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Festus30:
did you say just 21k? I've done lots of things for that girl. 21k is nothing compared to the things I've been doing for her since we started dating.

JackDaAlienz:
My dear,
I'M NOT GAY AND NEVER WILL BE GAY

people called Jesus worse names and they even mocked him as "King OF jews"
Because Jesus said the Truth

We all know that people don't like to hear the bitter truth, they begin to call you names,insult you and ridicule you for saying the Truth.

You can call me gay
You can call me a bastard
It won't change the hard bitter truth.

Nobody in history of mankind has spoken the Truth and people applaud him.

Moses in the bible was adopted by Egyptians
They raise him like Prince.
Feed him daily, cloth him, care for him

Only for Moses to grow up and join the isrealites and destroy the same Egypt that raised him.
Blood is thicker than water
If you like go and adopt anoda person blood
Anything wey you see, take am like that

Chisomann:
My mum is late. I am the only girl among 3 boys. We have different dads.

How do I tell my brothers that I don't want to help them. They should go and hustle. I am tired of them begging me for everything. I don't want to carry their burdens cos I have my own life to live. I want to focus on my life first and they should also focus on theirs. I am sick and tired of them.

Faber:
The madness madding you is madder than the madness madding your mudafvcker dad

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian man has shared a screenshot of a message from his house cleaner who asked him out.

In the message, the cleaner expressed her love for him and further added that she needs him in her life.

@Otunbatoba who described this as his craziest experience in a longtime, recounted how he's been nice to his cleaner who is a widow with two children.

The Twitter user who regretted being nice to the cleaner, stated that he now needs a wife so his cleaner will know that there is a "madam" in the house.

He tweeted;


https://twitter.com/OtunbaToba/status/1574087399612846080?s=20&t=4mHxb1Q-oJGEUtSMrQHHiQ[/quote]Wonder shall never ends? Like you have never seen or heard about that before? What if you are the one, that is working as a cleaner and you sent such message to your employer? Whatever the case maybe, what people love in your life are different... Why they love you and or your life is another thing... Simply, she just told you what she has in her mind... Whether it is for personal interest, selfish interest, human interest, collective interest, etc is up to you to know and decide... It is not a crime, that she revealed what she abhor in her mind to you... What if she said she wants to kills you... Don't have too many thoughts on it... You are a man... You are probably old enough, to know whether you need a woman in your life... Widow women that are below 60 years according to Apostle Paul in the Bible, can marry again... It simple as ABC... She told you she loves you... You are old enough to ask what type of love... You are old enough to think and reply her in Godly way, with a GODLY wisdom, knowledge and understanding... At the end of the day, you would or may find out; that nobody loves you like GOD and THE LORD JESUS CHRIST... If you are surprised that a woman sent you her desire to love you or her desire of love to you or towards you, then you should be crazy when thinking about why men are wooing and approaching women for relationship and or sexual relationship now and then... You are old enough when you are good enough... You may not be good enough when you are old enough or when you think you are old enough... Enough of your cough... Plough it, if it is tough and or rough... Plough it, if it is tough and rough... GOD and THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, are in THE ABOVE and everywhere... Hence, LOVE is from above... Love at times or maybe most times, don't wear gloves... Have you been solved? Solve your love in GOD and with GOD and THE LORD JESUS CHRIST... Solve and resolve, with those who you loves and with those who loves you or who claims to loves you... Ayu...

Faber:
Konji na your mate...

Konji way catch one Catholic ArchBishop for Benin City that year. He come knack woman, Benin boys catch am, he come resign. He is now a farmer in Ireland.

Konji na your mate


Konji way catch Jesus that year he come stop area guys from stoning a prostitute... because the prostitute beg am say she go give bros J free toto, make he help save her.

Whether bros J later knack the prostitute, na story for another day

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

mediclife1987:
What nonsense is this one saying again ffs...

mediclife1987:
Men of nowadays, all beards, no fortitude.

Sorry excuses of men, always feeling hórny.

Feeling hórny is a feminine trait.

Men should constantly be thinking about war.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
If you think there's a God,what do you think about the starving children, natural disasters rape going on, pedophile priests wey dey bust boys nyansh while a lazy God watch everything,lol.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
If you think there's a God,what do you think about the starving children, natural disasters rape going on, pedophile priests wey dey bust boys nyansh while a lazy God watch everything,lol.

westlius:
Pls pardon my grammar.

Please men have mercies for your wives. My colleague's husband doesn't eat frozen foods, meaning she cooks every day for him. She closes from work by 5 and gets home before 7, she goes to market everyday to cook soup for the husband.

I really do feel for her, to the extent the man threatening her to resign so she can take care of him (He earns below 50k and she earns much more).

She says when a soup/stew/ other meals reaches 24 hours the husband cannot eat them again.

I feel for her seeing her in the morning at work looking stress out

Dmiller123:
All of him mate are in something good for future reference, davido is trying to mingle now maybe later in the future he can become governor or senate. He's dere rejoicing for food.
Wizkid was the only celebrity that has nothing to do than to flex

.....reason my word!
am out

XullySwt:
Good evening everyone, thank God for life coz that alone is indeed a great blessing.

