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Family / Re: Marginalisation: Women Playing The Victim Cards by EmmyDJourno: 4:32pm On Oct 13
I have thought of this for long

I just never found a way to put it together

Like, women are just making excuses for the tough World we live in

Every woman who has earned stuff has gotten it around me

The problems we face together is the product of the society we both created

So any clamour should be for the good of all, not one Sex

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I Have Relationship Outside The House – Angel by EmmyDJourno: 1:42pm On Sep 25
Dude is rich and has spent funds

Na to Bleep for exotic places remain

Angel the hustler
Politics / Re: Mob Burns Down Garba Moyi's House In Sokoto ‘For Colluding With Bandits' by EmmyDJourno: 9:40pm On Sep 22
No be Sanate wey I see for there

Abi Sanate no be Senate

Abi na another illiterate wey stumble into Power
Culture / Re: Estate Residents Woke Up To See Bowls Of Sacrifices In Lekki Lagos: Pics & Video by EmmyDJourno: 7:12pm On Sep 18
Na todayyyyy

Ebo na normal levels for that area nahh
Career / Re: Female Bosses by EmmyDJourno: 4:29pm On Sep 18
I prefer female bosses, they are open and easy to handle if your work ethics are top notch

I once lied to a female boss to cover up my Friend and she started liking me from that day coz she saw loyalty even though she knew I was lying grin

Just think ahead of them, envisage problems and solve them, deliver on your mandates wink

Engage in healthy gossips with them cheesy

Las las you go dey alright kiss

Male bosses are threatened by my Alpha personality,
they see me as a threat, which Female bosses see me as their Go-to Gangster cool
Family / Re: What My Dad Wanted Me To Do On His Behalf by EmmyDJourno: 6:43pm On Sep 12
Don't you dear try it

Loans at your age is bad, your money is too small for you to take a loan. The only reason you should take a loan is for business

If your Father wants the money and believes in it, let him raise 300k, then you raise 200k, if you can't raise that in 3months, then taking the loan means you ate living above your expense

I earn close to 200k, but loans have left me scrapping

I repeat don't go near loans, live within your limit

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Car Talk / Re: Can You Buy This Car For N1.9 Million by EmmyDJourno: 3:52pm On Sep 12
Health / Re: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by EmmyDJourno: 7:57pm On Sep 11
Someone should help me too.

What could this be.

I have been to the hospital but they see Ntn, they said maybe i am reacting to something

Having this on my head, chest , back neck and face.

It do itch me.

See Picture of the drugs prescribed for me by the doctor but i notice the spot is still there and once the medicine finish, it start appearing on those area again

Please help

Go get Loratidine


Health / Re: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by EmmyDJourno: 7:56pm On Sep 11
Go get Loratidine.....the cure to all allergic reactions

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Family / Re: Advice Needed by EmmyDJourno: 7:54pm On Sep 10
First things first, go and secure yourself financially make you go turn Inmessage babe

Second things second, na new paroo cruise dey do you. You suppose don drop that thing when you marry, na boyfriend, girlfriend behaviour be that

Third things third, that divorcee is looking for free pussy when he enters the Country, olosho no cheap again

Forth things fourth, how many knacks that guy want give you to belleful you, knacking him would still leave you empty

Fifth things fifth, go and talk with your husband and resolve issues with him, find out why he is cheating and if it is unreconcilable then with the consent of both of you part ways

Last things last, I'm sure if you discuss with your husband una go settle

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Precious Eboigbodin Creates Lion Sculpture From Spoons, Knives And Forks by EmmyDJourno: 9:19am On Sep 10
Spoons have been mysteriously disappearing from my house

Now that I see where they have gone, and how they have been used

I am happy cheesy

Big ups man, creativity is rare, a fine work of Art is more rare


Celebrities / Re: Paternity Fraud: Police Invite Uzoamaka Ohiri For Questioning by EmmyDJourno: 10:02pm On Sep 08
Ugly witch, thunder fire am angry

See ehhen I don't take bullshit from stupid girls

The ones wey get sense still dey kiss

Until God shows his love to me by bringing one into my life again

I hustle, invest, f7ck when I want with my money and rest

All these ones that don't add to you, but just want to drain you with aimless conversations and steady knacks are irrelevant to me.......Spit


Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Fighters ’round Up Women Into Car Park Like Cattle’ & Open Fire(Pix,vid) by EmmyDJourno: 10:03pm On Sep 07
Bleep America

Fick the Taliban

Pray for Afghanistan

The top Muslims the World over can never call out the Talibans

The Mohammed misled group


TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Emmanuel Wins Head Of House, Picks Liquorose As Deputy by EmmyDJourno: 7:24pm On Sep 06
The difference for all these babes packaged pictures and real life is alarming

See Tega wey be like small Lion come fine for packaged picture

See this Liquorose as she be like Eba wey dem no turn well for real life, come fine for package

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Celebrities / Re: Uzoma Ohiri: Nedu Wazobia's Ex Wife Accepts Having A Child With Another Man by EmmyDJourno: 5:49pm On Sep 05
Useless wives everywhere

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Romance / Re: She Called Off Our Relationship Few Months To Our Wedding by EmmyDJourno: 5:14pm On Sep 05
Go find another babe, use your preparations settle down with, no time

But, one thing with stories like this is that we need to hear both sides before we judge


