni buredi..

Goodlady:
You are mad but none of your family members is telling you. Use your drugs before you enter market.

I would use it together with you physically, emotionally, actually,factually... I won't allow you to kiss me... Come... let's use it together... I would be your father... I am your father...even as or just as I am like your father... Respect your father or someone like/that is older than your father, grandfather, mother and grandmother-forefathers fathers,etc; if you wants to go further and or any further and farther... Did you have feathers,etc; that you have gathered, garnered and clusters or &clustered...? What have you mastered,etc; that you wants to mutters and musters(consonant clusters...?)...,on what/which and whose rosters, roasters and toasters...? Did you have a Master or Masters,etc; in what...,in Theology or Biology...,Zoology...? You have or had a Master/Masters,etc; in what, and you are a Trader...,who is on the radars, under the radars or who isn't in/on the radar...? I would rather...what...? Teaser...? I don't wants to calls you an idiot bigot, holocaust harlot, adult slut, adulterer&murderer sister(s)... Don't you have an elder sisters...? Don't be a Were/like Were ara Gadarene/Garesene(or Nazarene...?) , or don't be like the madman of Gadarene/Gerasene...in Gadarene/Garesene,etc; that haven't seen, that haven't been seen/that haven't been seeing,etc; because of sins...or that can't buy kerosene...,etc; because of sins...? You don't even know the Nazarenes,..., and you wants to reign...; with what or with WHOM...? Are you a Roman Reigns..., and you are sitting on or standing on a terrain/terrains...etc; where there's no rain or where there are no rains...? Don't be disdains/disdained...,or don't become a Dain&disdains or a disdains/disdained Dain...? Did you knows THE LATTER RAIN/LATER RAIN/AFTER RAINS...? Ride on JESUS...? You wants me to refrain...or restrains...? You haven't yet trains... Who trains you...or who and what are your trains/trainers...? Are you sitting on/standing on a train, or on a terrain...? You had better start to trains...,etc; before you would be behaving like a chained brain, brain chained, brain drained and or drained brain...,etc; that doesn't have brains and membrane...Are you a Cain/Kane(you are already on Kane/Cain lane, or already on Cain/Kane lane...? You would be caned...and won't be able to eat sugarcane-let alone drinks cocaine...,etc...?) or Abel... Jezebel...? What is your label or what are your labels..., Jezebel...or Abigail..., maybe Rosabelle...?... Gingle your bell Jezebel or Abigail... Gingle Bell... Butcher, "hutcher" or hitcher&nitcher/nitcher,etc... Are you an usher...? Gotcha...

AndrewTate:
wahala 😂

💯👻

kayus621:
Thanks alot for the kind words

Se na like this you go dey dey...?... Na like this you go dey play...na like this you go dey play and pay...? Dey play... Mufu/...

AndrewTate:
😂 werey

Oloriburuku somebody else...😄🤣🤔😿😻💯🐀... Did you need a spectacle or spectacles...? You want to speak to an oracle or with the oracle... You are looking for a miracle...?...

AndrewTate:
😂🤌🏽 you go dey reply this werey...
He's a mad man that has a phone and knows how to navigate to Nairaland 😂

Awon were... So AndrewTate, how many phone/phones/earphone(s),etc; did you have or has...?...

AndrewTate:
😂🤌🏽 you go dey reply this werey...
He's a mad man that has a phone and knows how to navigate to Nairaland 😂

Oloriburuku somebody else...

Goodlady:
Learn how to type with correct english. Your grammatical constitution is terrible!
Read the crap you wrote, you ll v headache!

Look who is speaking British English... please don't start... Not you of all people... You want to starts, restarts or thermostats...? You wants the stats or wants to have the stats,starts and restart; Mufu...? Check the stats if you like or wants..., you can also check the start... However, it seems you don't know maths..., you don't know maths or don't studies maths...? I don't have the starts or headstart-thermostats,etc; to begin to teach or teaches you maths... Please don't start...