I will be brief with my post here i promise
Indeed i have seen life at its worst....

After mourning my husband i decided to leave my city Kaduna to begin a new life with my kids,yeah a boy and a girl.

I started from the scratch here in Abuja, from lesson that paid not upto #6000 to a school that pays #20,000 and presently am working in a school that pays not less than #50,000 all these boils down to my hardwork and perseverance and above all God.

Alright this the main ishhh, i met this single, understanding and loving guy that have already paid for my dowry and wedding is coming up November this year

Now my fear..... We love each other, he loves my kids so dearly we have been together for almost 2 years now that's why he decided to move the relationship further.

Ohh yes, i said my fear, his currently a job hunter ?

we thought things would get better before the wedding but Nigeria got no chill sincerely so now i have to leave my job and follow him to his city where he base so as to help him with his little business hoping things would get better.

So now my question, Am i doing the right thing by moving to his city or i should continue with my job and wait till he gets a better job??

Adding that his in his mid 30's and willing to settle down.

Please my people advice me. Or if you can help him pass through this stage of life, blessings will follow you.....

He is a graduate and lives in Zaria. God bless you all.

Between sorry for any blunders or typo error, am just seeing double

gentlestdude:
Olopolo dudu, Ori e ti daru finally

gentlestdude:
fool I have also read science books and like the bible they were written by humans too... Follow your Bible in peace or did your Bible teach you to insult people if you want to bring them to your god lol

oponu agbalagba ti o gbon

gentlestdude:
ode so you can throw insults at anyone just because they are gentle, that shows how stupid you are lol

Next time mind your business and don't insult people first if you can't take insult back, eleribu somebody.

gentlestdude:
baba e ati mama e ni didinrin... How did my comment affect your miserable life you stupid goat?.. live your life how you want and let others live theirs as long as they are not trampling on you ...

Like you were there when Jesus did whatever you said inside the grave,olofo na so your pastor say make you dey preach with insults abi

Oponu ayirada afofun gbemu, Omo ikeji aja lasan lasan

gentlestdude:
baba e ati mama e ni didinrin... How did my comment affect your miserable life you stupid goat?.. live your life how you want and let others live theirs as long as they are not trampling on you ...

Like you were there when Jesus did whatever you said inside the grave,olofo na so your pastor say make you dey preach with insults abi

Oponu ayirada afofun gbemu, Omo ikeji aja lasan lasan

robinso01:
They don't know how painful it is and i pray they won't. The greatest pain a parent can ever feel is losing a child or children.

robinso01:
They don't know how painful it is and i pray they won't. The greatest pain a parent can ever feel is losing a child or children.

robinso01:
They don't know how painful it is and i pray they won't. The greatest pain a parent can ever feel is losing a child or children.

Savageman:
Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.

I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..

Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.

Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?

Please help me move to fp

cowboyvs:
Good day Folks, I am not going to bore you with all the details. Ok, I have been a member of this Forum but I really need matured advise cos I am in a dilemma right now. I met this cute babe in 2021. She is from Edo I am Igbo. I was really thinking of getting married to her but I have some serious concerns.

Firstly, sometime last year she came visiting. While she was sleeping on my laps her phone screen lit up so I was tempted to look and I saw message delivered to Mariam. So something whispered to me to check the content of the message. When I checked, I discovered that the message was deleted after it was sent.

So being a Guyman, that discovery spurred my curiosity. What I did was to copy the number and checked on Truecaller, lo and behold a Man’s name appeared. So I checked his name on face book and checked on WhatsApp too and I saw it was a married Man with five kids.

So I waited till morning and confronted her. Initially, she denied it was a man but when I confronted her with my evidence she confessed it was a married man. I enquired further and she told me they have had s*x like 4 times while we were dating ooo. I butted her out of my house and blocked her completely.

But this babe will be using other pple’s phones to call and be sending msgs telling me she is sorry. So at a point I forgave her and we continued, but, I was not ready to start trusting her again. So last week, I was trying to see if she has truly turned a new leaf before making a major move by going to see her parents. I was shocked what I saw in her WhatsApp.

There was this random dude asking her out. From their chats she told the guy that she has a boyfriend so she can’t have anything to do with him. But, she sent him a video of her touching her Vagi*a. Telling him she wets and squirts very well. When the guy demanded they see so he can feel her she told him no that her Vagin* is only for her boyfriend. Also I saw so many guys asking her out but she kept telling them she is in a serious relationship and she can’t date them.

So I am really confused. She is 22 and I am 33. It pains me so much cos this girl is so loving and caring and also a good cook. She treats me well and has never disrespected me. I am really hurting inside cos I feel this is not the kind of woman I wanna marry like how do u expose the most intimate part of ur body to someone else. Is it lack of maturity or she is jst loose and I didn’t know. I have refused picking her calls but she keeps on begging and sending msgs seriously. I am tired.

Please I need matured advise cos I am no longer getting young and I wanna settle down ASAP.

Matrix137:
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