Celebrities / Re: Nedu Wazobia’s Estranged Wife, Uzoamaka Cries Out Over Neglect, Debts, Homeless by EmmyDJourno: 5:07pm On Sep 05
Endtime wives everywhere
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kabul Explosion – Child Killed After ‘rocket Hits House( Pix, Video) by EmmyDJourno: 10:44pm On Aug 29
How is Islam a religion of Peace

I need an intelligent Muslim to enlighten me

Life is all about balance, extremism is extreme

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Politics / Re: Uzodimma's Political Opponents Clone Newspaper Headline (Photo) by EmmyDJourno: 6:05pm On Aug 29
Na him tie rope for him neck wey dem dey use drag am like Goat
Supreme Cunt Governor grin

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Politics / Re: Why We Arrest Commoners But Leave The Rich, Powerful Who Break Our Rules, Hisbah by EmmyDJourno: 10:10am On Aug 29
Islam and confusion na 6 and 9

I am sure Islam exists to make Christianity look better


Politics / Re: IGP Receives NPF Panel Report On DCP Abba Kyari by EmmyDJourno: 10:29pm On Aug 26
Report na him be like 10 Ababio

I no sure say Police wey we get fit read that report

People wey no fit read newspaper complete
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban To Forbid Music In Public Again by EmmyDJourno: 3:08pm On Aug 26
Islam is a lousy Religion

In a way that Religion exists to make us appreciate Christianity more

Remove 4wives from that Religion and see how many Virgin seekers go remain shocked
Crime / Re: Gabriel Uzoma's Girlfriend Hired Armed Robbers In Military Uniforms To Kill Him by EmmyDJourno: 3:01pm On Aug 26
Once a woman has a strong disposition to certain matters I japa straight

I took a lady out once, she stood up to go use the rest room, na him I say make I sample the yansh as she dey go

She came back, told me she saw me looking at her yansh and said if I looked at her bum again like that she would slap me

I shock, coz I'm a 6foot macho, as in I be like small Kratos, na him fine yellow girl say she go slap me on first date

Eventhough I still want collect doggy, I no sabi when I start to avoid the babe, make I no go wound person pikin

Coz any woman wey slap me, I go beat am.like thief

So best thing my fellow Kings is to avoid violent, desperate and crazy chicks
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Denies Asking People To Stop Posting His Pictures With Hushpuppi by EmmyDJourno: 8:14am On Aug 07
Political Yeyebrity is what you are Sir shocked
Politics / Re: Herbalist Arrested For Preparing Charms For IPOB Terrorists, Bomb Recovered (Pix by EmmyDJourno: 4:11pm On Jul 29
Why them add weed for the caption, why downgrade Uncle Jerobee

Weed has helped and healed more peeps than even Seun wey get this Nairaland self grin
Celebrities / Re: Biyi Nifemi Tudors' Girlfriend Bena Abused Him, Destroyed His Items (Photos) by EmmyDJourno: 9:26pm On Jul 27
Simps coming to cry on Social Media

Na today she start

Any babe that shows any form of aggression towards me is gone

Coz I make it very clear, the day you try to hit me, I'm sending you to Limbo with one bad left hook

Stupid chic, simpie dude undecided
Crime / Re: Lagos Police On Chidinma Ojukwu's Video: 'No More Comments' by EmmyDJourno: 12:16am On Jul 13
What the Bleep is this

Somebody died for Christ sake

She created a perfect timeline the last time, why come up with a distorted one

Saying I did not know what happened

So forensic doesn't have her BVN to match with the knife she talked about

Bleep all the dumb peeps running things in Nigeria
Religion / Re: Man Rains Money On His Pastor In Church (Photos, Video) by EmmyDJourno: 11:01pm On Jul 10
Pastor na picker

No worry yourself

Mgbada Azaman
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by EmmyDJourno: 11:21pm On Jun 21
See ehhen if not for say I get small respect say you be Professor i for tell you to gettat

Some of us want to change our lives by connecting and networking with the real World via Social Media

We have no business competing with Organ Harvesting and Yahoo Sponsored Politicians

Prof abeg try dey advise Bubu, that baba dumb makachi

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Celebrities / Re: Yetunde Barnabas And Olayinka Peter Court Wedding (Photos) by EmmyDJourno: 10:29pm On Jun 18
The babe don hit jackpot, Footballer money sweet dieeeee cheesy

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Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by EmmyDJourno: 10:20pm On Jun 12
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.

Try to relax more, pre-intimacy use your tongue to satisfy her, work out more, watch your diet, eat fruits or try any Sildenafil product(Pfizer 100mg: you won't release in an hour grin)


Crime / Re: Traffic Offence: LASG Arrests 3 Suspects for Extorting Motorists by EmmyDJourno: 3:23pm On Jun 02
I encountered these fools at Orile on Monday

Stopped my Car for being an official Car saying there is a document I need to have

Show me a sample of the Document, them no fit, what is the name them no sabi

I was livid, I parked in the centre of the road and started causing traffic, I tore into them with my refined English cause I was sure they are extortionists

A brand new Car that was brought to my house with all due Documents, now dirty looking men on the road are now telling me of a Document that has no name

Las las my friend gave them 500 and we moved, but I always knew they are thieves

I remember asking one if it is possible for every LGA in Lagos to send people on the roads to check for such Documents
And he responded, "Na ur papa get Surulere LGA", what a fool grin

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